Chapter 37: The Bottomless Pit
Looking at the arm on the table on the other side of the table, the knife in his left hand and the knife in his right hand looked at Intix, who was at the door of the back kitchen, Jing Tian said depressedly: "I don't think you are like a Puritan nun, you should be called a biting nun......"
Hearing this, Intex finally withdrew her gaze from staring in the direction of the back kitchen, and snorted softly: "Because it's all uncle's fault, I'm just inflicting a small punishment on you on behalf of the Lord." ”
Jing Tian rolled his eyes when he heard this: "Believe it or not, even if your lord comes in person, I can beat him with a big head, let him change his career to be Shakyamuni......"
"Yikes!" Intex exclaimed in surprise when she heard this, staring at Jing Tian with wide eyes, and said dissatisfiedly: "How can you say that! You are blaspheming the Lord! ”
Jing Tian pursed his lips: "He can still come down and bite me." ”
"Humph!" Intex wrinkled her nose in dissatisfaction and grimaced, saying, "You rebellious sinner, if I order a few more dishes as punishment, it means that the Lord has reluctantly forgiven your ignorance!" ”
...... "Jing Tian really wants to say that the glory of your lord is so cheap......
Seeing that Jing Tian closed her mouth and didn't dare to refute, Intix straightened her poor chest with a sense of accomplishment, only a little heaving, but unexpectedly, there was a series of empty sounds in her stomach again.
The little nun immediately seemed to lose her strength, softened and leaned on the table and complained: "Ah~~~ How long will it take, such a slow restaurant completely violates the teachings of the Lord, and the bad reviews are ......"
"Puff...... Jing Tian was rinsing his mouth with water, and after hearing the words, he suddenly squirted: "What kind of mess has your lord usually taught you......
The little nun, who had lost her strength, was powerless to refute. I can only be there half-dead and keep muttering 'bad reviews, bad reviews......
Because the dishes ordered by Intix are some big fish and meat that take time to cook, the three dishes ordered by Jing Tian were delivered first. Jing Tian had just cut the steak and forked a piece with a fork, and was about to bring it to his mouth when he noticed Intix, who was staring at him with tears in his eyes.
looked at the steak on the fork, and then looked at the little nun on the opposite side who was drooling, Jing Tian moved the fork sideways, and then moved the fork to the other side after seeing that the other party's head was really turned around......
The hand holding the fork spun around in the air, and as he wished, he saw Intix's head spin around, and Jing Tian was completely defeated, announcing that he was completely overturned by the other party......
"Woo~" Intex let out a very cute voice, looked at the steak on the fork and said pitifully: "Molesting the nun, you will definitely go to hell." ”
Jing Tian looked at the little nun who looked like a poor cat. No longer teasing her, she sent the steak on the fork over. Suddenly, I saw Intixs turn into a ferocious beast, open her bloody mouth and bite it.
"Oops!" Jing Tian quickly retracted his hand in fright, and waited for Intix's teeth to bite together and make a 'click' sound. After seeing the other party's bitter and hateful expression, he said to her angrily: "You don't need to do this." Don't you see that there are still forks? I'm not afraid of getting hurt. ”
Intex shrunk her neck when she was yelled at by Jing Tian, raised her head and said glutinously, "But I think I should be able to eat even the fork together......"
"Hey......" Jing Tian put his hand on his forehead and sighed helplessly.
Fortunately, at this time, the dishes ordered by Intixes came up one after another. And Intex didn't pay attention to anything else, her hands were so fast that they almost turned into afterimages, and some of the dishes didn't even need knives and forks, and she grabbed them and filled them into her mouth......
"Hey, slow down, don't choke......" Jing Tian looked at the bulging cheeks of Intix on the opposite side with a black line, and the last bite had already been stuffed into his mouth before he swallowed the next mouthful of food, although he made his little face into a bun and looked more cute as a girl, but Jing Tian was even more worried about whether something would happen to the other party's way of eating......
As expected, Intex choked after a while, Jing Tian hurriedly handed over the drink he had just ordered, and said to her after Intex drank it and came back to life: "Okay, okay, you eat slowly, I promise that even if you eat all the ingredients in this restaurant today, I can afford it." ”
"Really?" Intix's movements finally stopped, and she confirmed in an indecipherable voice as she chewed the food in her mouth.
"Really, even if this restaurant is not enough, I can still ask you to continue to eat at other restaurants." Jing Tian nodded heavily, deepening the persuasiveness of his words.
"Whew......" Intix swallowed the food in her mouth and said to Jing Tian with a happy face: "It's really good, uncle, you are really meritorious." ”
"Hey, sure enough, your lord should go and be Shakyamuni, the merits have come out,......" Jing Tian said with a twitch in the corner of his eyes.
Intex didn't care about that, and after learning that she could eat enough today, she finally started to enjoy it at a pace that was more than twice as fast as the average person even if she slowed down.
