Chapter 187: Flying Over the Asylum (Part I)
After lunch, Liu Tianliang and his party were led to a very spacious conference room, and a psychotherapy team composed of Liang Jingyu's students also appeared, and they handed out a test paper full of multiple-choice questions to each person, asking everyone to do it according to their first feeling, and after answering, they would naturally tell them who they need psychological treatment here!
"Liu Tianliang! What are you doing? What are you doing this for? Do you think Lao Tzu is a neuropath? ”
Song Zihao, who was sitting in the corner, suddenly slapped the table heavily, glaring at Liu Tianliang opposite him with anger, while Liang Jingyu interjected unhurriedly: "You misunderstood Mr. Song, this is just the simplest 'Minnesota Personality Test Form', the purpose of this test is to clarify your personality and see if you are suitable to stay in our nursing home, this is a sincerity from your future partner!" ”
"Hmph~ What bullshit buddy, I only believe in my comrades......"
Song Zihao muttered disdainfully, but he didn't get angry again, but took back the test paper that was thrown out, and then frowned and quickly wrote and drew on it!
"Xiao Wang, this Mr. Song and others will be in charge of the initial treatment, he is not only a personality disorder, but also accompanied by moderate schizophrenia, this will be a challenge for you, you must first use your feminine side to soften him, don't arouse any rebellious psychology in him, if you can't get it in the end, I will go over to help you......"
Liang Jingyu suddenly turned his head and whispered to one of his female students, but with Liu Tianliang's ear, he naturally heard their conversation clearly, and he looked at Song Zihao who was full of impatience on the other side with some surprise, this guy is really the most mentally ill among them!
More than 300 questions and answers were completed in half an hour, and the test papers were quickly taken away and taken outside, Liang Jingyu said a little wait and followed out, and there are not many people in the last days, the most is a lot of patience and time, everyone chatted with each other with laughter, and they were not in a hurry about the final result!
But Liu Tianliang saw some clues from their different looks, there are already quite a few people here who want to stay, but think about it from another perspective, if he Liu Tianliang didn't have Xiao Lan in his heart, he would definitely do his best to stay in this comfortable and comfortable place, including his woman Yan Ruyu, if it weren't for him, Yan Ruyu probably wouldn't want to leave!
"Okay guys, the report is out......"
About forty minutes later, Liang Jingyu walked in with a smile with a form, stood at the end of the conference table and said with a smile: "Everyone is not very honest, many people hide the truth when filling in the answers, if you want to deceive a psychological counselor, it is definitely the biggest mistake, not to mention that we still have a group of counselors here, but this does not affect the final evaluation of you, congratulations, only a small number of people here need psychological counseling......"
"Alas~ I'm definitely going to be treated, right? I don't know if I'm a violent maniac, but I think I'm pretty gentle......"
Before Liang Jingyu's words were finished, Guo Zhan grabbed his head and stood up with a distressed face, while Liang Jingyu rolled his eyes playfully, and said with a smile: "You must not have run away, there will be my little apprentice to tutor you later, what about the rest, I will read the list and follow me, Liu Tianliang, Song Zihao, Song Ziqi, Wang Jinglan, Feng Ling, Song Mu and Luan Qian, everyone let me go!" ”
"What? I...... Do I also have mental illness? ”
Luan Qian looked at Liang Jingyu with a shocked face, waving her hands dumbfounded, not knowing what Lu Dao wanted to express, and Liang Jingyu nodded very seriously, glanced at the form in his hand and said: "The test proves that you suffer from very serious behavioral obsessive-compulsive disorder and delusional disorder, if not treated in time, you will have great problems in your mental aspect!" ”
"I ...... Am I delusional? Where am I delusional? ”
Luan Qian looked at Liang Jingyu very inexplicably, and Liang Jingyu shrugged her shoulders and said: "If you firmly believe that you are not sick, you should go and talk to us for a while, our treatment room is built next to the hot spring, and you can enjoy a very comfortable hot spring after the treatment!" ”
"Hmph~ If you tell me that you are fooling around, I will definitely not let you go......"
Song Zihao slapped the table and stood up, but his eyes were very worried and looked at his wife and daughter beside him, while Liu Tianliang stood up and stretched his waist and said: "Old Song, don't scare people, people are purely obliged to help, you can stretch your body and mind if you are not sick, what a good thing to soak in the hot springs, come with me!" ”
"I ...... I'm going too? ”
Song Mu stood up hesitantly, but Guo Zhan immediately dragged him and said, "It's also a disease to think about doing Ji all day long, let's go, let them get you straight!" ”
A group of people left the building under the leadership of Liang Jingyu, and walked along a tree-lined path to a higher mountain, and from time to time on the road you can see one or two men and women walking happily wrapped in bath towels, and after they passed a dense forest, the front suddenly opened up, a small hot spring bath is built in a patchwork between the bamboo forests, the steaming heat can be seen even at noon, and a strong smell of sulfur has not yet arrived!
"Okay guys, this is our hot spring recuperation pool, but not every pool can be lowered, there are a few places where the pond with notices is polluted, don't get close, and the rest can be enjoyed at will after the treatment......"
Liang Jingyu introduced everyone very intimately, and then led everyone to continue walking, and soon several very distinctive cabins appeared in front, Liang Jingyu's students entered the wooden house with a patient, and Liu Tianliang also followed her into a house with a wooden fence!
"Huh~ We still have a private hot spring here......"
