Angry Roy
Angry Roy
Jerry walked over to Roy and stretched out his hand to push and shove, and shouted loudly, "Okay, okay, don't talk to me!" I'll pay you! Now, get to work! I'll pay you when I get paid! But don't bother me now, I really don't have a penny right now, I beg you, ah, okay? Go cook for me, it's almost too late! Roy, did you hear me clearly? ”
Roy shook his body, touched the metal skull with his hand and said, "Okay, I'll trust you again!" You humans are always dishonest, I can't remember the first time you've lied! ”
Jerry pursed his lips and said impatiently, "Go, I order you now!" Don't wait until I get angry! The consequences can be severe! ”
Roy's voice immediately became agitated: "You're too much! I'm your slave, but you should be as polite as you can to me! I work hard all day, I am locked in my room all day and work non-stop, can't I relax? You have to remember that robots also need the respect of humans, and we are not cold machines! ”
Jerry slowed down and said, "Okay, you're right, I'm just begging you, please go cook for me!" My dearest companion, my old friend, what do you want from me? Don't you see, I'm already unlucky? ”
Roy thought for a moment, nodded and replied, "Okay, Jerry wait ten minutes, and it will be right away!" Roy walked out with slow steps, and Jerry whispered to Roy's back, "Oh, I regret it now!" You shouldn't have bought a cheap robot to go home to save money, I think there must be something wrong with its program. The annoying Roy www.biquge.info learned to bargain with me! The expert who designed the program must have drunk too much while working, so that the substandard product is a pile of garbage! ”
Jerry turned his head to put on his suit and tie, pulled out his shoes from under the bed, found a band-aid and put it on his swollen face in the mirror, grinning and hissing. He waved his hands in front of the mirror for a while, and shouted loudly: "Bad luck go away, don't cause me terrible harm." If I'm so unlucky today, I'll smash you to pieces! ”
Jerry walked over to the table and wrapped up his napkin. On the plate he fought fiercely with his left and right hands with a knife and fork, shouting as he struck: "Die, hateful Paul, you must pay!" I think it's time for revenge, God has commanded me to punish you, poor fellow, you are so arrogant and arrogant, your soul will never be saved by God......"
Thirty minutes passed, and Roy the robot finally arrived at Jerry's side. He brought a bloody fried steak, a strangely shaped sandwich, a rotten apple, and half a glass of water, half a cold and a half, and served it on a tray. The tray was slammed on the table by Roy, and the water in the cup shook violently, and the cup kept shaking. Jerry yelled at Roy, "Hey! You guy, you want to be civilized, do you understand? It's rude to treat the host like that! ”
Roy nodded and dragged out his voice for a long time: "Got it, pay attention next time, okay?" ”
Jerry: "I'm going to work right now, so I don't have time to discuss these issues with you. Remember, don't run out on the street to pick up chicks, don't make a mess of the house. Also, wash my clothes, polish my shoes, I'll come back to evaluate you, if you can't satisfy me, you're about to be out of luck, remember? ”
Roy replied in a lengthened tone again: "Ah, I know, what else is there to order, by the way, to pick up girls in a nightclub, okay?" ”
Jerry snapped his fingers and replied angrily, "No! Nightclubs, bars, streets, all public places! ”
Jerry got dressed and left the room with an angry expression, walked outside, got into the aircraft, and disappeared without a trace.
Roy walked to the window and said excitedly, "Make a rule for me and dream about it!" Human nature is to bully the weak, and never care about the life or death of others! often insists on going his own way, and is very vocal to others, humming, pretending to be a benevolent appearance, but showing a fierce face when it is critical. Hypocrisy, everyone is so indifferent! ”
Jerry piloted the aircraft to the gate of the Interstellar Intelligence Agency, just in time to meet Alina. Jerry stared at Alina and said angrily, "You left me behind and left with Paul, you have hurt me deeply." You are not worthy of a man's love with his heart, and your indifference makes people's hearts cold. I tried to hide what happened to me, and it was all because of your betrayal. ”
Alina told Jerry bluntly, "Your eyes are full of melancholy, and what you say makes me breathless. Because I don't belong to a certain man, I have the right to choose love, I am free, no one can interfere! ”
Jerry: "Pity your hurt name, please bring me my heart's desire, do you understand my love?" I'm alone now, and I don't have a loved one in the world! I was happy on the surface, but I was miserable on the inside! No one really knows my heart! My fate is like a meteor in the sky! Don't be cold to me, please accept my pure love. ”
Alina: "How can I understand your infatuation?" Everything is like a phantom in the water. If you want to enjoy my kisses and love, you have to be resolute, you have to be bold, you have to be like a true legendary hero. When the golden dawn quietly appears in the sky, divine love will appear in front of you. ”
Jerry: "Well, I'll wait for that day to come and see if I, Jerry, will be bullied!" That hateful Paul, he will always be in awe of me. You will see my extraordinary life, just wait and see if I am that legendary hero! But now let's go and claim that big bonus, because money is very important to us, and life without money is so difficult, and I'm sure you know that. Alina, do you think this proposal is good? ”
Alina looked up at Jerry and smiled and said, "You still think of something more practical, survival is the most important thing, we must get the boss to come up with enough bonuses, which is related to the quality of our lives in the future." If he refuses to take out the money obediently, we will give him some color to see, so that he will never forget it for the rest of his life. You must know that rich and powerful people are paper tigers, they are tough on the outside, but very weak on the inside, as long as you behave aggressively, they will obediently obey. ”
Jerry nodded approvingly and pushed open the door of the Interstellar Intelligence Agency with Alina, and walked in one after the other. In the lobby on the first floor, Ms. Marimona came up, and she was very happy to see Jerry, with an excited expression on her face: "Ah, Jerry, I'm looking forward to you!" It's time to pay back the money you owe me! I'm struggling to do it right now, and my mortgage is coming due! I'm in a desperate situation right now, and I hope you'll understand my struggle. I'm also forced to do it, and there's no way around it! You know, how bad the economic situation is now, and the salary is often deducted by the boss, and the pressure to repay the mortgage on time is too great! I'm so busy with work every day that I'm about to break down! If I can't pay my mortgage on time, I'll soon be sleeping on the streets, please, Jerry, you must help me, I beg you! ”
Jerry shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, my dear Lady Marimona, I really don't have any money right now. But Alina and I have just captured a number one terrorist named Omar Ibrahim, and the boss promises to pay him a bonus right away. You don't have to be so sad, everything will slowly get better, please trust God, He will bless us when he stands in Heaven! Jerry turned around and walked into the elevator and waved to Miss Marimona, sending her a flying kiss. Believe me, Lady Marimona, we'll see you soon! I'll make you happy! ”
The elevator door slowly closes, gradually blocking out the bright sunlight. The whole world is calm again, and a lonely couple is left in the elevator. With the profound lesson of the last time, Jerry has become well-behaved at this time. He tilted his head to the side, his eyes closed, and began to fall into endless meditation. The lights in the elevator were a little gloomy, casting light and shadow dangling on Jerry's face. Like a statue of a pharaoh, he clasped his hands to his chest, silent, and seemed to have no breath. His face radiates an inscrutable and mysterious expression that is impossible to read.