Riding an urban cute beast grass mud horse, Zhang Xiaoyu felt cute.

At the beginning, the urban cute beast refused, he was unwilling to let the stupid human ride the noble it, when the ballet fruit king released the spiritual pressure, the urban cute beast succumbed, it succumbed to Zhang Xiaoyu's obscenity, and was unwilling to be the mount of the commander of the blue-collar war group.

A tall, mighty and cute urban beast, it carries Zhang Xiaoyu forward leisurely. They point to the sky, and they take powerful steps. There are two big protectors, Jia Dadiao and Jia Dapeng, standing on the left and right of the cute beast grass mud horse. Sixty-nine seniors, Xiaobai classmates, and pseudo-female orangutans followed behind the grass mud horse.

King Guo said emotionally: "Dare to ask where the road is-"

Many pseudo-girls said loudly: "The road is under your feet!" ”

The road of our generation must be stepped out by our two feet, and the wind of the east and west, the north and south, and the wind of the pseudo-mother blows inside.

"Report to the commander, there is something wrong ahead!"

Jia Dadiao said loudly.

A group of pseudo-maidens behind King Guo stopped. They have learned the lesson of the first time and will not take risks lightly. The grass mud horse trap of the matchmaker war group is really terrifying. However, Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, recovered the cute beast grass and mud horse in the city, making it succumb to the crotch of the king of fruits.

Ahead again, come across a warning sign. The wooden plaque reads: On a certain day, Zhang Xiaoyu stopped here.

Zhang Xiaoyu, who was sitting on the back of an urban cute beast grass mud horse, was very sad. "Why does my heart hurt so much?" King Guo asked the left and right protectors in a faint voice.

"Commander, don't go crazy."

Jia Dapeng is colored.

"Commander, do the right thing, don't be stupid."

Jia Dadiao Yan said.

"Roar, I'll come."

A pseudo-orangutan, dressed in a pink one-piece swimsuit, volunteered.

Roaring seniors want to do something to prove that he is not a member of the matchmaker's warband. But seeing the pseudo-girl orangutan, he strode away and jumped over the cute beasts and grass mud horses in the city and walked towards the front. "Roar, what the hell is going on up ahead, I'd love to know." The roaring senior walked towards the warning sign without hesitation. Hehe, Zhang Xiaoyu stopped here, with such an arrogant tone. Can't do it? The pseudo-orangutans themselves don't believe that Zhang Xiaoyu is being tricked by the inexplicable trap in front of them. He also knew that Zhang Xiaoyu, who was sitting on the cute grass and mud horse in the city, was observing him.

"Roar senior, pull it off."

There was a man behind him who said loudly.

"Pull down the warning sign."

The sound that followed.

"Roar, are you scared? There's no mistake. ”

There are pseudo-girls jokingly.

"Shut up, Roar is not a coward, be cautious, Roar Senior said very cautiously. Now, am I talking about it? ”

There are also pseudo-mothers who speak for the seniors.

The head ballet fruit king of the bun head will not do anything. He sat quietly on the back of the cute beast in the city, waiting for the roaring senior to prove him, it didn't matter if he proved it or not...... King Guo doesn't care very much, what Zhang Xiaoyu cares about is that Shangguan Xue stays in the matchmaker battle group, and in order to meet Sister Xiaohua, Nan Xiaohua likes to go straight, and the hidden method of shrimp and shrimp crickets is not like Nan Xiaohua's style. "Xiaoxue has secretly manipulated the matchmaker warband?" Zhang Xiaoyu thinks in a bad direction. There are not only men from Shengji School Park in the matchmaker war group, but also senior sisters and sisters from Hebai School Park. On the contrary, all the pseudo-mothers in the blue-collar war group are Ziga. It's not fair enough.

