Chapter 36: Eggs with Arrows
Pitfall. Serial traps. The pseudo-lady of the blue-collar warband has encountered a serial trap. A total of twenty-eight pseudo-maidens were sacrificed. Guo Wang Yu ordered the left and right protectors to destroy the twenty-eight men's small blue flags. You can't give your little blue flag to the matchmakers.
Members of the Matchmaker Warband can collect ten small blue flags from the Blue-Collar Warband in exchange for a ticket to the promotion. Similarly, the pseudo-lady of the blue-collar war group can also get a guarantee of promotion by collecting ten small red flags.
Only when the flag at home does not fall, can the flag be planted outside......
The trap of the matchmaker war group was captured by the blue-collar war group, and there are few of them. The more traps remain, the more terrible they are, and the more pseudo-girls will be sacrificed.
Zhang Xiaoyu, the fruit king sitting on the cute beast grass and mud horse in the city, is always vigilant. He had a feeling that Shangguan Xue was observing him in the dark. The body was a little uncomfortable, but the tip of the fruit king's chest was upturned, well, it turned out to be excited.
"Report to the commander-in-chief, our reconnaissance force is completely destroyed! Their 'corpses' have been brought back. β
Jia Dadiao came to the city beast in a hurry, and he reported to the king of fruits.
Since it is a "corpse" (alive, but has lost the power to evolve the pseudo-Niang Oiran), naturally it cannot speak. Zhang Xiaoyu waved his hand and motioned to Jia Dadiao to let the "corpses" leave. Their sacrifice will be meaningful, and the living pseudo-lady man will continue to deepen and strengthen the path of the pseudo-mother!
The number of casualties in the blue-collar warbands gradually increased, increasing to a number that should not be underestimated.
The ballet fruit king can be calm, but the left and right protectors Jia Dadiao and Jia Dapeng eggs cannot. Especially Jia Dapeng, his egg was shot by a headless soft arrow shot from the shadows, and the top of the headless soft arrow was a sucker, which was still adsorbed on Jia Dapeng's crotch. As soon as the Roc walks, the sucker arrow will shake. How do you let Dapeng baa.
"Commander, please heal me."
Dharma Protector Jia Dapeng said shamefully.
Ah, the man's egg was hit by an arrow, which was an unspeakable thing, but Dapeng focused on the overall situation. He endured the pain and shame and asked the commander Zhang Xiaoyu to heal his injuries and heal his sorrows.
Jia Dapeng also saw that the suction cup arrow must have come from Shangguan Xue's hands, not necessarily shot by Shangguan Xue, but others could shoot it. Zhang Xiaoyu was often shot by Shangguan Xue's suction cup arrows, so Jia Dapeng thought that Xiaoyu's rich experience would definitely cure his egg sorrows.
Wrong, Jia Dapeng was wrong.
He couldn't be more wrong!
"I'm scared."
The young girl standing on the shoulder of Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, jumped down.
The little female dragon walked towards Jia Dapeng, the protector of the arrow in the egg.
"Do you want to be?"
Jia Dapeng's heart was anxious, and his body trembled.
The instinct tells SΓΉ Dapeng 8 that the little female dragon can touch the sucker arrows attached to his eggs.
"Ann, la, la."
The little female dragon comforted Jia Dapeng. "You trust me. Soon your eggs will be freed. β
βwhatοΌοΌ Extrication? My eggs are free, baaa, how dare I believe you, 8 I want to come, I will call someone if you come again. Stop, stop, little Lori, you 8 want to get closer to me again. I have a bad heart. β
Jia Dapeng was frightened, Xiao Yinlong's sentence freed his eggs, and he was already afraid of Dapeng. The man's egg 8 can be liberated, and if you take it off and put it back, it will be a tragic bird!
Senior Liujiu, Xiaobai, Jia Dadiao and others hurriedly stepped forward to stop Xiao Yinlong, who wanted to free Dapeng's eggs.
And then the eggs.
Xiao Yinlong reached out and grabbed the sucker arrow on Jia Dapeng's crotch.
