The nose is one of the most fragile places in the human organs, according to biology, the periosteum thickness of the nose bridge bone is one to two millimeters, no wonder I was pushed by the corpse's head, and I bled nonstop, besides, I estimate that the veins in my nostrils were cracked open by the corpse at once. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

I fell to the ground and fainted, and when I woke up, it was the next day. It just so happened that the place where I was hospitalized was this hospital with a corpse.

In this life, I always deal with the hospital, the first semester of my freshman year has not ended, I was hospitalized twice, I was almost killed by the living dead in the first few weeks, and if things didn't turn around yesterday, I would definitely have died of blood loss from those corpses. Now in the hospital, although I am awake, I just don't want to open my eyes, as soon as I open my eyes, my head hurts, and I seem to have double vision when I see things.

The doctor said that this is because of excessive blood loss, which causes a lack of oxygen, so that the eyes will be in a trance and ghosting.

I was on the hospital bed, with my eyes closed, listening to Lu Slut and me talk about the situation of cleaning up the corpse yesterday, I didn't expect that the hospital had installed a camera in the morgue, and the picture of me and Lu Slut, as well as Zhang Tianshi's fierce fight against the corpse yesterday, was seen by several leaders of the hospital.

After I lost blood and fell into a coma, Lu Slut asked people to rescue me immediately, and he also used the Soul Separation Array to forcibly pull out the corpse souls of those possessed corpse insects, and finally overtook them.

As for the use of the Soul Returning Mantra, I understand in my heart that the real mantra, whether it is Buddhist or Taoist, must be recited with internal qi. The internal qi of Buddhism is called Buddha Qi, and some people call it Buddha Yuan. Taoists call it Daoqi, and some people call it Zhenqi. In the past, Confucianism also existed, and they called Haoran righteousness.

It's a pity that up to now, people are a little anxious for quick success, and for Confucianism's Confucianism recuperation, it is just used as a façade, how can there be any heroic righteousness. When Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, he used the heroic spirit of Confucianism. Some people may say that Zhuge Liang is a Taoist, isn't he the Seven Star Pond Sacrifice Wind? I want to talk about Zhuge Liang's "Teacher Table", can that thing be written by a person who has learned the Tao? Besides, Taoism pays attention to the nature of Taoism, and governs by inaction, does Zhuge Liang govern the country with Taoism and nature?

Let's get down to business, after I woke up, Zhang Lao Er in the dormitory called me and said that there were two weeks to go before the final exam, and asked me to come back and review quickly.

Although I lost a lot of blood and was a little dizzy, I still wanted to graduate without a hitch. After asking the doctor in the hospital, I was able to recuperate, but I had a thick gauze wrapped around my nose, which looked like a clown in Sichuan opera.

When we went through the discharge procedures, Vice President Zhao personally sent us out and gave me 40,000 yuan. As a reward for cleaning up this corpse riot. I directly split up with Lu Slut, and later I learned that the hospital also gave Zhang Tianshi 10,000 yuan.

When I heard that Zhang Tianshi also received 10,000 yuan, I was not jealous of him, but wanted to call him, if there is really no technology to clean up the yin spirits and ghosts, I still hope that he will not take over the work of the public security department again, after all, he often walks by the river, how can he not get his shoes wet.

When I was recuperating in the Bauhinia Garden Apartment, the five sluts in the dormitory came to see me and gave me strange gifts, each of them gave me a box of crooked kidney treasures. Say this thing works well for me. When I heard it, there was a black line on my face, after all, Nurse Xiao Wang, Lu Slut's girlfriend, was cooking in the kitchen, and let a woman know that I was taking Crooked Kidney Treasure at such a young age, how could I be embarrassed......

Besides, they gave me the Crooked Kidney Treasure, obviously to tell everyone that my doppelganger is not good. I actually wanted to stand up and say loudly, "Five beasts, this thing of the master is a green dragon root, you look at that head, shape, size, and hideous appearance, it is definitely thirteen times a night." ”

The day's meal was made by Lu Slut and Nurse Xiao Wang, and I ate very comfortably, and the five beasts in the dormitory swallowed it directly. Of course, they also drew the key points of the exam for me.

The apartment I rented was good, there were three bedrooms, I had a master bedroom, and the other bedroom was occupied by Lu Slut and Nurse Xiao Wang. What makes me most embarrassed is that this Lu slut doesn't avoid suspicion at night, it can be said that there is no self in his eyes, when I was reading ancient literature and history in bed that day, this guy and Nurse Xiao Wang directly on the bed "hand-to-hand combat", every time I heard Nurse Xiao Wang's depressed, muffled moans, I was directly heartbeat, and I couldn't read the book.

That night, after I fell asleep in a daze, I dreamed of Zhao Jinhong and fought with Zhao Jinhong to the death. Damn, the dream is gone! Fortunately, it is not a real military cannon, otherwise the Nine Yin Ghost Qi in this left hand would not still be suffocated in the palm of his hand.

The next morning, when I was meditating on the balcony and practicing Baduan Jin, Lu Slut rarely got up to practice Donkey Kong Palm. The problem is that the landlady of the beautiful woman in the floor-to-ceiling window below is actually practicing yoga in her pajamas, and I inadvertently saw the black lace underneath the beautiful woman, and I thought to myself, "Alas, Master Zu, the disciple is finished, since absorbing the dragon qi of this earth vein, the descendants of the root are really "dragon nature and lewdness", this beautiful woman is tempting the disciple to commit crimes!" ”

This morning, instead of cultivating, I silently recited the "Prajnamita Heart Sutra" N times in my mouth.

After a break of half a month, I finally successfully completed the final test, but my results were average and I could only pass it. I also took sixty long live, one more point of waste of comfort, and finally set foot on the way home with Lu Slut.

When I went home, my parents looked much older than they had been, and after I handed over the 10,000 yuan in my pocket to my mother, I went to my uncle's house to give gifts.

What was given to Uncle was an automatic massage chair, and what was given to Brother Yu'er was a simulated inflatable doll. Dinner was eaten at the uncle's house, and the uncle also asked me about some things in the past six months, I just didn't say anything about the female corpse and corpse flower in the cave of Tianlantern Cliff, I said everything else, even about the soul separation array I set up in the morgue.

When the uncle heard this, he said with a smile, "This is your calamity, and it is also your luck." After the New Year, you will be much better. ”

When I went home at night, I told my parents about school life, and after drinking two glasses with my father, I lay down on the kang and opened QQ, which I hadn't talked about for a long time.

In Zhao Jinhong's space, a lot of photos have been uploaded, and this girl is now taking advantage of the Western Christmas holiday to go to Africa to help those disaster victims. Then I saw the message she gave me, and I found that this girl still has me in her heart.

The next day, I went to the Big Buddha Temple to visit the great monk and Lu Slut, during which he said to the great monk, "Uncle, Brother Yang and I often go on missions when we are in school, but he doesn't have a magic weapon in his hand, and he can't use it powerfully, so he is in a hurry." Could it be that the Dharma weapons of your Buddhist family are mainly based on defense? ”

"Xiao Yuanzi, how can we say that the Eight Treasures of Tantra are all defensive? I decided to build a diamond wheel for Xiao Luzi, how long do you think it will take? ”

For the Tantric Vajra Wheel, I have only seen it on the Internet, but how long it will be, let's say it to Lu Slut.

"Master, two feet four is enough."