Chapter 36 Pseudo-Zhengtai and Pseudo-Man
Speak boldly to Lori, talk to beautiful women, and talk to people. The wife gossip, lies and lies to the sister, and the royal sister is soft, and the young . The woman is babbling nonsense. I don't know which wolf brother in the love field said it, it's so reasonable.
Zhang Xiaoyu just doesn't know what type of short-haired beautiful girl in the net is and how to deal with it. Inexplicably, a certain rain also fell into the net. "The girl is the fish and the meat, and I am the sword." How do I go under the knife?
As long as it's not a crocodile, it's OK.
Just like Zhang Xiaoyu's father once said to Zhengtai Zhang Xiaoyu: "My son, do you know why I send flowers to your mother on the ** festival every year?" ”
Zhengtai Zhang Xiaoyu replied: "Mother is a thorny rose!" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu's father agreed with Zhang Xiaoyu's statement, but also denied his son's reason, saying: "My son, have you ever seen anyone who fished fish into a pot and fed it feed?" Your dad, your dad caught a crocodile!! ”
Zhengtai Zhang Xiaoyu: "Dai Die, my mother is standing behind you, and she is smiling, ah, what a peaceful smile, my mother's smile can melt the darkness in my young heart." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu's mother: "Really good, Xiaoyu." Go back to your room, Mom has something to say to you. No matter how miserable the wolf howl you hear when you wear a butterfly, don't open the door and come out, you know? ”
Zhengtai Zhang Xiaoyu: "Although I don't understand what's going on, I'll do that, Mother." ”
And then, there is no then......
Above.
Every time she recalls the good memories of her mother educating her father, Zhang Xiaoyu is always in a cold sweat. That mother, what a great mother, Zhang Xiaoyu sincerely respects and likes his mother, and he doesn't dare to resist her, even his father is not his mother's opponent.
"Hey, what are you thinking, don't blow on my face, it's hair. Love, you're sending it to me. Love? ”
There are few flowers, and our Miss Hua Xiaoman is also afraid. Don't, although they are girls, they like women with strong bodies and beautiful faces, just like Xiaohua Senior Sister, but they want to take Nan Xiaohua away and go back to their hometown to get married. Hua Xiaoman (Hua Shao's real name) thought a lot.
Zhang Xiaoyu definitely didn't have a love affair in the spring. Just remembering a few things.
Hua Xiaoman, who was nervous, finally realized that she was a little woman, and she was still in the trouser pocket of the man holding her. It's bitter, it's miserable, is this a thing of swelling, making a trap and pitting a light rain, is it that difficult thing? Hua Xiaoman is also very hard. Zhang Xiaoyu is like Xiaoman's nemesis, no matter what Xiaoman does, Zhang Xiaoyu can always resolve it calmly, talk and laugh, and force the ashes to go out, go die, Xiaoyu. Hua Xiaoman muttered.
How to go down, Xiaoman is also thinking about this problem. Originally, I hoped that Zhang Xiaoyu could put her down, but now it's okay, Xiaoyu's man, he took the initiative to run up, hey, I knew this was the case, why bother to make this net in the first place, Hua Xiaoman sighed, and sighed again. Xiaoman took a leave of absence from the hot-blooded university for more than a week, and he is ready to continue to ask. Students like Xiaoman, who are excellent at homework, don't need to go to a hot-blooded college to study at all, some people have good brains, but they are defective in other aspects, Hua Xiaoman is this kind of person.
Xiaoman, trying to take her cover from Zhang Xiaoyu's trouser pocket, it was originally her thing, but it was returned to its original owner, but Xiaoman is now nervous, and there is a sense of immorality to be a thief.
It's closer, it's closer, Hua Shao, Hua Xiaoman's hand finally sneaked close to Zhang Xiaoyu's trouser pocket, and she was able to get her hood back immediately. The girl cheered in her heart, yes, she was finally going to succeed, and it felt weird that there was no underwear under her shirt.
At the critical moment when Hua Xiaoman became famous.
Syllable. Zhang Xiaoyu slapped Xiaoman's hand. Hua Shao was aggrieved for a while, "What are you doing with my hand?" ”
"Why are you stealing my clothes?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked rhetorically.
“…… When will I give mine, that's the one, to you. ”
"Didn't you throw it around my neck, and besides, you don't want the toilet that girls should go to in the future. Do you understand? ”
"I'm pretending to be a man today.,Don't you go to the men's bathroom.,Isn't it weird.,Besides,There's no one in the toilet.,You guys in Shengji School Park.,You're in class.。
"Am I not human? Didn't I go in, and after I went in, wasn't I attacked by you? ”
“……”
Hua Xiaoman can't refute it. Zhang Xiaoyu's man was telling the truth. If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for eating a bad stomach in the morning, and you almost painted the wall with diarrhea. Ah, at the thought of having an empty stomach, Hua Xiaoman became squirming. Rubbing his legs in the net. I don't know what I'm thinking.
