Chapter 180: This Year China Produces Emperors (6)

Haizhou, Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King Village

Since the establishment of Huameng and the completion of the integration of the world's major crossing groups, the strategic position of the small island of Huaguoshan has plummeted, and it has completely lost the value of building a garrison. The intelligence gathering work in the Lianghuai region has also been handed over to more professional people.

So for more than two years, the owner of Lu Wenyuan, who was extremely bored all day long, had to focus on how to decorate this monkey king village, so that the manor was full of murals and statues of Sun Wukong and other monkeys, and even the pillars were painted gold and red with golden hoop sticks.

At this time, Wang Qiu was sitting under a mural of "Monkey King Three Fights White Bone Spirit", looking impatiently at the closed door opposite.

“…… It's been more than two hours! Why hasn't it come out yet? What is Senior Sister Ma Tong going to dress up that Lori Empress? ”

After learning that the relevant departments were going to canonize a thirteen-year-old Lori as the emperor in Huaguo Mountain, Miss Ma Tong, who has always liked to be funny, was immediately excited, and immediately volunteered with great interest to handle the planning of the entire ceremony.

And the above felt that such a small thing seemed insignificant, so they agreed indifferently.

Wang Qiu waited outside the door for a while, and vaguely heard the sound of crying, struggling, tearing clothes and colliding hard objects from inside, until three poles in the morning, Ma Tong pushed the thirteen-year-old Wenxiang Sect "Holy Aunt" with a wicked smile on his face, Xu Xin'er, who was about to be called the emperor, and walked out.

“…… Boom! Our little queen is dressed up! Look at it, it's really cute! ”

Wang Qiu looked at it fixedly, and saw that Xu Xin'er's appearance had not changed much compared to before, but for some reason, her face was a little red, and the corners of her eyes were a little moist. And her outfit is even more ...... Isn't this the legendary phoenix-winged purple and gold crown, chain gold armor and lotus silk walking clouds? Not to mention that under the mini chain gold armor made of plastic, there is also a fluffy fur suit! At first glance, it looks like a small animal!

Of course, the kind that humans kept in the circus with whips and candy, often requiring them to step on a wheelbarrow and jump a fire ring......

“…… Hey, Senior Sister Ma Tong, such a set of Monkey King's outfits...... Did you really dress her up as the Monkey King? ”

“…… Alas, since we are working in Huaguo Mountain, of course we have to learn from Sun Wukong! ”

Ma Tong pursed his lips disapprenosingly and said, "...... What is this level of parody show? I haven't installed a tail for her yet! ”

“…… ...... install the tail? Is it to get a fake monkey tail and sew it on the back of her clothes? Wang Qiu asked with a wink.

“…… How could people use such low-level means? Of course, you have to take off your pants and fix them on your body! Simply put, it's inserted into the anus ......"

“…… That's enough! Stop it! ”

Wang Qiu hurriedly "brushed" the ground in an attempt to cut off her words, but still couldn't stop the chatter of the undisciplined senior sister, "...... Alas, the child's body is so delicate that if you can't expand patiently and slowly, I'm afraid it will cause lacerations and bleeding, so I have to give ......up in the end."

At the same time, Xu Xin'er's face became redder and redder, the mist accumulated in her eyes became thicker and thicker, and finally she cried "wow".

“…… Wow, big sister bullies...... Help ......"

As a cult saintess who often needs to be dressed up in all kinds of strange appearances and recite strange scriptures and dance gods in public, in terms of the level of women's morality in this era, the shame of Xu Xin'er, the "holy aunt" of the Smelling Fragrance Sect, is obviously relatively low. But Rao is so, for her, and even for the vast majority of children in modern times, such a thing as sticking a monkey's tail into her ass is still too terrible......

In short, after a while, Xu Xin'er, whose tears had not dried, was still pushed onto the sedan chair, and people hugged her to the enthronement ceremony venue in the Water Curtain Cave.

The so-called Water Curtain Cave was originally just an ordinary natural waterfall, but after being discovered by the extremely bored owner of Lu Wenyuan Island, he ordered someone to dig a cave behind the waterfall and put some stone tables and chairs. The field in front of the waterfall was bulldozed, a square was paved, and a stone monument with the words "Water Curtain Cave" was erected. Now, after a little renovation, it has become Xu Xin'er's enthronement celebration venue.

Although the ancients had a very complete set of degrees and procedures on how to worship the heavens and claim the emperor, modern people generally disdain these red tapes. Therefore, according to the planning of Senior Sister Ma Tong, the prelude to this emperor ceremony was a bunch of "two kicks" cannons roaring into the air, and then hundreds of firecrackers rang out at the same time, and the crackling noise was deafening for a while, and the scalp was numb. And the choking smell of gunpowder smoke makes people cough again and again. Next, there are lively lion and dragon dances, as well as jubilant waist drums and gongs, which are almost how noisy they come.

For such a warm scene like a wild dog scattering joy, the people who were born from the grassroots and did not have much traditional cultural literacy were very happy to see it, but the traversers who came to watch the ceremony shook their heads one by one:

“…… It's so noisy...... It's like a temple fair in the countryside, how can there be a little royal style? My head is going to blow up......"

“…… Originally, it was the grass platform team in the grass platform team, and it was enough to be able to make it into a rural temple fair! Do you still want to listen to a few great Confucians go up and recite the sacrificial texts of the four and six? Didn't you hear enough of the hypnotic sound of listening to the principal's speech at the school meeting? ”

“…… That's right, but ...... He was named emperor on Sun Wukong's Huaguo Mountain...... Hehe, this picture is curious just thinking about it! ”

“…… Hehe, that's right, this time it's really become a monkey invited to tease b...... Oh no, it's the emperor......"

