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Lin Chao and Ming Yuan stood at the door of the classroom, leaning against the wall, boredly counting the number of times the national flag danced in the wind, on the other hand, they had to observe whether there were other teachers passing by here, but they didn't want to be so embarrassed on the first day of school, these 45 minutes were 4500 minutes for them, and this time was tormented.

"Mingyuan, I found that it is really no good thing to be with you, and I have really been moldy for eighteen lifetimes, and I know such a person as you." Lin Chao gritted his teeth and said.

"Then we won't know each other from now on, stay away from me, stand across the door." Ming Yuan listened to Lin Chao's words, put on a disgusted expression who wants to know you, and said.

"! Do you want to cross the river and tear down the bridge? No matter how you say it, we have also shared weal and sorrow together, and you will abandon it if you say it. Lin Chao saw Ming Yuan's disgusted expression, first said angrily, and then wiped the corners of his eyes and said aggrievedly.

"Hey~ Do you know that you are disgusting like this, please explain things clearly, otherwise others will misunderstand." Ming Yuan felt that he was about to be drowned in goosebumps, and hurriedly stopped Lin Chao's death.

"Rely on ~ your special code is disgusting......"

"What a noise! Standing outside and not knowing how to reflect, and influencing other students who want to study, the two of you are really hopeless. ”

Just when Ming Yuan and Lin Chao were arguing, the head teacher opened the door and yelled at the two.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, we don't dare." Lin Chao hadn't finished talking to Ming Yuan yet, but he was always interrupted by the head teacher, so he had to change his mouth shape and apologize.

"Bell bell bell ~", at this time, the bell rang for the end of class.

"Class! This time, I will spare the two of you first, especially Ming Yuan, study hard, Lin Chao, you... Forget it, so be it. The homeroom teacher talked to the class, and then told Mingyuan that when it was Lin Chao's turn, he wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say, so he simply didn't say it.

"Eh~ Teacher, don't go, say a word about me!" Lin Chao was also stunned when he saw the head teacher leave like this.

"It turns out that you are the one who is completely hopeless, hahaha~" Mingyuan sneered, turned around and walked into the classroom.

"Am I hopeless? If you don't save it, you can't save it, who is rare, cut~" Lin Chao said indifferently, it seems a bit too much to be innocent like this.

Then, when Lin Chao walked into the classroom, he said hello to Xu Ru and asked in a low voice, "Xu Ru, how is Wanyue?" ”

"Get out~ Okay!" Xu Ru replied coldly.

Lin Chao found that the signs were wrong, so he hurriedly flashed people, and didn't dare to ask more, and then found that the fat man who sat last didn't come to class, so he walked to his seat and sat down.

"Ribs, where is the fat man? Why don't you come to class? Lin Chao asked the fat man's tablemate, nicknamed pork ribs.

"The fat man seems to have been frightened and asked for leave." Ribs return.

"What? When you are frightened, don't make a fuss, your body is so big, you can't be so brave. Lin Chao was surprised to hear this answer, compared the shape of the water tank, and then pointed to the nail cover, forming a very sharp contrast.

"Do you feel that there are fewer people living on the fifth floor, especially those near you?" Ribs asked first.

Lin Chao thought for a while and replied, "Yes! There's been no sound at night lately, and some time ago, someone was talking and making a noise. ”

"Then let me tell you, do you know that the fat man didn't have a girlfriend before?" Ribs leaned close to Lin Chao's ear and asked.

"I know this, what does this have to do with his girlfriend?" Lin Chao asked.

"They're not dating, they're very hot, they're on the phone every night, right next to your door, near the window, and you know that when the fat man is on the phone, there's a bad problem, and the other hand likes to knock here and buckle there." The ribs waited for an affirmative answer and then continued.

"! No wonder I always think that someone is talking, and I think there is a problem with sound insulation, and I don't care, besides, everyone knows about this problem, and I am not idle when I go there, so I won't be scared of anything. Lin Chao continued to ask.

"This semester, didn't the fat man come over half a month early, the two of them continued to talk on the phone, and the room opposite the dormitory where you live has been locked?"

But one day, when the fat man was on the phone, he unintentionally knocked on the door of the room, knocked a few times in a row, and then there was a knock on the door in response, the fat man thought, this room has not been unoccupied, how can there be a sound, and then I couldn't resist my curiosity, I tried to twist the door lock handle, pushed the door, and the door was opened, and the fat man saw that it could be opened, so he walked in, and then there was a scream, and the fart ran out, and when he got downstairs, the fat man asked the dormitory manager Mr. Li, Teacher Li's answer was that the dormitory had been locked all the time and had never been opened, and then the fat man was like a scared fool, in a trance all day long. Ribs slowly painted things up.

"How do you know that?" Lin Chao asked curiously.

"Isn't my house in front of the fat man's house, I called home yesterday, and my family told me, this thing is really evil! You need to be careful! The ribs explained the reason, and then reminded Lin Chao.

"Uh-huh, thank you." After speaking, Lin Chao got up and returned to his seat.

Ming Yuan looked at Lin Chao who walked back, his face was not very good, thinking that Lin Chao was still angry, and hurriedly explained: "What? Still not happy? I was just kidding. ”

"I'm not angry, I know you're joking, you're thinking about something, it's serious." Lin Chao's casual answer also emphasized the importance of the matter.

After a while, the class bell rang, and a man about 50 years old walked in, opened the textbook, and began to prepare to explain the first lesson of the Chinese textbook.

After the Chinese teacher opened the textbook, he looked around the classroom and found that Lin Chao was a little unnatural, and then called by name: "Lin Chao, help me read the first five paragraphs, Lin Chao~Lin Chao~~." ”

"Teacher, tell you, hurry up and read the first five paragraphs of the text." At this time, Ming Yuan hurriedly poked Lin Chao and reminded him to get up and read aloud.

"Oh." Lin Chao opened the textbook, although he stammered, but he successfully read the first five paragraphs.

"Next time, let's sit down, then we'll ...... next," said the Chinese teacher.

It didn't matter what the teacher said later, because Lin Chao couldn't listen to it anymore, after Lin Chao sat down, he said to Ming Yuan seriously: "Let's move quickly." ”