"Who's a hooligan?" Hearing her say this, I was not convinced.

"It's just you, don't look at others!" Xiao Rou said, pinching her waist and looking angry.

"What's wrong with me, you're a stinking rascal?" As I spoke, I pinched her little face, and was immediately glared at by the girl with her big eyes.

"Haha" When the two guys saw it, they immediately laughed, shook their heads and looked helpless, no one can do anything about such a little girl who doesn't suffer at all. After adjusting my appearance, I said to Xin'er, "Don't listen to Xiaorou's nonsense, I am indeed not a Taoist, but this has nothing to do with whether I am a hooligan or not, in fact, Jiu Ye has always wanted me to be his apprentice, but this is reluctant Xiaorou." ”

"Yo" Lan Xin'er heard this, and glanced at Xiao Rou very ambiguously, and then smacked her lips and made a very envious look, who knew that as soon as these words came out, she was immediately despised by Xiao Rou, "Cut and cut, don't make excuses for yourself, what's wrong with being a Taoist, it's not that a Taoist priest in Maoshan can't marry a daughter-in-law, Xiaopang, you say, what I said is right!" Xiao Rou said, looking at Xiao Chubby.

"Yes, it has to be." Xiaopang said, nodding vigorously, "The ninth master has married a daughter-in-law, what are you afraid of, this is obviously an excuse!" ”

"Eh, I say, can you kid do it?" Gritting his teeth and glaring at him, I felt ashamed of his demolition, Xiaopang saw this, touched his nose and reflected for a while, and then said to Xiaorou: "Sister-in-law, this is not right, Comrade Lu Li did this for your good." ”

"Why?" Xiao Rou was puzzled when she heard this.

"Well, do you know, Maoshan disciples, all have the bad luck of five evils and three deficiencies, and they have to swear a poisonous oath when they get started." Xiaopang said, sighed, Xiaorou heard this, and wondered even more, "Apprenticeship is apprenticeship, and you have to swear poison?" ”

"That's right. The ninth master said that those who are disciples in the apprenticeship ceremony must draw lots in front of the ancestors, and there are three plates on the ground with the words poor, lonely, and young. Poor, lonely, not wearing complete clothes, not keeping overnight money, buying a new dress has to burn a hole to wear, most of these people have a miserable life, you have to marry him to suffer. ”

"Yes." Nodding, I wasted no time in adding, "This is still good, the other two are even worse, if you choose to die alone, you can't have children, and you will punish the people around you, whether it is relatives, friends or parents of master and apprentice, as long as you stay together for a long time, you will be affected, such people, nine times out of ten, will be lonely and old!" After saying this, the two little girls were frightened.

"So, what about the one who chose the word "夭?" Biting the head of the chopsticks, Xiaorou asked.

"This is simple, the word 夭, in Chinese is the meaning of early death in the prime of life, and the life span of those who choose it is extremely short, and the most tenacious will not be able to pass the age of fifty." Shaking my head and sighing in regret, I said.

This time, Xiao Rou was speechless, blinking her big eyes and speechless.

"You don't want to do this in the future, it's too dangerous, or else, let's return to the agency as a reporter" looked at me a little resentfully, Xiaorou said again.

"I'm not going to do it" As soon as I heard this, I immediately refused, and I didn't do it because I was so tired to death for such a little salary. Jiu Ye's side, although dangerous, but the salary is high and not boring, more rest time than work, and you can also play in the mountains and rivers, even the occasional high-intensity work is what I like very much, this kind of work let me change I don't change!

"Let's change it, don't do it." Xiao Rou said, pouting and begging.

"Don't make trouble, what will I do to support you if I don't work." I smiled, I said.

"Oh, you're so dear," Xin'er said, smiling like a fox.

"That's it!" When Xiaopang heard this, he also looked disdainful.

"Go and get fat, if you coax me again, I'll break off your relationship!" Xiao Rou said, glared at Xiao Fat, and then pouted with her chin and said to Xin'er in an old-fashioned manner: "And you, little girl liar, if you do this again, the old man won't want you!" ”

"Okay, good, husband, spare your life~" Xin'er said, glancing at Xiao Rou very ambiguously, the shy answer made me suspect that this Nizi and Xiao Rou must have a leg, sure enough, Xiao Rou hooked her fingers when she saw this, and then the two little beauties kissed each other in the air

"I'm going!" There was a sideways look around, and Chubby and I covered our faces at the same time.

Now Xiao Nizi is too fierce to show affection in public, I really can't stand it, look at the skillful appearance of the pouting mouth, these two girls must have done a lot of work, oops, people can't compare, last time I kissed, almost made Xiaorou crippled, this is so tsk tsk

"Hee-hee envy!" Seeing this, Xin'er also held her scissor hand and made a victory gesture with me, although it was very playful, but it was extremely annoying.

"You two live together, I don't mind." Deliberately moved to the side, I said.

"Okay, that's what you said." Xin'er said, hooked her hand and instructed Xiaorou to go over, I thought that this Nizi would be a little reserved, but I didn't think that Xiaorou was really happy to squeeze over, and sat in Xin'er's arms in a grand manner!

I,! Twisting his eyebrows and making indignant eyes, my unhappiness is already obvious, but Xiaorou's guy has long been amused by me, and he twists his body and doesn't care at all

"Alas" slanted upwards forty-five degrees, with tears in my eyes, in front of these two little Nizi I suddenly felt that I was a little redundant, and I was depressed to think about, as a good socialist young man with both civil and military skills, I couldn't even compete with a woman, thinking of this, I really felt very painful, and instead of drinking with juice, I was very chubby and slammed the cup and drank it all.

"You see, he's jealous." Hugging Xiaorou, Xin'er said.

"Who cares about him, no one cares about the stinky rascal." Sticking out his tongue, Xia Rourou replied very ruthlessly and without conscience.

"Hmph" Hearing this, I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes and didn't want to explain, at this time, the mobile phone in my pocket immediately remembered, took it out, a text message.

Sender, China Mobile.

SMS reminder for overdue payments.

"Whose text message?" Xiao Rou saw it and came over.

"I don't know." I said, put the phone in my pocket, Xiaorou heard this, didn't believe it at all, looked at me with a small face, and suddenly stretched out her hand: "Let me see." ”

"Nope." Shaking my head, I decisively refused.