Chapter Seventy-Seven: This Country Is Defended by Maniacs?!
Chapter Seventy-Seven: This Country Is Defended by Maniacs?
In the suburbs of Shanghai, the "Red International Leprosy Hospital" sells dog meat on the head of a sheep
Although the hospital sign is hung, there has never been a single patient in this place, but a group of strange people are entrenched.
Sitting on the sand in the corner of the office, Wang Qiu habitually pinched his chin with his right hand, squinting his eyes at this so-called secret base of the Stranger.
In detail, every part of this room is normal, but when put together, it looks so convulsive......
First of all, in the leadership position with the back to the window and the doorway, where the best lighting is also the best, there is a modern steel tube and glass plate structure writing desk, and behind it is a magnificent-looking black leather backrest swivel chair, plus a beautiful celadon vase.
Although this seat looks like the majesty of a boss or leader, the candy boxes, bagged potato chips and cakes and desserts that fill the entire desk, as well as all kinds of magical girl comics and figurines, completely ruin this majesty.
Even the large celadon vase behind her is not filled with flowers or fake flowers, but many ornate wands, plastic swords and small parasols, which are necessary accessories for co8Lay's various magical girls, such as the famous "Heart of the Rising Sun", "Thunder Battle Axe", "Sword of Victory of the Oath", etc., and even includes a pink chainsaw that I don't know if it's real or not...... Well, it seems...... Look...... It should be fake!
Wang Qiu's mother, who is now in her forties, but it seems that Ms. Wang Meiling, who has not yet graduated from secondary school and second disease, is wearing a casual dress, sitting behind this messy desk, leisurely wearing rabbit-shaped headphones, looking at a laptop, and glancing at the picture from a distance, it seems that a certain TV series that has been popular recently is being played - hey, as a leader, he just took the lead in not doing his job during work hours, is it still like words?
On the right side of the room, is Ma Tong's desk, well, to be exact, a computer desk. But whether it's a computer host, a screen, a speaker, a mouse, a headset or even a keyboard, all of them are adorned with cute headstickers and shiny trinkets like a Christmas tree. On the small bookshelf next to the computer host, there are also a series of "Sunrise Son of Heaven", "And Dad kI6", "Basic Travel Department", "Start Being a Demon King Today" and so on, which are enough to ⊥ normal boys to see the blind dog's eyes, as well as "The Virgin is on it", "The Girl Falls in Love with My Sister" and other lily masterpieces......
At this moment, Senior Sister Ma Tong is playing a certain female love game on the computer, looking at the beautiful young and middle-aged women on the screen with full attention...... From time to time, a lewd smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Hey, this place doesn't look like a secret base, or even a serious office, but it's more similar to the activity room of a college animation club, and it's the kind of rotten woman with a strong atmosphere...... In addition, Senior Sister Ma Tong, this office computer decorated by you with a girlish atmosphere is not your thing, but belongs to Comrade Guo Yi, whom he has not met so far. I hope I haven't deleted the office text he stored in the hard drive
Wang Qiu rubbed his temples, sighed deeply, looked back at the left side of the office, and allocated it to the desk he had set to - this desk was finally a little more normal, to be exact, there was no stationery or literature on the table. Only the Romanian silver twins, Hansel and Gretel, sat on opposite sides of the table, and on the table in the middle was a chess board, with two little loli holding chess pieces and engrossed in ...... Lying on the desk lazily taking a nap, drooling in a daze, and having a very cute dream.
"Meow, there are so many marshmallows, I can't eat them anymore......"
――No way.,Children are very sleepy.,Even if it's a shake-m pet Lori who has been raised as a meat x device since childhood......
Turning your gaze a little more, you can see that on the balcony outside the window, Shizuka Jukawa and Minami Rika, a pair of lily friends, have set up two beach chairs, and then lie on them naked and frankly, bathed in the still extremely hot sunshine in the early autumn of Shanghai, without worrying about being spied on - this place is deserted, surrounded by high walls, and there is only Wang Qiu, a little man who has already "snapped" with them, in the whole building... After getting Ms. Wang Meiling's permission, they can be more open than in Wang Qiu's house, and they can be naked to their heart's content
In short, such a brain-opening and wonderful combination appeared in the office of a state unit at the same time, and there were so many points of complaint that could be derived from it, which made Comrade Wang Qiu's ability to focus on complaining for 20 years feel that his strength was not enough, and he could only keep silent...... As a result, the office was filled with a quiet atmosphere in the afternoon, with only the small snoring and clicking keyboard clicks still faintly recognizable.
In such a drowsy tranquility, Wang Qiu barely held on for a while, and finally couldn't help but speak before dozing off.
