Idiot Forrest Gump (4)

Tom buried his head and gobbled it up, not noticing the change in Master Forrest Gump. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Ahhh It's delicious! Tom sighed as he ate. Today, I found a good job, and it would be nice if I did it every day in the future! Tom felt that the knife and fork were not enough, so he tossed the knife and fork aside, rolled up his sleeves and stretched out his hands to grasp the food. Tom was still humming as he ate, and soon his hands and mouth were covered with oil. Tom poured a glass of ice wine and drank it down, "Ah! What a wine! Have a drink too! Tom said, shaking his head and staring at the lobster. He took a bite of fish with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, tearing off a chicken leg with both hands and handing it to his mouth. At this time, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony suddenly sounded in the restaurant, and the crazy rhythm made people want to shout and sing loudly. Master Forrest Gump slammed the table open, took out a pistol from his arms and shot Tom. The 'bang' bullet flew over Tom's head, and Tom was distraught and fell down in his chair. Master Forrest Gump gestured at Tom with a pistol: "Stand up and lean against the wall!" Hurry up! You unruly guy! Tom panicked and ran to the wall before he could stand, and Forrest Gump slammed, thumped, thumped at Tom's head and shot him three times. Three clear bullet holes were left in the wall above Tom's head, the strong smell of gunpowder wafted through the air, and the symphony of terror drove people crazy. The corners of Tom's mouth twitched a few times, and his whole body couldn't help but tremble, and the chicken leg he was holding in his hand fell to the ground. Tom cried and said with a trembling voice, "Spare your life! Master Forrest Gump! I won't dare again! Just spare me! I...... I don't dare anymore! I ......"

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, and Tom stuffed his fingers into his mouth, stared at his frightened eyes, and was frightened to the point of dementia. A frantic symphony echoed in his ears, and Forrest Gump held up his pistol and glared at Tom, telling when the bullets would fly out of the chamber. Beethoven's symphony made Forrest Gump go crazy, his eyes were bloodshot, and his messy hair fluttered wantonly in front of Tom's eyes.

Forrest Gump suddenly laughed a few times, put the pistol on the table, and said innocently: "I...... I'm joking with you! You...... Come here, come and eat! No...... No...... You're welcome! Forrest Gump rolled his eyes a few times, twisted his neck, sat back in his chair and began to enjoy the meal!

Tom stood by the wall for a long time before he came to his senses, and he vaguely felt that his throat was pierced by a fishbone, and he was very uncomfortable. Tom picked up a chair and sat on it, watching Master Forrest Gump gobble up in a daze, his appetite just now was scared, and he couldn't lift his spirits. It's the first time in years that Tom has encountered such a thrilling scene, and since working in the Interstellar Alliance Intelligence Agency, he has seen many crazy gunslingers, but this time he was completely stopped by Forrest Gump. "It's horrible! Is he mentally ill? The seizures were without warning, without the slightest warning signal. Tom's mind kept flashing back to the scene, and his fragile nerves couldn't bear it. Forrest Gump's madness, I can swear by it, it's something I've never seen in my life! I wish it was just a random episode, and as is often the case, just a coincidence. ”

Tom sat at the table as if seven centuries had passed, and Forrest Gump looked at him and grinned, and although all the plots were ridiculous, it was impossible to deny that it was real. Beethoven's Seventh Symphony echoed in the sky above the restaurant, and the atmosphere of terror enveloped Tom, the light of gold, the brilliance of diamonds, but Forrest Gump in front of him looked more like the heart of iron. Tom had despair in his eyes, believing that he had fallen into the abyss of pain, unable to extricate himself, and had been betrayed by the Director.