The aggressive tactics of many pseudo-mothers and men have stimulated the competitiveness of pseudo-mothers and orangutans. "Roar, I'm stupid, a wooden sign, scare me? Funny! ”

Drink!! The pseudo-mother orangutan swallowed like a tiger, waved her palm and slashed down, the air surged, and she took the wooden card. Disheveled! The warning wooden sign burst out and scattered, turning into fine sawdust and drifting away.

The pseudo-ladies behind Zhang Xiaoyu stared nervously at the roaring seniors, as if they were expecting some unpleasant story to happen.

Nothing will happen. The pseudo-lady in the pink swimsuit stood in place stupidly, his round eyes wide, and he couldn't believe that it was a fool's errand. "Roar, I'll pick! Who's messing with me? The roaring senior said angrily.

Smoke billowing billowed out!

The white smoke in front of the roaring senior rolled up to the ground, like a thick stick pounding over. The target is none other than the Roaring Senior.

There was a crackling in the white smoke, and the lightning like an earthworm was twisting and twisting. It's scary.

"Roar, I'm X!!

The pseudo-orangutan's legs slammed into the ground and sank into the ground. He reached forward with his arms in a gesture of pounce.

Roaring senior, he is going to use his hands to scoop up the thick smoke of the rushing water tank.

The heat wave steamed up and rushed out of the roaring senior's body. Call! The tail inserted in the chrysanthemum of the roaring senior stood upright, and the tail also felt the crisis. The faint pain of the backyard flowers made the roaring senior's spirit shocked, and infinite pride rose in his chest.

Boom!!

Billowing smoke crashed into the arms of the roaring senior.

Retreat, retreat!!

The roaring senior retreated more than ten meters away. Two furrows were drawn out of the meadow.

The smoke came one after another, slapping against the Roaring Senior's broad chest, and each slap would explode countless blue electric sparks. The roaring senior turned a deaf ear, puffed up the unicorn arm, and hit the white smoke fluffily, and the thick and hot smoke gradually thinned and drifted away.

"Whew."

Not only roared at the seniors, but the pseudo-girls behind them also breathed a sigh of relief. It's scary smoke, this is also the ghost of the matchmaker warband?

Sudden Change!!

Thicker, longer, straighter!!

A thick smoke wipe, more than three meters in diameter, swept the ground and swept it over.

"Roar ......"

The face of the pseudo-orangutans instantly became very exciting.

I'm picking your mother, who is it, you really want to kill me. Such a thick thing, don't stick to me! Roaring senior did not have the confidence to take the thick second puff of smoke.

"Please go out of the army."

"Please go out of the army."

"Please, commander!"

"Commander!!"

The pseudo-ladies of the blue-collar wargroup invited their commander, Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits.

"I know."

Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, patted the head of the cute beast grass mud horse in the city, "Little guy, out of the team." ”

The tiger leaps up.

The cute beasts in the city, the grass and mud horses, carried Zhang Xiaoyu from the ground. Jumped over the roaring senior who was standing in place. A man and a horse rushed towards the billowing smoke. Behind them, the pseudo-girls of the blue-collar war group were watching.

In the thick smoke, a young girl sat in it. Yes, it's the little silver dragon Beibei. Beibei should be at Shangguan Xue's request (bribe. bribe) to make trouble. The white smoke is the snort of the little silver dragon.

"Scared?!"

The little silver dragon stretched out his eyelids.

"Xiaoyu came over on a cute creature, that creature looks so delicious, I want to eat, I want to eat."

Picking up the smoke, the young girl popped out of her head. She waved her hand to the urban cute beast grass mud horse running quickly, and the young girl's hara slammed as if she didn't want money.

"I knew it was Beibei who was doing the bad thing. What Xiaoxue said about moving Beibei, it is not a trivial matter to invite her out. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu's legs clamped the belly of the cute beast in the city, and the grass and mud horse were in pain, and they ran wildly.

Covered, Zhang Xiaoyu covered the eyes of the cute beast in the city.

"Enter!!"