"Alas......" Jing Tian found that today not only did the pain fill up for ten years, but even the sighs and helplessness were left.
After forking a few steaks and eating, eating two pieces of crispy milk and drinking a few sips of thick soup, Jing Tian reluctantly put down the knife and fork.
I couldn't help it, I felt full just by watching Intix eat on the other side......
Pushing the three dishes in front of him, he said in Intix's eyes: "Eat, it's all yours, it's not enough to continue ordering casually." ”
Seeing Intex nodding happily, Jing Tian sighed in his heart that he really didn't feel any sense of accomplishment and satisfaction when he fed PLAY today......
The meal lasted for more than two hours, and except for the first half hour of waiting, the remaining hour was spent almost entirely in Intix's non-stop eating.
After checking out the restaurant, Jing Tian looked at the other party's small belly that couldn't be seen at the slightest swelling and sighed: "I really don't know where you ate all the food." ”
As if she hadn't heard Jing Tian's emotion, Intex stood at the door of the restaurant and kept scanning the street with her eyes shining.
Jing Tian asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”
"Hmm...... No ......," Intix's replied distractedly, continuing to scan continuously.
Shaking his head, he began to take an after-dinner walk, followed by Intix, and walked down the street.
Just walked less than fifty meters, Intex suddenly grabbed Jing Tian's palm, and when Jing Tian looked down suspiciously, Intex pointed to a store not far in front of him and said excitedly: "Na, you should know the truth that you must eat dessert after a meal, right?" ”
"......" Jing Tian shook his waist when he heard this, and looked at the bright little nun with a stunned expression.
"Haven't you had enough of so many things just now?" Jing Tian's mouth was full of disbelief.
"I'm full." Intix replied.
Jing Tian looked at the cake shop in the distance, and then looked down at Intix: "Then you still want to eat pastries?" ”
Intix's face was taken for granted: "Of course, after walking so far, I have digested all the food just now." ”
"Poof......" Jing Tianhao hung out a mouthful of old blood.
"Na, help people to the end, will you invite me to eat cake? Right? Right? Intix said, shaking Jing Tian's arm.
"Goo-dong...... Okay, okay......" Jing Tian swallowed, and reluctantly agreed to the little star in the eyes of the little nun.
"Yay~ I know that you are the best, uncle, you are simply sent by the Lord to redeem me, a nun who has dedicated a qiē." As she spoke, Intix pulled Jing Tian towards the cake shop......
"I think you're the ...... he sent to punish me, a heretic," Jing Tian muttered to himself.
Entering the cake shop again, Intex was satisfied to announce that she was full again after destroying more than a dozen flavors of cake. Jing Tian roughly calculated, although the cakes are all small, but how can they be more than two catties together, I really don't know if the other party's digestive system is the same as the treasure......
Out of the cake shop, looking at Intex Jing Tian who looked around again, he covered his face with one hand, raised his head and was silent for a while, and then lowered his head to Intix, who was constantly looking for something with a serious expression, and said, "Say, what do you want to eat again......"
Intix's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she raised her little face and said with the expression of meeting her own kind, "Isn't it?" Sure enough, the uncle also thinks that ice cream should be eaten after dessert, right? ”
Jing Tian shook his head and said solemnly: "No! I've eaten so much ice cream just now and then I'm going to have diarrhea, but I won't agree to this one. ”
The excited expression on Intix's face quickly faded, and she muttered with a look of disappointment: "But I want to eat, doesn't the uncle even refuse to help the nun fulfill a small wish." ”
Jing Tian was really helpless: "I won't eat it today, it's a big deal to take you to eat tomorrow, it's so pitiful needless to say." ”
Hearing this, Intix said with some reluctance: "But, but tomorrow I won't find such a kind person as my uncle." ”
Jing Tian couldn't cry or laugh: "It's good if you follow me, and I didn't say that I wanted to abandon you, why do you look so aggrieved." ”
After hearing this, Intiks shook her head again and again: "No, it won't be long before those who are chasing me will catch up, and it will be very dangerous for my uncle to be with me, and Intix can't let the kind uncle get hurt because of me." ”
"Oh?" Jing Tian's eyes lit up when he heard this, and said, "Does Intix care about me so much?" ”
The corners of Intix's mouth twitched, and she skimmed her face a little uncomfortably: "No, Intex is worried that she will never be able to find such a good meal ticket in the future......"
"Poof......
Intex glanced at Jing Tian, who seemed to have lost his soul, for a while, then turned his head and comforted: "Oh, just kidding, uncle really has no sense of humor, I'm really worried that my uncle will be hurt." ”
After listening to Intix's explanation, Jing Tian finally recovered from the blow, and after calming down, he said physically and mentally: "Don't worry, uncle is very strong, don't worry about me getting hurt, even if you are worried, you should worry about whether those people who come up will be injured...... (to be continued......)
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