Chapter 028: How to Die
Their idea is not "there is wine today and drunk today", but to endure, regardless of your wind and rain, I have always endured! In the end, the hundred ninja came true, and the transformation into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was completed.
The Chinese people think very differently. Chinese people pay attention to accumulating wealth, and pay attention to carrying a piece of the sky for parents, wives, and children. Therefore, when the Asian market is close to saturation, many people will flock to work abroad, just for that higher salary, they will silently endure the pain of leaving their homeland, the pain of displacement, and eat bran vegetables every day, and have no regrets.
The Germans, the Norsemen, and the Caucasians were all dominated by whites, and the blacks first came into contact with the whole world on slave ships in the Age of Discovery. Because of the isolation of the country and the backwardness of the economy, the status of the yellow race is also very low
Lin Xiao is not an honest child in the real world, and he has made a lot of friends who are not honest in the real world, so he naturally understands this aspect.
A friend who once drank and meat once said that he had worked abroad: the salary here in Australia is high, the living expenses are not too high, and you can make a lot of money if you work for a few more years.
In recent years, many people who are not developing well in China have gotten a work visa in Australia through guò money, and many people can basically build a house in their hometown after working here for a few years and returning home.
Of course, there are many so-called international students, who come to Australia to study in Australia through those cheating institutions in China, in fact, they are some schools in Australia that are not in the stream, and international students also work here with a good name for studying abroad.
Chinese men are like this, no matter how many grievances they have suffered in front of others, they still have a smile when they return home. Of course, those wive-beating wives are abolished (I think so).
"Life in Australia is not as tiring and depressing as at home, and you can make a lot of money, but other people's countries are other people's countries after all, and we have no status here." These were the words of that friend.
"I still remember when we went from a small village to a big city, the eyes of those people in the city looked down on us."
"It's this kind of contempt that makes me insist on staying in the city, Lao Tzu is poor and has no money, so I have to live a personal life!"
"There is a saying: You have been a successful person since birth, because you have defeated hundreds of millions of competing partners~~"
"When you actually go abroad, you will understand what discrimination is, especially for a sojourner like me who does not have a residence permit."
"In movies, TV series, and some social networking sites, it will always be said that how high a foreign student is, how a foreigner can respect people, and how a foreigner can be cultivated, these are all bullshit!"
"If you think about it with your ass, you should know that there is unique discrimination between Beijing and Shanghai, not to mention a foreign country with a completely inconsistent nationality, race, belief and identity, and you may be a bunch of garbage that occupies a certain block, pollutes their urban environment, and lowers their quality of life!"
Respect??
Yes, they know how to respect people, but only if they treat you as a human being.
Before you don't have any special skills to make them worthy of praise, and you don't have any ability to make them willing to sign a contract with you, Chinese people like this who go to their country to do the lowest work are just a bunch of dirty rats who have invaded other people's territory and have no cultivation, and they don't bother to call the police on the streets, wasting their time drinking coffee!
In recent years, there are many people who go abroad to work, and after a few years, they can always bring back a large amount of money. But who knows the bitterness and suffering behind them?
If a person is in a foreign country, begging for a living without understanding the language, and is reluctant to eat or wear the money he earns, will racism really be eliminated? In a white supremacist country, yellows and blacks have always been the bottom of the trash.
Respect? Superficial respect! Contempt in the bones!
Yes, there are successful people, but how many? World civilization has developed for thousands of years, and there is only one Einstein and Hawking!
In the eyes of foreigners, 80 percent of the Chinese are like garbage at the bottom of society.
And Lin Xiao, who was once a member of the scum of society, couldn't help but sigh when he thought of this
"And you, street boy! It must be you street rats who would do such a vicious thing! ”
The red-haired beauty first pointed at Michael's nose and scolded, rolled her eyes, and then aimed her gaze at Lin Xiao. In her opinion, Edward with scissorhands can't be provoked, the white, fat, black and thin duo is full of ruffians, and he doesn't want to provoke, the German man who has always been like a gentleman and has a straight waist, doesn't dare to provoke, so the last object of anger is Lin Xiao, no way, who makes you lonely and harmless to humans and animals~~
There are some languages that you don't need to try to understand, because when they say them, there is a contempt that is not directed at the individual or even the whole race!
And this kind of contempt, but living in the country you can never feel, only out of this country will you understand what an important belonging and belief the yellow race, Chinese, and Chinese are!
To be honest, Lin Xiao is not an angry youth, not the kind of fierce man who wants to take a watermelon knife and wear sandals as soon as his head is hot, and slash all the way to Diaoyu Island.
He is a very practical person, he doesn't like meaningless fantasies, and he always has to weigh the pros and cons before acting, so that everything he does has a very "lazy" taste.
But this time it's really unpleasant.
