Chapter 167: The Wedding Dress (34)
After the skeleton waist card was completely loosened, the dog jumped up directly from the ground, picked up the waist card and smashed it to the ground, he was angry, and he didn't care whether the waist card was his own, and he broke it!
It's just that what made the dog dumbfounded was that the waist card was about to hit the ground, but it directly turned into a green streamer and flew in the direction of Wu Ang, and Wu Ang directly spread out his palm and put the skull waist card in his hand!
Seeing that he hadn't broken the skull waist card, the dog licked his thumb that was bitten and bleeding by the waist card with his tongue and shouted at Wu Ang and asked, "Damn! Angzi! Will you still recognize me as a brother in the future? ”
Seeing that the dog was a little emotional at the moment, Wu Ang said immediately: "Recognize, we grew up wearing open crotch pants together, and we are closer than brothers, what do you mean by this?" ”
Now that the dog is angry, he pointed to the waist card in Wu Ang's hand unreasonably and said to him: "Since you still recognize me as a brother!" Then you're going to smash this thing at me!! ”
Hearing the dog say this, Wu Ang's face was not good at the moment, and he replied directly: "Dog! Did you take the wrong medicine today? I told you not to touch this thing! You want to move, but you get hurt and blame me for this baby! You can't get anywhere! ”
After listening to Wu Ang's words, the dog knew that he was at a loss, but he was still very unhappy and said, "Okay! If you don't smash it, forget it, count myself unlucky! Walk yourself to the city! I'm going to have to go to the hospital! ”
Knowing that the dog's donkey temper had come up, Wu Ang didn't bother him, and nodded immediately and said: "Okay, then I'll walk over, and no matter what, it's my new thing that hurt you, here is a thousand yuan, you can take it and see the injury!" ”
After saying this, Wu Ang took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and handed it to the dog, but the dog didn't take Wu Ang's money, turned his head directly and got into the car, then increased the accelerator and turned his head and left!
Looking at the dog who had gone away, Wu Ang shook his head and said with a wry smile: "It's still the same as the donkey's temper back then, I count to a hundred, you kid has to come back!" ”
After saying this, Wu Ang also turned around and walked directly along the road, and at the same time he was really counting there in his heart! But verbally, he didn't stop at all and was in contact with Xiao Li. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Ninety-eight!" When Wu Ang hung up the connection with Xiao Li and counted to ninety-eight in his heart, there was a rapid horn sound of a car behind him and the movement of the car's headlights constantly changing.
Wu Ang heard the movement behind him, and turned his head directly to find that the dog was sticking out of the car window and barking at him: "Damn! Hurry up and get in the car! ”
After getting into the dog's car again, Wu Ang said to the dog with a hippie smile: "What's the matter? Got sick so quickly? When he said this, Wu Ang also took a special look at the dog's hand and found that the dog's injured thumb had been wrapped in toilet paper at this moment!
Hearing Wu Ang's ridiculous question, the dog replied without boundaries: "Look at your grandmother's legs!" Isn't this afraid that you will be dragged by the old woman to be the groom when you walk at night! ”
"Am I that frustrated?" Hearing the dog's boundless words, Wu Ang replied directly to his words.
This dog still has a little temper in his heart, and immediately exposed Wu Ang's short words: "Are you so frustrated that you know in your heart that when Cao Xue chased you, you avoided her all the time, and even hid in the men's toilet!" ”
As soon as he heard the dog mention Cao Xue, Wu Ang was stunned for a moment, but then his face changed and he said to the dog: "Dog! If you talk about Cao Xue again, be careful that I break off my friendship with you! ”
Hearing Wu Ang say that he wanted to break up his relationship, the dog snorted in his nose and said without taking it seriously: "Hey! Also break off! You've said this countless times over the years, and I've mentioned her countless times in front of you, what's the matter? Do you still have a hard time in your heart? ”
Knowing that his words of breaking up the friendship had no effect on the dog, Wu Ang hung his head and said a little depressedly: "Alas~ I have served you, did you like her at the beginning?" ”
"Yes! I liked her, but what she liked was you, little bastard! I can only stare dryly! "For the fact that he likes Cao Xue, the dog is not afraid to talk to Wu Ang and the two in person, this is the friendship that is better than that of brothers!
Hearing the dog's words, Wu Ang suddenly said, "That's it! Don't talk about her, I met with her recently, forget about some things missed, cherish the moment! ”
"Crunch !!" When Wu Ang said this, the dog directly braked sharply and parked the car in the middle of the road, and then his big head twisted and asked Wu Ang in a trembling voice: "What are you talking about?" You... Have you seen Cao Xue? Rise... Angzi! You... Do you have a fever? ”
Seeing the dog's incredulous and frightened look, Wu Ang said in a deep voice: "No! What I said is true, don't be afraid to say this, dog, you also know that those who do my job can pass the yin, and it is normal to deal with ghosts, I said that when I saw Cao Xue, I saw her ghost, so you should understand, right? ”
After listening to Wu Ang's words, the dog didn't come back to his senses for a long time, and finally waited for him to come back to his senses before he stumbled and said: "Ming... Got it! Then I wish you and Cao Xuebai... To remain a devoted couple to the end of their lives... Hundred... Hundreds of sons and thousands of grandchildren! ”
Wu Ang was speechless in the face of the dog's sincere but boundless blessing, and then he hurriedly urged the dog: "Hey! What a place to be! Let's get behind the wheel! ”
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Just as Wu Ang finished saying this, the window of the dog's co-pilot seat was knocked on!
At first, the dog thought that the driver who was blocked behind him came to knock on his car window, and immediately opened his mouth and scolded: "Urge! Urge! Urge! Ghost-provoking! ”
It's just that when the dog put his head on the window, he actually saw Cao Xue, who had been dead for many years, standing at the passenger window and showing a sweet smile at him!! What the hell!! ”
Wu Ang also looked at the car window at this moment, and when he saw that it was Cao Xue coming, he was also a little stunned, so he got out of the car at the moment, pulled Cao Xue aside and said, "Why are you here?" You're so scared of a dog, he'll be scared crazy by you! ”
Hearing Wu Ang say this, Cao Xue laughed and said, "Giggles... I've been here for a while, and I've heard what you said just now, I haven't seen the dog for so many years, and I found that his mouth has become sweet, so don't you want to say hello to him! I never thought that he was still as small as he was back then, and he didn't dare to confess to me when he liked me. ”