Chapter 11: The Watergate Incident in the Otherworld (Part II)

In the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Force", from the perspective of an onlooker, the most strange thing is the nonsensical death-threatening surprise attack at the beginning - the empire in the fantasy world, which is still in the age of cold weapons, rashly sent tens of thousands of troops to cross the gate of the gods and enter Ginza in Tokyo, Japan, without prior reconnaissance and temptation...... As a result, in addition to killing some Tokyo citizens and grabbing some worthless things in the early stage, they were immediately slaughtered over and over again by the modern firepower of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, and then pushed back to the imperial mainland on the other side of the "gate" by the Self-Defense Forces, almost triggering a monstrous disaster that led to the destruction of the country and the nation. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

If the "door" is not the new Japanese otaku who have been highly degraded and cutely educated by the American Imperial Eagle Sauce, but the Yamato warriors of the old Japanese empire who were reckless, bloodthirsty and cruel a century ago, it is estimated that the entire Farmatt continent will become a colony......

All in all, the Imperial Expeditionary Force's reckless attack on Japan, which had no limits to death, was really more than worth the losses and brought disaster upon itself. And from a military point of view, such a reckless action of an imperial commander is also very incredible. On the earth, no matter what country is, before sending troops on an expedition, it must do a good job of reconnaissance, at least it must understand who it is going to fight with, or whether there is something worth plundering on the other side, and it is absolutely impossible to rashly send tens of thousands of troops to a strange and distant foreign country to make a guest expedition without knowing anything about the enemy's territory.

Even the most brutal pirates and horse thieves will only organize their men and horses to plunder after they have found out the details of their intended targets.

Even the military leaders of primitive tribes understand such a simple truth on Earth, why are the generals of the empire so stupid?

Now, through the information gathered before the gate of the Sacred Mountain of Arnus opened, as well as the observation of this "opening scene", Miss Daiya, the Bunny Girl of the Otherworld, has finally figured out part of the truth behind the scenes: it turns out that the truth is not that these Otherworldly soldiers in the Cold Weapon Age are stupid and reckless, but the real problem is that the magicians and scholars of the empire have made a mistake in their perception of the "door". Unbeknownst to the gang, the "Gate of the Gods" of the Sacred Mountain of Arnus would connect to a different world each time it opened automatically. Rather, it was a mistake to think that the Gate of the Gods on the hills of Arnus should be a relatively stable gateway to a fixed otherworld, or, at least for a short time, the destination behind the door should be fixed.

Then, the "door" at the top of Arcnous Mountain, when it was opened for the last time many years ago, led to a different world with many wealth and weak forces, well, here it can be named Otherworld A. At that time, the empire once sent troops to the other world A to plunder, and it reaped a lot of results. Before this official invasion, the generals of the empire also ordered the magicians to briefly open the "gate of the gods" through "illegal operations" - this is the limit of what the imperial magicians can do, and then sent a small number of elite scout troops over, and finally confirmed that the world on the other side of the "gate" is still the familiar, the empire's army once visited, rich in goods and weak in military power.

Therefore, in order to prevent the other party from fleeing with wealth immediately after seeing the "door" appear (the rich weak chicken in the other world A on the other side has been robbed by the empire once before, and I am afraid that he has the experience to deal with it), or adopt a scorched earth policy to increase the difficulty of his own plunder, the high-ranking generals of the expeditionary force decided to devote all their forces at the beginning of the attack, striving to strike first, and not leaving any time for the robbery target to react. Since there was no danger of this decision being leaked to the other side of the "gate", the commander of the Imperial Expeditionary Force did not keep it a secret, but sent someone to inform the whole army at the beginning, and it was still read out publicly...... So even the traverser Bunny Girl Daiya who peeked from afar knew it.

Unfortunately, according to the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Force", when the "Gate of the Gods" on the top of Arcnous Mountain was officially opened not long after, the world behind the gate accidentally became another world B, that is, Ginza, Tokyo, Japan at the beginning of the 21st century. But in the minds of the commanders of the Imperial Expeditionary Force, behind the door should still be the other world they were already familiar with in the last reconnaissance operation, weak in force and rich in goods...... By the time the generals found out that something was wrong, most of the army had already been killed, and it was too late to call a halt - so they were gorgeously cheated. However, in the face of such an unfortunate incident, the commander of the Imperial Expeditionary Force probably felt very helpless and aggrieved: he thought that he was attacking a familiar other world A, but in the blink of an eye, he became a completely unfamiliar other world B, and then there was no room for adjustment and buffer time, and he was crushed into slag by the opposite side of the reverse thrust hanging...... Who is to blame for such an outcome? It's all a trick of fate!

