Chapter 82: Masturbation?

"Shhh This year, the gutter oil in the capital must have blocked the sewers again! ”

Ling Xiao sighed bitterly, and Li Yingqiong asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?" ”

"Why else is your father's mouth so stinky? It must be that I ate too much gutter oil! "It's a matter of fact.

Hearing this, Ghost Li's face did not change color and said slowly: "I'm just narrating a fact to express my surprise!" Believe me, there is no mockery! ”

"It's because you said this thing so plainly that it's annoying!" Ling Xiao glanced at the black line in his head, and then replied: "Strictly speaking, although my image at the moment is a little miserable, the broken bones are hard injuries and will not affect my physical functions. Although there is a slight internal bleeding, it is not a vital part of the human body, and the amount of bleeding looks very large, in fact, it is just that the clothes are not resistant to dye. It's right, reasonable, and reasonable for me to be able to hop around here! ”

Hearing this, Ghost Li took a closer look at Ling Xiao, turned his head and said, "Since that's the case, then you don't need me to treat it!" Let's go, girl, let's go home for supper! After speaking, Tsundere turned his head and led Li Yingqiong away.

Li Yingqiong covered her mouth and chuckled, stuck out her tongue at him and bounced away.

"Hey! This quack doctor is still dragging up! Don't be afraid, no matter what the master says, he is also a gynecological holy hand, and simple bone grafting is still no problem! Ghost Li, who was walking away, gestured his middle finger with his hand, and then smiled proudly at Ling.

"......, hehe!"

Ruthless looked at Ling Xiao's back deeply, this man had cracked the trick of the Emperor Wuxiang in just a few breaths and made corresponding countermeasures, and most importantly, she and Tie Hand still went through a ninja battle before they thought of the earth escape, but why was he so fast? Could it be that he was really born smart?

"How the hell did you offend that doctor? According to my information, Ghost Li's medical skills are notoriously good in the green forest! Although he has a strange personality, he is by no means a vexatious person! Ruthlessly asked.

Ling Xiao said when he heard this: "I didn't offend him, I am the pond fish that was affected and the good people who were mistakenly killed!" It's not that stinky girl yet! It's a demon female personality, but her father said that she was brought bad by me! Do you think I'm wronged? ”

Ruthless thought for a moment and asked, "So what did you teach that little girl?" ”

"It's nothing! is to tell her that she has to make her own decisions about her feelings, and the matchmaker's words are all farts, and her parents' lives are all nonsense! Ling Xiao touched his head with his still intact arm, isn't this excessive?

Ruthless said angrily when he heard it: "Hmph! You're not wronged at all! You are such a disloyal and unfilial person, and it is light to ignore you! ”

Ling Xiao rolled her eyes and said, "Disloyal and unfilial? If you are loyal or not, you go and ask the emperor, and if you are filial or not, you go and ask my master! I just asked her to chase her love bravely, don't think crooked! Marriage is a lifelong event, and the emphasis is on starting from the beginning! Whether it is the words of the matchmaker or the life of the parents, it is from everyone's point of view, a woman may accept her fate when she marries, and a man may be bound by responsibility when she marries, which is still responsible! But most people don't have this awareness, so there are so many deep resentful women in this world, and at the same time, the business of ** is so hot! ”

These words were loud and loud, but they shocked everyone! A large group of people all looked at him as if they had seen aliens, and they were stunned and unconsciously moved away from him, they had seen strange thoughts, but they had never seen such strange things! In this society, polygamy is the mainstream, and Ling Xiao also regretted it a little after speaking, it's not easy to be a bird!

In the previous life, this was just a simple truth, but in this feudal society, it was a great rebellion and hindered the weather! If he says this today, I'm afraid that tomorrow morning those scholars from the Ministry of Rites will come to criticize him! You see, even Ye Feiqing looked at him in disbelief! It can be seen how deep-rooted this feudal ideology is!

But to be honest, Ling Xiao is not a person with a spiritual cleanliness habit, and three wives and four concubines are nothing, but he has never tasted love in two lifetimes, but he is very eager for it!

