365 Awkward Escape
I saw that the professional robber whipped twice on the ground and said, "Don't move, I'll kill you if you move!" The coldness of the momentum and the "skillfulness" of the technique are really just like the imagination of this fisherman's young man.
The fisherman really didn't dare to move now.
"Close your eyes!" The unclothed savage shouted loudly, his voice echoing through the air. Out of fear, the fisherman youth did the same. After he closed his eyes, it was dark in front of him, and his body was a little chilled by the sea breeze, and he thought silently in his heart: "I can't keep the two hundred yuan today, I just hope that the other party is in a good mood today, and after getting the money and things he wants, he can let himself go." After all, my wife loves me very much, and I myself am also very afraid of pain, and it is also very unjust to be physically ravaged for no reason. ”
With this thought, the fisherman young man said: "Hero, we have something to say, I will promise you whatever you want." I will definitely take the initiative to cooperate, what you want, you just say. ”
"Okay, you have that idea, that's good. Then you take off your own clothes. "Hero" said.
"Huh? Undress? Beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on the fisherman's head in an instant, he himself used to see about men being raped in the anecdotal pages of the newspaper, but he didn't expect that it would fall on him today. He muttered, "What should I do...... What should I do, I'm sorry for Xiaohui's ......"
Xiaohui is, of course, the name of the young fisherman's wife.
Who knows, the savage scolded in disgust, and said, "Who wants to rape you, my brother doesn't have such a hobby." As if the wild man was frightened by the disgusting image of his own head coming out of the other man's words, he quickly said a few more foul words, and swung the rope to the ground with all his might.
Syllable! Smack!
In the midst of the scolding of the rope. The fisherman also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Good, good. Hero, it's good if you don't have this hobby......"
……
This sentence caused an awkward sinking between the two.
Then the savage said, "Don't give me nonsense, you will do what I say!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes. I will be obedient. The young fisherman also said with considerable interest. After saving his body, he already felt that there was nothing he could not lose today. So he felt quite lucky.
In the midst of such a strange depression, the fisherman youth felt more and more strange. I saw that the wild man ordered himself to take off his clothes, and then when he was about to take off his underwear, he was scolded by the other party inexplicably: "Who wants your underwear, give me back to it!" ”
Then the young fisherman handed over the fishy overalls of the fish that had just been in contact with the sea for a day, and the wild man put on his clothes, and was ordered to close his eyes just as he was about to look at him. Then the wild man didn't even rob his motorcycle, nor did he ask for the two baskets full of fish on the back of the car. He even took out the two hundred dollars that he had originally put in his trouser pocket and threw them into his hands.
Then the savage said, "You are not allowed to tell me about today's events, do you know?" ”
"Huh? Belch...... Why? Although the fisherman didn't quite understand what was going on, he already seemed to vaguely feel that the wild man in front of him now should not be a bad person. It is based on such a feeling. He dared to ask the other party such a somewhat rude question.
At this time, the savage man who was a robber had lost his domineering aura. He paused awkwardly for a moment, and then said hurriedly, "What are you doing with so many questions, anyway...... Anyway, you just do it. ”
The man's voice went away as he spoke, and the young fisherman was stunned for a moment, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw the man in his dirty and smelly clothes running far away. The man turned his head as he ran, and when he saw that he was looking at the other party, he was embarrassed to cover his face with his hand.
The fisherman couldn't help but laugh and said, "Alas, it seems that he is really a very shy and restrained robber." ”
At the same time. The "robber" ran a long way in one go, and because he was afraid that the other party would catch up with him on a motorcycle, he did not dare to take those easy roads, and it took him a lot of physical strength to go up and down the hills. After about ten minutes of running, he leaned up behind a big tree, and then sat down weakly, panting for breath, and said, "Really, really, I really died of shame just now." ”
This young man is not handsome, his long face is long, although his face is a little black and red now due to excessive lack of oxygen, but if you look closely, he still has the youthful and literary appearance of a college student. That's right, this young man is the only male protagonist of our book, Mr. Shangguan Yi.
An hour ago, it took a lot of time and energy for Shangguan to break his hand out of the knot of the rope that was gradually loosening, and his whole body fell to the ground, and when he looked around, there was really nothing on this uninhabited hillside. As a modern man, Shangguan didn't have the specialty of sewing clothes from tree bark or leaves, and he sat on the ground and thought about it for more than ten minutes - and was glad that he didn't run into anyone else embarrassed during this time of thinking naked and independent, and then he had the bad idea he had just had.
