Back in the beginning, I was in close contact with the floor, vomiting and vomiting for a long time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I'm so dizzy!"

I rubbed my temples and looked at the floor that I had vomited on, it was a little weird! Potholes. Search in memory, I haven't seen it!

"This place, is it a bar? Or at home? ”

I'm suspicious......

"Boy, are you awake?"

At this moment, a gruff bass voice rang out over my head, interrupting my thoughts.

When I looked up, a dark-skinned, tall, and solemn man stood in front of me, looking straight at me, and witnessing the whole process of my embarrassment and vomiting all over the ground.

But that's not the point! The point is that his face is as black as charcoal, there is a curved crescent moon on his forehead, his eyes are like torches, his beard is long black, and he looks righteous and awe-inspiring. That look, that expression, and that black face are exactly the same as the good official Bao Zheng in the TV series who can't be found with a lantern.

I looked up and down carefully, and he wore a black black gauze hat, and on either side of the hat there were two oval long strands, which were exquisitely eight-sided; He wore a black official uniform embroidered with a five-clawed golden dragon, with wide sleeves and a majestic style;

Driven by curiosity, I walked over unconsciously, looked at him with a humble eye, and counted, there were three dragons on his front, and a golden dragon on each shoulder, I turned around and made a circle around him, and found that he also had three golden dragons on the back. Wow! This is according to the standard of the royal robe, the five-clawed Nine Dragons! If I'm not mistaken, he must have a golden dragon hidden in his placket.

In order to prove my conjecture, I didn't even think about it, completely ignoring the anger on his face at this time, I boldly opened his placket, and opened it to see that a five-clawed golden dragon was so realistically embroidered there! Mom, there really is! Did I cross over?! The hand was stunned like that. It's not to take it, it's not to take it away.

At this moment, someone suddenly yelled behind me, and my hands shook in fright, and I took a few steps back.

"Phew!"

I turned my head to see that a bull-headed man with two feet and hooves, a strong guy in the mountains, holding a steel hairpin and sticking it into the ground, the tiger's body was shocked, his nose was black smoke, he was angry, and pointed at me and said, "Where did you come from, you stinky boy!" How dare you be so rude to Lord Yama!! ”

"King Yama? Grandfather? ”

"Haha! Hahaha! ”

Don't lie to me, okay! I, Hao Jian, can be regarded as frightened! Ghosts and gods, what kind of thing is it, you Grandpa Hao and I don't believe it at all! What kind of Yama King, he looks so dark, and there is a crescent moon on his forehead, it is clearly Lord Bao Zheng Bao Qingtian! You liars! Still trying to lie to me.

"Hey! Hello grandpa, good bag! Then I loosened his shirt and smirked.

I bowed deeply to him again, raised my head, and saw that his face was so angry that his face was green, his mouth was crooked, and his beard was about to fly, and I laughed and said: "Hahaha, look at you, you still wrap up Qingtian, your beard is crooked!" This crew is too distracted, right? ”

He was silent, and his face darkened! It looks a little spooky.

This person is really uninteresting, really boring, always with a black face, ask him what, don't say anything, forget it, or find this bull-headed brother behind him to set up a dragon gate array. He looks very well dressed, too. Presumably in the script, it is also an important role. Maybe I can make friends with a famous actor, then I Hao Jian can also get a little bit of a big star by the way.

Perhaps, you will become famous if you dip it? Then he counted the money until his hands cramped, and he slept and woke up naturally. Since then, I have walked on the pinnacle of my Hao Jian's life, driven a Ferrari, married Bai Fumei, and became a CEO.

"Hi, brother, hello! Which crew are you from? ”

I walked over to the bull head, smiled, waved at him, and said hello. It's infuriating that he actually ignored me with an arrogant face.

He didn't look away, stepped forward, and directly ignored the handsome me in front of him, and actually made a gesture to the black guy, that is, the so-called King Yama in his mouth, and pointed to me behind him, and then said, "Lord Yama, this?" You see? ”

I'll go, this is the second time my brother has grown so old and has been neglected. (Don't ask who I neglected the first time, just ask Hao Jing.) What can you bear! Brother is really angry today! I can't bear it! Don't think that you are mixed in the crew, you are very good, you look down on people, feng shui takes turns, maybe one day you Grandpa Hao and I will be developed, and you will definitely look good! However, of course, I will not say these words, I can only say them in my heart.

I didn't say a word, I walked over, and broke his nose hard, I went, and I couldn't pick it for a long time, and his nose instantly came out of smoke, just like a real cow's nose. It's so much fun! The bull's face darkened all of a sudden.

"I want to see who you are?!" I screamed.

I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm afraid, isn't it just acting, props. However, to put it mildly, this bull head mask is quite realistic, and even the feel and micro-expressions are the same. Feelings are high-tech products! Wow, so willing to spend money, this crew will definitely have a future in the future!

I don't believe it, you Grandpa Hao and I won't be able to cure you today.

"Hey, bullhead, look, plane!"

"Boy, what else do you want to do?" The bull's head didn't move, and he didn't have a good airway.

I'll go, this trick doesn't work! It's okay, Hao Ye, I still have a trick.

I pretended to look behind him in horror and pointed at the carbon: "Mom! Grandpa, why did you get a nosebleed!? ”

When he heard this, he looked back, and I took the opportunity to hold his bull's head with both hands and pull it upwards as a whole! At the same time, he laughed proudly: "Hahaha, you have been fooled!" ”

But then, I was completely embarrassed. I tried my best to pull upwards, using both hands at the same time, but I couldn't even pull it, what kind of fabric is this bull's head mask! It's so realistic that it's all in one!

The bull head was actually angry!! The bull's nose is furious! The two stout hooves of the ox pressed forward, and the smoke billowed on the ground, and there were two large pits. I found out that this pit in the ground came from here!

"Boy! You look for death! When you come to this underworld, you dare to be so presumptuous! Look at my bull head to clean you up, let you understand the rules of our underworld! ”

He was startled, then he lowered his limbs, put his feet on all fours, and made a bullfighting attack on me, and after a puff of smoke, he instantly turned into a cow and rushed at me with a fierce pull.

Looking at this incredible scene in front of me, I was dumbfounded. My mouth was wide open enough to put down an egg, and I was stunned for a second, five seconds, ten seconds, and then I realized a very serious problem.

"Wouldn't it? I'm dead? ”