As for a few old Confucian students who came from Haizhou City to see the excitement, they were so angry that they were almost overwhelmed when they saw such an ingenious alternative way of being the emperor, and they all looked up to the sky and shouted sadly, "Heaven is lost, Mu Monkey and crown ......" I have to admit that the above idioms are really used very appropriately.

However, the curses of the Confucian scholars were of no avail. The enthronement ceremony of Xu Xin'er, the "holy aunt" of the Wenxiang Sect, was still in accordance with the predetermined steps, accompanied by a noisy and noisy joyful atmosphere, and continued to be carried out enthusiastically in front of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave.

Then, the little empress Xu Xin'er trembled and was supported on the dragon chair, accepted the three bows and nine bows of the leaders of the Wenxiang Sect in Haizhou, and announced that the "Great Sage Kingdom" would be officially established from now on, and the capital would be temporarily set in Huaguo Mountain, Haizhou, to compete with the "Mahayana Kingdom" established by the Wenxiang Sect in Hebei......

At this point, another fresh and hot strange country was born on the land of China in this time and space.

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After Emperor Xu Xin's sons and daughters ascended the throne and the "Great Holy Kingdom" was established, the next step was to establish the imperial court and reward the ministers.

But the problem is that compared with any of the separatist forces that had already proclaimed themselves emperor at that time, Haizhou's "Great Holy Kingdom" was too weak, with a total territory of less than two counties, and even if you count the lowest minions, it is only four or five thousand soldiers and horses, which is only equivalent to a medium daimyo in Japan. Just a few people, and then make a bunch of national princes, princesses, and prime ministers, and make up a three provinces and six ministries, it feels really exaggerated.

Moreover, Xu Xin'er, who is now the empress, has been living in Huaguo Mountain for a long time, and except for a few maids and servants, there is no soldier by her side. As for the territory of Haizhou, it was divided by the six incense masters and protectors, and each of them had a group of subordinates, each based on the walled fort, and occupied the mountain as the king, and the strength was comparable. If the officials are sealed according to the system of the Ming Dynasty, I am afraid that just to compete for a high and low position, these six leaders will have to break their heads.

Faced with this problem, Miss Ma Tong flipped through "Journey to the West", and suddenly had a flash of inspiration and opened her mind...... Since the imperial court system is too complicated and not suitable for this small force in Haizhou, aren't we in Huaguo Mountain? You can completely follow the Monkey King's routine to divide the seals! ”

So, Huameng created a bunch of strangely shaped tokens in a cold sweat according to the description of "Journey to the West", and then rewarded the six leaders of the Wenxiang Sect in Haizhou with the names of the Pingtian Great Sage (the title of the Bull Demon King), the Great Sage of the Sea, the Great Sage of Chaotian, the Great Sage of Moving Mountains, the Great Sage of Ventilation, and the Great Sage of Exorcising the Gods, on an equal footing with each other, regardless of status (in "Journey to the West", after Sun Wukong won the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick from the East China Sea, he gathered in the mountains and forests of Huaguo Mountain, as if he had become a prince, and made friends with the demon kings of the Quartet, Worship with the six demons as the 'Seven Great Sages' and form an alliance against the Heavenly Court). As for Xu Xin's female emperor who lives in Huaguo Mountain, she naturally concurrently served and inherited the title of "Monkey King", the monkey king.

In order to highlight the characteristics of "Journey to the West" of Haizhou's "Great Holy Kingdom", Xu Xin'er, the empress, did not use a jade seal, but was issued a mini gold hoop stick the size of a rolling pin, one of which was engraved with a monkey head.

And Monkey King's reaction to this was "...... Wow, the family has really become a female monkey! I can't get married."

Of course, Empress Lori's crying, as before, was completely ignored by everyone.

Next, after drinking a few jars of rice wine and eating a seafood hot pot in a rowing fist, the freshly baked "great sages" carried all kinds of brain-opening "tokens" prepared by the traversers, such as the banana fan of the Bull Demon King and the nail rake of Zhu Bajie, drunkenly went down to Huaguo Mountain, returned to their old camp, and then rewarded their subordinates, and sealed a large number of cave owners, mountain owners, altar owners and village owners according to the system of "Journey to the West...... In this way, at the end of the Ming Dynasty, another group of Wenxiang Sect in the world, the "Great Holy Country" located in Haizhou, appeared on the bizarre historical stage.

However, in the eyes of the gentry and literati of the Ming Dynasty, this strange "Great Sage Kingdom", which was single-handedly supported by overseas vulgar thieves and established in accordance with the content of "Journey to the West", is a demonic and ghostly country, so it is generally derogatory to call it the "Great Demon Kingdom". There are even scholars with good deeds who have written revealing posts, and they have installed derogatory titles such as demon heads, demon heads, demon girls, and witches to the leaders of the "Great Holy Kingdom".

Especially when the news about the establishment of the "Great Holy Kingdom" passed through a few hands and was introduced to the inland provinces, under the false rumors, combined with the traditional folk stories of gods and monsters, many terrifying legends about the "Haizhou Demon Kingdom" have evolved, such as the demon head of the demon kingdom made drums with human skin, made magic weapons with human bones, and practiced various evil methods all day long in order to achieve immortality, for which a large number of people need to kill people and ingest souls to sacrifice to evil gods; And the demon girl of the demon country is to stay young forever, bathing with the blood of boys and girls every day, etc...... In short, it almost describes Haizhou as a lion and camel country dominated by demons in "Journey to the West". Even the behavior of the Haizhou Wenxiang Sect members in order to make profits and hug their thighs for a long time to help the traversers recruit immigrants has also become a clear proof that the demon heads of the "Demon Country" have captured people's blood sacrifices, and even attracted many gods who tried to "subdue demons and eliminate demons......