Xue'er, let's go home_Chapter 77 Dongfang Youyu's blow
I looked at the pure young master in front of me in amazement, this guy was actually proficient in the spatial dao!
There are very few strong people who are proficient in the spatial path, and I originally thought that I might not be able to meet them in my lifetime, but now I have really met them. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć I excitedly grabbed the hand of the pure young master, and hurriedly said, "The pure young master, can you help me resurrect the individual?" ā
"I can't."
Before I could finish speaking, Young Master Pure immediately interrupted me, and he said softly: "There are too many people looking for me to resurrect, but you must know that Buddhism pays attention to going with the flow. Dust to dust, dust to earth, everyone is two hundred and five, if you casually resurrect the dead, then what is the cycle of life and death? ā
I couldn't help but sigh, the idea of the Buddhist family is indeed the case, since the pure young master does not agree, I have no way to force it with him.
At this time, the pure young master smiled, and he said to me: "Okay, tell me who you are looking for?" ā
"It's a woman named Dongfang Xue......" I said seriously, "please teleport her, she's in the land of lawlessness......"
I told me the location, and after hearing this, the pure young master said softly: "Okay, I'll help you teleport now, don't worry, I'm very proficient in the spatial path, and if I teleport her, she won't feel a little uncomfortable." ā
With that, the pure young master closed his eyes, and then drew a teleportation array out of thin air with his hand.
In an instant, a white figure suddenly appeared in front of us out of thin air. I saw Dongfang Xue wrapped in a bath towel appeared in front of us, she was holding a toothbrush in her mouth at this time, her buttocks were still shaking rhythmically, and her mouth hummed indistinctly: "Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swim by...... Grass! ā
When she found out that the current situation was wrong, Dongfang Xue immediately burst into a foul language. The pure young master looked at Dongfang Xue curiously, and then said seriously: "Yes, this is very pure." ā
"Ahhh What the hell is going on! ā
Dongfang Xue was so startled that she hurriedly wanted to sit on the ground, but she thought that the floor here was not very clean, and she had just taken a shower and probably didn't wear pants. In desperation, she sat on my lap and roared angrily: "Jiang Cheng, why did you suddenly bring me over?" Thankfully, I'm done with the shower, and if I'm summoned while I'm taking a shower, how will you keep me alive! I mean, if only you were alone, but there are other men! ā
The pure young master smiled: "This young lady, you don't have to worry, I am pure, I don't believe you look at ......"
With that, the pure young master stood up and suddenly began to take off his pants. Dongfang Xue's eyes widened in shock, she kicked the crotch of the pure young master fiercely, and roared angrily: "You are sick!" Are you sick? Suddenly I took off my pants in front of a lady, and I asked if you were sick in the head! ā
The pure young master showed a painful look on his face, he covered his crotch, fell to the ground softly, and muttered, "It hurts...... I'm going to die, I'm going to die......"
Is this guy really pure......
How do I think he is not pure at all, because pure people can't do such things......
