Chapter 1141: Secretary Du is full of diamonds [No. 257 hundred]
The evil ghost was stunned for a moment when he heard Nishi say this, and then Kishi took it away with a fierce face.
He looked at me meaningfully, and there was even a hint of treacherous success in his expression: "He is worthy of being the owner of the empty house." Sure enough, it was thorough. ”
I asked blankly, "What's the point?" What's wrong with me? ”
The demon pointed to the room and said, "There's a newly-dead baby in there, and there's an old ghost here who is badly damaged, guess what I want to do?" ”
I was stunned for two seconds, and then a cold sweat came down: "You don't want to borrow a corpse to resurrect your soul, do you?" ”
The demon said proudly, "That's right. I just want to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul. ”
I stuck out my tongue and thought to myself, "You have been nourished by the reverse dragon for so many years, and you have done evil, once you are reborn, then you can pay it back?" But you'll survive. If you want to do bad things, you have to grow up. I've had so many years to prepare, and sooner or later I'm going to have to take you in. ”
The evil ghost Xiwu was silent, and said with some dissatisfaction: "What? Do you want to be in the West? ”
Thousands of clothes are worn, but I don't wear sycophants, not to mention that my neck is still pinched in other people's hands, I hurriedly said: "Congratulations big brother." Brother Hexi, borrowing the corpse to return the soul, is going to experience a life again. ”
The demon nodded with some satisfaction, and then he said, "So, you promised to help me?" ”
I was stunned: "I'll help you?" What do you want me to help with? ”
The demon said impatiently, "Borrow the corpse to return the soul." "Clip every number.
I was stunned for a moment, and said as if I was dying: "Do you still need me to help you with the resurrection of the corpse?" Big brother, are you so powerful, can't you do it yourself? ”
The demon looked at me twice, then said, "You want to fool me?" Since ancient times, there have been many evil spirits who want to resurrect their souls. But not much success. Just because they don't know Taoism. I'm getting you here today. It's for you to help me with Taoism. ”
When I heard this, I really wanted to cry without tears. The uninformed people thought I was a master, but now the evil spirits have misunderstood me. And there is no way to explain this, once I explain it clearly, it will lose its usefulness, and the evil ghost will be angry and may have to kill me.
The demon saw that I did not speak, and thought that I was not pleased. He persuaded him with good words: "Brother out, I know that you have door rules, and you Taoist priests abide by the rules." But there are exceptions to everything, right? ”
I thought to myself: fuck the rules. I thought about breaking the rules, but I didn't even know what the rules were.
Then the demon said, "Think about it." After a while, you can help me borrow the corpse and resurrect the soul. You are my great benefactor, and our incident last night will naturally be written off. And what about this family? Your own children have come back from the dead, and you are also their great benefactor. ”
What the devil said tickles my heart. I smiled bitterly in my heart: "If I really had the ability, I would have promised you a long time ago." But the younger brother is an empty shelf. ”
The demon tried his best to persuade him, but he never spoke, and seemed to be a little impatient.
He looked up at the sky and said, "The hour is almost up, brother, you are toasting and not eating and drinking, and you can't let you go anymore." ”
Then he grabbed me by the neck and strode into the house.
When the two of us answered the soft door, the demon waved his hand, and a gust of wind swept out, slamming the two doors open.
A woman was sitting on a stool crying sadly. Suddenly, the door opened, the candle went out, and I was startled. As soon as she looked up, she walked in with a strange posture. I couldn't help but be a little annoyed: "Who are you?" ”
I was submissive and didn't know how to talk.
The evil spirit drank beside me, "Sue her, you have come to heal her and bring her son back to life." ”
I opened my mouth and thought to myself, "Will people believe this kind of nonsense?" The point is, I don't have the ability to do it. ”
The woman had already re-lit the candle, then stood up and asked me with tears on her face, "Who are you?" What to do? ”
The ancients had a saying, "The mourning soldier will win." This woman is now a wounded lion, who has just died of her child, and probably does not want to live herself. I saw that she had a fierce look in her eyes, and she had the intention of killing me, the intruder.