Zhang Xiaoyu's mind is not delicate enough to be pierced by Hua Xiaoman's sudden needle in the girl's heart. For a while, I didn't understand what Xiaoman was doing and what he wanted to do.
It's time for lunch. Zhang Xiaoyu was not very hungry, he ate a lot in the morning, the guy with rice grains, he didn't know what nerves he was making, he was shouting to lose weight, Zhang Xiaoyu had to eat the breakfast of rice grains together. Girls are creatures who care about their weight.,Whether it's a human being.,Or a demon mother.。 Probably, the men will not understand the meaning of the mystery, if anyone understands, they can be the demon of people, or a pseudo-mother!
It's Sifa!
Speaking of pseudo-mothers, pseudo-mothers have arrived, to be precise, Sifa is a pseudo-Lori, Alice who knows Zhang Xiaoyu is a pseudo-Lori at different levels, Alice is hiding age, and Sifa is hiding gender. The difference is like mud.
Peugeot's Zhengtai, pseudo-Lori, and Sifa looked up at Zhang Xiaoyu and Hua Xiaoman without emotion.
Sip, sip, Sifa is still sucking boxed milk.
After drinking the milk, Sifa was still standing under the net, with no intention of leaving.
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't know what the Zhengtai was thinking, Zhengtai said, I used to know Zhang Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaohong, but Zhang Xiaoyu was unkind and forgot Zhengtai, but Zhengtai never forgot Zhang Xiaoyu, what a terrible statement, think about it carefully, it is extremely terrifying.
"Ah,When did Shengji School Park admit girls?" Hua Xiaoman asked.
"No, you're mistaken, he has a handle underneath, it's Zhengtai. When I went to the bathroom, I glanced underneath Sepha, and there were finches. What a delicate little finch. ”
"Why did he dress up as a goth loli?"
"I can't answer this question, you still ask Sefa directly. Sifa, this **, asks you, why do men dress up as women, and she likes men to dress up as women, you two, especially freaks, should have a lot of topics in common. ”
After Zhang Xiaoyu finished speaking, Hua Xiaoman, Xifa, and at the same time despised Zhang Xiaoyu. What is a freak, is a personal interest, who stipulates that Zhengtai must wear the clothes that Zhengtai should wear, why can't Zhengtai wear a fluttering dress with the embellishments of the times, why can't Zhengtai wear stockings, why must a girl wear the clothes that a girl should wear, and a girl can't dress up as a man? What a nasty guy, Xifa and Xiaoman's rebellion against Zhang Xiaoyu's comment just now.
Sifa, a good tutor, he introduced himself to Hua Xiaoman in the net: "First meeting, good afternoon, strange young lady." Why are you entangled with Zhang Xiaoyu, or are you playing open-air games? Do you both have a penchant for exhibition? It's really hard to understand why young people nowadays are not ashamed. ”
Xifa said something venomously, which caused Hua Xiaoman's anger.
"It's small, you're it, it's obviously Zhengtai, no matter how much you drink milk, your boobs won't get bigger!"
Hua Xiaoman replied coldly.
Stop, probably not.
Xiaoman, Hua Xiaoman, Hua Shao, said that Zhengtai Xifa had a weakness in his heart, yes, Zhengtai would not have the boobs of an adolescent girl, and Sifa's eyes dimmed.
However, when Sifa saw Yang Xiaobai who followed, the flame of hope shattered in the heart of pseudo-Lori was blazing, and Sifa pointed to Xiaobai's classmate and said to Hua Xiaoman: "Look, Xiaobai's boobs are bigger than yours!" ”
Yang Xiaobai rubbed his hands shyly. Xifa is right,Yang Xiaobai's reputation in Shengji School Park,And his rather female breasts,Inseparable,Xiaobai's classmates are gentlemen,It's a man,That's right,But Xiaobai's boobs are big,So what's the way?,They grow so big.,Who cares.。
Hua Xiaoman: "......"
"Mentor, aren't you coming down yet? Dapeng and Dadiao, they sent me as a representative to see how far you have progressed with the girl hanging in the net, how is it, have you exchanged saliva? ”
Yang Xiaobai said to Zhang Xiaoyu without concealment.
A few days ago, when Xiaoman secretly observed Zhang Xiaoyu, it was Yang Xiaobai, Jia Dadiao, and Jia Dapeng that they found Hua Xiaoman, who was still wearing boys' clothes, and successfully stopped Xiaoman's stealing. Peep, no, observe the plan.
Xiaobai's classmates, too, haven't recognized it yet, Hua Xiaoman is the one who is Hua Shao, the "wild man from a hot-blooded college with clear eyebrows" in Xiaobai's mouth.