Chapter 46: Preparing to Go
There are good and bad things in everything, and there are two sides to everything.
For example, I kicked Hai Dongqing, and he didn't retaliate against me much, but patted my wound with his hand very politely, and when he saw that the wound had broken open and began to seep blood out, Hai Dongqing pretended to be innocent: "See?" They all told you to go to the hospital. ”
The above content belongs to the bad side, and there is also the good side.
After sending me to the hospital for stitches, after the tetanus injections, the fat uncle just rushed to the hospital, and heard my tearful crying, and the fat uncle was angry.
"How can you bully Xiao Yiyi?! The real four (yes) anointed (no) king law! The fat uncle scolded and shouted Hai Dongqing, and kicked him twice in the ass: "Xiao Yi! Satisfied with the oil (no)? ”
I smacked my lips, just about to say I was dissatisfied, but when I saw Hai Dongqing looking at me with hatred on his face, I smiled dryly: "Forget it, I'm not such a stingy person." ”
Xie Tianhe and Zhang Qinghai were waiting for me outside the hospital, saying that they wanted to have a meal together and thank me, but in the end I politely refused.
I'm too tired to be human, and I'm going to eat with them? Looking for fun?
It's five o'clock in the evening, okay?! It's six o'clock in another hour, okay?! Does this count as staying up late and working overtime?
"Let's go to Fengtianfu next week, it's not a matter of dragging it out." I sat in the back seat and scratched my head, and when I saw Hai Dongqing looking out of the window with an indifferent face, I was immediately helpless.
"Shall we leave next week?" I asked tentatively.
"Don't you have your hands?" Hai Dongqing looked at me with a sideways face, and his tone was unusually flat.
"Lao Tzu doesn't play hand-to-hand combat with people, I'm afraid of a fart?" I asked angrily, seeing that he still looked dead, my temper immediately rose: "Do you want to go or not?" If you don't go to the No. 8 pawnshop, you can do it first! When the time comes, it's useless for us to go! ”
Hai Dongqing nodded, closed his eyes and leaned on the back seat, and said in a low voice: "Tomorrow, I will go back to Tianjin Wei first, prepare something at home, and go directly to Fengtianfu, where we will meet." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "Aren't we going together?" ”
"If you enter that kind of place, if you don't prepare for it, you're looking for death." Hai Dongqing said lightly.
The driver was also curious, probably because he couldn't understand what we were saying, but he couldn't help but be curious, his eyes kept glancing in the rearview mirror, as if he was looking at me and Hai Dongqing.
Now I can see that he has the body of an uncle, but he has the heart of a gossip woman.
"When the time comes, take the lead, don't let the No. 8 pawnshop advance the dungeon, and besides, this game dungeon is also very difficult, and we have to be careful not to be wiped out by the boss next week." I said quietly.
Hearing this, the driver smiled faintly, and his smile was full of satisfaction, which is the standard expression of curiosity being satisfied.
After arriving at the wreath shop, the fat uncle went back to the room straightforwardly and continued to sleep, while I, the wounded, was treated in an inhuman way by Hai Dongqing.
"I'm hungry." Hai Dongqing grabbed me, as if he didn't see that I was going to sleep under the quilt, pulled me out of the quilt, and pointed at himself: "You kicked me today, get me something to eat, don't lose." ”
"Loss, I'm a hell loss." My face was almost dark, so I took out my wallet from under the pillow in anger, took out a red ticket, handed it to Hai Dongqing, raised my hand and touched his head: "Good, Xiao Qingqing is the most obedient, go, go out and buy some food by yourself, don't make big brother sleep." ”
"The shops are closed, and there are no late-night food stalls." Hai Dongqing looked at me calmly, didn't care that I touched his head, at this time I thought his temper had improved, but as soon as I heard his next words, I realized that this grandson was really enough to bear the humiliation
Hai Dongqing patted my hand: "Is it okay?" I am hungry. ”
"I can't do anything about you," I shook my head with a smile.
After the words fell, I got out of bed in my T-shirt and was about to go into the kitchen to help him cook a bowl of noodles to eat, but after thinking about it, I suddenly remembered that there seemed to be some food in the refrigerator.
"Big Bird! Let's eat instant noodles together in a small hot pot, okay? I shouted to the back room, and Hai Dongqing followed me out of the back room and nodded to me.
Instant noodles and hot pot were my favorite things when I was in college with Zhou Yan.
A small electric pot, three packs of instant noodles, a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce, and some ham sausage and pickled pepper phoenix feet feel comfortable when you think about it.
Although there is no old godmother and no ham sausage at home, it seems that there are some instant noodles and pickled pepper chicken feet, which are enough for us to eat.
To be honest, I wasn't hungry at first, but I was really hungry because of Hai Dongqing.
Half an hour later.
Hai Dongqing was nibbling on pickled pepper phoenix claws, while stuffing instant noodles into his mouth, his head was never raised at all, his attention was all on the bowl in front of him, and he asked me coldly: "The weasel's soul has been solved by you?" ”
"The beast's ability is worse than that of the evil ghost, and the real body is dead, and its soul has the ability to fart." I replied without raising my head: "Shu's evil town is used to deal with the beast's method, although the lethality is not large, but it is still very easy to clean up the beast's soul, as long as the beast's real body dies, the soul will immediately be strangled by the red rope, and there is absolutely no room to turn over." ”
Hai Dongqing nodded and didn't speak again.
"You're from Tianjin?" I asked as I nibbled on chicken paws.