“…… I said, Mom, you're really laid-back here, why haven't you seen what you do from morning till night? ”
“…… For a department like ours, no work is a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people, dear son, do you want our country to have natural disasters and demons run rampant? Or are you in a hurry to travel to the next world and save those who are reincarnated? ”
Wang Meiling continued to watch the TV series played on the computer, and replied without raising her head, just took off the headphones.
“…… Well, it's better to wait. Doraemon has been lazy since paying off his debts, and he seems to be a little procrastinating and reluctant to take on new adventures, and without this powerful reinforcement, I always feel very drummed in my heart, and I don't know which world to choose......"
Wang Qiu scratched his head and said with a sad face, "...... Those worlds that seem more dangerous, without Doraemon by my side, I really don't dare to break into them, and those safer worlds, it seems that there is no need to be too anxious, anyway, the newcomers trapped in it should not be able to die for a while, maybe they are still living comfortably, such as picking up a princely identity, enjoying three wives and four concubines or something......"
“…… Isn't this the end of the day, and it would be nice to be free for a few days? Wang Meiling pursed her lips, "...... Besides, your mother hasn't had any work in the past few days, didn't she buy a lot of magical props from Doraemon, and then select samples and hand them over to the state? ”
“…… Yes, you bought a full 2,000 [Bamboo Dragonflies], 800 [Air Cannons], 100 bottles of [Sound Coagulant], 40 sets of [Mini Home Satellite Combo], 10 [Automatic Medical Kits], 5 [Strip Submarines], 5 [Space Lifeboats], and boxes of headlights, [Shrinking Lights], Poyi Konjac Jelly], [Time Wrapper], [Changing Cameras], [Replica Mirrors], ...... When I paid the bill, I spent a total of 800 million yen, not to mention the little money allocated above, and even the little private money that your son and I had saved so hard from birth and death were about to be spent, but even if we bought more, we can't use it in our world."
Wang Qiu spread his hands with a bitter face - Doraemon's magical props are indeed very good and powerful, but almost all of them use a thing called "full metal" in the Doraemon world. However, although this kind of "full metal" can be used normally in the world of Doraemon and the other world connected by the Book of Travel, it has stopped working on the "main plane" where Wang Qiu lives, and the result is that the magical props have become waste and appearance here.
“…… I can't say the same, at least after I read this book in Arabic at Nobi's house, I still have this skill after returning to this world. Wang Meiling retorted disappreciatively, and at the same time paused the TV series playing on the computer and replaced it with another online video, "...... When I watched these videos before, I could only guess the meaning, but now I can understand them......"
Wang Qiu leaned over with some curiosity to take a look, and now the background of this video is a desolate desert, a masked soldier in camouflage uniform, armed with an Arab scimitar, is beheading a hostage in an orange prison uniform, and next to him is a masked man in a black robe holding a beautiful scripture, fiercely shouting slogans such as "Holy War", "The True God is Greatest", and "All Pagans Should Go to Hellfire......
Wang Qiu said that he couldn't comment on his mother's bad taste at all, so he had to sigh, sit back on the sand, and flip through the learning materials of the new unit - in fact, it was a notebook copied by Ms. Wang Meiling, but unfortunately the handwriting was really sloppy, and even Wang Qiu, who was a son, was very difficult to watch. However, some of the cases recorded in it are quite interesting, such as the punishment of a living Buddha in Tibetan areas who was reincarnated without the approval of the relevant authorities, and the sending of people to escort the newly born reincarnated spirit child to the religious administration department to go through the formalities and accept the punishment of fines and demotion.
In addition to these cases, according to the descriptions in the notebook, the locations of domestic paranormal organizations such as the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column are usually hung with signs of psychiatric hospitals and leprosy hospitals. Logistics support staff with no special abilities, disguised as doctors and nurses in the records; The front-line combat personnel with special abilities hide their eyes and ears as patients...... Of course, for the sake of concealment, concealment of secrecy, and to avoid influencing the masses, it is indeed understandable to use such a disguise for the organs of the supernatural—anyone with a normal IQ will generally avoid leprosy avoidance. And no matter what strange sounds come out of the mental hospital, it will not arouse the doubts of others. But the problem is, in this way......
“…… From the point of view of organizational establishment, the combat effectiveness of China's abnormal organizations is mainly composed of non-establishment personnel such as temporary urban management workers. Judging from the distribution of the map, a considerable part of the strongholds of the alien organizations that are truly effective in China are stored in the form of psychiatric hospitals and leprosy hospitals. In other words, in the eyes of outsiders, the paranormal front of our country is a group of madmen and lepers? Alas, my mind is going to be confused, when the national security has to be defended by a group of madmen and lepers, what kind of heartbroken face will it be" Wang Qiu was a little crazy.