As soon as he walked into the fence, Liu Tianliang exclaimed in surprise, there was a pebble hot spring pool in the small courtyard, not only a few bottles of beer were placed by the pool, but a set of big red bikinis were also thrown on the grass next to it, and Liang Jingyu said very generously: "This is my private residence, in order to achieve better treatment results, I like to bring patients to my home for treatment, just like a real friend, talk freely without worry!" ”
"Uh~ Your bikini won't be a psychological suggestion, right? I'll really react to the thought that these things are yours......"
Liu Tianliang swept the sexy three-point underwear on the ground a little uncertainly, and Liang Jingyu's little face finally turned red, and said with some disgust: "Your mind really needs to be purified, what kind of messy things you think about all day long, this is my home, my swimsuit can naturally be put away casually, let's go, I really can't stand you!" ”
"Ha Lu Ha ~ Who called you such a beautiful ......"
Liu Tianliang smiled indifferently, walked into Liang Jingyu's hut with his hands behind his back, and although this hut is small, it is full of the warmth of his daughter's home, and there are light colors everywhere that can arouse people's yearning for beauty, Liu Tianliang's eyes are dripping and turning in it, and Liang Jingyu has a lesson from the past, and hurriedly stuffed the underwear on a small bed into the quilt, and then turned around and pointed at Liu Tianliang's nose angrily and said: "Don't look around, don't think about it, now lie down on the chair obediently, I ask you what to answer, Do you know the way? ”
"Hehe~ I didn't see anything, I saw a little girl with a bright appearance and a sloppy inside......"
Liu Tianliang squeezed his eyes at Liang Jingyu with a wicked smile, and the other party's pretty face immediately turned red with shame, and he defended himself stiffly: "People don't have boyfriends, and now there are fewer and fewer patients in the nursing home, and all the people who come to the house are my best friends, who will clean up the house to!" ”
"Really? That's strange, with Dr. Liang's condition and appearance, there should be many boys who like a royal sister like you, right? Are you asking too much? ”
Liu Tianliang smiled and sat on a very comfortable recliner, but Liang Jingyu rubbed his teeth and said coquettishly: "I know that you are a flamboyant old man who talks the most, you shut up for me now, don't ask me about my private life, only ask you!" ”
"Okay, you royal sister type women are the most domineering, anyway, I don't care, just lie here and come as you want, you can torture me as much as you want, come on, take out your whip and whip me......"
Liu Tianliang lay on the soft recliner and spread his arms, his expression was very lowly and he rolled his body and yelled, Liang Jingyu covered his mouth and immediately laughed, and said angrily: "Being cheap is also a disease, it must be cured!" ”
Because of Liang Jingyu's chuckle, the atmosphere between the two immediately relaxed a lot, and it seemed that the relationship between patients and friends had taken a big step, and Liang Jingyu also let go of the long hair coiled up at the back of his head, and shook it very casually, then turned around and went to the table to pour a glass of red wine for Liu Tianliang, dragged a small horse to sit next to him and said with a smile: "Okay, don't be a scoundrel, let's chat casually first!" ”
"Hmmm! The wine is good, and it is indeed a place to entertain the big leaders......"
Liu Tianliang took a sip of red wine, then smacked his lips and said, "Ask, just ask what you want, but you must promise not to talk nonsense!" ”
"Don't worry, I still have the most basic professionalism......"
Liang Jingyu nodded with a smile, then held his chin and asked, "Let's start with your personal experience, tell me all the experiences you think are the most peculiar, I am your best confidant......"
"Experience...... Hey? Aren't you supposed to hypnotize me first? Isn't it more straightforward to say that you're so tired and tired now, soak in water, and then count one, two, three, and I'll be hypnotized? ”
Liu Tianliang suddenly looked at Liang Jingyu with curiosity, but she rolled her eyes and said, "You have watched too many movies, right?" Hypnotize those are irresponsible therapists, they are all self-centered people, and they are doomed to fail in the future, and besides, your defense is so strong, I can't hypnotize at all! ”
"No, right? I...... I think I'm relaxed......"
Liu Tianliang opened his arms and said inexplicably, but Liang Jingyu pointed to the pistol on his waist and said: "You have subconsciously touched the pistol three times since you came in, constantly adjusting the best position to draw the gun, and even you haven't even taken off your shoes until now, doesn't this mean that you are very defensive of me?" ”
"Don't get me wrong, we're used to fighting outside, and we're basically like this when we sleep, and this problem will definitely not be able to get rid of for a while, but I promise, if you hypnotize me, I will definitely not resist......"
Liu Tianliang hurriedly raised his hands to guarantee, but Liang Jingyu sighed and said: "Resisting or not resisting is your subconscious behavior, your brain can't control it at all, unless I forcibly hypnotize you, otherwise we need at least a week of communication to make you calmly accept my hypnosis!" ”
"Can you still forcibly hypnosis? Then you can give it a try! Seriously, I'm a little wary of you guys here, after all, we were strangers a few hours ago......"
Liu Tianliang stretched out his hand and made a very small gesture, and smiled at Liang Jingyu very embarrassedly, and Liang Jingyu said helplessly: "Are you sure you want to accept my forced hypnosis?" ”
"Come on, trust your instincts, if you hurt me, then I consider myself unlucky......"
Liu Tianliang smiled indifferently, and after Liang Jingyu looked at him deeply, he straightened up and said: "I know that you don't believe that I can forcibly hypnotize you, and your wariness of me is not a little bit or two, and with your current state of tension, I really can't hypnotize you, but except for ...... Your brain! ”
"Pak~"
Liang Jingyu suddenly stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of Liu Tianliang, Liu Tianliang's face that was still smiling just now immediately relaxed, and then he just saw Liang Jingyu gently shake his fingers in front of his eyes, but Liu Tianliang's slightly narrowed eyes did not make any movement at all, and he looked at the ceiling in a daze as if her fingers did not exist at all!