Shangguan first removed the rope hanging from the tree, walked to a place with river water next to it, soaked the rope, and then wiped the wet mud with his hands and wiped it on his face, until when he looked in the mirror in the lake, he couldn't even recognize who the big flower face was, and he was a little relieved.
After that, he took the rope and jerked wildly by the river, and perfected his posture, at least in appearance and demeanor, like a robber who often robbed. Then he walked to the seaside path where he could raid passers-by, dug the pit in the path, and lay down on the hill for passers-by to come.
He didn't take anything from the fisherman, but only got a piece of clothing. Although the clothes were dirty and smelly, he had to have such a suit to wrap himself in before he was embarrassed to find a small town. Then let's figure out how to get back......
The current plan has not yet been fully successful, but it has at least made this embarrassing first step. Shangguan sighed leisurely, and after resting enough, he stood up and walked towards the town in front of him with water and sweat......
As soon as the time turned, the screen jumped to the airport lobby at night.
Every day when it's night. The airport is a very busy place. Maybe it's because of the cheap air tickets for night travel, or maybe it's because there is a more warm feeling of traveling at night, in short, at this time of day, the personnel of any position in each airline are on full alert, or focused or tired to do what they do, in order to operate the huge flight system normally and meet people's huge travel needs.
With a prompt on the radio, another plane landed safely on the runway. Men walked through the aisle one after another. But there is only one man and a woman, and their appearance and behavior are particularly abnormal and conspicuous.
This man is very handsome, wearing a very chic and stylish long-sleeved shirt, a well-known brand of jeans on the lower body, and a pair of brown bull head casual shoes, this dress looks casual, but if it is not for such a slender figure and such a handsome face, then wearing the same expensive clothes will only make people feel "ugly people are more strange".
This man was Shangguan's teacher and friend Gu Qiaos. The girl beside him at this time was wearing a short skirt and black pantyhose. Of course, Black Silk's charm is also very killing, but compared to her dress and Gu Qiaos, it is obviously different.
At this time, the young woman was holding Gu Qiaosi's arm and said like a nymphomaniac: "Teacher Gu, didn't we originally go on a date at night, why did you suddenly take me to the airport in the middle of the night." Then fly to this second-tier city where birds don't lay eggs. ”
Gujos smiled bitterly, and did not answer the girl's question directly, he said: "You will come when you bring you, and ask so much what to do." ”
Although his expression was smiling, his words were full of the domineering and authoritarian nature of a male character.
It's just that the little girl just likes this kind of machismo very much. Her face flushed, and though she didn't say anything, her grip on Guchos's hand tightened.
After the two took their luggage, they got into a taxi. On the way to the taxi lane, Gujos cursed and said, "Oh yes, it's really cold over here." "As far as I can see, the rest of the city is wearing thin coats, but these two people are wearing shirts and short skirts, which looks really funny.
"yes...... Good...... It's cold. The girl shuddered, and hugged Guchos a little tighter.
Guchos gently hugged the girl, took her into the taxi, and said to the driver: "Master, please turn on the air conditioner to the warmest, I will pay you an extra 50 yuan for the fare in a while, thank you." ”
The brother of that was very happy to turn up the air conditioner to the highest, and after the car drove for a while, the temperature in the car reached a comfortable range. The elder brother also took off the coat he was wearing, and said very happily: "Sir, we have the largest temperature difference between morning and evening here, and we can still wear your clothes at noon, and we will wear your coat at night." But you're also a foreigner, it's normal to not understand these, I can take you to some private shops to see the market in a while, it's not expensive to buy a warm jacket over there, it's 100 yuan at most, you can wear this jacket temporarily for a few days, and then you can wear it when you go back, it's a good deal......"
Well, I didn't expect this brother to say nothing, but when he spoke, he said a long list of words.
Gu Qiaos stretched out a finger extremely impatiently, shook it in the air, and said a little indifferently: "Master, please trouble, keep your mouth shut, and after you arrive at the destination in a while, I will pay you an extra 50 yuan for the car." "He's not a person who likes to be lively, especially with people he doesn't know well.
He read out an address on his phone, and then asked his brother to drive to his destination. The talkative brother wanted to ask where the two strange men and women were going, but for the sake of money, he held back.
