061 Tears into laughter

Shangguan looked at Lin Lili.

To be honest, this girl is really not ugly, and her appearance is standard, her body is standard, and her heart is also very good, but ...... The arrow of Eros just didn't hit itself, so what can be done? Do you obviously don't like other people, but you want to deceive other girls' feelings and bodies?

Shangguan shook his head and drove out this filthy idea.

In any case, I, Shangguan Yi, cannot do such a thing, otherwise, my conscience will definitely blame myself for the rest of my life.

While Shangguan was thinking about what to do, the two had already walked to the school gate, Shangguan glanced at the killer pickup disguised as selling meat sandwich buns, and saw that in front of the peerless killer's stall, there was still a full queue, and the greedy and eager faces took the meat sandwich buns from the hands of the pickup that had been stained with countless blood, and then ate them eagerly.

Alas, what a somewhat hilarious sight.

"By the way, I don't understand what the pickup said, 'Give Li Jingcheng an answer within three days', what's going on?" Is he a top killer like him, do you want to choose to go against the Southern A industry represented by Li Jingcheng? Or will it be against the unknown forces represented by Cruz? Or will he turn his back on the principles he has adhered to for so many years, neither take the task nor kill the client, and live in secret......

I really want to know the ending, Shangguan thought about it while following Lin Lili on the bus in a daze.

From Central South University to the nearest movie theater, it is only three or four stops away. The movie theater is located near the fall street of Hunan University, which is a small shopping mall, because it is quite close to the dormitory areas of major colleges, and it is also very popular here, selling all kinds of cheap and useful clothes, accessories, food and other goods, but it has been unanimously recognized by students.

This place called Universal Cinema, Shangguan has been here twice, at that time, he and Xiaohui are only freshmen, although he himself is better, but Xiaohui, as a girl, always has more attempts for new things**, no, it was only the weekend, so he pulled Shangguan here to try the new.

But it's a pity that the experience left by Shangguan from watching the movie twice was not good. The dull plot, the boring dialogue, and the brain-dead ending are the nightmares left by the famous romance films of the two steps at that time.

Since then, although Xiaohui still has the idea of going to the movies with Shangguan, Shangguan has always made excuses to shirk the matter, and even sometimes he is forced to take out the money directly and let her go to her girlfriend......

So this time, as soon as he and Lin Lili went up to the second floor, and when they arrived in front of the ticket hall, the residual shadow memories in his heart came up, snorted, and secretly shouted in his heart: "What can I do about this, it's boring enough to watch a movie, and I want to watch it with such a boring girl, won't this kill me?" ”

When Shangguan was fighting between heaven and man in his mind, Lin Lili looked at the other party's strange and complicated expression, but secretly thought that the other party had never been to such a "high-level" place, so she was nervous and cramped.

In this case, this boy really hasn't been to the movie theater with other girls before. What a good man.

With this thought, Lin Lili was even happier. She took Shangguan's hand, pointed to the ticket office, and said, "No, buy the ticket there." ”

Shangguan followed Lin Lili a little numbly, and the two stepped forward, when buying tickets, he didn't even notice what the ticket seller was saying, he just thought in his heart, and said: "By the way, anyway, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, since this is the case, it is better to spend money to sleep." ”

In such a boring atmosphere, it will definitely be a good sleep. And in the past two days, he has indeed been a little tired.

After the two of them finished buying the tickets, Lin Lili put the tickets in her bag, and then ordered two more drinks, and then turned around with Shangguan. But at this time, a man bumped into him and knocked Shangguan back a few steps, but fortunately, he suddenly held on to the pillar used in the queue and barely fell to the ground.

But in the midst of the collision, a white card fell out and fell to the ground.

"Oops......" Shangguan shouted, looking at the person with some dissatisfaction, and then saw the card that had fallen to the ground. Then, he picked up the card and put it in his pocket. This is the card that Li Jingcheng gave himself, that is, the access card of the mecha warehouse of the Southern Jiaye outside the West Gate.

After getting this card, he kept it on his body in order to prevent unforeseen needs. However, this card is no different from other ordinary access control cards in appearance, Shangguan just puts it on the table in a high-sounding manner, and it is estimated that no one will know what is special about it.

"Ahh......h I'm really embarrassed...... "It was a tall man who knocked Shangguan down, but when he stretched out his left hand to himself, Shangguan was stunned.

It is common sense that when a person wants to shake hands with a stranger, he will first take the initiative to extend his right hand. After all, this is still a predominantly right-handed society, unless you know in advance that the other person is using the left hand, or the average person will not stretch out his left hand to shake hands with the other person.

However, when the tall man stretched out his left hand, Shangguan did not blame him.

