"House Demon King"

Lei Zhe is now facing the biggest crisis in his life, even if he almost died on the battlefield at the beginning, it was a very indifferent attitude, but now he is completely a little unacceptable, he looks at the three beautiful, lovely, noble, and outstanding women in front of him, he doesn't know what to say, he feels that his life is a bloody novel that can no longer be bloody (mí zhiyin: you are the truth. And then one after another cheating things kept appearing, of course, this cheating thing has only recently come out, and my life was very peaceful and peaceful before. ）。

"Hey, what are you kidding, first two daughters, and now there are three wives, how can I accept this kind of thing, and besides, this white-haired little girl is not an adult, right? Do you mean I'm going to be a lo in the future? This is a crime, a crime, no matter how abnormal I am, I won't attack this little girl, right?! Lei Zhe smoked a cigarette, his face was painful and tangled, God played him again, first two daughters, and after he accepted it, three wives appeared, what is this called, now he doubts whether this is a whole show, and his performance is being seen by all the audience.

"It's not a joke Ulgamesh laughed, laughed, but her smile had an unclear expression, she knew that everything was being watched by others now, and her smile was also shown to those women, she won, this time she really won, you are envious, jealous and hateful, especially Enkidu, envy, jealous, and then go to the corner to draw circles and curse me, this time is my victory, the old lady finally crushed you!

"Teacher, no matter how much you deny that all this is true, so don't run away from reality anymore." Fang Niang closed the novel in her hand, and said softly, who said that Fang Niang didn't fight, she didn't have to be worse when she should fight, and she really could let go of this situation, the war in the Crystal Palace was very fierce, and if you didn't work hard, it was easy to be kicked out, so now even our Fang Niang has become like this, with a smile similar to victory on her face.

"Hey, teacher?! You call me Teacher? Am I not only a lì control (mí no yin: you are the truth again), but also a bastard who does not care about morality? There's never going to happen, you're kidding! "Although Lei Zhe has come into contact with a lot of women in the silver hún world, he is still a virgin, and he also sees the relationship between men and women very important, he can fall in love with women at will but will not do too much, otherwise do you think there will be a shortage of women around the young master of Yoshihara?

It is precisely because of this relationship that there has never been a woman around Lei Zhe, even if it is the kind that Hua Tuo took the initiative to send to the door, he also stayed away, in addition to the importance of the relationship between men and women, there is also a reason, because there is always a voice in his heart telling him. If he casually has a relationship with another woman, he will die a miserable death one day in the future, as for how miserable, he can't imagine that eighty percent will be marked with a mosaic, right?

"Lei, there are some things that can't be changed no matter how much you deny them, do you plan to deny it after doing that kind of thing?" Nero's more ruthlessness directly promoted Lei Zhe to the level of Chen Shimei, and her words also made Lei Zhe completely speechless, if these three really came from the future like the black and white princesses, if she really did that to them, such things, all kinds of things. It's a bit too much to say if you still deny it, although the person who did these things is the future self ......,

"Father, in a way, I ask you, really." Bai Ji looked at Lei Zhe with a smile on her face, and then she continued: "Because you will encounter a lot of such troubles in the future, I hope you are mentally prepared now, you must know that I don't want you to die under countless firewood knives......,......

Bai Ji's words completely made Lei Zhe kneel, what does this mean, does it mean that he will have many women in addition to these three in the future? Why is there such a thing as a firewood knife, this is really a cheat, it must be, if it is not why do you have a feeling of being pitted, and it is also the feeling that the more you are pitted, the happier someone is?!

Standing up helplessly, Lei Zhe walked to the door and then opened the door, at this moment there were several people lying at his feet, people looked very chaotic, looking at a few people, the corners of Lei Zhe's mouth twitched and said: "Hey, what are you doing, didn't my mother teach you not to eavesdrop on other people's conversations?" ,

Sometimes the more you know, the sooner you die, are you ready?! "These people are none other than each other, they are each other, Gintoki Kagura and even Ascending Mother-in-law.

"Ahem, when will the rent be paid this month, and last month, last month, you haven't paid your rent for a long time, bastard! Sure enough, selling you to a shemale hotel is the right choice, you bastard natural rolls only have a little value for your body, should I sell your entrails on the black market?! Granny Denshi grabbed Gintoki by the collar and said loudly, her expression looking very hideous, but her eyes were always looking at the few women sitting in the room, and she was looking at what anyone who was not an idiot knew.