The symphony finally ended, and Master Forrest Gump wiped his mouth with a napkin when he was full, then stood up and said, "The dishes are well done, I want to reward the chefs for their hard work, Tom and I will go to the back kitchen to see them and bring them the most sincere greetings." ”

Tom led the way in front, and the two of them came to the back kitchen. Tom shook Chef's hand with a panicked expression, "Let's talk first, you just made a serious mistake!" ”

Tom and the chef came to a lounge together, Tom looked at no one around, and began to complain to the chef: "What kind of music did you put on just now, Master Forrest Gump was very unhappy, he almost shot me in the head with a gun!" I'm not kidding you, I warn you that if anything goes wrong, you'll want to keep messing around in the IAI cafeteria! You have to compensate me for my losses, mental damages! Tom's spit squirted the chef in the face. The head chef's face was blue and purple and white, and he was very emotional: "What do you say?" What to say? Are you trying to blackmail me? Someone! Somebody's messing around here to flatten him for me! ”

As soon as the head chef's words fell, a group of people rushed to the door, including the chef who cut the pier, the platter, the spoon, and the grocer and the handyman, blocking Tom in the lounge. 'Ping Pong' spoons and shovels were flying, fists bobbing in front of Tom's eyes that he couldn't see clearly, and crackling whips mingled with Tom's howls.

After a few minutes, the cooks whistled and walked away proudly one by one, and poor Tom held on to the door frame, his cheeks were bruised, and his neck did not turn well, and he appeared in front of Master Forrest Gump pitifully like an abandoned child. He staggered and staggered, his neck turned outward, and his gaze inadvertently fell on the ceiling.

Young Master Forrest Gump couldn't help but smile when he saw Tom so embarrassed: "I'...... I said, Tom, what the hell are you ...... What's wrong? See...... Looking sullen, could it be that he accidentally fell and fell ...... It's like this! ”

Tom said with a dejected expression: "Master Forrest Gump, a group of hateful cooks are the king and hegemon in the Interstellar Alliance Intelligence Bureau, and just now they blocked me in the house and beat me to death!" It's ruthless! It's just inhumane! I still have that painful scene in my mind, and I ...... I'm so sick right now! Spoons, rolling pins, fists and kicks, slaps, look at my face, my neck, and the buttons on my placket, all of them were pulled away, and oops, and my waist! Oh my loins! ”

After listening to Tom's complaint, Forrest Gump couldn't help but be angry, "There is such a thing? I don't even take my Young Master Forrest Gump in my eyes, and my entourage dares to fight! Don't want to get mixed up, don't you! Look how I pump them! Who the hell did Tom hit you? You point it out to me, and I'll go and give you a hard lesson to teach these hateful chefs! ”

Tom saw that Young Master Forrest Gump was angry, so he leaned in and whispered: "These chefs are rampant, they are overbearing, and others still don't believe me when I say it!" In fact, their sins are so unspeakable that I'm too embarrassed to tell you! The customer eats the leftovers, warms them up and serves them to the table; Various industrial additives are often put in the ingredients, such as peppers mixed with Sudan red, poisonous treasure fish soaked in chemicals, and the most annoying thing is to see which customer is not pleasing to the eye...... Just spit it out in the dish...... Spit and stir-fry it so that no one can see it! ”

Young Master Forrest Gump put on his sunglasses and took out a cigar cigarette from his arms, put it in his mouth, lit it, and spit out a big smoke ring into the air, "Young Master Forrest Gump is angry, because he is strong...... Brother Qiang, love and hate are clear! If you don't talk about morality, you forced me to do it! "Young Master Forrest Gump popped out the burning half of a cigar smoke, drawing a bright light in the air." Hi! Young Master Forrest Gump grinned, put his hands on his waist, and took out two pistols. Click, click, click, all the bullets lay on top of him, and shouted at Tom, "Where are they hiding?" Lead me to teach them a lesson! ”

Tom covered the corners of his mouth and pointed: "They are all hiding in the back kitchen, that shady place!" ”

Young Master Forrest Gump rushed towards the back kitchen with a pistol, kicked open the door, and fired wildly into the house. The bullet hit the steamer, hit the pot top, hit the big spoon raised by the head chef. "Get down!" The serving chef shouted.

The big spoon in the head chef's hand instantly turned into a colander spoon, and the head chef hurriedly threw away the spoon in his hand and lay on the ground. The glass of the kitchen was shattered by the bullets, and the cooks lay on the ground, one by one panicked. "What the hell is going on?" The head chef asked the chef next to him who was chopping vegetables. "Violent ...... Mob! Violent...... Follower! He wants to kill us! The chef who cut vegetables said nervously with beads of sweat the size of beans running down his forehead.