Chapter Twenty-Four: This Is Not the Tomb Robbery I Want
There was a lizard more than a meter long on the top of its head, like a small crocodile in the zoo, the thing was attached to the roof of the cave on all fours, and it held the head of a woman with a bun in its mouth, and the flesh and blood were blurred at the broken neck. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wu Ming sat on the ground, and when he raised his head, his eyes happened to match the green eyes of the big lizard, the big lizard roared, and the head in his mouth fell towards Wu Ming, and Wu Ming even crawled away.
At this moment, Wu Ming felt that fear was pale and powerless, this was not the life he wanted to rob tombs, there must always be zongzi, unsolvable mechanisms, and antiquities that did not seem to be rare treasures, but had mysterious colors.
What is it now? Such a guy came out for no reason, a product of nature, and now in documentaries about nature, there must be something about this horror introduced.
In addition, Wu Ming also wanted to complain about the dead man's head, wearing his hair in a bun and smearing a thick layer of white powder, looking at the geisha who wanted to be Japanese.
In short, there is no need to light a candle in the southeast corner of this tomb.
In short, there are no puzzles to be solved here, except that the companions are gone, Wu Ming still has a feeling that Leng Goudan and a few people are somewhere, leisurely drinking tea, and commenting on something.
With a hiss, this strange voice interrupted Wu Ming, and the sound was made by the big lizard's purple tongue, flying like a streamer, and the tip of the tongue was still split.
Rubbing, the sound of breaking the air came, and the black cat sheriff used his special Gu Xiao to blow out a few steel needles, the steel needles were ordinary embroidery needles, but the strength was surprisingly large, not only shot the tongue of the big lizard, but also brought the big lizard out with the combined strength, and fell to the ground fluttering.
This is simply a costume drama, Wu Ming took two people who don't understand the world, but they are the top martial arts masters, in this tomb, playing a game of fighting monsters.
Wu Ming looked at ...... indifferently
It is the instinct of animals to bully the soft and fear the hard, after the big lizard landed, he immediately twisted his ass and fled, and the King Kong gourd baby immediately ran over, stepped on the tail of the big lizard, and the lizard broke its tail to survive, which was vividly deduced in this case, and the King Kong gourd baby picked up a broken tail from the ground and twisted.
Wu Ming watched in horror and saw the gourd baby happily putting the twisting tail in the backpack he was carrying. grinning: "If you can't get out today, we don't have to go hungry." ”
It's really good to have a big heart, and you dare to eat anything, so you are not afraid to eat a lizardman, and you will have brown skin, as if you are wrapped in several layers of sacks. I remember that there is a Spider-Man, there is a lizardman, the skin machine gun of that thing can't penetrate the skin, crawling around in the sewers, which is quite gratifying.
"My mother said that this cold-blooded animal like a toad, if you don't move, it will definitely not see you." Black Cat Sheriff said.
"Don't listen to your mother's nonsense, it has a dead man's head in its mouth, and the dead can still move."
When Wu Ming said this, he felt that the atmosphere was wrong, the eyes of the gourd baby and the black cat sheriff were as wide as a cow's eyes, and as soon as Wu Ming turned around, he hurriedly came back, and the sweat on his face crackled down. Behind him, the severed human head, slowly flew up, selected in mid-air, with a smile on his pale face; With rouge gouache on his face, he said in a sweet and greasy voice, "Thank you for saving the slave family." The slave family was lonely, so they walked around the cave casually, and who knew where such an ignorant animal came out, so he took the slave's head away. This is my sister's bedroom, I tell you carefully, my sister doesn't like to be disturbed when she sleeps, and you guys have the smell of sweat, so you have to do it yourself. ”
After the head finished speaking, he began to fly away slowly, Wu Ming finally got some psychological comfort, no matter what, there is still a ghost in this.
"If some female ghost here wakes up, I will blame you, I know how to practice every day, I don't know how to take a bath, and I get the smell of sweat."
"My mother said, it's so manly."
"Don't listen to your mother's nonsense......"
Wu Ming's voice stopped abruptly, he looked at the sarcophagus embedded in the ground, creaked open, and went down the incomplete dragon's back-shaped coffin inside, in the sarcophagus there was a woman sleeping, childish, her face looked full of desire, and she didn't know how long she had been dead, and now she looked red and fluttering, healthier than a living person.
The sarcophagus opens little by little, and when you look down, it is unsightly. The female ghost had no clothes, and she didn't have to wear clothes, and the skin on her body was more bumpy and grayish brown than that of a lizard, and she stretched her waist, and the sound of her babbling was like rusty iron rubbing together.
As she spoke, her voice was buzzing, like an iron bucket, she looked at Wu Ming and them with interest, and asked in surprise, "New rice?" ”
"I wipe, I wipe! Finally there are zongzi, and they can talk. ”
But this zongzi has a bit of a problem with his brain, is there such a question? Isn't it time to ask about Chinese traditions? And the new arrival? This strange way of greeting.
This half-human statue of the female zongzi stood up with a creak, moved her body, and crackled and fell off the slag. The slag of the soil is particularly suitable to describe this female zongzi.
"Who's going to eat first?"
The eyes of the female zongzi dripped, and finally fell on Wu Ming's body: "You taste better, eat you first!" ”
Wu Ming was dumbfounded, and immediately retorted: "This is unfair, you obviously see it with your eyes, but you judge it with taste, how can there be a card like you who does not play cards according to common sense, I tell you...... Forget it, I'll run first! ”
The female zongzi was listening carefully, Wu Ming turned around and ran, a circle of dust was shaken up under her feet, and the whole person rushed to Wu Ming's face, and the stone-like hand grabbed Wu Ming's neck.
If this is caught, Wu Ming's little neck will have to be broken into seven or eight knots, and if he wears a stick, it will be a ready-made flesh and bones. At the same time, a hand was also stretched out here, and when the two hands met, there was a bang, like lighting a bomb, and even the shock wave came out, Wu Ming felt that his head was buzzing, and the whole person was blown away, fell to the ground, and slid out far away.
I felt that something was resting on my waist, and when I reached out and touched it, it was a mechanism. Wu Ming hurriedly pressed it, and the stone wall behind it slowly opened, and a hole appeared. Wu Ming thinks that he doesn't understand the world of martial arts, so this female zongzi will be solved by two martial arts masters, and he drilled along the hole, like a thief hole, but it was square.
Finally saw a little light, Wu Ming saw Leng Dogan and them, they were standing in front of a stone monument, babbling about something? It seems that they didn't encounter any corpse worms, lizards, women's heads, or anything like themselves, and they pressed there like archaeologists.
Wu Ming was about to shout, and then went down to complain happily, why no one came to look for him. was about to move, but was pulled by a hand, and forcibly dragged her in the direction of coming.
When Wu Ming saw that it was Lin Yuxuan, he wondered, "What are you dragging me for?" ”
"When we came in, we were all trapped, and those guys were dead."