Drinking Party (1)
Drinking Party (1)
Alina got out from behind Jimmy and Jerry, "I guess it's you, Paul, you're such a nice guy, it's so touching!" Paul raised his hand and looked indifferent, "I am willing to do anything for my beloved, even if there is a knife in the sky, I will come to pick you up." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info The reason is very simple, you are so beautiful, any man will be interested in you, especially under the cover of the dark night, they will become extra excited, and they can't help but ** you, I think it is safer to live with me. Look at the two guys behind you, they are both famous ** people in the Interstellar Alliance, how can I rest assured that I will spend the night here? ”
Alina walked under the umbrella and snuggled up to Paul, and outside the umbrella was a fluttering rain that fell on the umbrella and fell to the ground, making a 'whoosh' sound. The red umbrella floats away, and Jimmy and Jerry are still standing there stupidly. Looking at the backs of Paul and Alina in the distance, Jimmy's emotions suddenly got a little out of control, "Paul, what should Jerry and I do?" Come and pick me up, or I'll be done with you! Did you hear that? I'm the director, I order you to pick me up on the plane immediately, is this an order do you dare to disobey? If I have three longs and two shorts, can you be responsible? ”
Paul stood on the edge of the hatch of the aircraft and shouted at Jimmy, "My sir, I don't have time to deal with you, come here yourself if you want to leave!" I'll wait for you for three seconds, and if you can't get on the plane, you won't blame me. Now let's start counting the seconds. Before Paul's words fell, Jerry had already rushed out, Jimmy was about to say something more, and he panicked when he saw Jerry running away, "Wait for me Jerry, don't leave Director Jimmy behind!" Jerry, you're not a friend enough! ”
Paul counted the seconds loudly, "1, 2, 3 ......" Jerry had already jumped onto the aircraft, "3.1, 3.2, 3.3 ......" Jimmy ran all the way in the rain, his feet on the water and made a 'crackling' sound, and the moment Jimmy jumped up, Paul closed the hatch. "Fuck, Paul, you don't want to live anymore, let me in!" Jimmy was shooting outside the cabin, leaving Jimmy's palm prints everywhere on the portholes and doors. The hatch opened again, Paul reached out and grabbed Jimmy's arm, "Come on, Director Jimmy, what kind of epilepsy are you doing outside, it's raining hard outside, you're going to get sick!" Paul dragged the soaking wet Jimmy onto the flying machine, and at the same time turned around and scolded Jerry, "You're too unsophisticated, why don't you wait for Director Jimmy, where did you put the leader?" Do you still have leadership in mind? Why are you so selfish? It's so unbelievable! ”
Jimmy shivered and sneezed several times in quick succession, "Ah...... Sneezing, ah...... Sneezing ......", he held out his finger and pointed at Paul and Jerry you wait, I remove both of you from your post and there is no place for you to cry. Yes...... Sneezing, ah...... Sneezing ......" Paul and Jerry couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw Jimmy's embarrassed appearance, "haha...... Haha......" "Don't laugh, I'm the director!" You want to rebel! Jimmy said angrily.
Paul waved to the pilot, "Take off immediately and return to the spy war training center!" The aircraft quickly ignited and rose to a high altitude, and the main engine spewed out two flames and disappeared into the night sky......
After a few minutes of driving, the aircraft finally landed in the spy war special training center, and the rain outside began to become drizzling, Paul and his party jumped off the aircraft and walked to the spy war special training hall. Paul yelled, "Philips, I'm going to eat soon, don't you see the guests?" Today, Mr. Jimmy, the deputy director of the intelligence department, came to inspect our place and instructed the chef to add food tonight, and everyone listened to nostalgic hits and tasted the fun of rock and roll. Jimmy couldn't help but nod, "It's pretty much the same, I decided not to bother with you, Paul didn't expect you to work so hard, I blamed you just now!" ”
Everyone sat around the seats, and the tense rock music sounded in their ears, "Bang, bang...... Bang, bang, bang...... "Director Jimmy was starting to fidget...... a little restless. Suddenly there was an explosive roar that was a little hysterical, "Oh, oh, oh......, oh, oh, oh...... Buzzing...... Buzz......" A shocking voice rang out at midnight, "Bang, bang...... Bang, bang, bang...... "The table was soon filled with a sumptuous table of wines, steaming steak from grilled steak, glasses of milk, golden caviar, grilled foie gras, desserts and jams, raw cod fillets and dressings, and a delicious pudding tomato salad with a stirring music.......
