Chapter 18: Coquettish Brainless Roar
When Xu Mo solved the three urgent problems, the toilet with a bathroom was suddenly occupied by Alice. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Normal women are clean, but unfortunately under the end of the world, all the comfortable lifestyle that depends on civilized society has become a thing of the past, even if she wants to keep clean, she does not have that condition, and now she finally encountered a miracle, and actually came to another civilized world, how can she not be refreshed when she has the opportunity to clean?
Under her strong request, Xu Mo was really unbearable, coupled with the fact that she did not show any danger, and Xiaohua was deterring on the side, he finally took off Alice's electronic handcuffs and agreed to let her take a comfortable hot bath.
Then looking at the minute hand and even the hour hand on the clock, Xu Mo had a headache again: Alice, a loser, doesn't she know that water and gas cost money? It's definitely going to be used this month!
He didn't say anything after all, and found a set of women's clothes from his mother's closet and gave them to Alice as a change of clothes, as for her original clothes and equipment...... Tsk, didn't you see that I soaked it twice with laundry detergent, and it still precipitated black and dirty water?
If Alice hadn't said that her clothes were all military supplies made of special materials, and there was no other better replacement for the time being, even a poor child like Xu Mo would rather throw them away than wash them, it would be too dirty.
By the time Alice came out of the bathroom reluctantly, it was already half past eight in the evening.
"Well, I don't have anything to eat at home, so let's just have a little." Seeing her walking out of the bathroom with a towel wiping her hair, Xu Mo greeted her, and at this time, there was a steaming meal on the dining table.
Because the time was not early, plus the shyness in his pocket, he didn't go out to buy any wine and food back, plus Shao Xiulan was at home yesterday and cooked more dishes, and today he didn't eat at home, he has been bothering Ke Yaxing's Rapp family, so that there are still a lot left, at this time it is all hot and put out, plus a pot of freshly burned rice, it is definitely enough for two people to eat.
But he still underestimated the stomach of a post-apocalyptic refugee from another world.
Alice is hungry for a meal in the apocalyptic world, full of a meal, and has long been not picky, plus this table of home-cooked food is placed in the apocalyptic world where resources are scarce, the value is comparable to the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and she is deeply tempted, her eyes are shining at that time, she sits at the table at the speed of a leopard, and eats in a gluttonous way of eating.
One table of dishes, one pot of rice, in the end, Xu Mo only moved a few chopsticks, and the rest all went into Alice's belly, and finally she said regretfully: "It's a pity, I only ate seventy percent full." ”
This made Xu Mo not hold back the desire to complain after all: "Doesn't it mean that women pay great attention to their figures, and would rather starve to death than eat more?" How did everything change to you? Do you know how many meals you just ate and how many calories that add up? ”
Unexpectedly, Alice hiccuped, picked her teeth with a toothpick without any image, and replied in the style of an iron-blooded woman: "Bah, the kind of girl you said, all pretentious and bewitching sluts, really want to lose weight and consume calories?" Yes, go to my apocalyptic world, as long as you survive, you can ensure that you are slim and fit. ”
Xu Mo was choked for a moment, and found that her words were so reasonable, that she was speechless!
At the moment, I had to change the subject: "Okay, if you don't talk about this, what are you going to do next?" ”
"You're going to drive me away? Xu Mo, you are too unsympathetic! I'm still taking you as a friend! The two had officially introduced each other during the previous exchange, and Alice also hit the snake with the stick, making the two seem to be very familiar.
God is pitiful, who said that climbing friendships and engaging in relationships are the characteristics of Chinese people? This is a common trait of all mankind! Even humans from other worlds are vulgar!
Now, Alice has even used her ability to be coquettish and cute, and she is really exhausted, what about the doomsday warrior who said she was good? What about the goddess of biochemistry?
It's a pity that the other party's female man's style just now is too vivid and profound, Xu Mo automatically gained immunity in the face of her coquettish cuteness, and said indifferently: "I can't say that, my family is neither a hotel nor a refugee camp, and the conditions are not good, and I can't afford to raise one more mouth!" ”
Alice looked at the surrounding environment, indeed, the obsolescence of Xu Mo's family is visible to the naked eye, and being in it, it seems to have been out of the times, which shows that the conditions of his family are indeed not good, and the burden of life is extremely great.
"Besides, your image is too eye-catching, and when you go outside, it's a moving flash, I'm afraid that after a while, an official agency will come over to inquire about your details, and when you are a black household with no identity, how can you introduce yourself? Not beat around the bush? Or like the world over there, kill those officials as zombies? ”
Xu Mo was kind and seductive: "Moreover, don't you have any worries in the world over there?" After all, you are from that world, not from my world. ”
Alice was silent, wondering if she thought that her world still needed her, the god of war, to save it, and her responsibility was heavier than Tarzan.
With great power comes great responsibility, isn't that the heroism that the United States of America advocates the most?
And then......
Alice raised her head, her eyes were firm, her face was full of determination, like a revolutionary martyr, and like a martyr: "I understand, since this is ......"
"Boom!"
The golden light flashed in the hand of the biochemical goddess of war in the other world, and a gold bar weighing at least two or two weights was thrown onto the table by her, and the rice bowls and dishes that had been licked clean were so shocked that she almost jumped.
"What do you mean by that?" Xu Mo found that he seemed to be a little unable to take his eyes off, Ma Dan, this wisp of golden light really had too terrifying magic, and he felt that his will was becoming weak, and his spirit was becoming trance.
"How about I pay the rent and rent it with you?" Alice looked at Xu Mo's expression and smiled like a little fox who had stolen a fishy little fox.
"You, you, you, you know, I'm not the kind of person without principles!" Xu Mo was struggling.
"Boom!"
It's two taels again.
"I, I'm rich and can't be adulterous!" Xu Mo thinks, why is he so dry-mouthed?
"Boom!"
Two more or two.
"I—I have a bottom line!" Xu Mo's voice had begun to buzz like a mosquito.
"Boom!"
There are two or two more.
Hell, Alice, where the hell are you hiding these gold bars?
"Enough! I understand! Xu Mo closed his eyes painfully: "You can rent here, but we have to carefully negotiate the detailed rules!" ”
"Of course," Alice smiled with satisfaction, like a rich man who had finally prostituted the most popular aunt, and was contented: "Don't worry, I won't make it difficult for you." ”