What should I do if I am not happy?
If you pass on this unhappiness to others, you will naturally be happy.
Lin Xiao thought so, and that's exactly what he did.
He picked up a tissue, wiped the corners of his mouth slowly, and then picked up the two-pointed fork of the noodle stall owner, which is a well, used to fork in the watermelon field~~
Carrying the rusty short fork, Lin Xiao smiled and walked towards the red-haired beauty.
"Y-What do you want to do?" The red-haired beauty's face changed, and she said inwardly, "Believe it or not, I'll call a carload of people every minute, and when the time comes, you'll be looking for teeth all over the ground!" ”
"Hehehe," Lin Xiao let out a string of Michael's classic laughter, his eyes were slightly empty, and he slowly stepped forward with a melancholy temperament similar to Edward, and said faintly: "You know what? Suicide is actually a kind of activity with many options."
"The simplest and most common way to do this is to cut your wrists. Put a basin full of hot water in the bathroom, and then cut your wrist, the warm water will quickly separate the blood from your body, and the wound will be paralyzed by confusion, cutting most of the pain. But when cutting, it is more painful, and the psychological pressure is also greater, and 80% of people do not know the depth and location of the cutting, so that they leave scars in vain. ”
"It's very easy to cut a deep enough wound on yourself, and it requires a certain amount of patience, perseverance and expertise. Due to the self-coagulation ability of platelets, most of the unqualified wounds will quickly scab over and stop bleeding, and then another knife is needed."
"The second is sleeping pills. Many people think that taking sleeping pills is painless, but in fact, taking pills is the hardest. The drug will cause stomach irritation and vomiting in a semi-sleepy state, because the nerve is paralyzed, the person cannot move, and the vomit liquid will enter the lungs and nasal cavity, causing huge breathing pain and burning sensation in the lungs. ”
"The third, poison. First of all, the dosage problem (in terms of the chemicals you can come into contact with, gutter oil, Sanlu milk powder or something to talk about separately), less can not die, more has side effects, such as convulsions, cramps, vomiting, incontinence, blood in the stool, nonsense, etc., according to "Western Medicine", the probability of death from poisoning depends on the age of the body's detoxification organs. The traditional Arsenic of the Great Celestial Empire is a four-hour period of death, and there is a high probability of severe cramps and diarrhea in the last two hours. Hehehe. ”
"Fourth, potassium cyanide. The most common must-have medicine for killing people in Conan, a drop to death, immediately effective, the effect is screaming. The taste is similar to the almond syrup you usually drink. Many people think this thing is good, in fact, just a little bit of this thing can cause tongue burns and tracheal constriction, and people will suffer great pain, crooked mouth and eyes, salivation, and then violent screams because of tracheal constriction Do you like it? ”
After saying that the red-haired beauty who did not wait for trembling answered, Lin Xiao said again:
"Fifth, electric shock. It's probably the most accessible way to get around in everyday life, but it's a lot of luck, sometimes it can kill in one hit, sometimes it doesn't, and I don't recommend it. ”
"Sixth, jumping into the river. The process of suffocation is very long, maintaining consciousness for more than five minutes, chest tightness and shortness of breath, as if the body has been poured with sand, in fact, this method of death is very similar to the pain endured by being buried alive, and there will be great suffering. ”
"The seventh, hanging. Well, it seems that many people like this simple approach. However, the tightness of the rope is a problem, and it should not be selected in a crowded place. It is worth mentioning that the person who hangs himself will instinctively struggle violently, and the director's pants fall off. ”
"The eighth, carbon monoxide (gas). To be honest, this one is trickier because it's harder to die. Yasunari Kawabata died in his eighties, four years after winning the Nobel Prize for Literature, when he shoved a gas pipe down his throat. Under normal circumstances, even if you are locked up for one night, the most you will be in a coma, incontinent, or vegetative state. So if you want to die, you should starve yourself for a few days."
"Type 9: Jumping off a building. The theoretically fastest and most painless way to die. ”
"The tenth, the neck. Cut in the right place, and the blood will spurt out two meters high. Cut in the wrong position and you'll be duck neck. Don't believe the set on TV, ordinary knives and swords can't cut the muscles next to the neck. At this time, you need to use a knife, insert it accurately, and then gradually saw it horizontally, and most people don't have the ability to forget to say that you must cut the artery and vein at the same time, otherwise a single one can let you enjoy an extra half an hour of torture. ”
"The eleventh type, committing suicide by seppuku in minutes. Well, the Japanese patent will cause peritoneal shock when the knife is inserted, and the pain will not continue, and the intestines will still flow out, probably more than a bucket."
"Well, these are the easiest ways to do it, I won't talk about the rest." Lin Xiao looked at the red-haired beauty with a smile, "So, sue me, which way do you choose?" ”