"Hey, stinky old woman, is the rent I just gave you yesterday good, Alzheimer's?! And Kagura, didn't I say don't sleep in front of someone else's house? It's going to catch a cold and it's going to cause trouble for others! Gintoki said to Kagura immediately after yelling at Granny Noboru, he looked angry, but like Granny Noboru, his eyes were always looking into the room.

"Yin-chan, my mother taught us that we can't lie, when did I come to sleep at the door of Lei Jiang's house, I just came to look for glasses, he actually squatted at the door of someone else's house and eavesdropped, this kind of thing is not good, should we send him to the [Police] Procuratorate?" Kagura plucked her nostrils and looked at Shinpachi with a smile on her face.

"Oh, I see, Xinba, you kid is not well-behaved, come, Yinchan will take you to see Uncle Police." After Yintoki finished speaking, he grabbed Shinpachi's collar and walked out.

"Hey, you bastards, it's you who came up and eavesdropped on your own, I'm just here to disturb you, Lei San, this dead fish-eyed bastard said bad things about you, he said that you finally stepped into the grave, and after playing outside, the other party finally found a home, and there were three of them, Yinsang said that people like you should be sent to prison, should be divided by five horses, and then all the property belongs to him, Lei Sang, you have to believe me!" The struggling Xinba shouted loudly, and then sold the silver time, saying that this kind of time is "a dead bald donkey does not die poor road." At that time, it doesn't matter who you are, as long as you're okay, it doesn't matter if others live or die, this is the silver hún, this is the friendship that belongs to the silver hún, and if you die, you have to pull others to hell together, or directly kick the other party into hell, and you look at the jokes on it and look at the messy few people in front of you, Lei Zhe really doesn't know what to say, but I don't know why his depressed mood has become much better, he shook his head and said to a few people: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, come in......"

After a short explanation, several people knew what was going on, and Yinshi said very seriously: "Hey, what should I say, do you sell space-time machines?" First two daughters from the future, then three wives from the future, I said what the hell does your future look like, this country is monogamous, you law-defying bastard, should I sanction you on behalf of all men?! 、。

"How do I know what the future looks like, I am full of worries about the future, can I really see one and love one in the future? It shouldn't be, if I had found out otherwise."

Lei Zhe also said helplessly, he is not even in the mood to complain now, what is this called, one after another, and everyone appears to make themselves scramble, and life is completely disrupted.

"Since that's the case, I won't bother, it seems that there is nothing to do, I have time to come to the store for a drink, so I will leave first." The mother-in-law left after finishing speaking, but she gave Lei Zhe a look when she left, which meant that Lei Zhe would go to the store to find him for a while, and then Yinshi and the others also left, after all, it was a very unwise choice to be a light bulb here, didn't you see a few girls looking at her eyes a little unkindly?

After everyone left, the room fell silent, looking a little embarrassed, and finally Lei Zhe stood up and said, "I suddenly have something, go out first" and then he left the room like a run for his life, and went to the bar of Grandma Dengshi.

Pouring wine for Lei Zhe, the mother-in-law said with a smile: "How do you feel, this kind of thing for your wife." ”

"Don't be kidding, you also know what kind of person I am, women are too troublesome, just now the three of them looked at me like they wanted to eat me, what should I say, should I find a temple to become a monk?" Lei Zhe smiled bitterly, he really didn't know how to face Gilgamesh and the others now, the main wife was even more unacceptable than his daughter, although the three of them were beautiful and outstanding.

Extinguishing the cigarette in her hand, Dengshi's mother-in-law said to Lei Zhe very seriously: "Those little girls just now said that they are from the future and have a lot to do with you, but since they have had a relationship, how can the three of them still be virgins?" ”

"Mistaken?" Lei Zhe was stunned when he heard this, and Granny Dengshi continued: "Hey, do you doubt my vision? Those three little girls are all virgins in their sitting posture and the smell of their bodies, which means that they have nothing to do with you, and now you know what I mean, right? Since it doesn't matter, why do they say it's your wife? ”

After hearing Dengshi's words, Lei Zhe was silent, he was thinking about the other party's intentions.

"Even so, I don't think those three little girls have any ill will towards you, on the contrary, that kind of love can't be hidden, maybe they don't come from the future, but they use this excuse for special reasons, even Alte Luqi and Erquit are the same, I don't believe in this kind of thing in the future, otherwise they wouldn't know about the Xinghai Fang Master's incident this time? I think you'll be telling these things to them as stories when they have children, so ...... them!.