Chapter 09 Check the water meter
Blackcurrant Internet Café, 9:12 p.m
Lin Xiao is happily playing the game, on the left is the primary school version of Conan, and on the right is the big Lori version of Hermione, quite a left and right Qingcang, and the old man chats about the taste of juvenile madness~~
"By the way, is this kind of game ID really okay?"
Lin Xiao pointed to the "river crab" on the screen, and asked with humble eyes, "Isn't this kid afraid that the city management will come to check the water meter?" ”
"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense." Little Conan was infinitely disdainful, "Don't you know that there is a domineering deterrent behind every name?" The more powerful the name, the higher the winning rate, and check the water meter or something, didn't you find that everyone uses a local area network! ”
"Hidden attributes, yes, this is." Lin Xiao complained casually, but he was already thinking about the current situation in his mind.
Little Conan, who has an IQ of 210, Uncle Mario he met before, Hermione, an adult Lori, and other "abnormal" creatures in the Internet café, Lin Xiao can already be sure of one thing - the city of God is by no means a simple town. The residents of the town are different from ordinary people, not to mention the three views of ordinary people, more of the residents here, not ordinary people at all
Along the way, Lin Xiao has met many "weirdos", such as Spider-Man, Batman, Green Lantern, Frankeniac, Duke Vladimir and so on.
I thought that these people were just simple cosplay, but when Uncle Mario in the motel smashed it with a pipe of pliers, Lin Xiao really felt a sense of danger, and from Hermione beside him, he also smelled a faint fluctuation of magic power, not to mention Conan, who was only 6 years old with logical thinking but was extremely meticulous, except for emotional intelligence
So, a very strange thought came to Lin Xiao's mind: What if all these people were true? They are not role-playing, but real protagonist projections or doppelgangers, only the mental memory has been tampered with and has taken on the identity of the inhabitants of the City of God.
In other words, these "residents" of the City of God are not ordinary people at all, they are a large collection of characters from one world after another!
In this way, the previous "abnormal human detention center" can also be explained, whether it is a werewolf or a tree spirit, although the appearance is different, they are indeed residents of the town, but they are only imprisoned for some mental symptoms, imprisoned and treated.
But if this speculation is true, Lin Xiao's actions will have to be much more restrained
When these people are not angry, they are no different from ordinary people, God knows if they will be full of anger after being provoked, and then awaken their memories and kill all sides Well, Iron Man and Spider-Man can be provoked, and the Moxican-style little yellow hair on the opposite side is about to take a detour, God knows if he will transform into a Super Saiyan, and then come to a tenfold vitality bomb that will be destroyed together. And the Cybertron elder with octopus tentacles on his face, he can't provoke lightly, otherwise people will put on a big formation in anger and summon the Cybertron legion, which is still playing with hair.
Not to mention far away, let's just say that the little Conan around him also has to be careful, but he is proficient in more than 600 kinds of killing methods, knows more than 200 kinds of secret room killing methods, knows hundreds of poisons, is good at making all kinds of alibi, skillfully uses fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poison needles and other crime tools Don't mess with him, otherwise you don't know how you died.
There is also the big Lori Hermione, who entered the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from the platform of nine and three-quarters, and went through many assessments, overcoming obstacles, during which she collapsed three boyfriends, thwarted Voldemort's conspiracy four times, and was one of the top ten Young Pioneers
While laughing, Lin Xiao entered the game again. I have to say that this kind of holographic projection game can really create a sense of immersion, and it is not surprising that it is fascinating.
Entering the game, the team's Demon Dragon teammates asked innocently: "Brothers, let's be teammates climbing the same trench next!" Come on! ”
The demon baron laughed: "It's easy to say, my broadsword has long been hungry and thirsty. ”
"Zhuang is hungry for Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty for Hun blood. I wonder what their blood tastes like? Count Vladimir sneered.
"All the troops! Charge with me! The muscular minotaur roared.
