Chapter 13 No solution is a ghost
Wu Ming said to the people in the village, go to hunt ghosts tonight, don't come out of the house, and carry the rune paper with you. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info For a while, the village was crying, and the work was closed early, and the chickens and dogs were peaceful.
In fact, this is a shameless escape plan, using a handsome monk to save the whole village, this is already a kind of fate, for a fierce ghost, it's really not worth it. Although I haven't seen that fierce ghost yet, the experience of watching horror movies tells Wu Ming that the first to die are always those who are full of self-confidence, and then everyone will die one by one, and in the end there may be one or two left, and they fled to the entrance of the village full of desolation, but they found that it was an open-ended ending.
With a group of people, he walked quietly outside the village, walking, but found that behind the team, there was a small child, the child looked crystal clear, big eyes, and did not speak, so inexplicably followed.
"Fatty, give him a lollipop and let him go home."
"Hmm!"
The fat man happily agreed, but the handsome monk held the sugar bag and didn't let go, looking at the child with the same hatred, his eyes were full of innocent jealousy.
"Okay, we're going to learn to share, okay?"
The handsome monk still held the sugar bag and didn't let go, pondering.
The Leng family looked at it, took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket, handed it to the child, Wu Ming rolled his eyes and looked at him: "You have a little heart, that's a child......"
Wu Ming's voice stopped abruptly, and this time he was slapped in the face, it was really a society where money is supreme, the child saw the hundred-yuan bill, smiled, took it and left.
Originally, Wu Ming thought that this was a drop in the ocean, a small grain of sand in the desert, and simple things could not be done in simple things. Before he reached the entrance of the village, the child came again, with the same innocent eyes, bright eyes as big as a window to the soul, and then stretched out a little dirty, but tender little hand.
Qingqing gave her a hundred-yuan bill, and pinched his little face: "Little guy, you can't be insatiable!" ”
The child nodded happily and ran away. But after walking less than a hundred meters, this little guy came again, still with innocent little eyes.
"Is the fat man rich?"
Wait, how could I ask that. Wu Ming felt that something was wrong when he asked this sentence, and when he looked back, there were two people missing from the team, and the cold dog and Qingqing who gave money to the child had disappeared.
"What about Leng Dog Egg and Qingqing?"
"Who are Leng Goudan and Qingqing?"
The fat man asked in confusion.
"That's right, who are Leng Dogan and Qingqing?" Momo also asked.
"Without Leng Dog Dan and Qingqing, what are we doing in this ghost village?"
"How do we know any dogs and Qingqing, didn't you say that you were going to come to this village to eliminate demons and defend the Dao? When you get here, you're the one who escaped, what do you want to do? ”
The fat man and Momo said in unison, and after finishing speaking, the two glanced at each other, how could they say such unreasonable words so tacitly.
Why is only he having a memory, Wu Ming couldn't figure it out, so he yelled at the fat man: "Fat man, don't you have a nickname called Celebrity Detective Tang?" Think about it with your detective's brain, what the hell is going on? ”
"I have a lot of nicknames, and many of them don't live up to the truth."
"Holy!"
"Don't be in a hurry, this celebrity detective Tang accurately describes my excellent logical mind and sharp eyes and sensitive ...... Responsive ......"
"Sensitive toes!"
"To sensitive toes."
Momo asked in surprise next to him: "The detective has a hairy relationship with his toes?" ”
"That's the line of transformation, after saying this, Tang Fat Man will become a celebrity detective Tang."
Sure enough, Tang Fat Man became silent and wise, he thought for a long time, and finally spat out: "No solution!" ”
"You thought about it for a long time, tell me a solution, what do I use you for nothing?"
"No solution is a ghost, this little guy is a ghost!"
When the little guy heard this, he didn't want any money, so he turned around and ran.
"Don't let him run, chase!"
The three of them chased desperately behind and ran to an intersection, where the child had disappeared without a trace. At the crossroads sat an old lady knitting a sweater, the one with her feet wrapped, who looked to be a hundred years old, if not ninety.
The old lady said, "From the moment you first came out of the village, a group of children followed you, and when they saw that someone was giving money, they took the person who gave the money away. ”
Wu Ming was shocked when he heard this......
"Monk, grandma also wants to eat a lollipop!"
The handsome monk is more important to sugar than to his own life, but just now the fat man taught him to share, he thought about it, and really took out a lollipop and handed it to the old grandmother.
And then...... Wu Ming asked, "What about the handsome monk?" ”
"Who is the handsome monk?"
"I'm grass!"
Wu Ming was looking for that old woman, and she was long gone. Wu Ming was about to go crazy, and if he went on like this, the whole army was wiped out, and shouted: "Momo, you have to think of a way!" ”
"I specialize in art, when I was a ghost, I liked to go straight, I didn't like these crooked and evil skills, I wanted to find a way to save them. Don't talk to anyone until I'm back. ”
Mo Mo said, walked up to an uncle who was closing the door and asked, "Where did those people go just now?" ”
The uncle covered his mouth to prevent himself from making a sound, his eyes were full of tears of fear, and he shook his head.
"Momo, don't embarrass him, he's just an ordinary person, you see he didn't ask you for anything."
But Momo didn't listen to Wu Ming's advice, his eyes changed, and he said again: "If you don't say it, I'll kill you!" ”
The uncle was frightened, and quickly pointed to the direction of the Leng family's ancestral house.
Wu Ming and the fat man looked at the uncle in horror, no wonder the uncle kept covering his mouth, it turned out that he had rabbit lips.
"Uncle, we actually ......"
With a bang, the uncle's jaw fell to the ground like mud and fell into a puddle, and the bright red tongue was not supported, and it hung down at once, swaying from side to side.
"I'll go and come back!"
Momo rushed down the ancestral house of the Leng family, Wu Ming and the fat man shouted affectionately behind them: "Momo, the most beautiful Momo, my Momo!" ”
"What else?"
"You clean up the guy in front of us first."
"Pack what?"
Wu Ming and the fat man looked at it, where was the figure of the mouthless uncle.
……
The two waited for Momo to return with glory, but they sat and waited, stood and waited, left and right, and waited until the flowers were gone, and they didn't see Momo come out of the ancestral house.
"Momo won't take the opportunity to escape!"
"You've just escaped, your whole family has escaped!"
Wu Ming said a little unhappily, he believed in Momo, but what happened tonight was really weird, Wu Ming was very scared, he kept dancing like a drum, he could only pin all his hopes on Momo's body, thinking that Momo was also a powerful ghost incarnation.
was pondering, and suddenly felt that the cold wind was swishing, something was wrong, and he quickly shouted a fat man, and the fat man disappeared.
The fat man also disappeared, only Wu Ming was alone, standing alone at the crossroads of the village, the doors of the houses were closed, there was not even a light, they were all praying at home, Wu Ming and his party could subdue the evil ghost of the Leng family.