Hai Dongqing snorted.
"Do you know how to say Allegro?" I asked, as usual.
The moment the words fell, I clearly saw Hai Dongqing's movements froze, and when he raised his head, I found that his face was dark.
"Just kidding, don't get excited" I laughed, seeing that his expression was not good, I hurriedly changed the topic: "What, what do you have to prepare when you go back to Tianjin?" ”
"Archaeological shovels, explosives, flashlights, headlamps, walkie-talkies, knives for self-defense, and guns." Hai Dongqing was very calm when he said this, as if he was saying something inconsequential, and after taking a bite of instant noodles, he immediately asked, "What else do you need?" You say now, I'll take it with me when the time comes. ”
I looked at him and his gaze had changed from ridicule to surprise, he could get a gun? Aren't you afraid that the country will harmonize him?!
"Don't bring a gun," I grinned, "That thing doesn't work against injustice, and it's going to be in big trouble if the police catch it." ”
"Guns aren't used to protect against ghosts." Hai Dongqing's gaze returned to the pickled pepper phoenix feet, and the action looked quite joyful, after all, a handsome iceberg guy was holding the pickled pepper chicken feet and gnawing happily, this kind of scene is still difficult to see, but his next sentence made me shudder.
"That's to defend against people."
I was stunned, and then I pretended not to care, and my heart was slightly raised: "Who to guard against?" ”
"Black eats black is not uncommon in the tomb robbery industry, if we meet other tomb robbers, or say" Hai Dongqing looked at me, and there was a hint of reminder in his words: "What should we do if we meet the people of the No. 8 pawnshop?" ”
I was troubled to hear that.
The No. 8 pawnshop is not a soft persimmon, if I want to pinch it, I am afraid that the end will be very ugly, and it is not impossible to hold my own hands.
They seem to be better than me when it comes to being ruthless, after all, they are standard criminals
If you want to talk about the profundity of Taoism, it was already a fluke to be able to barely drive away Lafayette last time, if I really fight it, can I fight him?
When I was stunned, Hai Dongqing wiped his mouth and stood up, patted me on the shoulder and said, "You go to sleep, I'll clean up." ”
"Okay" I nodded subconsciously, stood up and wiped my mouth and walked to the back room, as soon as the front foot entered the back room, the back foot I reacted to something.
Will this birdman help me clean up the dishes?
Shouldn't it be, could it be that the Birdman was rushed by a weasel?!
With doubts, I got into the quilt with a serious face, closed my eyes, and silently pondered this thought-provoking and life-and-death question.
Maybe it's because I'm too tired today, I just got into the quilt and fell asleep in a daze in less than two minutes.
Nothing was said all night.
At noon the next day, Uncle Fat woke me up.
Well, if three o'clock in the afternoon is also noon.
"Bag (don't) sleep! Melon peel (fool)! The sun is shining! ”
"Don't lift my quilt! Let me sleep a little longer!! Just for a moment!! ”
Under the ruthless attack of the fat uncle, I finally got up helplessly, staring at him with extremely hateful eyes, and scolded the street in my heart.
"What do you want to do if you're hungry?" The fat uncle sat on the chair and looked at me, lit a cigarette and smoked, and the old god was muttering: "Yellow paper, compass, copper coins"
"It doesn't seem like there's anything to bring, so I'll just bring some necessities." I asked the fat uncle for a cigarette, yawned and took two puffs, sighed helplessly, and said: "It's also a conjecture to clean up the golden shroud with the mountain and river vein technique, whether it can be handled is another matter." ”
Suddenly, I remembered something important, turned my head and asked, "Fat uncle, what materials do you need to clean up the golden shroud with the mountain and river vein technique?" ”
"A pound of cinnabar, and then I will lend you a dagger to use Ha (below), and I am hungry and anointed with oil (no) brakes." The fat uncle was also a little distressed at this time, and it is estimated that he was also at a loss, after all, we have never seen the golden shroud, and whether the mountains and rivers can clean up the golden shroud is really a fatal question.
"When the time comes, let's see the move, who knows what else is in it?" I smiled wryly.
The fat uncle nodded, bared his teeth and said: "Xiaohai go back, drop the plane this morning, see that you are sleeping, the hungry will smear oil (no) and call you, he seems to have prepared a lot of contraband this time, and the hungry will not be caught, right?" ”
I shrugged and didn't speak.
Birdman is not stupid, since he dares to bring these things, can he be a little sure?
This time, our party from Fengtianfu, the primary goal is to get the old lady's bones back, and by the way, see what treasures are inside, and seize the opportunity to take him a sheep when the time comes.
I would never do such a thing as digging a grave, but it shows that it is a false tomb, that is, an empty grave where no one is buried.
Doesn't seem to have anything bad about me getting some treasures?
Now the business of the wreath shop is difficult to do, and it is not easy to make money with the ability to exorcise ghosts and suppress evil spirits.
Not only is it tired, but I can't open my mouth to pit money, and if I pit money, I will have to be punished, what am I doing with this kind of work? Having fun?
"Let's have a good rest these days, and you can call Big Bird in a while, and ask him to wait for us in Shenyang next Monday." I stretched comfortably, said a word to the fat uncle, and then got up from the bed and walked to the window.
Opening the window, I smoked a cigarette and stood against the window, squinting slightly at the sunlight outside the window, muttering in my heart.
Old man.
Your father's bones will be handed over to me, and when the time comes, I will ensure that the old lady's bones will be sent back to Xiangxi and buried on Longshan, where you are resting