Chapter 52: Erlang has a request for private work
The next morning, Hu Yifan looked unenergetic to help people see a doctor, and the dark circles under his eyes were almost like pandas.
Moreover, the legs and feet are also a little unfavorable, from the legs to the waist, the entire lower body is sore!
Even when I went to the toilet, the water pressure was not enough, and I had to stand there for a long time to get it out.
"The old man is right, indulgence hurts ...... body"
"But why doesn't that girl have anything to do with her?"
Hu Yifan didn't understand it very much, it was also indulgent, Hu Yifan was tired like a dead dog, and Xiao Jiu was not tired at all.
Now I am still reading a book in the room with a little song, and my spirit is very good.
[Xiao Jiu, female fox demon, ability value: 2000 talent value: 87 magic value: 0]
This directly breaks through the two thousand ability points, which is really weird!
You must know that Hu Yifan was tortured so badly that it was just over 2,400 points!
Xiao Jiu took the pill and squeezed him for a night, and he actually broke through the 2,000 mark.
It really made him wonder.
Just when Hu Yifan was thinking about something, Yang Jian suddenly visited, looked at Hu Yifan's tired state, and suddenly understood something.
"Brother, last night, it seems that you worked hard!"
Yang Jian said something that every man understands, and Hu Yifan doesn't want to look at him squarely.
That day, everyone watched the liveliness of his roaring dog, and today this guy came over, I'm afraid he wanted to see his liveliness.
"I didn't have much energy, I just didn't sleep well last night...... If you're all right, I'll go to bed. ”
"Hey, hey, how can it be okay, why am I looking for you if it's okay?"
After speaking, Yang Jian whispered in Hu Yifan's ear for a while, and Hu Yifan suddenly frowned.
"If you do this, will you break the rules of heaven?"
"What's this?"
Yang Jian said very confidently:
"If we don't let the gods fall in love with mortals, then we don't fall in love, we only talk about happiness, isn't this okay?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense......"
Hu Yifan suddenly felt that this group of immortals did not have a good bird at all!
The lips are all benevolence, righteousness, morality, loyalty, righteousness, courtesy, and faith, but in fact, they are all very bad!
Don't talk about Nezha, that's a bear child.
I thought this Erlang Zhenjun was a righteous gentleman, but I didn't expect that he was also an old ruffian!
His mother fornicates with mortals, his sister-in-law fornicates with mortals, he takes it as a warning and doesn't fornicate with mortals.
Directly came to the specialty of the Ximen officials, this is what the gods can do?
"It seems that your family has a good gene, the woman's red apricot is out of the wall, and the man's wind is wandering. ”
After Hu Yifan finished speaking, Yang Jian suddenly felt a little unhappy, this is not quite right!
What's wrong with the immortals, the immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, don't they?
Who said that if you become an immortal, you will have no desire? Look at Marshal Tianpeng, don't you also make Chang'e and me make you and me?
If it weren't for the revelation of the matter, Chang'e's green tea would have turned the water, and it is estimated that Marshal Tianpeng would not have been demoted to the mortal world.
"According to what you say, this fairy is not very clean?"
"Hey, let's put it this way, not to mention the that those old guys did when they were young, do you know how chaotic the life of the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals is now?"
"Do you really think that the Seven Fairies are so cold and jade, otherwise mortal?"
Yang Jian seemed to have taught Hu Yifan a good lesson, and Hu Yifan didn't know what to say for a while......
This means, Dong Yong and Cowherd are both fucking pick-up men?
Subverted his three views......
"I can't say that, the main reason is that there are too many rules and regulations in this heavenly court. ”
"Especially for the goddess fairy, when the male god can't control the following, he can apply to come to the mortal world for a business trip for a period of time, and take this opportunity to visit the Qinglou or something. ”
"This goddess fairy usually has no chance to go out, and staying in this closed heavenly palace is naturally dry for a long time. ”
Yang Jian's description is really wonderful!
After a long drought and dry firewood, these four words are so fucking appropriate to describe the fairies of the Tianshan Mountains!
No wonder you immortals run to the world at every turn!
In fact, they are all here to visit the kiln!
"So, didn't I come to you with a begging man, this man will always be in need!"
"Damn, you mean, let me refine the Powerful Pill for you?"
"Could it be that you Erlang Zhenjun, there is a problem below?"
Hu Yifan looked at Yang Jian in disbelief.
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Yang Jian frowned.
"I'm only going to tell you about this, don't spread it......"
"Do you remember, that Nezha?"
Hu Yifan suddenly had 10,000 horses in his head!
Feelings: Yang Jian asked Hu Yifan to help Nezha refine the strong pill!
Then the Nezha has long hair? Just follow them to the world and mess around!
Moreover, that guy is not a lotus root? He also has human lust.
"Nonsense, people have fathers and mothers, why can't they have lust. ”
"Speaking of which, this Li Jing is also a bitter fate, his sons have become immortal classes one by one, after so many years, it is rare to die if he wants to hold a grandson!"
"Isn't he a lotus root man? When Taiyi Zhenren picked him up, the gadget didn't pick it up. ”
Yang Jian's eyes became very playful.
And Hu Yifan only felt that his childhood was ruined......
"I ...... You take the Dan Fang, I'll try it......"
Yang Jian smiled and handed Hu Yifan a pill prescription.
Looking at the name of this elixir, it's not a good thing!
[Lotus Root Rejuvenation Pill, a blue rare quality elixir, can promote the development of lotus root and make the lotus root thicker and bigger. 】
What a description of this bullshit!
"Good brother, Nezha's happy life depends on you!"
"He is thin-skinned, embarrassed to come and beg you in person, if you can really solve the problem for him, then, in the future, the two of us will cover you together!"
When Yang Jian said this, Hu Yifan sighed.
Okay, I really didn't expect that my alchemy ability would be asked to do such a strange thing.
No wonder these two guys will look for him to make alchemy, if this happened in the Heavenly Palace, if Nezha and his father Li Jing knew about it, they would not be able to lock him up in the tower again?
This elixir is not difficult to refine, so Hu Yifan refined it for him very easily, Yang Jian took the elixir and walked away, Hu Yifan looked at his departing back, and his mood was complicated.
"I always feel like I've done something bad......"
He wasn't sure if he was doing this correctly, but all in all, he had already begun to regret refining this elixir for Yang Jian.
"I always felt like these two guys were going to get in trouble......"
Hu Yifan was a little worried, but Yang Jian had already run away, probably because he was hungry, he only cared about his own pleasure, and had no other thoughts at all.
Men, as expected, are animals that think with their lower bodies, even if they are immortals, they are no exception.