I was in a hurry and hurriedly said, "I, I'm here to burn paper." ”
The woman heard me mention the child, and sure enough, she sat on the stool softly: "You are also here to burn paper?" Do you know us? ”
I said vaguely: "I know, I know, but I haven't come back often in the past few years, and everyone has been born." ”
I was worried that the woman would continue to interrogate me, so I quickly took a few pieces of yellow paper from the side and burned them in the brazier.
The demon beside me said miserably, "Are you done talking? Why don't you do it yet? ”
I already thought about it when I burned the paper, but it was a big deal to make up a specious ritual to deceive him and stay up until the beggars were over.
I slowly stood up, about to talk nonsense. Suddenly, a rough voice came from outside: "Why did you die?" Let me see, what's wrong with my little nephew. ”
The woman stood up and burst into tears: "Brother, you are here." Then she greeted her.
The demon urged me, "Now it's okay, there's no one in the house, you can help me quickly." ”
Suddenly, there was a dog barking outside. Immediately after, a large black dog burst into the room.
The man shouted outside: "Oh, this dead dog, is it crazy?" Don't bite my little nephew. ”
I thought to myself: this man seems to love dogs like his life, and he has to bring them with him to his nephew's funeral.
I was about to use the dog as an excuse to delay for a few more minutes, when I turned my head to look at the demon and was amazed.
He was huddled in the corner, hunched over, his upper teeth trembling against his lower teeth. And the dog was standing in front of him, with its mouth wide open and barking vigorously.
I thought about it a little and was immediately happy. I have heard that people have obsessions when they die, especially evil spirits. This beggar was bitten by a black dog before his death, and was forced to die under the brick tower by the black dog. His fear of black dogs is definitely not ordinary. Now that I have become a ghost, I suddenly looked at the West Black Dog, and I was still too scared to move.
I thought to myself: Well, I've finally found something to restrain the demons.
I was gloating when two people outside had rushed in.
I saw a bearded man in the west, and barked at the black dog, "Hey, what are you doing?" There's such a big thing in the family, what's your name? ”
However, the black dog did not pay any attention to him, and still barked at the evil spirit, and was eager to try, and it was quite like to go up and bite twice.
The woman suddenly said anxiously, "I heard that the black dog can see the ghost of the West. Is it that the child's soul has not yet left? ”
Dahan waved his hand: "Impossible." The little nephew is the closest to this dog, and he can only wag his tail when the dog is west, how can he bark at him? ”
The woman stomped her feet: "Has it become a ghost, this dog doesn't know it?" ”
Dahan said: "No way, dogs are much more loyal than people. When he said this, he suddenly turned his head to look at me and asked, "Huh?" What do you do? ”
I stammered, not knowing how to fool him, so I diverted his attention and pointed to the corner and said, "There's something dirty over there, but it's not a child, it's an old ghost." ”
The woman was shocked: "How can there be an old ghost in our family?" ”
At the critical moment, my mind turned very fast: "Let's burn paper money at home, and these homeless lonely ghosts want to come in and get some." ”
The woman looked at the barking black dog and immediately believed it. She said nervously, "What can I do?" Brother, why don't you pull the black dog and let this ghost go. ”
The big man nodded, and reached out to pull the black dog. I hurriedly stopped the two of them and said, "Don't. This is the devil. We can't let him go, or none of us will survive. ”
The woman looked at me suspiciously: "How do you know?" ”
I'm trying to figure it out. The man suddenly pointed to my nose and shouted, "Oh, I know you." ”
This shouting scared my legs weak, and I thought to myself, "Did you meet an enemy of the West today?" ”
Unexpectedly, the man looked at me and patted me on the shoulder repeatedly: "Aren't you Master Zhao?" On the day of the Martyrs' Shrine, I passed you west. ”
As soon as I heard this, I immediately put my mind at ease and said in a dignified manner: "Yes, I am Zhao Mang." ”
With the identity of a master, everything is easy to do. Naturally, the man and the woman believed that there was an evil spirit in the house. R832