With a cigarette in his mouth, Paul opened a bottle of red wine and filled it for Alina, then picked up the bottle and poured a large bowl of white wine for Jimmy and Jire, then poured the rest of the white wine into his own bowl, and 'banged' the empty bottle on the table. "You two have to me, if you don't drink, you don't give me Paul's face! If you don't drink, you don't need me to explain it to you! “
Paul craned his neck and drank the bowl of wine dry, turning it over for Jimmy and Jerry to see. Paul laughed out loud, pointed his finger at Jimmy and Jerry, and said fiercely, "You're all going to spit it out for me!" Sample! Don't just look at it! Grab a bowl and drink it! it! Jimmy and Jerry were terrified, and Jimmy stared at the bowl with wide eyes, "Paul, drink all this too, don't be kidding!" I'm going to faint right now! Jerry squinted his eyes and glanced at the bottle: Oh my! It's 58 degrees! Oh, my God! Paul is so insidious that he wants to get me and Jimmy drunk, and I can't let his plot succeed! Jerry's eyebrows began to jump, and he was flustered.
Paul saw Jimmy and Jerry sitting there without moving, throwing the wine bowl on the table, "Don't toast and don't eat and drink!" If you don't drink, you will end up miserable! You know no! Philips, call three more spy fighters and pour them down! ”
Jimmy smiled awkwardly, "Captain Paul, let's drink, let's drink, Jerry, I order you to drink all the wine in the bowl now!" Jerry felt a chill in his heart, he picked up the wine bowl with trembling hands, pinched his nose and drank it all, like a fire sliding down his throat, sliding into his stomach and burning instantly, the burning flame was dancing, dancing, the smell of wine rushed through his nose Jerry was a little spinning, he burped, his cheeks were flushed, and he felt very uncomfortable.
Jimmy stared at Jerry, his mouth wide open, he was a little surprised, a little suspicious, was Jerry drinking wine or water? After a long time, Jimmy finally came to his senses, "Captain Paul, we've finished drinking, can we eat now?" ”
Paul smiled coldly, "I said Jimmy, why don't you drink it!" Everyone Jerry drank it! How many of you are! Hurry up and drink less wordy! ”
Jimmy picked up the bowl, took a deep breath, held his breath, and took a few sips, choking into his trachea because he drank too hard...... Ahem ......, ahem...... Ahem cough ......, a burst of rapid breathing, and finally regained his calm. "Please, okay, Captain Paul, just let me go!" Jimmy pleaded.
"No, if you don't finish it today, I won't let you go! Whether you want to be a good director or not, whether you do a good job depends on how much you drink. You have to be dizzy and exhausted all the time to complete the task. Paul filled Jimmy and Jerry with another bottle of white wine as he spoke. Jerry's face was flushed, and he raised the wine bowl and said to Alina, "Baby, you can drink something too, men are not interested in drinking without women!" Within a few minutes of the bowl of wine, Jerry and Jimmy underwent a subtle change, Jerry became more lively, and Jimmy yelled that he couldn't enjoy drinking with the bowl, and suggested that he should blow on the bottle instead.
Paul laughed and stretched out his thick arms on the table, "Friend, for the sake of our friendship, I suggest that this bowl be dried again!" ”
Jimmy, who was dizzy, raised the wine bowl and shouted, "Drink, who's afraid of whom!" What's so great about you Paul? Don't accept it! Let's see who can drink better! ”
Jerry also shouted, "Who's afraid of whom!" Drink, the uncle has just come to be interested! ”
Jerry couldn't hold back his excitement, raised the wine bowl and drank it all, "Look, haven't you drunk it all!" ”
The bowls were quickly emptied, the people at the table were getting drunk, Jerry and Jimmy were delirious, Paul was waving his fists and shouting, "Whoever knocked down whom, I didn't meet an opponent at the wine table again, whoever can drink me down is the real hero!" ”