Zhang Xiaoyu shouted.

The grass and mud horses jumped into the air, and they were greeted by a steaming heat wave.

Holding a circle with both hands, Zhang Xiaoyu sacrificed a silver ball in front of the urban cute beast. The silver balls opened holes and sucked in the heat.

Reach for it.

Zhang Xiaoyu jumped into the smoke with the neckline of the little silver dragon.

The temperature inside the soft, thick smoke is not high, not as hot as outside.

Zhang Xiaoyu covered the eyes of the grass and mud horse with one hand and the young girl with the other. The four hooves of the cute beast of the city hit the ground, stepping on the soft and collapsing marshmallow-like smoke.

"Let go of me, let go of me."

The little silver dragon struggled unhappily.

“OK。”

Zhang Xiaoyu let go of the little female dragon.

"Whew-"

The little female dragon opened her mouth wide and pounced on Zhang Xiaoyu's mount, the grass mud horse.

“……”

Zhang Xiaoyu was silent.

Then he reached out and pressed the head of the little silver dragon that rushed over.

"I knew it was going to be like this, Beibei, you don't want to eat it. It's mine. ”

". I'm going to eat it! ”

The little silver dragon waved his two arms, and he had to eat the urban cute beast grass and mud horse raw.

The trembling grass and mud horse almost fell to his knees. Don't eat me, don't eat me, I'm not delicious at all. If you want to eat, you are also a man who rides my milky flavor. The grass mud horse's heart is popping and jumping. The horse's hooves softened and fell to the ground. Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, had no choice but to walk down the grass and mud horse.

The little silver dragon that burst out of the old high.

She doesn't give up.

Zhang Xiaoyu hugged the young girl who ran out.

"I'll tell you, don't make any more trouble. Tell me, how does Xiaoxue mess with you? ”

“……”

The young girl was silent.

8 sue sù you.

In order to tell you something, you don't want me to eat.

Zhang Xiaoyu pinched the young girl's cheek. "You don't talk about it?"

"Humph!" Xiao Yinlong ignored Zhang Xiaoyu.

"Scared, what is this?"

King Guo took out a bun from inside his ballet suit.

"Well, I'll give you food."

“……”

The young girl does not speak.

"Steamed buns, steaming steamed buns, food."

"Eat your sister!!"

The young girl said angrily.

"You take out a bun from your clothes, I don't want to eat it! Why don't you eat yourself? Dislikes. ”

"You're stupid, the bun I took out has a lot of ways, it's not an ordinary bun."

"How?"

"This is xiaolongbao with five cents special effect!!"

“……”

The young girl Pia knocked away the steamed bun with a five-cent special effect in the hand of Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits.

I'm not going to have a brain.

Do you dare to buy a five-cent bun?

"Tsk."

Zhang Xiaoyu smacked his lips.

"I know I know, don't be angry. LOOK, what is it? ”

Zhang Xiaoyu took out another small thing from under the ballet suit.

"This is?!"

The young girl's eyes widened.

The little silver dragon showed a surprised expression.

And then—

"What is this? I don't know. ”

“……”

Then you pretend to be surprised!

What Zhang Xiaoyu took out was a lighter disguised as a lighter.

"Let me tell you, this lighter is not an ordinary lighter."

Zhang Xiaoyu "clicked" and burst out of the fire, and then threw out the lighter. But I saw that there was a prop cart not far away. The lighter fell over the prop cart, boom!! The explosion happened so suddenly, so tragically, so tragically, so tragically. Zhang Xiaoyu's hair didn't move.

"Amazing, isn't it?"

Zhang Xiaoyu asked the young girl.

"Amazing your sister, you are my stupid aunt?"

The young girl was furious.

"It's not scientific, these two props are the five-cent special effects buns and lighters that have been very popular recently."

"Hehe......"

The young girl rolled her eyes and laughed at the ignorance of Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits. (To be continued.) )