Of course, at this moment, the 100,000 Imperial Expeditionary Force still had no idea about the upcoming mutation, and they were all full of ambition and confidence. As a member of the hostile camp of the empire, Dai Ya, the headhunter bunny girl, did not mean to remind her at all. What really worries her at the moment is that when the Imperial Expeditionary Force is defeated and the Japanese Self-Defense Forces push back, how should these headhunters deal with each other?

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A few hours later, Daiya, the traverser bunny girl, who had finished her routine surveillance, jumped over the steep and steep rocky cliffs with ease and agility under the cover of the twilight of the setting sun, and arrived at a rather secluded cave - rabbits are known to be naturally good at burrowing. And near the barren and remote Arnous hills, where there is little vegetation, digging caves is obviously one of the most suitable ways to hide. And relying on the [Storage Ring] left by the veteran, Dai Ya and another companion also brought enough supplies with them, which could fully support the concealment and lurking for a long time.

All in all, it is not a problem to hold on to the opening of the "door" in the Arnous hills. The real question is: what to do when you get down?

The Infinite Space veterans who had made the plan of action didn't think about it at all, because they couldn't help it, and the only goal of lurking in the Arnoos Hills was to get as close to the main plot as possible. In order to "wait for the next task of the main god system".

However, now that the main god system has collapsed, what can they do if they are left with these newcomers to stay near the Arnous hills? Is it to wait until the Imperial Expeditionary Force is defeated and retreats, and the Japanese Self-Defense Forces push back and establish a base on the top of the mountain, pretending to be the cutest and jumping up to say hello to these Heisei dead houses: Hey! Are you the legendary Japanese? I'll say what you say!

- Miss Daiya, the Rabbit Ear Lady of the Traverser, thought to herself with a little frustration, feeling like her rabbit ears were going to be pulled down with disgust.

“…… Yo! Yaya! Are you back? Naa! Is the door opening over there? ”

With this energetic greeting, another rabbit-eared girl popped out of the hole...... No, judging from the height, it seems that at best, it can only be considered a rabbit-eared Lori. I saw that she had short black neck-length hair with slightly curly hair, a pair of big red eyes, wearing a pale pink short-sleeved gothic loli-style dress, and a carrot-shaped pendant around her neck. The pair of pink and white oversized rabbit ears on his head drooped limply as usual. Coupled with the small cluster of round, fluffy rabbit tails behind him, it is really indescribably cute.

This is another newcomer who is trapped in the plot world of "Fantasy Self-Defense Force" with Miss Daiya, Miss Cai Rong.

Compared with Dai Ya, who is always sad, Rabbit Ear Lori Cai Rong is much more lively, but her various whimsical ideas are really a headache.

“…… It looks like it will be a few days before the doors open...... Wait, what are you dressed up for? Haven't you given up on that ridiculous plan? ”

Dai Ya, the rabbit-eared lady in military uniform, frowned and said, "...... Relying on his Japanese to speak very slippery, he is ready to pretend to be Emperor Inaba in "Oriental Gensokyo" and go to fool the Japanese Self-Defense Forces anime house that comes across the "door"? No matter how you look at this idea, it's a big problem, okay? ”

“…… Is there a problem? How do I feel like it's a good fit? You see, isn't my appearance very similar to the black-bellied rabbit Inaba Emperor in "Oriental Gensok"? Since I was in elementary school, I have been playing anime cosplay role-playing games professionally! ”

Rabbit ear Lori Cai Rong tilted her head cutely, and took out a lot of talismans, hooks and strange gadgets from her pocket, "...... With the magic weapon left behind by the veteran Onmyoji Big Sister, the barrage is similar to that in "Oriental Fantasy Township", I can also release it now! ”

“…… So you're well prepared? Oh my God! Rong Rong, how did your little brain melon grow? ”

