The fat man kept holding his stomach with both hands, and his expression seemed to be very anxious, and he stomped his feet in a hurry.

And the woman's face was indifferent, staring at him with crossed eyebrows, Xiao Chen and I listened carefully, and heard the woman say: Big brother, one hundred and two is really not expensive, and it is already cheap for you to give you this price, can you do it?

The kid held his stomach and turned in a circle, muttering back and forth in his mouth: I'm panicking, I'm panicking

And he can't even say this sentence clearly, I think eighty percent is a fool.

At this time, Xiao Chen lit a cigarette and was happy next to him: See, this kid is Brother Hai's own brother, didn't you expect it?

Li Shuhai's brother? How do you know? I asked.

Xiao Chen said: This kid's name is Li Shushan, he lives in a community with me, he is a fool, he usually lives with his mother, I guess the old lady must be asleep tonight, and this fool can't find a home by himself

After Xiao Chen finished speaking, I asked again: What do you mean, does he know where Li Shuhai is?

Hehe, what about me teasing you, they all say that he is a fool, how can he know?

Xiao Chen laughed again, pointed at the woman and said: This girl is also unlucky to meet such a goods, he can't go to the toilet, it is said that he used to go where to pull at home, and then because of this matter, the old lady played several times, this is a long memory, but when there is no one at home, he still doesn't know how to find a toilet, sometimes he runs out and walks around by himself when he is in a hurry, and everyone in our community knows, you see, it is estimated that he ran out by himself when he was suffocated today

I see.

After listening to Xiao Chen, I was a little discouraged, and finally had a clue about Li Shuhai, and it was broken again.

But then I had an idea, and I thought, he can't find his brother, his brother can't and can't find him, right? Thinking of this, I had a number in my mind, and walked over to the man and woman.

Xiao Chen also rode a battery car to chase after me and asked me: Xiao Chase, what do you want to do?

Don't ask, just watch the show with me.

As I spoke, I walked up to the man and woman, smiled and asked the woman, "Girl, what's wrong?"

Met with a nervous disorder.

The woman glanced at the fool, and said: What a fuck, look at the famous brands that this kid wears all over his body, I thought I had met a rich man, and he was a fool for half a day, and he didn't want to pay attention to him and he entangled me, chasing me and forcing himself to panic, but to give money in a panic! What's the matter, do you want to eat tofu for nothing? The old lady is mixed with this and still does charity?

I laughed.

Sister, don't be afraid, it's okay, leave it to me.

I patted my chest and said to the fool, "Dude, do you need help?"

I'm panicking! Said the fool.

Panicked? What kind of panic? Is it uncomfortable in the front or in the back? I asked again.

Back, Shen.

As soon as I heard it, I understood, and I really let Xiao Chen say it, this kid let the come out.

At this time, the fool said again: My mother said, you are not allowed to go anywhere, you have to find a public place to get outside

What is the public place? These words stunned me and Xiao Chen.

After thinking for a while, Xiao Chen suddenly realized, and was just about to say that he was stopped by me, and rushed to say to the fool: I know, you want to find a public place, right?

Fools are not smart in the first place, and they can't remember what the public is for a long time, so I nodded when I reminded them, yes, it's a public place!

Don't worry, I'll take you there.

After I finished speaking, I pulled the fool and walked forward, Xiao Chen was stunned, and it took a long time to understand, catch up with me and ask: What do you want to do, Xiao Chase? He is Brother Hai's own brother

Don't ask, I'll invite you to the play.

Xiao Chen followed me, I led the fool forward, walked an intersection and saw a movie theater in front of the door open, went in to see that a night horror movie was playing, I led the fool to the ticket hall, turned back to the fool and said: Dude, you have to buy tickets in public places, do you have any money?

Yes, there is money!

The fool didn't hesitate, he took out several red tickets from his pocket, and after I told him where to buy them, he ran over with his butt covered.

Can you call him stupid, he is still stupid and smart, after sneaking a glance at me in front of the counter, the fool secretly asked the female employee who sold tickets, sister, is this a public place?

I listened to the music in the back, heh, this kid is still afraid that I will lie to him.

But these words made the female employee stupid, thought for a while and nodded and said: Yes, public place.

Movie theaters aren't public places

The fool was relieved, and directly gave the money to ask for three tickets, and came back to give Xiao Chen and us one each, so he had to invite us.

Of course, Xiao Chen and I were not polite, so we followed up, and when we walked to the screening hall, the fool stared at the movie ticket in his hand and scolded as he walked: Why are they so stingy? Just give such a bit of paper, what should I do if I miss it?

I ignored his stubble and dragged him into the screening room.

There are really a lot of couples watching movies the night after, and the screening hall is almost full, and they are probably worried about scaring their girlfriends so much that they don't dare to go home to open a room.

We finally found our seats, and as soon as we sat down, the fool sighed, hey, mom is so big, and there is a big TV to watch.

