Chapter 9 The Guy Who Sells Kebabs Has No Head?
The fat man hadn't noticed the situation here yet, and the little ghost's bruised grimace was still so cute in his eyes. The Leng family was rarely aware of the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info and he asked Qingqing: "Why do I think it was these children last year, why is it still this year?" ”
"It's normal, how many children can there be in the village."
"I mean, they were that old last year?"
Wu Ming and his entourage were introduced into the hotel, the hotel was deserted, and there was a gust of wind in the corridor, which always carried the pungent smell of dead cats and dead dogs. The two old men with incomplete teeth arranged a room, and without even saying hello, they ran faster than rabbits on crutches, and disappeared.
Until this moment, Wu Ming didn't understand how his life was out of touch with society. Not long ago, he was still sitting in the office and pretending to be elegant, obviously unable to leave an inch, but he still had to make himself a cup of tea, using a fresh style of painting to cover up the fact that he got up earlier than a chicken, was more tired than a cow, and ate worse than a pig.
At that time, Wu Ming hated his job very much, how could there be such a job in this world. Well, changed. Life is subverted, the rich second generation is chasing the ass and begging for things, and even the master-servant treaty has been signed, if this is not the pinnacle of life, then this life is really worth looking forward to.
Before this coolness passed, I encountered this kind of evil ghost, and I didn't even have a chance to fight monsters to upgrade, and I came up to face this kind of evil ghost who was angry and killed everyone in a village. Not to mention evil ghosts, about ghost hunting, Wu Ming has no bottom in his heart, not even the most basic.
At this moment, Wu Ming heard the sound of selling skewers from the hotel. Wu Ming secretly screamed, suffered. Fat people love to eat skewers the most, especially in an unfamiliar environment, and like to eat a series of medium-rare gall.
It's dusk now, and there is not even a light outside, this family slammed the door and said in the past, and when it gets dark, the lights are on, and the ten houses don't light the door, it's okay, the society is difficult. But there is no one in a village who lights up, which is unreasonable. What's more, when I came in just now, there wasn't even a single pedestrian on the street, and the barbecue seller was selling to whom.
Definitely not.
Wu Ming pushed the door and ran out, and a hotel waitress squatted in the corner crying, the clothes on her body turned into shreds, reflecting each other with the snow-white skin, looming.
There is a weak waiter in the hotel who was abused by someone, and the delicate and pitiful appearance is to enhance the superiority of men. However, Wu Ming ran directly past this weak and merciful waiter. Wu Ming muttered in his mouth: "Once the spring goes to the old red, the flowers fall and the people die without knowing it." ”
The weak waitress was dumbfounded, stared at Wu Ming, and suddenly roared: "What are you talking about?" Are bullies uneducated? The waitress female ghost was in full rage, her neck to the base of her thigh had a deep claw mark visible of bone, the flesh turned over, ran a few steps, the speed became faster and faster, due to the strong leaning forward, the palm of the hand began to touch the ground, and then used all fours like a cheetah.
Wu Ming glanced back, he was very scared, the zombies on the TV were all limping, even the Chinese version of the Qing Dynasty zombies were jumping, what was going on with this guy who violated the laws of nature? In Wu Ming's eyes, the appearance of zombies is a normal natural law, zombies run fast, even if they are scared, they have to complain.
The zombie was so fast that when it turned the corner, it rushed to the wall and ran against the laws of physics. Wu Ming turned his head and ran quickly, but the female ghost was getting closer and closer to him, and finally the distance was enough, and she threw herself at Wu Ming with all her limbs.
"Boom!"
Momo rushed out and pressed the female ghost against the wall. The female ghost roared and struggled, sticking out her neck, baring her hideous teeth, but unfortunately she could not break free from the wall to bind him.
"You go to find the fat man, and I'll go to save the young master of the Leng family and his housekeeper. Remember, transmogrification is the basic skill of ghosts, in fact, they have long since turned into rotting corpses, and you can see their true body by rubbing your eyes with willow leaves. ”
Mo Mo said, stuffing a willow leaf into Wu Ming's hand, she still had a few in her hand, which were for Leng Shao and Qingqing, but Wu Ming pointed to those willow leaves and said, "I want the big one." ”
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When Wu Ming ran outside, there was no one, and the whole village was quiet.
At this time, an old voice came out of the alley, and it was particularly loud in the silence: "Ancestral secret method." A big meat skewer, eat a skewer, live a long life, and eliminate all diseases. ”
Wu Ming hurriedly followed the sound in the direction of the alley, but after walking a secluded path, he only heard the sound, but he couldn't see the old man who was selling.
As he was pondering, he saw an old man, staggering and pushing a car, walking past the top of the alley. Wu Ming hurriedly took out the willow leaf and rubbed it on his eyelids a few times, it was quite painful.
In this way, whether it is a person or a ghost, you must be able to see it clearly, Wu Ming thought about rushing to the alley, and saw a back again, and the old voice came: "Ancestral secret method, big meat skewers, eat a string, live a long life, and eliminate all diseases." ”
There was a turn in the alley in front of him, and Wu Ming spread his legs and chased after him, thinking, this time I can know if you are a human or a ghost? As a result, when I rushed to the corner, there was not even a shadow in the alley.
"Ancestral secret method, big meat skewers, eat a bunch, live a long life, and eliminate all diseases."
The shouting sounded again from the place where he had just run over. Wu Ming hurriedly ran back again, and when he saw that the person who bought the meat skewers was walking towards him, Wu Ming sighed in his heart.
The skewer seller was pushing a cart with a slightly hunched body, but he was ...... He, he doesn't have a head, no, it shouldn't be said that, his head is hanging on the handlebars, his pale face is chaotic, and his two white eyes are staring at Wu Ming, and the corners of his mouth are upturned.
If it was usual, Wu Ming would have turned around and ran away, but this time he couldn't run, because on the trolley, the fat man was curled up on the cart.
Wu Ming searched around, saw that there was a broken shovel next to him, and picked it up. The palms of his hands were a little sweaty, and Momo had said that fighting with the neighbor's earth dog was not a fight, so this was his first time fighting.
He rushed over with the handle of the shovel, and the head of the man hanging from the handlebar showed a disdainful smile. An ordinary person who dares to argue with ghosts, such a guy who doesn't know the depths should be made into meat skewers and eaten.
Wu Ming shouted loudly to cheer himself up, the shovel handle in his hand was waved out almost with his eyes closed, and then he was easily grabbed by the headless ghost, Wu Ming pulled it back hard, but the shovel did not move at all.
The head of the person hanging on the handlebar showed a disdainful smile, Wu Ming was really weak.
"Laugh off, get out!"
Wu Ming's distance, he could kick this person's head by raising his leg, so he kicked it unceremoniously, and his head flew up like a leather ball and crossed the wall.
Then a wonderful thing happened, the body let go of the shovel handle, and panicked to find its head, but Duang hit the wall with a bang, and the man flipped on his back, stood up and ran again, Duang, Duang, Duang.
Wu Ming didn't care about laughing, and hurriedly used tricks on the fat man, pulling sideburns, pinching people's middle, and pinching his nose.
"These trivial things have ruined my tall and mighty image."
"Don't pretend to be forced, run!"
Wu Ming shouted, ran away, and two more broken guys rushed out of the alley, stumbling towards Wu Ming and the fat man.