For he had no right hand at all, and saw only an empty right arm, which had nothing but his clothes.

In order to avoid embarrassment to the other party, Shangguan quickly withdrew his gaze, stretched out his left hand, and shook hands with this person.

The strength of this person's handshake was very huge, and it suddenly made Shangguan's grip hurt, "Ouch! He called out again.

"Hey, you're enough." Lin Lili put two drinks on the table at once, ran between the left-handed man and Shangguan, and blocked the two in the middle.

The left-armed man seemed to be very fierce, Shangguan didn't expect that Lin Lili would dare to have a verbal conflict with him like this.

――Is it all for me?

Thinking of this, Shangguan was faintly moved. He pulled the girl's right hand and said, "Forget it, it's okay." ”

But Lin Lili still didn't seem to let go of the boy, and shouted, "Don't go too far." ”

The one-armed strong man looked at Lin Lili's eyes, his gaze was a little scary, and said, "Listen to me, he's not a good guy." ”

"You're not a nice guy." Lin Lili pushed back, "All along, no matter what kind of thing I do, you have to take care of me, no matter what kind of person I make friends with, you have to interfere," she crossed her waist, looking like a big sister in Changsha scolding her sister, and said: "This time, let me tell you, what I like to do and who I talk to to be friends with, it's none of your business!" ”

Speaking of this, Lin Lili's eyes had tears in her eyes. This change was so rapid that even Shangguan was a little surprised.

Shangguan was most afraid that the girl would cry, and in the face of such a situation, he had no choice at all.

He looked at the girl, then at the one-armed hero, and in the end there was nothing to do but feel that his head hurt.

- Shangguan Yi, Shangguan Yi, why are you so useless.

Just when Shangguan felt helpless, he felt that his right hand was pulled by someone, and he was pulled in the direction of the electric escalator. Lin Lili walked in front, suppressed her sad tone, and said coldly: "Let's go, let's leave that waste man alone." ”

Sweat...... Even if you have a big grudge against him, you shouldn't call a disabled person a "wasted person", that hurts people's hearts.

And...... Shangguan looked at the two glasses of Coke that were still on the counter, and read anxiously in his heart: Moreover, can you let me bring the two glasses of Coke worth 18 yuan first...... Doesn't the book say that wasting food is the most shameful?

After the two went up to the third floor, they sat in the waiting area outside for a few minutes, and the news of the audience entering was broadcast on the radio.

This theater is a small hall in Universal Studios, with only about 50 people, and this film is not as good as Lin Lili said, and the attendance rate is about ten people.

Because it was Lin Lili's relationship who bought the ticket, maybe this bad girl had some bad intentions, although she watched a 3D movie, she also chose the last row.

Sweat...... Is this the seat for "cuddling and hugging, and watching a movie by the way" as mentioned on the Internet...... Shangguan glanced at Lin Lili, and then felt that this little girl with a beautiful appearance was actually far from being as pure and flawless as she looked in her heart......

However, while the light was not dimmed, Shangguan seemed to see that she was still crying silently, and she didn't bother to wipe her face just now, looking heartbroken.

"Alas, the one just now must have been her ex-boyfriend, and she must have been dumped by such a man, so she was so grief-stricken that she no longer believed in the handsome guy, so she asked me for a spare tire." With such thoughts, Shangguan suddenly felt a lot relieved. After he asked the girl to sit down, he took the initiative to pick up tissues from the girl's bag.

At this time, as a gentleman, you should take out a tissue as soon as possible, hand it to the girl, and let her wipe away her tears, so that it is gentle enough.

In the dark, Shangguan rubbed in the girl's bag for a while, Lin Lili glanced at him, as if with questioning eyes such as "can you do it", Shangguan gave the other party a calm smile, and then touched a pack of small tissues in the girl's bag, took it out, and handed it to the girl's hand.

The girl took it, first stunned, and then laughed out loud.

She was still crying a moment ago, how could she smile all of a sudden? What's funny going on?

I saw that the girl handed back the bag of "tissues", put it in Shangguan's hand, and said, "You brought 'Shu Ermei' to me, do you want me to show you on the spot?" ”

What? Comfortable and beautiful, what is that?

Shangguan's mind searched quickly, and suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and remembered the advertisement on TV: a woman who looked like an aunt said to the camera with a bright face, "Since I used Shu Ermei, no matter how big the amount is, I don't have to worry about it." ”

Dizzy, it turned out to be a sanitary napkin!

Shangguan threw the pack of "tissues" into Lin Lili's bag, embarrassed, and laughed a few times.

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Do you like the joke at the end of this chapter? Personally, it's quite interesting when I write it, hehehe.