Chapter 52: The master is not a kidney deficiency
As for what is Yin Shu or what is Yin Script, this very ancient script, I believe that I can't understand it, and I don't think Uncle knows much. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
I want to go to Chang'an City in winter, I naturally agreed, keep up with the uncle to see the world, and you can also go to the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties to eat and drink, that kind of taste, it is much better than me staying at home and waiting for death, then tomorrow and the uncle will go to Chang'an to have a look.
At 7:20, before dawn, I had already packed all my luggage, and my uncle's car had not yet arrived. In the past ten minutes, my mother opened my suitcase and checked my salute.
At half past seven, in the sound of Didi's whistle, the uncle came, and when I was about to lift the suitcase and get into the car, my mother and father walked quickly to the uncle's side.
What is rare is that my mother did not speak this time, and my father, who has always been quiet in speech, said, "Big brother, this time Yuanzi is going to Chang'an with you, I won't say anything else, you must take care of him, there are too many Taoists in this yin and yang, so you can worry about it more." ”
Uncle listened to his father's words, and said helplessly, "Second child, you can rest assured, I must take a good look at my eldest nephew", after speaking, the uncle beckoned to me, I quickly carried the small suitcase, and sat in the back of the car.
When the car started, I was about to wave goodbye to my parents, but I found that my mother had tears in her eyes in the reflection of the morning sun. Dad also opened his lips and looked at me, but his mouth moved and he didn't say anything.
At this moment, I understood my father's reluctance to me, and I also knew that my son was worried about my mother. But when the child grows up, sooner or later he will have to go outside, and this parting is actually for a better reunion next time.
The car gradually moved away, and I was relieved from the atmosphere of parting with my parents, so I paid attention to the people in the car, in addition to the uncle, Brother Yu'er, there was also a middle-aged man with a big belly, sitting in the middle with the uncle, whispering something to the uncle.
The other one, who was driving in front, looked at the back, that is, thirty Langdang, I looked through the mirror above his head, only to find that this person's sword eyebrows were vertical, and in the place where he looked at the atrium on his face, the content of "Yin and Yang Ten Thousand Laws Secret" suddenly appeared in his mind, "The cheekbones are towering, the skin and flesh are thin, this is a sign of the fortune palace drowning, but the wealth is abundant, although the dangers are repeated, but the life is long", to put it bluntly, it is a lifetime of hard work.
I just watched this little bit, but I felt so tired, and I turned my head to see Brother Yu'er next to me, holding a flip phone, watching a 3GP movie downloaded from the Internet.
I wasn't interested in the movie, so I tilted my head and fell asleep.
At noon, we had a lunch in Xushui Town, Yangxian County, Hanzhong, especially seasonal side dishes near Yangxian, farm side dishes such as sour and hot potato shreds, leek and sauerkraut noodles, and people who ate them were very appetizing.
Since my head is still dizzy until now, Brother Yu'er saw my sick appearance, and whispered with eyebrows, "Yuanzi, you won't masturbate too much last night, right?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I glanced at Brother Bai Yu'er, and I was extremely contemptuous, "Sample, I showed others similar things in the morning, do you know what." ”
Uncle didn't say anything, so he put two chopsticks and leeks for me, "Hurry up and eat." ”
I also understand the uncle's kindness, but this leek is also called Huanyang grass, and eating this thing seems to be kidney deficiency. You think, let a twenty-year-old young man who has no girlfriend eat Yang Cao, isn't that just too much masturbation and kidney deficiency.
It's a pity that I can't say anything, so I have to grit my teeth and stuff the dough into my mouth fiercely, and the tears of grievance are flowing in my heart.
In Yangxian County, I was embarrassed to eat an unforgettable meal in my life, after all, a young man was said to have a kidney deficiency, and that normal man could stand it.
It was originally a delicious leek and sauerkraut noodle sheet, but now I eat it tastelessly, and I almost choked to death.
After eating, the uncle immediately said, "Lao Huang, let's go quickly, come to your house in the evening, deal with the matter, deal with it one day earlier, and you will be at ease one day earlier." ”
The middle-aged man was Lao Huang, and after the uncle said this to him, he immediately let the young man in his thirties drive, and in addition, I also knew the name of the young driver, called Xiaojun.
Xiaojun drove fast and steadily, because I didn't slow down, I still wanted to sleep when I got in the car, but unfortunately Brother Yu'er next to me, the 3GP movie has been watched, and he wants to talk to me.
I actually want to sleep, not because I'm sleepy, but because I feel faceless, especially Xiaojun, from the mirror above my head to see the corners of his mouth slightly raised, I seem to think that he is laughing at me.
Because of this ridicule, I suddenly felt a competitive spirit in my heart. I decided that I wanted to show my glorious years on the university campus through my own mouth.
When I say college campus, it's also because Brother Yu'er didn't go to college, so I'm adding a bit of braggart myself, and he can't tell the good from the bad.
I'll start with my freshman year's military training, what kind of outstanding military training student, that girl from the neighboring class who tied an armed belt secretly gave herself autumn spinach. Of course, I am also willing to save people, and last year I set up a volunteer team to go to northeast Sichuan for earthquake relief, and when I went to school, I also won an award from an official youth league, what an outstanding youth league member certificate, and most importantly, a provincial and municipal TV station also did an interview with me. During the interview, the hostess of the provincial and municipal TV station also had dinner with me!
I talked on and off for about an hour, and I noticed that when Brother Yu'er's expression was the brightest, it was the girl from the neighboring class who was wearing an armed belt and the female host of the TV station. However, what I didn't expect was that the uncle, surnamed Huang, had secretly memorized these contents of mine. It just so happened that his girl was about to graduate from high school this year, and it was said that the volunteer she filled in was the Beijing Normal University I attended.
After talking for more than an hour, I also felt that my mouth was dry, I drank two sips of mineral water, took out my cardboard mobile phone, turned on the traffic, and read the e-book.
When I was looking excited, where did the uncle's voice come from, "Yuanzi, looking at the phone in the car, it's too much to see, quickly close your eyes and slowly (rest and rest)." ”
I had no choice but to put away my phone and plan to close my eyes to sleep, but inadvertently, I found that Brother Yu'er had fallen asleep, but the saliva at the corner of his mouth was flowing unconsciously, and from time to time he chirped his lips and sucked the saliva into his mouth.
Out of sight is clean, I began to close my eyes, feeling empty in my head, and I had to imagine myself practicing Baduanjin.
In an instant, in my fantasy, a round of red sun was rising, and the eight doors of Baduanjin's opening, rest, life, injury, Du, scene, death, and surprise automatically appeared in my consciousness, and I took these eight doors as eight actions, and deduced them over and over again in my heart.
Just when I deduced to the third time, I suddenly realized that my eight sections of brocade revolve around the three dantians, these three dantians, according to the three auspicious gates of opening, rest, and birth, the three fierce gates of death, shock, and injury, and the two flat gates of Dumen and Jingmen, which happen to be the three talents of heaven, earth and man.