Daiya, the rabbit-eared lady in military uniform, rolled her eyes and retorted, "...... First of all, according to the plot content of "Fantasy Self-Defense Force", it is not wrong that there must be an anime industry in Japanese society on the other side of the "door". But whether there is an anime setting structure of "Oriental Gensokyo" or not, it's hard to say - after all, it's two worlds! If Japan on the other side of the 'door' doesn't have the anime "Oriental Gensokyo" at all, won't your disguise become a chicken and a duck? ”

“…… Belch...... It seems that there is such a possibility! But it doesn't matter, even if there is no "Oriental Gensokyo" in Japan in this world, there should always be a myth of "Inaba no White Rabbit", right? I'll just rely on the onmyoji to pretend to be the rabbit god to cheat and eat and drink! Cai Rong's eyes rolled, and she had a new idea.

"...... 'Inaba no White Rabbit'? Well, as long as it's Japan, no matter which world it's Japan in the plot, there should be this myth. But the question is, what are you doing with the Japanese Self-Defense Forces under this pretense? Could it be that he wants to call himself the Japanese White Rabbit God who has wandered to another world, and now wants to return to his homeland, and then run to the White Rabbit Shrine in Osaka to enjoy the worship? Daia asked with a little crying and laughing.

“…… Isn't that possible? Rabbit-eared Lori Cai Rong stared at her round eyes unconvinced, staring at Daiya, the rabbit-eared lady in military uniform, "...... Are you really going to spend the rest of your life in this backward world where you want nothing? Eat half-baked meat and vegetables, sleep only on a haystack covered with linen and full of lice! I don't even have toilet paper to wipe my butt when I go to the toilet! There is no entertainment or anything, such a completely boring day, people don't want to live it all the time! Of course, you have to find a way to run to the other side of the door and enjoy life! ”

“…… I'm not saying there's something wrong with your idea. But it's really hard for you to succeed in doing this! Even if you claim to be the 'White Rabbit of Inaba', will the Japanese people on the other side of the Gate really be so happy to admit and invite you into the shrine to make offerings? ”

Dai Ya, the rabbit-eared lady in military uniform, spread her hands helplessly, "...... Even if the shrine over there does admit your identity, those Japanese people will definitely ask you, since you are the rabbit god of Japan, where is the god of Amaterasu? And where is Susanoo? And where are the other eight million gods in Japanese mythology? And where is Takamagahara, where the gods live? How to answer these questions, have you thought about it now? Are you still going to find a few fox beast ears to pretend to be the god of Inari? (The god Inari in charge of agriculture in Japan is a fox spirit)"

“…… Belch...... Seems a bit of a hassle! Rabbit ear Lori Cai Rong scratched her head in distress, "...... So, what do you think should be done? ”

“…… Quite simply, after the collapse of the Imperial Expeditionary Force and the return of the Self-Defense Forces to occupy the Arnus Hill, we will go over and reveal our true identities directly to the Self-Defense Forces—the messenger of the "Rabbit God", the High Priestess of the Headhunter Rabbit Clan, and the victims of the Empire's invasion...... Considering the attractiveness of our beautiful skin in the human society on Earth, I believe that the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, which are eager to understand the world, will definitely treat us as guests who can communicate and act as a leading party, and enjoy the status of diplomats in the world over there. ”

Dai Ya, the rabbit-eared lady in military uniform, gently stroked her smooth cheeks, and said so calmly, "...... Where did we learn Japanese...... Let's just say that it was taught by a Japanese onmyoji from the earth with mana power, yes, it is the senior onmyoji who left you so many magic weapons. If we want to continue to ask carefully, we can also take some of the things left behind by the veterans, and hand them over with modern characteristics but not use, so that we can probably fool them out.

According to the situation shown in the plot of "Fantasy Self-Defense Force", in general, the Japanese government in that world is still very moderate and more disciplined. As long as we have a better attitude, it shouldn't be too difficult to get a long-term meal ticket over there......"