“…… You're so superficial, son, it's just a cover for you, and it's not really a leper or a madman...... Well, there are indeed some people with special abilities who always seem to be chattering, but after all, they are not really crazy" Wang Meiling pursed her lips disapprerovingly, "...... Speaking of which, there are really people in the United States who are planning to rely on prisoners to achieve 're-industrialization', isn't that even more undisciplined? ”
Wang Qiu couldn't help but be silent again for a while: in view of the excessive financial development of the United States in recent years, the hollowing out of the economy, the high level of national consumption, and the excessively high price of labor, the strict development of domestic industry has affected the recovery and development of domestic industry. In this regard, a few scholars who lack discipline have put forward such a unconscionable solution, which can be called a 21st century replica of "sheep eating people": because the wages of workers are too high, can the low-value-added industries that have moved overseas not be able to move back? Then, as long as the strong labor force is charged and put in prison, there is no need to pay wages, the labor cost can be reduced to the limit, and with a certain amount of tariff protection, the domestic manufacturing industry in the United States can compete with the Chinese manufacturing industry.
Thus, by this time, the U.S. government has put 2.5 million citizens in prison and put more than 6 million people under "corrective supervision" forced community labor, residential surveillance, etc.), which can not only eliminate the factors of social instability, but also provide enough cheap labor for the capitalists, but the number seems to be insufficient...... I don't know if the aliens on the American side are using the name of "prison factory" to cover up?
If this is really the case, the "mental hospitals" and "leprosy hospitals" in China will be half a catty...... Just when he was thinking so crankily, Wang Meiling had already finished watching the TV series, looked back at the sun setting in the west, and stretched out with a comfortable face:
“…… Okay, it's almost time to get off work and go to dinner, today we drive to the city to eat Pizza Hut and finally see if there is any new news on the intranet...... Well, in a place on the outskirts of Vladivostok (Vladivostok) in Russia, there are hundreds of our veterans and thousands of members of society who are in an irregular gathering? Suspected of organized crime, cult or activity? This is a matter in the Northeast, and we can't get involved......"
“…… Read on...... There is also an announcement that is a private matter of the employee, an old comrade who is about to retire because of the death of his wife, in order to avoid seeing the injury, wants to transfer the pet dog raised by the wife before his death...... A small flower dog plus half a year's dog food, son, are you either? ”
“…… Yes, yes, yes, but can you cook it first? Don't add dog food, let's have a pack of condiments," Ma Tong turned his head and replied happily.
“…… Oh--Senior Sister Ma Tong, don't jump out and sell stupidity at this time, let's play your rotten girl game with peace of mind......"
Wang Qiu rolled his eyes helplessly at Senior Sister Ma Tong, who once again jumped out to sell stupidity and cuteness - since this incredible adventure this summer, this seems to have become his habitual action," ...... By the way, is that senior Guo Yi still on a business trip? When will you be back? ”
“…… Yes...... Guo Yi, this kid, is actually lucky this year, and he seems to have really found out something in Guangdong and Hainan Island, which seems to be involved in an arms smuggling case, and has also been contacted by Interpol...... Maybe I can really get a promotion because of my merits."
Wang Meiling replied, and patted Wang Qiu's shoulder at the same time, "...... Son, maybe you will have to take his post in the future."
The corners of Wang Qiu's mouth twitched, and he suddenly realized that he didn't know what to say......
However, before he knew it, a series of earth-shattering and huge changes had actually descended on the land of Shenzhou.
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E: Recently, I read a novel about being a prince in the Spring and Autumn Period, the writing is average, and the thinking is also very vulgar, that is, climbing the science and technology tree to explode troops and mines and sing about conquest, but there is a small problem, the name of the protagonist's country is "Hu State", so there is a very funny situation: the protagonist is full of ambition to plan how to unify the Central Plains, and then he is stunned to think that if he succeeds, there will be no Han people in the future, and the whole world will be Hu people......
In addition, after crossing the late Ming Dynasty, the scene where Political Commissar Guo wore a Zhongshan suit and ran to Ziming Tower to teach his son Guo Yi a lesson must be quite interesting.
Also, many readers may not have read the beginning of the original version of "Stealing Ming", here is an explanation, Huangshi Huang Dashuai is actually a member of the 500 people in Lingao, but when he crossed over, he had a business trip and fell in Liaodong ten years ago (at that time, the proposals and ideas of "Lingao Qiming" were collectively discussed on the forum for too long, but the real pen was relatively late, but "Stealing Ming" was written one step ahead), so he achieved a great cause alone.
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