He looked around while smirking, and suddenly lowered his voice and asked me: Brother, why are there so many women next to me? My mother said that it can't be convenient in front of women, it's not good.

Xiao Chen and I were both happy to bloom next to us, and as soon as we got into the energy, Xiao Chen interjected and said: Don't be afraid, buddy, you pull yours and they pull them, it's so dark that no one can see anyone, and they will leave after pulling, just don't touch others.

The fool was shy when he heard it, so he took off his pants and squatted down, and the people around him were watching the movie seriously, so naturally they didn't notice him, taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Chen and I quickly hid in the distance and hid secretly.

As a result, it didn't take a while, and I heard a burst of wolf smoke, the sound was terrifyingly loud, and I almost covered the movie lines, and looked over there through the light pillar of the projector, good guy, straight up the yellow smoke, Xiao Chen saw it and immediately sighed and said, I wiped the howitzer that my grandson ate at the previous meal, right?

The fool was squatting there surging, and then I saw the girl next to me who was holding a bucket of popcorn and eating a seabuck, and I jumped up from my seat with a bang, staring at the fool, and the whole person was stupid

Ouch I'll go! What the do you mean, buddy? Don't watch the movie if it's not good, and protest? Hey, Mom, you're quite avant-garde, huh?

The girl pinched her waist and scolded the street, and the entire screening hall immediately became chaotic, and everyone's eyes looked at the fool, and then the fool was also confused, scolding and saying: What are you looking at? Can you pull your own yourself? Pull your own!

The screening hall became more and more chaotic, and finally alarmed the security guards of the cinema, and when I came in, I saw that the fool was empty, and everything continued to be convenient, and I was so angry that I rushed over and beat the fool on the ground, and Xiao Chen and I hid in the crowd to watch the excitement.

As the saying goes, there is no impermeable wall, most of the people who watch movies here so late live nearby, and there are always fools who recognize them, plus Hai Ge is very famous in this area, and someone called to report the news after a while.

The security guards beat the fool for half an hour, and Li Shuhai finally came down with a group of men, and as soon as he entered the screening hall, he didn't say a word and beat the security guards, and scolded while beating Li Shuhai: Which bastard tricked my brother into going to the toilet here? Lao Tzu peeled your skin today!

He had a big jade plaque around his neck, Maitreya Buddha tattooed on his stomach, Guan Gong on his back, and a machete dangling in his hand.

Taking advantage of Li Shuhai's lack of attention, I snatched the knife in his hand and put it across his neck, Li Shuhai was stunned at the time, trembling all over, trembling and shouting: Brother, don't be impulsive, you have something to say!

When the group of subordinates saw that the boss was being held hostage, they all surrounded him.

I didn't care too much, I've seen all the ghosts and I'm afraid of hooligans?

Brother Hai, it's really not easy to find you, quick, let your brothers take off their pants, or I'll kill you!

Take off! Take it all off! No pants left!

The knife was horizontal to the neck, Li Shuhai was almost paralyzed with fright, and hurriedly asked his subordinates to take off their pants according to my words, those subordinates did not dare to disobey, so they could only do what I said, and after they were all taken off, I asked Xiao Chen to pick them up and hug them out, and then they held Li Shuhai out of the cinema, and the group of little brothers brought by Li Shuhai behind him were not wearing pants, and they didn't dare to come out when they chased them to the door with their crotches.

I called Xiao Chen over again and said: Brother, I will explain to you tonight another day, you help people to the end, and give me the battery car key.

Okay, today brother, I should return the favor!

Xiao Chen gritted his teeth, threw the car keys to me, and then turned around and ran in the opposite direction while holding his pants, shouting as he ran: Chase me! If you want pants, chase me!

I didn't be ambiguous, I hijacked Li Shuhai and got on the battery car, he rode, I sat in the back and held him hostage with a knife, where did he dare to be disobedient?

As soon as I took Brother Hai hostage and left, the group of bare-ass brothers were also anxious, regardless of three-seven-twenty-one, they chased out with their bare butts, some chased me and some chased Xiao Chen, holding their crotch and following behind, and those who didn't know were able to run for the fresh graduates.

But they all need to run, where can they catch up with the battery car, I deliberately let Li Shuhai ride the battery car to turn left and right, and after a while, the group of little brothers disappeared, then Li Shuhai suddenly asked me: Brother, I recognize you, you are the pony in the third brother's shop, right? I and the third brother and Lao Ding are all buddies, you can't play me like this if you have no grievances

I snorted coldly and said: Brother Hai, we are indeed innocent, but there is a person who has a deep hatred like the sea with you waiting to see you

He asked, "Who?" You report his name, I'm so mentally prepared!

Brother Hai, you must be familiar with this person, her name is Maggie Hu!

As soon as I finished speaking, the battery car squeaked and braked

Brother, be merciful, and kill me now