Chapter 9 Shopping
There are only two reasons why I agreed to Little Buddha.
First, God knows if those grandsons will sneak attack me, if I die unprepared at their hands, it will be too wrong, it is better to strike first.
Second, there is a seafood banquet in the hotel next street, which is quite expensive, and I have been looking at it for a long time.
"Let's go to the door to send warmth?" Little Buddha asked me.
"No, I feel that they still have to do it, since they are all here for you and the master, then they will definitely not leave easily without success." I said, thinking about the scene of those people leaving, and whispered: "You drive, let's go out for a walk, it's best for you to show off a little bit, let them know that you are still alive and well."
Little Buddha's eyes lit up, and he immediately understood what I meant.
"I'm going to arrange for some people to come over now, we must have heavy guards here." The master pondered for a long time, called Big Tooth, and arranged the next actions for him.
Then, with the little Buddha as the driver, I sat in the back seat with the cat in my arms, and followed the little Buddha's favorite SUV to swagger through the city.
After arriving in the city center, Little Buddha felt that he should make a big move, so he stepped on the accelerator and drove past the two police cars parked on the side of the road.
I have to say that the little Buddha's driving skills are quite high-grade, the car is close to the police car at the same time, the little Buddha flicked the steering wheel, the car turned an angle, and the police car passed.
Oh yes, and the rearview mirror of the police car was also following our car.
I was curious at the time, and said that the little Buddha didn't feel sorry for his car?
It seems that I still overestimated the little Buddha, and I thought he would come to a similar high-grade answer of "life is more important than money", but
"Daya has a friend who wants to open a repair shop, and he said that he will give us a free order when it opens, and I think this is cheap." The little Buddha seemed to know what I was thinking, and suddenly said something.
Just as I was about to start taunting him, a series of street scolding sounds rang out behind our car, basically telling us to stop.
Little Buddha calmly poked his head out of the window and scolded: "Call you paralyzed!" ”
Then, step on the gas pedal and continue to gallop down the road.
Listening to the sirens behind me, I looked up in the direction of the rearview mirror, and there were three or four police cars chasing us behind, which was exactly the scene of chasing the fugitives.
Who is Little Buddha? Can he be afraid when he sees this situation?
In his words, Lao Tzu has been chased by the police for more years than he can count with both hands and feet.
I saw that the little Buddha stopped the car very experienced, then opened the car door, and naturally walked to the back of the car, ready to welcome the love of the police uncles.
"Yo, isn't this a little Buddha?" The middle-aged policeman who got out of the car walked over, seemed to be very familiar with the little Buddha, took out a cigarette while smiling, handed one to the little Buddha, and asked him, "Have you drunk too much?" ”
"It's a bit of a top today, I just heard that you guys are scolding me here, it's really" Little Buddha shook his head and sighed bitterly: "I just hit the wrong steering wheel, this is really not intentional, by the way, who scolded you just now for paralyzing and parking?" ”
"Didn't I recognize you?" The middle-aged policeman said with a smile, diverting the topic.
The little Buddha also found out about this, didn't continue to entangle, and chatted with the policeman with a cigarette.
Hey, it's not because someone is chasing us that he stopped, it's because someone in front of him scolded him.
Only then did I remember what my master had told us before parting.
"The bigger the trouble, the better, you must let many people know the way, you are still alive and well, as long as you succeed this time, it will be equivalent to cutting off one of the legs of the God of Wealth." The master said before: "By the way, this is still a thigh, these Thai ones are not ordinarily important to the God of Wealth"
Come back first.
The situation at that time was very strange, there were about seven or eight police officers on the other side, and three cars came.
There were only two of us here, and I didn't get out of the car, only the little Buddha got out of the car to deal with the trouble.
It seems that everyone has forgotten the rearview mirror of the police car in front of them, and the topic has not gone to the top, all of them are the middle-aged policeman and the little Buddha greetings.
In official terms, the meeting between black and white was warm and cordial, the conversation between the two sides was friendly and profound, and both sides had different views on the future and current development, but they were both filled with an atmosphere of harmonious exchanges, and seeking common ground while reserving differences was bound to be the general trend.
"Captain Wang, I will pay for the rearview mirror, after all, I am also to blame for drinking too much" Little Buddha did not have a little alcohol smell on his body, but he was still pretending to talk about wine, and he was about to pay for it, but he was persuaded by Captain Wang.
