When he rushed in front of me, I didn't dodge or dodge and waited for him, and sure enough, he clamped my other shoulder again, and bit it hard, and blood overflowed, but this time he didn't plan to suck my blood, as if he was sucking my blood violently, trying to suck the blood all over my body dry?

Yes, the indescribable pain in my shoulder, if I had before, I would have cried so much that I would have cried my mother. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info But this is a fatal time, the most critical time, I absolutely can't take care of these, if I guess correctly, my urine should be able to make him fly ashes, that's of course, for the ghost, the boy's urine is so powerful, not only that he can't get close, the most important thing is that pouring it on his body will definitely make him feel painful. So I took off my pants without hesitation while he wasn't looking.

Hahaha, I endured it for so long just now, I held it for so long, I was holding my own urine, such a big bubble of urine, enough for you to drink a pot! Let you taste my awesomeness.

Is this boy peeing?

It is the purest and most yin treasure in the world, driving away evil spirits and avoiding ghosts, and it needs the fresh urine of a virgin man to be called a child's urine. As long as anyone who knows a little bit about Taoism knows that this is what the fat man told me before, I suddenly felt that it was an honor to have a friend who knew Taoism. Where do I go to find the boy's urine? Unfortunately, I just happened to have it myself, poor I have been single for more than 20 years, and the only good thing is that my urine can be used to save my life.

He was still sucking blood on my shoulder, but I peed smoothly and fluently, and I couldn't care so much, I took a handful of fresh boy urine with my hand, a smell of urine, and he was enjoying the delicious taste of my blood, and when he was defenseless and very slack, he sprinkled the bell on his neck.

In an instant, the smell of urine filled the entire workshop, and when the urine splashed on the bell, the bell shook violently.

- Jingle, jingle, jingle, bell.

Then, when the urine came into contact with the bell in a large area, it was like a chemical reaction, and it vibrated violently, followed by a thick puff of green smoke, which looked like a steaming steam. And then it shook so violently that it stabbed and stabbed like it was about to explode.

"Ahh

"Boy, what did you do to me?" Seeing this, the monster reacted, roared and let go of me, and said frantically, "You dare to destroy my bell, I will kill you!" ”

When the sheep-headed monster let go of me, I lifted my pants and pressed my hands on the blood-soaked shoulders, the clothes on both shoulders were bitten by him, soaked in bright red blood stains, and left two deep blood holes, the most terrible thing was the four rows of teeth embedded in the flesh, which was particularly dazzling. I covered my shoulders and tried to stop the bleeding, but the blood on my face was temporarily gone.

I rub! This old guy is really ruthless! I almost bit me to death, leaving me scarred all over my body, I touched the scratches on my face, grabbed the blood on my hand, this wound should not scab over my handsome face in the future! Damn it!

The copper-green bell around his neck shook even more violently. Strangely enough, the jingle bell didn't do much to me, but it didn't work with the old ghost.

At this moment, he was holding his head, shaking, as if his head was suffering from a huge impact and torture, as the ringing of the bell continued to increase violently, those ghosts, that is, black smoke, also continued to fly out of his body, as if someone had pulled out his soul one by one, headache, mental distortion, pain, life is better than death!

"What can I do? It's just a little bit of boy pee, you monster! ”

I quickly distanced myself from him, and it was a bit of a joy to see him in such pain. Why am I always being bullied, I have to bully and bully them.

I sarcastically said, "How? This feeling of being hollowed out of the body and stripped of the soul, isn't it particularly enjoyable for you? If you bite me and suck my blood, this is a retribution! ”

"Boy, what did you say? I'll kill you! ”

He staggered like thunder, and stabbed at me with a steel hairpin, but because of the pain in his head, I flashed lightly, and he stabbed me in the air. He continued to turn around and lunge at me, and with another beautiful dodge I stabbed in the air.

Tired, he squatted on the ground panting, holding his head and struggling in pain.

At this moment, the green smoke emitted by the bell wrapped around his entire body, enveloping him in a cloud of smoke, causing his facial expressions to blur a little.

"Hahaha, look at you, even I can't deal with it, and you have the face to brag to me that people within a radius of hundreds of miles have seen your power." I sneered, "Why don't you get down on your knees and beg me?" Or do I give you a few options too? You are called self-inflicted, and you cannot live. ”

He was so angry that his sheep's nose was about to crooked!

Unexpectedly, the tinkling of bells suddenly stopped, and the green smoke gradually dissipated. He stood up suddenly, his body like a magnet, and actually sucked the black gas back from the window one by one. His body was particularly deformed, his expression was particularly terrifying, he twisted his neck to move his muscles and bones, and his bones creaked.

Then he rushed at me and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, you are a stinky boy, and you dare to use child urine against me?" See if I don't hollow out your heart to stir up the waist flower! ”

"Nani?"

I was dumbfounded, how could it be!

Shouldn't he be transformed back into a human being or be destroyed? I can't believe it, what went wrong? That's what he told me, fat man! As long as you sprinkle the urine of the freshly pulled boy on the demon's body, it will definitely have an effect, huh? But why doesn't my boy pee work for him!?

Before my brain could react, his paws flew over.

"Suffer death! Brat! ”

"Wait!"

I backhanded a block and shouted.

"Aren't I just going to get in a bully car?! I can just hand over the money, why do you want to take my life as a bus driver? Isn't the life and death of all the ghosts in the underworld decided by the king of Hades? If you kill me, aren't you afraid that Hades will send someone to arrest you? ”

I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced at all, if I die like this today, I won't be blind! I don't believe that he, a driver who drives for the underworld, will not take Lord Yama seriously.

"Joke, you stinky boy, one has no power and two power, how can Lord Yama care about your life or death?! I've inquired about it, and the old man of Hades has been traveling abroad for the past few months! Maybe you're basking in the sun and soaking in the hot springs and humming a little song. ”

This kid is still hard-mouthed when he is dying. Do you think that if you carry Hades out, my old ghost will be jealous? See if I don't let you die convincingly.

"This mountain is high and the emperor is far away, he can't take care of this matter. Even if I break your body to pieces now, no one cares, as long as it is the person who gets on my bus, as long as I want him to die, it is impossible to let him get out alive. It's all about the mood. ”