Chapter 24: Human?

87_87164No, calm down, calm down, if Yan Beixun's stumbling appearance can do the profession of duck that requires talent, then wouldn't I be able to be a movie star?

There must be something wrong with the woman's eyes just now.

I sat on the sofa on the first floor and waited for about twenty minutes, and then the middle-aged woman smiled and walked down with Yan Beixun.

Yan Beixun even had lip prints on his face.

"Brother Yan, then I'll leave first, and I'll come to see you in a few days." After the middle-aged woman finished speaking, she left happily.

"Hey." I looked at Yan Beixun and said, "You shouldn't be selling yourself, right?" ”

"Sell." Yan Beixun glared at me: "This woman looks at me handsomely, and she stalks me all day long, if it weren't for the sudden appearance of 10,000 golden yuan in her hand just now, do you think I would come back and let her bully?" ”

Yan Beixun bit his lip and complained: "Is this the punishment that God gave me?" I'm handsome and look like Wu Yanzu, is it my fault? ”

"Poof." I was drinking water with a water cup, and when I watched Yan Beixun say such shameless words with a serious face, the water squirted out.

"Hey, uncle, you go to the mirror and say this again, I guess you are embarrassed to say it yourself." I put down the glass of water and turned my head to look at Yan Beixun.

Yan Beixun, who was complaining just now, was spitting on his fingers at this time, and then counting the money at a very fast speed.

I looked at Yan Beixun, who was counting the money and his face was getting happier and happier, and wondered in my heart, can this guy teach me any skills?

After counting the money, Yan Beixun turned back to a serious appearance, and then took out two hundred yuan and handed it to me and said, "Those who see it have a share, come." ”

I took the money and asked, "Is this hush money?" ”

"Oh, don't be too little, you didn't contribute, this is what I earned by selling my hue." Yan Beixun said: "We cultivators can't be greedy for money, understand? This is against the heart of the Tao......"

As he said this, he was still stuffing money into his pocket.

"I'll go out and save money, and you keep watching." After speaking, Yan Beixun ran out.

This time, after less than ten minutes, he ran back and said, "I'm in a good mood, come up, I'll teach you how to draw talismans." ”

I followed Yan Beixun to the second floor, Yan Beixun took out a stack of yellow paper and said: "In this world, there are many kinds of talismans, some cure diseases and save people, some catch ghosts, some ward off evil spirits, and talisman is also divided into grades. ”

"The symbols are divided into yellow, red, and black." Yan Beixun said: "Most of us use yellow symbols, red symbols are rare, and as for black symbols, I have never seen them once in my life." ”

"What's wrong? Aren't black runes drawn on black rune paper? I asked strangely.

"Think beautifully." Yan Beixun glanced at me, picked up a piece of yellow paper and said, "Although this talisman paper is yellow, if you have a very deep understanding of the talisman, after drawing the talisman, this talisman will turn red by itself." ”

"Don't talk about these useless things, what about the palm thunder you used that day, teach me quickly." I said.

"Don't learn to run without learning to walk, it's useless to tell you like this, I'll take you out at night to see and learn." Yan Beixun said.

The following day, no one had ever entered the Chinese medicine shop.

It is estimated that people rarely take Chinese medicine nowadays, and Yan Beixun spent the whole day on the second floor, lying on his Taishi chair, holding his mobile phone to connect to the Internet, and watching movies.

It was getting dark, and soon it was seven o'clock in the evening, and the number of pedestrians on the pedestrian street outside increased.

There was a sound of footsteps on the second floor, Yan Beixun was wearing a suit and carrying a black bag, he threw the bag to me when he came down, and said, "Take it, follow me." ”

I got on my bag and followed him and closed the door of the Chinese medicine shop.

I walked to the parking lot with him, and Yan Beixun said to me while driving, "It's up to your luck this time." ”

"What do you mean?" I asked curiously.

"Go to the crematorium." Yan Beixun grinned: "If you're lucky, you might be able to meet the Wandering Soul Wild Ghost." ”

"Actually, the way the demon kills people is very simple." Yan Beixun said while driving: "Evil ghosts kill people, most of them rely on the psychology of ordinary people who are afraid of ghosts, and then scare people to death, and there are many more ways to kill ghosts, but it is difficult to encounter ghosts, so I won't mention it first." ”

"Your first step now is to completely overcome your fear of ghosts." Yan Beixun said: "As long as you are not afraid, even if you are an ordinary person, most evil ghosts will not be able to do anything about you." ”

As he spoke, the car had already driven into Nanping Nanshan.

There is a large crematorium on the back hill of Namsan Mountain, and this crematorium is built halfway up the mountainside.

Although it was already night, there were still many dead cars transporting corpses into the crematorium.

After Yan Beixun led me to the parking lot of the crematorium, I also had some heart palpitations.

At night, the crematorium gives people a swishing feeling.

"When you see a ghost, you go to say hello, most of them are lonely ghosts, or they are waiting to be reincarnated here, there will be no resentment, and they will not hurt you." After Yan Beixun finished speaking, he squatted on the ground with a cigarette in his mouth.

"You're not coming with me?" I turned my head to look at Yanbei who was squatting next to the car and asked.

"Hey, big brother, I brought you here to train you, I'm with you, you're still afraid of a fart, hurry up, run back if there's any situation, I'll protect you." Yan Beixun waved his hand and said.

Hearing Yan Beixun say this, I took a deep breath and wandered around inside.

This crematorium is quite large, and the decoration style inside is somewhat antique.

I had only been walking for two minutes when I saw a woman in a white dress standing in a gazebo with a pale face.

, buddy, I'm lucky enough, I met a ghost so lightly, and she's a pretty girl.

I thought about what Yan Beixun told me, such ghosts generally don't attack me, right?

Thinking about it, I walked up to the ghost and asked, "Beauty, how did you die?" It's a pity to die so early so beautifully, right? ”

"Huh?" The ghost turned its head to look at it, its eyes full of doubt.

When I got closer, I found that this woman looked like a movie star, so I took a breath and said, "Beauty, is it wrongfully killed, I know a ......"

Before I could finish speaking, I suddenly felt a pain in my right cheek.

Then I was whipped by one of the woman's ears and hit a stone pillar next to me.

Yan Beixun! Bastard, such a fierce ghost, according to my experience over the years, at least it is a terrible ghost, and he is embarrassed to say that it is not dangerous?

"You're a fucking ghost, where does the old lady look like a ghost?" The woman opened her mouth and scolded me.

When I heard this, I was stunned, this woman is a person?