Pull hard, pull hard!
Xiao Yinlongyun lightly pulled out the sucker arrow. It made Dapeng extremely painful. Screaming in pain. Little Lori dare to be gentle, do you want to rip off my eggs? Jia Dapeng relaxed at the same time, and the sucker arrows on the eggs were missing.
"Commander, it's easy to dodge open guns and hard to defend against dark arrows. There are a lot of archers in the matchmaker warband. They were so violent, and many of the brethren were shot by arrows. β
Jia Dadiao thinks it is inappropriate and needs to be changed. The sucker arrows shot by the matchmaker group are really annoying.
Bang Dang!! Jia Dadiao's head was covered with a metal basin. Dizzy, the eagle classmate walked unsteadily, and almost hit the street. Lying down, how can you put a pot at will. Want to kill me? Isn't it a hard braincase, isn't the head blooming? Take it off, Jia Dadiao wants to take off the metal basin on his head, but he can't take it off!!
I couldn't take it off.
Cold sweat broke out on the eagle's head. Paralyzed, don't play like this. What's the deal with a basin on the door of your head?
"Poofβ"
"It's funny!"
"It's hilarious."
"Eagle owl, the basin on your head is a pot, a pot."
"It's too lacking in morality, the despicable guy of the matchmaker wargroup has deducted a basin of on the head of the Eagle Protector."
"Oh, it's really a basin."
"Indeed."
The pseudo-ladies of the blue-collar warband burst out laughing. Because the metal basin is written in bright red bold letters: basin.
Of course, this brand new basin has not been stained with dung. It's a gadget for humiliating people. Blows, mental blows. For those who are not mentally sound enough, the blow effect is superimposed.
Zhang Xiaoyu's legs were sandwiched between the urban cute beast grass mud horse, riding the grass mud horse, Zhang Xiaoyu ran towards Jia Da Eagle with a basin on his head. "The left and right protectors have been messed up, and the next one to be is me? First take off the basin on the eagle's head. β
"I'll come, let me come!"
It's a young girl again.
The young girl Beibei took the lead again, and she jumped onto Jia Dadiao's shoulder. Hold the rim of the basin with both hands. "Drinkβ" The young girl jerked the basin upward, but couldn't lift it. The basin was securely buckled on the eagle's head.
"My little aunt, tap, tap, do you want to kill me?"
"Are you a man?"
"Affiliation."
"Don't bark. I'll pull your head off along with the basin. β
ββ¦β¦β
fell to the ground, and Jia Dadiao fell to the ground with a bang.
Brutal, young girl too TM brutal. Jia Dadiao, don't don't drop.
"That's enough, Beibei, let go, let me come!"
Zhang Xiaoyu, who was riding an urban cute beast grass mud horse, finally rushed over.
"Ha, are you talking about me?"
The young girl pulled it off violently.
Unplugged.
The metal basin on Jia Dadiao's head was pulled out.
It's just a large piece of the slick skull on the eagle classmate's head, what's going on? Why are you bald?
Rao is very thick-skinned young girl was also a little taken aback. ββ¦β¦ Well, even part of his hair was pulled out together, but fortunately, my skills were good, and I didn't hurt his head and scalp. Behold, his scalp was shiny, and there was no blood left. The young girl dropped the washbasin, and she rubbed Jia Dadiao's shiny bald head with her little hands. I rub, I rub! It's so slippery, I can't stop at all! β
The young girl continued to rub Jia Dadiao's scalp.
Then, the friction generated heat, and Jia Dadiao woke up.
"Rubbing my scalp for little Lori, can anyone explain it to me?"
Jia Dadiao sat up and looked around, no one answered his questions. On the contrary, everyone covered their mouths and tried their best to hold back laughter.
"Human, let me ask you a question."
"Speak."
ββ¦β¦ What if, I mean, you had a bald piece of hair on your scalp? β
"I'm going to kill the guy who pulled out my hair."
ββ¦β¦β
The young girl was rarely silent.
She wondered if she was going to kill Jia Dayao first...... (To be continued.) )