After returning to Jingshi, in the weather of May, on the outskirts of Jingshi, I saw a large number of acacia trees blooming fragrant flowers, and my heart became like this bright early summer, full of sunshine. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I stood on the top of the Yan Mountain in Jingshi, blowing the cool mountain breeze, and I couldn't help but think a lot in my heart.

As our line of work, I originally thought it was just catching ghosts and settling down or something. And this kind of thing like catching ghosts and land, in the city, many people feel strange and familiar, after all, I have also seen horror comedies such as how to catch ghosts and zombies from some Hong Kong and Taiwan film and television dramas.

Besides, when everyone in society sees these things, they are affected by film and television dramas, which is nothing more than moving the grave somewhere, and the old lady's corpse becomes a zombie, and then a Mr. Yin and Yang comes out, what ink bucket, glutinous rice and the like, and then draw a few more talismans, and the peach wood sword can be done, and then some people call it why it is a living fairy or something.

Is that really the case? No, it's like a lot of people like **** but all they see are black fungus. It's black fungus, they still have to accept it, after all, the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, it's good to have fungus, isn't it?

To tell the truth, after returning from Longtou Village, I still think of the sinkhole, the resentful dog, the corpse worm, the perfect fire pool, the blue-eyed toad, the corpse floating under the water, and I often dream at night that I am devoured by corpse insects, and a large number of corpse insects crawl around from my honeycomb-like body like marching ants in the rainforest.

Every time I dream of this, I wake up in a cold sweat.

Let's just say this morning, after I woke up in my apartment, I sat quietly on the bed for a while, only to find that it was five o'clock in the morning, and a touch of morning light appeared white. Alas, as a disciple of the Seven Treasures Temple, Mr. Hou Yuan, who has experienced all kinds of life and death, was awakened by the scene of corpses eating people, which can be regarded as a wonder.

I got up and ate some ham sausages, and carried four baskets of steamed buns, one cage for myself to eat, and three cages for four dogs.

Three local black dogs in Beijing, and a small one, that is, the stray dog I picked up from Xiejiazhuang in Jibao County, but the anti-heavenly dog who forgets his righteousness and is lustful and picky eater, the strange thing is that this dog cub doesn't like me to call it a dog or a dog or something. I remember that the uncle had a joke that the IQ of this rammed goods is quite 獬豸 (xiezhi).

According to the "Yin and Yang Chronicle", this hedgehog is also known as the hedgehog, Xie Zhi (xiezhi), is a mythical beast in ancient Chinese myths and legends, the big one is like a cow, the small one is like a sheep, similar to a unicorn, the whole body is thick and dark hair, the eyes are bright and divine, and there is usually a horn on the forehead, commonly known as a unicorn.

The pig has a high level of wisdom and understands human nature. Its eyes are wide open, it can distinguish between right and wrong, it can know good and evil, and when it finds an evil official, it touches him down with his horns and eats his stomach. It is a symbol of courage and justice, and a symbol of judicial "righteousness and brightness", "peace and justice" and "a bright world".

I see that this thing only eats the meat filling in the bun, and the dough is not touched at all, and then I look at the black hair of the dog's body, so I call this thing a black shell, but this thing rolls my eyes, called the black god, this dog thing aimed the dog's butt at me, and finally called the black master, and then wagged his tail happily.

The three black dogs in the back, I don't bother to name them, the two males are called Hei Da and Hei Er, and one female, I directly named it Black Pearl.

No, I'm full of food and drink, Hei Ye and Hei Da, Hei Er, and Black Pearl have also eaten, and when they see that I want to take them out, the tail is wagging more violently than the electric buttocks.

Given that something bad happens every time I go out, I'm going out this time with some rune paper.

After facing the morning sun in Yanshan, I came down from the mountain with satisfaction, and saw a large number of people surrounding the Woniu Temple under the mountain, not knowing what I was looking at.

Although I hate to watch the excitement, it doesn't hurt to go and see it when I am relaxed.

Hei Ye took three black dogs and followed me. I also exerted the spirit of shamelessness, squeezed left and right, slightly used a little yin and yang internal force, and squeezed in without much effort, resulting in a yellow hair wearing jeans in front of him, so he had to withdraw his small toothpick-like organ from the buttocks of a black stockings and a P skirt, but the buttocks left a mucus like egg whites, I scolded secretly, "This kidney water is so thin, at first glance, it is a serious kidney deficiency, obvious kidney yang deficiency, and if it continues like this, this yellow hair is estimated to not live for a few years." ”

When Hei Ye saw it, he was shameless, squeezed between Qi Pqun's legs, and kept sniffing, the anger in my heart, and stomped on the black master's dog tail hard.

"Oh-woo" the dog barked, and Hei Ye looked at me with great resentment, and then obediently stood in front of my feet.

In the middle of this crowd, it turned out that two Taoist priests in yellow robes came out to set up stalls. It seems that it should be a master-apprentice relationship, after all, one looks like he is fifty years old and has a circle of fat on his stomach, and the other is a boy apprentice, whose grade is seventeen or eighteen years old.

An old man who looks old is stretching out his left hand, and the fifty-year-old Taoist priest is giving him his life!

I saw that this Taoist priest's method was more sophisticated, so I secretly asked an aunt next to me, "Auntie, are these two Taoist masters fortune-telling?" ”

When my aunt saw my appearance, she whispered, "Little young man, this Master Zhang, today we are all here to listen to the Fa and receive the Tao!" ”

In my impression, the real masters are hidden in the mountains and the bustling city, but they will not come out to practice the Fa.

No, Mr. Yin and Yang, as a branch of the Daomen, I also have some interest in this so-called Master Zhang's life-breaking teachings. Begin to listen carefully to what this master has to say.

"The old man, people's fate is destined, and the fate of the three-line marriage and longevity. It's just that you are a Rahu star this year, and the eight characters and five ghosts are broken and the fortune is in conflict, so you will have a calamity, but this calamity is not impossible. As long as you get through this Rahu Star Evil and the Five Ghosts Broken Door, the rest of your life, after all, there are lucky stars who cause trouble, and Fulu Shouxi four-star palace, your family and grandchildren will be healthy and safe, and you will be rich and rich! ”

As soon as I heard it, I understood in my heart that this guy said that there was a catastrophe, but what catastrophe was not said to you, and it was not impossible to resolve this catastrophe by naming it, although I looked at the gestures of the old Taoist, but when I looked at the old man's life palace, it was not as mysterious as this old Taoist priest said!

, the real old Taoist, there are not many fat people, this old and young, a little goatee, although he speaks reasonably, his eyes drift, and he is a liar at first glance.

But since I practiced in front of the Woniu Temple, I can't say anything, as Mr. Yin and Yang, as long as it is not a life-related violation of morality, I will not blame and debunk.

It's just that what happened next made me extremely angry.

"Master Zhang, is there a five-ghost broken door that wants to cut off my children and grandchildren, this broken door is to cut off my door! Master, how much do you think it will cost me to survive the catastrophe? ”

"Old man, those of us who are outsiders generally pay attention to the law to make money, in this way, our Taoists have said, Dayan is fifty, the way of heaven is forty-nine, and the scattered one. I will charge you 490,000 yuan, after all, the five ghosts have broken the door and the star of Luo Hu has revealed, and we have to use our lives to carry it, so if nothing else, I will live for at least eight years! ”