"It's okay, it's not a big deal, it's a big deal, it's over, just pay attention to it next time you drive." The middle-aged policeman smiled.
Little Buddha was happy, nodded, and said, "If you have time to come to my hotel, I will treat you to a good meal." ”
"Okay." The middle-aged policeman laughed.
A few minutes later, after the greetings, the little Buddha got into the car with a cigarette in his mouth and sat back in the driver's seat.
"You're quite wild, and you eat quite openly." I said, it is really difficult for the little Buddha to have such a big reputation in this city, after all, it is easy for people to know that it is easy to be alone, but it is difficult to make people afraid of a person.
I don't think that the policeman was respecting the little Buddha, or afraid of the power behind the little Buddha, he looked at the little Buddha with the same eyes that Shen Guomin sometimes looked at the little Buddha.
It was a deeply hidden fear, and the little Buddha was really scary.
"Go back now?" Little Buddha asked me with a smile, obviously very useful for my compliment.
I shook my head: "Walk around outside again, it's hard to come out again, I want to breathe." ”
"Okay, then go shopping." Little Buddha said, and started the car.
The smell of smoke in the car was very strong, and when I first got in the car, I felt quite choked by the smell, but when I lit a cigarette myself, this feeling was gone.
In hindsight, it's actually the same as being a human being.
When you don't integrate into your own life, you will always feel that life is so fucked, but after enjoying it, you may find that the fucked life is also quite good.
Isn't there a saying?
Since you can't resist, then change it to enjoyment.
In a way, I'm actually starting to enjoy my life now.
Being quiet and being able to do what you want seems to be enough.
In my old life, I couldn't kill the damn people with my own hands, but now I can, and my mother allows me to.
"What do you want?" Little Buddha looked at me and woke me up from my stunned state.
"It's nothing, I just think I'm having a good time now." As I said, I suddenly remembered a question I had never asked before, and I couldn't help but ask, "What are you going to do in the future?" Continue to do this for a lifetime? ”
The little Buddha was silent until the cigarette burned to the point where the cigarette butt was, and he spoke, throwing the cigarette butt out of the window.
"My brother and I are going to wash our hands." Little Buddha said: "Then go abroad, we have too many enemies in China, and we can't live a peaceful life." ”
"You should have a lot of criminal records, can you get out?" I asked, confused.
Little Buddha nodded: "Yes." ”
I didn't say anything more and turned my attention to the road ahead.
At this moment, I unexpectedly spotted a curious scene on the side of the road ahead.
A valuable Mercedes-Benz is parked on the side of the road, the license plate is very conspicuous, and there are three sixes behind it, and the model of the car is also very familiar to me.
Judging from this familiar model, it should be the S350 driven by Big Tooth, which is a car of about one million, and the person sitting in the driver's seat is not a professional driver, but he should be a very rich master.
Behind the Mercedes-Benz, a tattered wooden cart fell to the ground, and it was an old man with a wrinkled face who pulled the wooden cart to collect the tatters, and he was being dragged by the Mercedes-Benz driver's wife at this time, his face was pale.
Of course, whether this woman is the driver's wife or not, I thought so at the time anyway, this is an intuition.
"This old man is in danger." Little Buddha slowed down the speed of the car, and said with a gossipy face: "It is estimated that this Mercedes-Benz car was also parked on the side of the road and was accidentally scratched by the board car, and the boss fell off a piece of paint, I will go down to see the excitement, you sit in the car and rest for a while,"
Before I could speak, the little Buddha stopped the car, and without saying a word, he went to watch the excitement with great interest, and he didn't care whether I agreed or not.
The noise in front was very loud, and there were more onlookers around, and the little Buddha was going to die before he squeezed in, and after a while, he got out again, and got into the car helplessly.
"What's going on?"
"The driver asked the old man to lose money, and the old man said that he didn't have that much money, only more than 70 yuan on his body." The little Buddha took a cigarette and said: "His wife just won't let this old man go, and everyone will let go, either kneel down and apologize, or call the police." ”
"I'm not afraid of having a son without an asshole when I do this." I frowned: "You onlookers didn't try to persuade you?" ”
Little Buddha spread his hands: "I just watched the excitement, and so did others, no one persuaded me." ”
"Oh." I said, "Let's drive." ”
Little Buddha nodded, raised his hand and was about to continue into drag racing mode, but just as he was about to step on the accelerator, I stopped him.
"I'll go see the excitement and wait for me." I said, opened the door and got out of the car.