"By the way, there are team names on the other side, so we can't lose momentum, right? I mention yì, and take a mighty and domineering name before leaving. ”
"Agreed."
The four of them then had a heated discussion on the names of the team, and even almost broke out into a scuffle, Lin Xiao, who was bored listening to it, yawned and said helplessly:
"Otherwise, it's called 'Late Autumn Warm Dreams and Songs'."
The four of them were puzzled, thinking that it was too literary and artistic, and it was not suitable for their obscene little heart, but after Lin Xiao explained, they immediately used it happily, and even talked about it on the public screen and the other side.
"How about the warm dreams of late autumn and the sadness of songs?" This sentence is really similar to "I bought a watch last year~~
The eighth monk was puzzled, and blinked innocently, "It's okay, it's quite literary~~"
"Hahaha."
The battle is on the verge of breaking out.
On the opposite side are the five beauties, known as "dreaming back to the Three Kingdoms and the Japanese Diao Chan", and "Boating on the West in the Afternoon" is undoubtedly much more eye-catching than the purely violent monster combination of the Minotaur, the vampire, the demon dragon, and the demon baron on Lin Xiao's side.
The two sides are getting closer, and the first collision of "Beauty and the Beast" is about to begin.
"Scatter them!"
The two-foot-tall, fat-waisted minotaur roared angrily and slammed into the air.
Savage Rush!
Collision, just choose savage collision, don't want 998 or 888, it only takes two seconds to let the girl on the opposite side experience the pleasure of heaven.
It's so cool that you can't breathe!
The girl on the other side felt a little unable to breathe, and the old cow in the vest roared and rushed up as soon as they saw it, hitting it hard with its horns.
It's okay to hit it, the girl on the opposite side is ready to be knocked away, and then "coquettishly", the result is ...... When the man was in mid-air, the old cow did not follow closely and trample on the earth, but slapped it.
A slap in the face!
A girl poses well, ready to go up and down with your movements, and you will give a slap directly to Tuoma?
It's so confusing!
A delicate girl was slapped away, and even a white shining front tooth flew out, Lin Xiao, who saw this scene in the back, couldn't help but sigh, no wonder it was said that the Minotaur was single all his life
However, it was obvious that Lin Xiao's other three teammates also did not have any pity, and in the midst of three excited wolf howls, the three guys rushed forward fearlessly.
The dragon is here!
The Great Han with dragon blood leaped to his feet, tore his armor in the air, and then, the exclusive dragon's breath flames enveloped it!
Fangs, claws, steely scale armor, and the flames were broken away by the colossal force, and it was a world-destroying demon dragon that reappeared in front of everyone!
Surrounded by flames, a path of fire was left beneath your feet, and where it passed, the gentle earth withered, cracked, and turned into red-hot lava! Dragon-blooded warriors, the top creatures of the earth!
Roar, pounce!
As soon as the girl who fell to the ground raised her hand to make the first attack, the demon dragon had already fitted up, spitting flames from her mouth to knock down the weak girl with a blow, pressing down and ravaging under her
Count Vladimir followed, two slender fangs at the corners of his mouth, turned into a flying bat, and pounced on a girl, and then heard the girl cry "ah" and fell to the ground and convulsed
This battle didn't need Lin Xiao to intervene at all, and directly played a wave of GG, Lin Xiao couldn't do it even if he wanted to give away his head, and finally obtained the second point of goodwill, which can be regarded as going farther and farther away from the avenue.
After playing two games, once the initial freshness passed, Lin Xiao became a little bored. opened the webpage, intending to search for relevant information and information, but there was a sudden commotion outside, and someone shouted:
"The guards are coming!"
There was an immediate commotion in the Internet café, and people panicked.
The boss was also peculiar, with a huge pumpkin head and a body made of straw straw, and rushed over with a swaying walk, and quacked: "The wind is blowing!" All through the back door! Here comes the water meter! ”
Everyone rushed out of the blackcurrant Internet café in an uproar, and the second monk Lin Xiao was confused, but he would not stay here stupidly, and followed Hermione out, and did not forget to pick up Conan, who had short calves.