Although he was very depressed, to Ling Xiao's relief, Zero Zero patted him on the shoulder with a smile on his face, and praised him who was grinning in pain: "It is worthy of being my disciple of Zero Zero, if you are looking for a wife, you have to find your favorite!" Like those who have three wives and four concubines at every turn, and there is no difference between going home and shopping, they are the most despised as teachers! ”

When everyone heard this, they took a step back, this master and apprentice are really a perfect match, and their thoughts are just as wonderful!

Ruthless didn't say anything more, just looked at Ling Xiao's eyes no longer as disgusted as before, from the beginning? This is probably what every man and woman crave!

"What are you talking about?" At this time, the emperor walked out under the protection of the guards.

"It's nothing, just to summarize today's actions with you. See what you can improve and keep improving! Zero Zero said confidently.

"Damn! It's obviously about marrying a wife! The hearts of the people roared.

"Well, there was such a big mistake this time! It's time to take a good review, I can't imagine that there are so many traitors around me one after another, is I really that bad? Is it a big faint king? The emperor's words actually brought a bit of self-abandonment, and it seems that Ling Linggong's rebellion gave him a big blow.

Everyone knelt down in shock, "Weichen should be damned!" ”

Ling Xiao hurriedly persuaded: "Your Majesty, that Ling Ling Gong is a foreign spy, who is deliberately lurking in our dynasty, and has nothing to do with the emperor himself!" "If you don't persuade you, it's not a matter of always kneeling, the wound hurts! Then he said: "Last time in Jin Guo Weichen, the son of the Emperor Wuxiang actually knew the shadow clone technique of the ninja, and now the Emperor Wuxiang has even used the Earth Escape Ninjutsu, which shows that this conspiracy is inseparable from the Jin Kingdom and Fusang!" The emperor doesn't have to worry about this matter! ”

The emperor was shocked and asked, "You mean, that Ling Linggong is from Fusang?" ”

"It shouldn't be wrong, although he didn't admit it in person, but Weichen has been tempted in many ways, and it has been basically determined." Ling Xiao affirmed.

"Yes, the courtiers were also blocked by the ninjas on their way here to support, and I believe they must have planned this for a long time." Ruthlessly bent over the road in a wheelchair.

"Humph! Even a small country dares to wipe! Back to the palace! Urgently recruiting the head of the household department, it seems that there is a trade-off with Fuso. After roaring, he angrily returned to the palace surrounded by guards.

Ling Xiao was taken aback, "I'll go!" Will this girl still play economic sanctions? Is this the emperor? It can't be a phaseless emperor, right? ”

Ling Xiao was still thinking nonsense, and said, "Let's go, go back to the medical hall!" I'll go to the palace to find a few imperial doctors to treat you! ”

Nodding and saying hello to everyone, he went back with Zero, ruthlessly looking at Ling Xiaoyuan's back and suddenly remembering what the pigeon fancier had said, if you don't understand, you have no right to speak, you are still too impulsive! Parents are like her reverse scales, and they lose their minds when they encounter the slightest unfilial words! It seems that the state of mind cultivation is still too poor!

Iron Hand looked ruthless, smiled lightly and pushed ruthless away, and the others went back to their respective homes when they saw that there was nothing to do. However, no one is worried about the white tiger and the others who are in charge of the pursuit, what will happen to the virtue of the Emperor Wuxiang!

……

"Ahh It's almost dawn! It's time to go back, too! Zhuge Zheng stretched and got up and said.

6 Xiaofeng nodded yes, "Yes, I've been drinking all night!" Staying up late is not good for your body! As he spoke, he was going to run away.

Sikong picks the stars and nods his head like a chicken pecking rice, I can't wait to leave quickly, it's dangerous and boring here, why are you staying?

Bang!

The wine bottle slapped on the table, and Ye Gucheng said threateningly: "It's not dawn yet, I'm not happy yet!" At the same time, his fingers seemed to be on the hilt of the sword, either intentionally or unintentionally.

The three of them looked at each other and smiled bitterly, so they had to sit down again, pick up their wine glasses and continue drinking. I don't know what's wrong with this Ye Gucheng? I was still impatient before, but when that momentum appeared, I was actually interested!

