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When I agreed, Jerry immediately happily took me shopping at the Holy Land of War. She seriously helped me buy a lot of expensive and beautiful clothes, in Jie'er's words, that is, people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold.

She said I was already good-looking, and if I dressed myself, it would definitely look even better. Sure enough, after dressing up, I did feel a lot more energetic.

By the time the shopping was over, it was almost evening. Jie'er said that she had already said hello to her family, and I had to accompany her to her house.

Jie'er's house is a large castle, and it is said that this is where her family lives. As for the rest of the family, they have their own houses. In addition to her family of three, there are thousands of servants in her family who take care of the family's daily life.

As I stood in this luxurious doorway, I trembled with worry. After Jie'er knocked on the door, a housekeeper opened the door and said respectfully, "Miss Jie'er, welcome home." ”

Jie'er, a cheerful girl, giggled and led me into the castle. When I came in, I realized that it was really luxurious.

As soon as I entered, I saw a beautiful woman sitting on the sofa in the hall reading a book. This woman was really beautiful and charming, she looked a little like Jie'er, and she was lying lazily in a dressing gown. The dressing gown is very sexy, even a little translucent, which sets off the charm of the owner.

Seeing us come in, the beautiful woman looked at me curiously, and then sneered, "Jie'er, is this your boyfriend?" ”

"Yes, Mom......" Jie'er pulled me to the beautiful woman, and she said seriously, "This is Jiang Cheng, my boyfriend." ”

This beautiful woman is Jie'er's mother?

Only then did I react, and hurriedly said to the beautiful woman, "Hello, Auntie." ”

"Very good-looking young man...... "Sit down, I've got the meal ready." Jie'er, your dad is in the study, and he'll come down in a moment. ”

Jie'er pulled me to sit down, rubbing my knees awkwardly. The beautiful woman approached me very curiously, and she looked at me with admiration, and then made a gesture that surprised me.

I saw that the beautiful woman suddenly stepped forward and licked my face, and then sneered: "The little handsome guy tastes good, Jie'er...... You really reminded my mom of when she was younger. ”

I originally thought that the beautiful woman did such a thing, which would definitely make Jie'er angry. But to my consternation, Jie'er said very naturally: "Of course, my ability to pick a boyfriend is not ordinary." ”

What does that mean!?

Isn't it a tradition in Jie'er's family to lick other people's faces?

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door outside, and the beautiful woman giggled, "It must be your sisters who are here." ”

The butler immediately went and opened the door, only to see a group of beautiful girls entering the castle. Each of the girls is very beautiful, and they are dressed exactly like Jie'er's mother. Each girl was dressed in a translucent dressing gown, and after Jie'er's introduction, something that shocked me even more happened.

First of all, Jie'er's eldest cousin, she first leaned over and licked my face, and then said gently: "This little handsome guy is good, Jie'er has a vision." ”

followed by Jie'er's second cousin...... Third cousin......

Each of them licked my face and said with satisfaction that it was good. This really baffled me and even turned my worldview upside down!

Don't...... When elders meet juniors' boyfriends, shouldn't they ask about jobs or income?

I coughed in embarrassment, and I noticed a problem. Because all the people who came to Jie'er's house were cousins, I wondered, "Jie'er, don't you have a cousin or something?" ”

"Stupid ......," Jie'er poked my nose and said gently, "they're all dead." ”

All...... He's dead......

What's going on with this family!

I like to lick other people's faces when I meet people, and there are only girls left!

At this time, Jie'er's second cousin hugged my arm, and she giggled: "Jie'er is really blessed to have found such a good-looking boyfriend." I say...... Why can't my uncle come down yet? ”

"Here we are."

At this time, a shout suddenly came from upstairs. I saw a man walk out of the study on the second floor and walk downstairs with a smile. Jie'er immediately introduced to me: "Jiang Cheng, this is my stepfather." ”

Stepfather?

I was stunned, "What about your father?" ”

"Stupid, of course you're dead." Jie'er said as a matter of course.

I didn't know what to say for a while, and I even felt a little weird......

Like a male in the Jie'er family...... All of them are dead......

At the invitation of the beautiful woman, we sat down at the table. The people of Jie'er's family don't seem to like eating vegetables, and the table is full of all kinds of meat. And Jie'er sat beside me, and when the meal was announced, Jie'er and her cousins stood up except me.

They bowed to Jie'er's parents and whispered, "Thank you for the gift of the pinnacle." ”

Jie'er's parents smiled and nodded, and I was stunned, it turned out that Jie'er's mother was also at the peak!

At this time, they sat in their seats again, and Jie'er helped me with a lot of food. And her stepfather smiled and nodded to me, and said softly, "Jiang Cheng, is the food still delicious?" ”

I hurriedly said, "It's delicious." ”

"It's delicious, you ......" The stepfather hesitated for a moment, and then said seriously, "Does Jie'er make you happy?" ”

Huh?

When I came to see my father, he didn't ask me about my income, my strength, or my work...... At the very least, I should have asked if I could make Jie'er happy, but unexpectedly......

He even asked Jie'er if she made me happy!

When people ask such questions, I can only seriously say, "Well, happy." ”

"I heard Jie'er say that you have two wives and a son...... "the beautiful woman laughed, "so you are a very gentle and caring man." In this way, it is our family that is blessed. ”

What the is this logic!?

When I got drunk, I even told me about my family situation? The most terrifying thing is that Jie'er's parents don't care at all!?

"Jiang Cheng is a good man......" Jie'er's cousin suddenly hugged my arm, she kissed me on the face with lightning speed, and said gently, "Such a good man, I really envy it." ”

Jie'er suddenly laughed and scolded: "Cousin, haven't you touched a man for too long?" I warn you, dear dear, not to carry him to bed. ”

This...... What logic?

"Poof, Jie'er is so stingy."

"yes, that's really stingy...... Last time, my husband slept with my eldest cousin for two days......"

Jie'er's cousins accused Jie'er of being wrong, and Jie'er suddenly blushed: "People like him very much, just kidding...... If you like him, do whatever you want. ”

I looked at Jie'er in astonishment, and at this moment, Jie'er's mother sighed and said, "It's okay, Jie'er, you can make your own arrangements." It is already a gift from God that our Black Widow clan can find a boyfriend. Jiang Cheng, you don't have to be polite in our family, the tradition of the Black Widow clan is to let their men get absolute happiness. ”

Black...... Black Widow!?

I swallowed, and I had a bad feeling in my heart. At this time, Jie'er's cousin was curious: "But Jie'er, how did you get Jiang Cheng to accept you in the first place?" Every time the men heard that Black Widow was going to eat their partner on their wedding day, they were so frightened that they ran away. ”

Eat mate!?

Jie'er's face turned even redder, and she whispered: "I feel happy when I say it, I was drunk with Jiang Cheng at that time, and I told him about the family tradition." Originally, I thought that Jiang Cheng would definitely dislike me, but he happily told me...... If I was asked to eat him like sushi, from that moment on, I was sure that I was in love. ”

Suddenly, Jie'er's cousins covered their mouths with envy.

"So happy! My family has been thinking about it for 100,000 years! ”

"Jie'er, you really met a good man!"

At this moment, my whole body trembled......

No wonder she took it in one night, because no one dared to ask for her!

No wonder when we meet, I have a face, it's a taste of me!

No wonder they satisfy me in all sorts of ways, because they feel guilty about me!

No wonder they don't ask about my income and job, because in their eyes, I'm already a dead man!

Sushi you uncle! Shou, you're a motherfucker!

What to do......

I subconsciously glanced at the people present, if I regretted it at this time, I would be killed by Jin Sheng and Ya Sheng......