"Run! Run home, get under the drill bed, and don't get caught by the guards! Hermione admonished as she ran.
Lin Xiao was curious, "What will happen if you get caught?" ”
"Stupid, ask such a simple question? You must be an ape who hasn't evolved yet, right? Conan, a schoolboy, complained again.
Lin Xiao's face was expressionless, "If you talk nonsense, I will hang you on the branch and let you taste what it means to hang the southeast branch." ”
In the end, Hermione explained: "The guards were Nazis who were captured and taken to Auschwitz for confinement. ”
“”
The three of them rushed out the back door, and they saw a group of heavily armed Nazi soldiers, who said they were soldiers, but from the withered and rotten faces, they could still easily identify that this was actually a group of Nazi zombies.
"It's not good, it's going to be a big deal!" Little Conan reacted at the first time, or how to say that the IQ is 210.
Before the netizens who ran out before they had time to disperse, they were blocked by the Nazi zombie guards, and immediately some of them obediently squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, looking like "let you pick up".
The other part of the people threw off their feet and ran wildly, rushing into the vast night.
Lin Xiao and Da Lori glanced at each other, and quietly walked away quietly along the corner of the wall, accompanied by a pirate cat wearing an eye patch and wearing boots.
"Drink ——, vultures, do you want to escape the sanctions?"
As soon as the four of them saw that they were discovered, they immediately didn't say a word, and ran away.
Looking at the four guys who were not only not afraid, but ran more and more carnival, the Nazi zombie guards were stunned for a moment, and only when they ran away did they shout,
"You guys, chase after you! The suspect is extremely dangerous, and he can be brought to justice if necessary! ”
The Nazi zombie guards were divided into two groups, one group led the captured netizens to Auschwitz concentration camp to help them quit their addiction, and the other group dispersed to pursue the fleeing homeless people.
Lin Xiao followed and ran wildly, and when he saw the person in front of him standing up and running the fastest pirate cat, he asked curiously, "Are you the reincarnation of the cat demon?" ”
"Fart, you're the cat demon, your whole family is a cat demon!" The pirate cat turned around and yelled, "Lao Tzu is Schrödinger's cat, you idiot!" ”
As soon as the cat opened its mouth, it was foul language, but the speed was extremely fast, and when it came to the fork in the road, it stretched out its hind legs and soaked urine, and the smell of urine could be smelled for thousands of miles.
"Heh, learn General Peng's horizontal knife immediately, right?"
"Hmph, don't look at who I am, the smartest cat in the universe!"
Not long after the four of them left, a dozen or so Nazi zombies chased after them, and when they saw the fork in the road, one of the guards said: "Boss, this is a fork in the road, should I take that way?" ”
The leading guard slapped the questioning fellow and said:
"The boy is a pig, in this case, it must be separated from the two heads, and the boy takes two guys to chase this side."
As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly a guard next to him sniffed, his nose smelled a foul smell, he saw a bubble of cat urine, and immediately came back to report: "Boss, I encountered a bubble of cat urine on this road, and I think I fled in this direction." ”
The leading Nazi zombie shouted, "So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and chase in this direction? If we can't even chase a stupid cat, the boss will definitely turn us into cats. ”
As he spoke, he was about to chase after him, but the Nazi zombie who was ordered to track at the fork in the road just now suddenly grabbed the leader, and quickly pointed to the fork in the road and asked, "Boss, is the little one still going in that direction?" ”
The leader was so angry that he kicked him away, and immediately shouted, "Go to my sister, pig's head." In this case, you still ask a fart, go with Lao Tzu, chase-"
Poor fellow, always being shot, can only chase. I didn't expect to be knocked down by a bubble of cat urine
The zombie guards came to the fork in the road, heard the cat's bark, and didn't even stop their footsteps, and chased directly, but suddenly, the leader stopped, and a group of guards behind him all chased after him and knocked him down.