“…… But...... In this way, our fate will still be tied to the headhunter rabbit tribe! ”

Rabbit ear Lori Cai Rong frowned, "...... You can't go to Earth to enjoy life by yourself, and leave your tribe here to suffer the revenge of the Empire, right? Although the Empire's Cold Weapon Legion can't deal with the Self-Defense Forces, as long as there is another crusade, the now half-dead Headhunter Rabbit clan will be finished! ”

“…… How is it over? Wouldn't it be better to let the headhunter rabbits all move to the Arnous Hills and ask the Self-Defense Forces for shelter? When the 'door' closes five years later, the whole clan will directly migrate to Earth, and all problems will be solved! Daia replied

“…… Yes? Can this also be done? Rabbit ear Lori Cai Rong was dumbfounded, "...... Is the other side willing to accept it? ”

“…… Absolutely! Moe is the truth, cute is justice! Such a cute rabbit-eared girl is holding a sign begging for support, how can a compassionate earth civilization not accept it? Now that the headhunter rabbit has just suffered a heavy blow from the war, even if the whole clan counts the old, weak, sick and disabled, that is, more than 10,000 rabbits, such a small number, even if they rely on selling cuteness like pandas, they can completely eat in the human society on the earth. ”

“…… Selling cute? With the lifestyle of that unbridled bunny girl, it is estimated that she will soon sell meat to nightclubs, right? Cai Rong muttered.

“…… So what? With the sexual openness of the headhunter rabbit family, what is it to sleep with a few more men? Dai Ya, the rabbit-eared lady in military uniform, raised her eyebrows disapprovingly, "...... Do you think there are still fewer headhunter rabbit girls working in brothels in the red light districts of various cities in the mainland? ”

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All in all, the controversy between Dai Ya, a realist, and Cai Rong, an idealist, is still a matter of playing the piano against each other, and no one can convince anyone...... In the end, we can only put aside the controversy for the time being, and take a step at a time.

In this way, after a few more days, I finally waited for the opening date of the "Gate of the Gods" calculated by the imperial magicians.

The generals of the Imperial Expeditionary Force, who had been tired and tired in the previous days, also took a rare step forward and made great efforts to clean up military discipline, expelling hawkers, itinerant artists, and prostitution women from the barracks, and at the same time making the soldiers clothed and ready for battle.

However, to the stunned and stunned eyes of the entire Imperial Expeditionary Force, when the "door" at the top of the sacred mountain Ernus Peak suddenly opened, what appeared in front of them was not a rich and weak world, but ...... The overwhelming murky waters!!

——Tens of thousands of elite elites of the Imperial Expeditionary Force, who were clustered behind the "Gate of the Gods" in a dense formation, were completely engulfed by the monstrous flood in an instant. Immediately afterwards, the torrent roared down the Arnous hills, and in the blink of an eye swept away all the tents, fences, and chariots and horses in its path...... Just as the surviving soldiers, merchants, and slaves were sinking and floating in the flood, ghosts and wolves were howling, and a few kilometers away on a mountain, a certain traverser headhunter rabbit girl was heard angrily scolding:

“…… It's too late! Did those stupid magicians of the empire open the door to the bottom of Tokyo Bay? ”

- Well, what she didn't know was that the location at the other end of the "Gate of the Gods" was not Tokyo Bay, but under Victoria Bay in Hong Kong......

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ps: It is also said that the empire had captured a few ordinary civilians in modern Japan before, and after torture, I learned that Japan is a peaceful country and has no army (only the Self-Defense Forces), so I rashly attacked it due to translation and cultural differences. But this explanation is too far-fetched, and even if Japan is a peaceful country without an army, the army of the American imperialist boss is stationed in Yokosuka, and if the Japanese are really caught and tortured carefully, the empire should not be completely unaware. Modern Japanese generally believe that the American army is unparalleled in the world, and there is no problem in fighting monsters and aliens.

It's also far-fetched to say that the empire thinks that the earth has no magic so it's weak, and according to the content of the plot, you know that the empire's government is not magically supreme, and the status of magicians is not as high as that of military aristocrats, and the emperor and crown prince don't know magic, but they don't think magicians are very powerful.

Therefore, the Empire does not know that the "door" connects to a different world each time, and mistakenly thinks that it leads to a different world. And when he asked the magician to "open the hole in violation of regulations" to reconnoitre, he also went to the weak chicken other world that he went to last time, which is so reckless. (To be continued.) )