Chapter 8: Grimace
Living people want to see ghosts, the Yin and Yang family said that they should use willow leaf water, or cow tears, but I don't know what Buddhism is like. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The slut asked me if I wanted to see the ghost's true body, and I nodded.
"Xiao Yuanzi, after you see a ghost, don't make a noise, and don't tell anyone about any situation you see, otherwise, the ghost spirit and bad luck will be transferred to the listener."
I nodded again.
"Okay, as far as our Buddhists are concerned, if you want to see these things, you must open the eyes of heaven, and I will only open the eyes of heaven, and the master will open the eyes of wisdom, but for you, the eyes of heaven are enough."
When I heard this, I was very angry, why did I say that I only need to open the eyes of heaven, just when I was about to defend it, the slut said a very cheap sentence, "Since the Buddha wants to open the eye of heaven for you, then you must collect a certain amount of money, money and gods through ghosts, naturally also through the Buddha, friendship price, charge you two thousand." ”
I've been flattering and calling Brother Brother Brother, I didn't expect this guy to take my money, so I was so excited that I was angry and scolded, "Lu slut, you are really a fucking slut, you actually asked for money from the master!" ”
"Oh, if you want money for three melons and two dates, you're in a hurry, that's okay, don't look at it", the slut looked dispensable.
The problem is that my curiosity is too strong, and I can't imagine that Lu Slut will eat me, "Brother Luo, don't be like this, you also know, I can give you anything except money and daughter-in-law!" ”
"Oh, really, what are you going to do with it?"
I said with the eyes that all men understand, "Brother Fu, in my mobile phone, there is an 8G memory card, which contains island countries, black cranes, and old rice, rich in resources, absolutely delicious." This is the fruit of my hard-working brother Yu'er with a holiday, each of which is a classic, you see? ”
As soon as I finished speaking, I didn't expect the slut to grab the mobile phone, click on it casually, and after reading it for more than ten seconds, he said to me, "The sage said, I will open the eyes of heaven for you, but after you go back during the winter vacation this year, I will go to your uncle's house for a few days to exchange human secrets with goldfish, and when the time comes, I will have three meals a day, eating, drinking and having fun, you have it!" ”
As soon as I heard about three meals a day, it was no problem, but eating, drinking, and having fun, I was worried, but when I thought about it, I had even seen the ghost baby and the ghost king and the ghost, and now if I didn't look at the smiling ghost and satisfy my curiosity, it was estimated that I couldn't sleep for a few nights, in order to leave some room for regret, I patted my chest and said, "Brother Yang, don't worry, I promise to spend the last penny on you." "I added in my heart, the last penny on my body is spent, then you can't blame me.
When Lu Slut heard this, he nodded, but the resources in the mobile phone, the ecstatic moan, were not turned off. Nurse Xiao Wang came out with eight eggs, her face was flushed, and my heart was beating faster when I saw it.
After putting the egg on the seat, Nurse Xiao Wang glanced at the mobile phone video and scolded me and Lu Slut, "Dead hooligan, it's shameless!" ”
Although Lu Slut and I were slutty, we were peeped at this time, and our faces were also red, but when the eggs came, it was also excellent to eat some cushions for the stomach.
Of the eight eggs, I ate three, and the remaining five went to the slut's stomach. After there were no eggs, the slut took out a blue paint stick from the cloth bag and said to me, "Our Buddhists have a magical power called Tianyantong, and Tianyantong can only be regarded as the foundation. Because the eye of heaven can only see, seeing does not necessarily understand, just like seeing a thing, only knowing what it looks like, it is square, pointed, and black, and can only make a description of the appearance, but cannot define it. Now the Buddha and I are going to borrow the magic power from King Ming and open the Tianmu Acupoint for you, just a few minutes, you can bear with it. As he spoke, he drew with a paint stick on the center of my eyebrows, and said in his mouth, "Left and right, the sun and the moon are divided; The five kings of Ming, hollow and open, the eyes of the sky are open! ”
Lu Slut's open-heaven eye spell was like Hong Zhong Da Lu, which shook my eyebrows, and I jumped suddenly, and after almost half a minute, suddenly there was a "buzz" in my head, and the world in front of me was different all of a sudden.