"Boss, what did you find?" The guard who found the cat's urine asked smartly, and immediately scored a perfect score in the heart of the boss, not only delicate, but also able to speak.
The leading captain nodded, then pointed to the fork in the road and said: "There is another fork in the road here, there should be a target we are looking for, divide the troops to look for it in two ways, maybe there is some gain." ”
"Boss, it's impossible, right?" The guard, who had been beaten twice just now, jumped out and sang the opposite, and suddenly met with a few gloating and bantering eyes, but the guard still went his own way, and said with great certainty, "We all heard those voices just now, and ran away in this direction!" ”
As soon as the words fell, he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, his buttocks cocked, and he left the earth, this feeling was not the first time, he could expect it, and then it must be the roar of the leader, sure enough, the leader's angry voice roared: "You stupid pig, Lao Tzu really doesn't understand, how could the boss create such a bizarre idiot!" ”
"That's right, it's really a bunch of idiots~~" Lin Xiao sighed helplessly.
In fact, these guys really chased in the right direction, and after the pirate cat urinated, he led everyone into the fork in the road in line with the strategy of "virtual is real, real is virtual". It happened to be blocked by two sets of guards.
Throwing Conan over the wall and into someone else's yard, and kicking the pirate cat again, Lin Xiao looked at the Nazi zombies that surrounded him from both ends.
"Well, although you have a mind, and being caught in Auschwitz is just a 'confinement', I'm sorry, I don't want to be restricted by you." As he spoke, he had already pulled out a pearl grenade and threw it lightly.
With a ball of fire and screams, the Nazi zombies who took the lead in the charge immediately fell to the ground, and the two unlucky eggs at the center of the explosion were directly blown off their thighs, and their bodies were also hit by steel balls. However, at this time, the strength of the undead creature was once again reflected, and after being injured so severely, the other party quickly picked up his thigh, and then pressed it with a "click".
"Great, you can deal physical damage, but you still don't get Sins?" Lin Xiao groaned, "It stands to reason that such a provocation should arouse a lot of anger, but it must be killed?" ”
He had already discovered just now that the attributes of these Nazi zombies were not very strong, at most they were at the same level as the Death Guards, and if Lao Huang came to this world, he would be sure to knock down a piece with one fist.
Just as he was waiting for a guess in his heart, Lin Xiao's eyes moved, extinguished the flame in his palm, glanced at the holy light that erupted in the distance, jumped on the wall and left quickly.
Using infinite magic power to float himself, Lin Xiao stood at a height of dozens of meters and looked at the adventurer who had just erupted hundreds of meters away.
It was an adventurer in Europe and the United States, I don't know who his name was, holding a crystal ball in his hand, behind him, an angel phantom appeared, the angel's face was blurred, and after an obvious charging action, it condensed into a spear of light from the void, and threw it fiercely, directly piercing a Nazi zombie.
The Nazi zombie was pierced by a spear of light of the opposite nature, and immediately howled miserably, and yellow smoke rose from its body, which quickly corroded and melted into a pile of white ashes.
"Hehe, a zombie has 10 sin points, it's a big supplement~~" The adventurer smiled slightly, and turned his head to look at the remaining pursuers.
Seeing that their companions were mercilessly killed, these Nazi zombies were already stupid with fright, howled, turned around and ran.
"Want to run?" The angel in mid-air let out a long roar, and two spears of light shot out, killing the two Nazi zombies.
"Rebels and thieves, you dare! - "A loud shout exploded like thunder, and a cloaked shadow rode a nightmare horse and galloped across the rooftops.
The European and American adventurer's eyes narrowed, "Ring Spirit? Unfortunately, it's a dark creature after all, and I'd like to see how good you are. ”
The angel behind him suddenly opened his wings, accompanied by a loud phoenix roar, and the Holy Sword of Judgment burning with holy flames fell from the sky!