After waiting for a long time, the pure young master finally came out of the pain. He sat up straight and explained the current situation to Dongfang Xue very seriously, and after hearing it, Dongfang Xue suddenly realized: "Of course this is no problem, as long as you can save Jiang Cheng." ā
"But ......," the pure young master explained, "I need to explain first, after you pass on the Dharma to him, everything needs to start cultivating again. You have to start cultivating from an ordinary person, and then accumulate strength to survive the catastrophe again. ā
Dongfang Xue nodded and said, "Yes, anyway, I was ascended by a heavy heavenly tribulation, and I have always regretted it." ā
The pure young master shook his head and said, "That's not what it means, you started to preserve your appearance after becoming an immortal." If you lose the Dharma, your body will start to age rapidly and then go back to its original form. For example, your real age is 70 years old, and when you lose the Dharma, you will become a 70-year-old woman. ā
Hearing this, Dongfang Xue's face suddenly changed greatly, she turned her head to look at me, and said in astonishment: "How old will I become?" ā
I thought for a moment and whispered, "Probably in your thirties, after all, you've spent a lot of time in the Land of Lawlessness. ā
"...... in your thirties"
Dongfang Xue's face turned very pale suddenly, and she shook her head again and again, "If I become a woman in my thirties, I won't be able to marry in the future." ā
I comforted, "Don't worry, you're just going back to your thirties, and you won't have time to grow crow's feet or anything like that." What I have now is money, and I can use money to smash you into a strong man, and when the time comes, you will at most add a little charm, and you will not become ugly. ā
"Don't lie to me, I'm all for you......" Dongfang Xue gritted her teeth and said, "If I find out that you are cheating, I will do my best to retaliate against you." Jiang Cheng, I love you, I really love you so much, every day in the land of lawlessness, I have been thinking about you, sometimes I can't even breathe. But I love my looks more than you do, because I'm a woman. If I find out that you have cheated on me, I will definitely make you regret it. If I lose you, I'll be like falling out of love. But if I lose my face, then I can't wait for the world to explode immediately! ā
I said solemnly, "Absolutely not." ā
Dongfang Xue breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to the pure young master and asked, "How do I transmit the Dharma?" ā
The pure young master smiled: "This is very simple, since ancient times, men and women are yin, as long as you take off your shirt, and then use that one against that ......"
I was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "Which one is that?" ā
"It's the navel." The pure young master explained.
This guy is not pure! He is absolutely not pure! He said what a strange thing about his navel to his navel!
Dongfang Xue's face suddenly blushed, and then she nodded and said, "Then you go out first, and I will pass on the Dharma to him." ā
The pure young master smiled: "You don't have to worry, I am the embodiment of purity, I don't believe you ......"
With that, the pure young master immediately stood up and took off his pants again. Dongfang Xue kicked out again in annoyance, kicking his whole body out of the air, and then said, "Let's start?" ā
I shook my head and said, "Wait a minute, I'm going to explain to Youyu that she's here too." ā
"Is that Nian Cheng there?" Dongfang Xue said curiously.
I said that I was naturally there, and Dongfang Xue immediately said that she was going to see Niancheng. At this point, she summoned a dress and draped it over her body, and went with me to the backyard of the purification pool. Dongfang Youyu was helping Niancheng wipe her body, and when she saw us coming, she was suddenly surprised: "Sister Dongfang Xue, why are you here?" ā
"Come to help your husband, don't say so much, let me hug Niancheng first."
Dongfang Xue gently hugged Niancheng, and Dongfang Youyu and I explained the matter again. After listening to my explanation, Dongfang Youyu's eyes suddenly turned red, and she whispered: "You are like this every time, such a dangerous thing, you will make your own decision without asking." Have you ever thought that if this toxin could be deadly, we would be separated from yin and yang......
I touched Dongfang Youyu's head and chuckled, "Don't worry, your man has always been very fateful." Now instead of worrying about your man's life, I'm worried about whether I won't be able to restrain my cheating. ā
"Poof......
Dongfang Youyu suddenly couldn't help laughing, she subconsciously said: "You can pull it down, just your ability, it's over as soon as you hug each other." Don't make me laugh, poofhahaha......"
Yes?
I was stunned for a moment, looking at Dongfang Youyu in disbelief, why did she say such a thing?
"A monk told me just now that you must not lie when talking in the Divine Punishment Pavilion, otherwise you will be punished...... Dongfang Youyu said seriously, "Jiang Cheng, I'm not worried, I'm really not worried, you can go." ā
My eyes widened and I muttered, "But haven't you always enjoyed it?" You must be lying, right? Obviously you enjoy it every time. ā
"I'm pretending to be ......," Dongfang Youyu said calmly, "It's just a few seconds at a time, and the longest time is only a minute, and I'm pretending to be very tired." ā
This......
A bolt from the blue!
She's changed......
In the past, when she chased me, she was gentle and flattering to me. Now that she has me, she has changed, and she has insulted me like this......
Woman...... Women are liars!