The girl named Nana, who was beside Gu Qiaos, was lying on the man's chest half-lying at this time, and said delicately: "Brother Gu, we met your friend in a while. We must go to the room at night and have a good time. I haven't seen you for so long, and people miss you. ”
Guchos and the girl named Nana met in a nightclub, and on the night they first met, they went to the hotel for a one-night stand. Because of each other's impression of each other's good relationship, the two naturally became each other's regular friends. Every once in a while, when Gujos remembered the woman, he would ask her out for a night of fun. This is the truest relationship between the two of them.
And this afternoon. Originally, Guchos had made an appointment with Nana to go clubbing at the bar first, and then take the scheduled itinerary behind, but he didn't expect that as soon as the phone hung up, Shangguan's guy called, and he didn't say anything, but said very embarrassed and faintly: "Let's not talk so much on the phone, you fly over immediately." ”
"What?" Gujos was drinking warm water when he put his cup on the table.
"I said you flew over immediately, I have something urgent to find you."
Thereupon. That's how Gujos came. After hearing the words "immediately", "urgently", and "certainly", he believed that his disciple had really encountered some minor problems, so he came.
However, in Gu Qiaos's eyes, he felt that what Shangguan would encounter was not something that had to be solved that night. So he brought Nana over too, and he planned to settle his matter after meeting Shangguan for a while, or directly make an appointment to "talk about it another day". That way, he can still go on a happy date with Nana.
Guchos has always been a man of pleasure in time, and he has always practiced his views in this way. He didn't want to waste every night in his life that he might be able to enjoy. Because of this, he made the driver drive a little faster than usual.
"Excuse me a little quicker. I'm in a bit of a hurry. Nana let out a long sigh as he kept rubbing against his chest. Alas, when he wanted to go to the hotel, he was reluctant to meet some bullshit apprentice.
Finally. After less than half an hour's drive, the car stopped on the side of a busy street. "This is the hotel you're looking for." The brother pointed to the hotel on his right, which looked very high-end, and said.
Looking at the huge revolving door in front of him, and the successful people in suits and ties who walked out of the hotel, Gujos yawned. said: "Really, I didn't expect this bastard to live so well, so what do you want me to fly over to do." ”
At his side, Nana stretched out a hand and quietly touched Guchos's ass behind his waist, saying, "I don't care, Brother Gu, we're going to stay here tonight." This hotel is so beautiful, I must stay here with you. ”
"Alright, alright, I'm doing something, don't make any noise." Guchos took out his mobile phone and dialed the phone number that Shangguan had originally left, and in a short time, the phone had been connected. "Hey, boy, where are you?" Gu Qiaos, who was in a bad mood because of the impact of the date, although he was an apprentice who admired him very much at this time, there really didn't have much good tone in his words.
"Hehe, hehe, teacher, you've arrived, haven't you?" Shangguan's enthusiastic voice came from the cold telephone communication, "Where are you, I look at the street, why didn't I see you......"
"Hahahaha......" Shangguan stammered on the phone, "Where are you, I'll come to you." ”
Gujos gave his license plate number, and after a while, a surprising scene appeared. I saw a man dressed like a beggar trot all the way from a nearby convenience store, knocked on the rear window, and when Guchos lowered the window, he said, "Hehehe, Guqiaos, long time no see." ”
Guchos looked at the man's dirty face, and at the stinking clothes, which seemed to have a strong fishy smell on them. He frowned in disgust and said, "What's wrong with you?" Fell into the gutter? ”
"Ahh......h
In the end, Guchos asked Shangguan to buy a pair of clothes armed from head to bottom in the brand store on the street next to him, and then took him into the high-end hotel to open a room, gave the little brother a good bath, and changed the clothes, and then the two officially sat and watched each other in the room.
The two men sat on the two beds in this standard room, looking at each other.
"Didn't you go on a mission?" Gujos held a cigarette in his mouth, watched the boring drama on TV, and replied without a word, "Why did you come back again?" Still making such a mess? ”
This sentence can be regarded as opening Shangguan's chatterbox, and he said: "Alas...... Here's how it went......" So Shangguan began to tell the story of his line of work bit by bit, and when he woke up naked and was humiliated by the woman with the orangutan, he almost sobbed with tears and snot like a woman.
Gujos was laughing at first, but then he couldn't laugh anymore and rolled over on the bed.
Well, he listened to this tragic encounter as a comedic story.
That night, Nana was in a room next to her, but she slept alone. Although this guy Gujos is lustful, when his brother is in trouble, he is still very righteous. That night, he shared a room with Shangguan, and listened to this guy talk about his unhappiness and feelings until he fell asleep. (To be continued......)