"Walking on a country road......" The sound of ghosts crying wolves came from the box of KTV, and the timbre should have been okay if you listened carefully, but alcohol ruined everything. The pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info hugged the young lady who accompanied the singing, and the drunken Zhou Shubi roared loudly. Zhou Shubi, male, 32 years old, is now a happy Party A...... The company happens to have a tender somewhere, as a small supervisor, these days Zhou Shubi is asking the bidding Party B to be so happy and happy.

Just after he had finished singing drunkenly and happily touched a handful of kaka oil on the princess, the thing said hello and walked out of the door to pee in one step. Not long after I went out, I bumped into a man head-on, and said vaguely in his mouth: "You sang that ugly song just now, right?" A stroke of the dog day! "After saying that, it was a black thing and smashed head-on. Zhou Shubi's eyes darkened, his head hurt, and then he didn't know anything.

"Holy! It hurts me! Look for death! Bastard watch the fight!! A small black shadow on the ground leaped to the ground, then fell to the ground with a snap, followed by a snorting sound. What Zhou Shubi heard was the sound of chirping in his throat, although subjectively he had just roared, but objectively he just made a series of crooked sounds. Zhou Shubi was shocked, and immediately felt that he was not good, this guy stretched out his hands - "Five fingers.... But why is the back of the hand covered with hair? And this nail is pitch black and hard..... Doesn't it look like my hand? ”

The alcohol in Zhou Shubi's body has long been gone, and now he looks at his stomach - it is also covered with black hair, and so are his legs, and the tears of this guy come down when he sees this guy on both feet - "This is a fucking monkey....." A tail flicked behind his buttocks, and the big toe in front of him was obviously separated from the other toes, forming a look that he could grasp. Since the body of a monkey in front of him was in front of him, at least Zhou Shubi wanted to know what kind of monkey he was, so he began to touch his face, in fact, he didn't need to touch it, his eyes could see the tip of the nose in front of him, but after touching it, Zhou Shubi understood that his head was similar to a dog's head. "Baboon...... But looking at this body, it's clear that it's still a small guy. ”

No matter how reluctant Zhou Shubi is, he has to understand that this kind of unscientific thing has happened to him, and what is worse than crossing is that he has crossed into an animal - a young baboon, fortunately, this baboon seems to have been weaned, at least he touched his teeth and grew whole. The dejected monkey sat on a rock, completely unsure of what to do. Baboons are supposed to be social animals, but Zhou Shubi didn't find any other baboons, and this place doesn't look like the African savannah at all times - there are mountains everywhere around, and it is a broad-leaved tree forest. This is not so much an African savannah as it is a subtropical temperate forest.

There were birds in the sky, and there was a sound of rustling in the bushes, which sounded like mice or something, and the blind-eyed Zhou Shubi sat on the stone stupidly for a long, long time, until his stomach gurgled and woke up like a dream. The little monkey gritted his teeth, stretched out his right paw and slapped himself, "Fuck! Wake up! No matter what happens! In short, Uncle Zhou, Uncle Zhou! You have to live bravely as a monkey! ”

Of course, then his way of thinking turned in the direction of the monkey, first to solve the problem of hunger, and then, as a young monkey, his luck was so good that he did not meet a single predator during this time. But it's bad enough to be out of the pack, and it's actually quite difficult for a monkey to live alone as a group animal. However, Zhou Shubi felt that this was not bad, at least he couldn't imagine that he would live with a group of monkeys, and he would be a mother monkey in the future...... Thinking of the Japanese mother monkey, Zhou Shubi couldn't help but think of the picture he saw in the animal world, and suddenly a spirit was excited, and the hairs on his body stood up.

Don't think about the terrible picture, what Zhou Shubi needs now is to find something to eat quickly. If the baboon is a monkey, it will have instinct or the old monkey will teach what plants can eat and what cannot be eaten. But Zhou Shubi is a human monkey, and he is not a botanist, he is completely blind to the forest, and he does not dare to grab a handful of leaves or pick a few fruits to eat. And the current season is not clear, is it summer or autumn? Anyway, it doesn't seem like there is much fruit in the forest. In fact, where Zhou Shubi could reach, there was not a single fruit - as a baboon, or a human baboon, his ability to climb trees was limited, and those tall trees that went straight to the sky, he couldn't climb at all and couldn't climb up.

"Then there is only one result! Hakuna Matata! No worries and blues! Simple and easy to remember! The little monkey gritted its teeth and played the music to itself in his head, while his body dug into the dark, damp fallen wood. The monkey's nose is still very good, and with quite excellent vision, Zhou Shubi lifted the bark that had long since decayed on the wood, and below was a fat fat grub. The little monkey closed his eyes, reached for a fat white bug, opened his mouth viciously and shoved the grub inside.

With tears streaming down his face, Zhou Shubi played the music of Hakuna Matata louder in his head, chewing on grubs in his mouth, and expressed the greatest sorrow that he had been reduced to eating insects to live. "Huh? This monkey's taste is very good! This stuff tastes so good! Zhou Shubi suddenly opened his eyes, and the feeling in his mouth made him feel as if he recalled a certain delicacy he had eaten, what tasted hard to say, in short, the taste of this insect was really good. Since it's pretty good, then just treat those writhing white fat insects as corn, Zhou Shubi quickly grabbed one insect after another and stuffed them into his mouth. The little monkey has a limited amount of food, and the grubs here are enough to fill his stomach.

Having filled your stomach, then the question arises - "What is this place?" Zhou Shubi saw the birds hovering overhead, and immediately hid under the bushes. The bird's beak showed an obvious hook shape under the reflection of the sky, and Zhou Shubi patted his chest, feeling that it was really lucky, he was not caught by the eagle in the careless situation just now. The freshly baked strong monkey staggered to his feet and walked on his hind legs into the depths of the forest—he was still used to walking on two legs......

Day after day, month after month, the forest is already covered with snow, and then spring, summer, autumn, winter...... There are actually a lot of animals in the forest, and now there's just one more animal that shouldn't be here. Time passed, and finally this day came - as if a hole had been broken in the sky, and a mountain appeared from the sky under thunder and lightning, and at the same time descended rapidly......