The original mellow wine is now a little hard to swallow, and my stomach is so supportive!

……

Ling Xiao returned to the medical hall, the imperial doctor had come just now, although his injuries were not serious, but he basically didn't want to do any heavy weight work in the past two months.

Lying on his back on the bed, the bandages on his body were about to mummify him! Thinking back on this night, the sword intent of the Flying Immortals outside the sky, which has always been invincible, doesn't seem to be so sharp! Of course, there are also reasons why he has not practiced well, but it is undeniable that in this hodgepodge-like dangerous world, he can't eat it with just one sword intent!

"It seems that the more hole cards, the better!" He sighed to himself, but became more and more confused.

The Zero Zero One series is all about black technology, and he is not good at this in the first place, and until now he doesn't understand what the principle of the zero zero flying wing is.

As for the Flying Immortals Outside the Sky, that needs to be slowly comprehended, it is a meticulous work!

The horns are even more ...... Horn magic!

Ling Xiao jumped up from the bed, and then naturally grinned in pain, took the horns of the cow and took out the thousand-year-old clam beads from his arms! It's been too busy all night, and Zero Zero and Shi Niang didn't care about him, so he completely forgot about it, and now he thinks about the horn magic skill.

The round and huge ones continued to shine with a lustre, and the huge aura contained in them made Ling Xiao feel frightened for a while. This thing has been in the hands of the emperor for so long, but it is limited by the emperor's own realm and has not been revealed. Later, it was given to Zero Zero and Shi Niang, but the two of them were also not skilled in martial arts, which caused the jewel to be dusty. It wasn't until it was used to test the Wuxiang Emperor that it appeared, but in the end, it ended up in Ling Xiao's hands!

A martial arts treasure was actually pushed around like this, Ling Xiao couldn't help but laugh when he thought about it, could this be the benefit of the protagonist's aura?

It's useless to talk too much, suck it and talk about it! Ling Xiao didn't care about whether any external force breakthrough would leave sequelae, his qualifications were already ridiculously poor, and he was thankful for having an exercise that didn't care about qualifications, who still had time to care about that!

The majestic aura spread along the arms and limbs, and the light of the thousand-year-old mussel beads shone more and more, illuminating the whole room as if it were day!

Bending the knees, bending over, reclining, turning the head......

One by one, strange movements were slowly made, and the night sky, where the dark clouds had long since dispersed, became dark again when no one appeared, the air flow surged, and the strange wind struck, and the scattered clouds within a radius of a hundred meters were actually gathered together, and the center was Ling Xiao's room!

Click, click!

The bones were extremely itchy, but Ling Xiao still insisted on making strange movements one by one, he was excited at the moment, because the feeling was too familiar to him! It's the feeling of bones repairing themselves and strengthening them all the time, just like practicing for the first time!

"Oh! Yes! Well! Refreshing! ”

The muscles, muscles, internal organs, and even every hair on his body were all refreshing, making Ling Xiao cry out unconsciously!

One two three four five!

Six! No, when the action reached the sixth point, the feeling of nausea and nausea before appeared, and Ling Xiao, who had already had experience, knew that he had reached the limit!

Taking a light breath, he looked at the thousand-year-old clam bead in his hand that turned into powder at some point, and wrapped it with a wry smile, "So much aura actually only allowed me to cultivate to the fifth movement!" It seems that this life is like this! Complaining and struggling gently, the bandages all over his body shattered one after another.

Nodding with satisfaction, it was suddenly dawning, and I was refreshed and didn't need to sleep anymore. Pushed the door and walked out, but was startled by Zero.

I saw Zero Zero looking at Ling Xiao with sympathy and self-reproach, "What's wrong?" Ling Xiao asked weakly.

Zero Zero wiped away his tears and said: "It's all because the teacher is not good, I don't care enough about you, I knew to introduce you to a few more girls!" Your master scolded me! ”

The corners of Ling Xiao's mouth twitched slightly, "What do you mean?" Why can't I understand it? ”

Zero Zero patted Ling Xiao on the shoulder and said, "A little masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and the strong masturbation is gone!" ”

(Today's second update, Khan!) There is always a feeling of shame in saying this! )

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