Looking closely, on the pond in front of it, a young man in a gray uniform, combing his hair in the limelight, like a college student in the eighties, except that it lowered its head and could not see its face.
"Xiao Yuanzi, pay attention, the smiling ghost of the seven pieces of ghost fire, when it looks at you, you must be prepared!"
As soon as I heard the slut say this, I just nodded absently.
After watching it for two or three minutes, the smiling ghost still didn't look up, but the temperature around him suddenly seemed to drop a lot.
"Attention, you hurry up and recite the Buddhist scriptures, you can do anything, even the Great Compassion Mantra." Lu Slut reminded me, and I immediately recited the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra silently, and my heart was also nervous.
At the moment when this smiling ghost raised its head, I suddenly felt a cold current pass through my heart, like an electric shock, and I was more panicked than the ghost baby and ghost king I saw.
Maybe it's because of the opening of the eyes of the sky, Lu Slut and I looked at this ghost's gaze, and it was sensed by it at once.
When the smiling ghost raised his head, I saw its pale face, even its lips were white, but it was full of smiles, but that smile seemed to be a feeling of returning to the light after great sorrow, and dying soon.
The problem is that as long as someone sees this kind of smile, there will be a sense of regret that there is no love in life and no sorrow in death.
The pond at night was dark and dimly lit, and the reason why I saw everything on the face of this smiling ghost was probably the reason for the opening of the eyes of the sky!
After the smiling ghost glanced at me and Lu Slut, he slowly sank to the bottom of the water.
After a while, after the ripples on the water surface disappeared, I came back to my senses, and Lu Slut didn't know where he felt out two cigarettes and handed me one. With the smell of tobacco smoke, I was relieved from the sight of the smiling ghost.
A cigarette had not yet been smoked, and the sound of chickens outside had already been heard. After we had eaten the eggs by two, we poured two more glasses of warm water.
After eating a full meal, the time is approaching dawn, this will be the most sleepy time for people, and inevitably, Lu Slut and I are groggy in the chair.
When I woke up in the morning with a sore back and neck, Dr. Li from this clinic said to us, if you come over again tonight, I will prescribe some Chinese medicine for this young man (referring to the landing slut) to strengthen the foundation and cultivate the yuan, otherwise he will fall into the root of the disease in the future.
Lu slut and I nodded, and after saying thank you to the doctor, we hurried back to the dormitory, washed up, didn't even go to class, and slept with him.
I was woken up by the sound of the door opening at noon, it turned out that after school, the five roommates in the dormitory all said to eat together, I remembered that there was no money in my pocket, so I declined, saying that I had too much oil and water yesterday, and I didn't eat at noon, and I controlled the oil!
"Alas, none of the five beasts invited me to dinner, and all I was left with was the sound of the door shutting heavily." I cursed inwardly.
I immediately called Lu Slut, "Brother Yang, all the money on my little brother has been paid for your medical expenses, and not a penny is gone, and there is no lunch today, you see?" ”
"Okay, I'm under your dormitory, hurry down, let's eat together!"
I swear, I'm really hungry, three eggs, plus two glasses of water, not the top, when I rushed downstairs, Lu Slut didn't know where he got a motorcycle, and was sitting on a motorcycle waiting for me!
All the way to a three-star hotel, ordered a table of dishes, the question is only the two of us, when is the end of the meal!
A table of dishes, Lu Slut and I directly ate expensive, and in the end I couldn't eat it anymore, so I packed it all, and then when I checked out, I found that it cost more than 3,000.
When I sat on the motorcycle and wanted to open my mouth to borrow some living expenses from Lu Slut, I couldn't open my mouth, after all, I ate him and drank him just now, and now I borrowed money from him, so I couldn't open my mouth.
When passing by the ATM, Lu Slut stopped the motorcycle and took 5,000 yuan directly, as if he had a heart, and stuffed 5,000 yuan into my trouser pocket, and I didn't refuse.
In the afternoon, I had a pre-Qin literature class, and after it was over, I directly greeted the five birds and beasts in the dormitory and went to a good food stall for a meal.
When night fell, I accompanied Brother Yang to the clinic to boil Chinese medicine, this time the Chinese medicine, according to Dr. Li, should be drunk three times in six hours, because there is a taste of medicinal herbs in it, exposed to the air, can not exceed six hours, otherwise the efficacy of the medicine will be discounted.