Chapter 365: Toothpicks Are Here
"Really?! She's wholeheartedly for you, that's how you think of her, you're a beast, we're really wrong about you! Hao Jian knew that what he said was the old past, it was all his ignorant thoughts before, and now that he had matured, how could he still think like him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Could it be that he just chased Li Nana to make me sad?! If that's the case, it's too much.
"Hahaha, you can't get what I can't get, and I'm going to destroy her if you want to get it... Do you know how humble and lowly she was when I dumped her? Hahaha, she was still stupidly crying and kneeling and begging me to reconcile with her, kneeling and begging me to her! I feel disgusted by such a woman! Why should I hang myself in her hands, there are thousands of beauties in the world, aren't they? Look, isn't my bride beautiful? Hahaha. You showed your love for her at the beginning, but she didn't agree, and now I help you destroy her, you should be happy, shouldn't you?! Wang Er Mazi's whole face was distorted when he said this, it was completely like a different person, becoming more evil and vicious, and more arrogant.
The fists in Hao Jian's hands were clenched tightly, and the bones of each knuckle creaked, and now he couldn't wait to throw a few slaps over and beat this evil Wang Er Mazi into mud sauce! Then he couldn't, now there are so many people here, Hao Jian held back the resentment and anger in his stomach, and gritted his teeth word by word and said, "You shut up for me!! Don't mention her, you're so unworthy! ”
"Sheepskin Scroll, sting him!"
Although Hao Jian couldn't do it himself, he could ask the Sheepskin Scroll to help him clean him up.
Bad guys, it's so damnable.
The anger in Hao Jian's heart reached its peak. I haven't let myself have a good time since I was a child, this guy should clean up after it.
"Sting hard, make him faint for a day and a night..."Hao Jian ordered, secretly happy in his heart.
"Yes, master!" The parchment scroll flew out of the bell bracelet and stung on the buttocks of the particularly arrogant and domineering Wang Er Mazi, Wang Er Mazi's neck was crooked, and as soon as the wine glass fell, he lay on the table softly, and after a convulsion, he fainted directly.
The others were still drinking and chatting with mahjong, not even noticing what was going on, and they would just think he was drunk and resting on the table.
"I'll let you go for once, and I'll come to you tonight to settle the score." Hao Jian kicked him hard under the table before he was relieved, then pulled out a few tissues on the table, turned around and wiped the wine on his hand, wiped his mouth again, threw it into the trash, and then took a box of toothpicks and quietly put it in his pocket, anyway, it's free, no money, no money. Finally, he went to the table next to him and took out only a toothpick, held it in his hand, and did not forget to take a large chicken leg and nibble on it as he walked, and then slowly left the table.
"Master, are you coming soon?"
"That's right, I've already taken care of it. The toothpick they want is with me, hehe! ”
"Master 666!" The brilliant sunlight and the scorching light penetrated more powerfully, faintly passing through the branches and streams, from the bodies of beetles and unicorns transmitted through the gaps in the numbers, and then reflected back to the ground.
The two little creatures, the beetle and the unicorn, were lying on two leaves like two little mosquitoes, chirping and humming a little song while keeping an eye on the dynamics of the river below them.
Zhou Zhengzheng is still turning on his super cool lockpicking technology, but without a toothpick, he can't do anything, and is fighting with those anxious and sweaty policemen in the scorching and scorching summer sun!
"No, I said you don't even have a toothpick, so do you have any embroidery needles? No, I don't have embroidery needles. However, embroidery needles are not as good as toothpicks. Zhou Zhengzheng was already trying to use his method to unlock the lock, completely erecting the iron box, and then tinkering with the lockbox for a while.
"This kid is really weird about the way he picks the lock?!"
"yes, he actually turned the combination lock upside down."
"Do you think he can solve it like this?"
"I think, forget it, everyone should not have hope, lest the hope be too great and the disappointment great."
"Do you think that the new village party secretary in our village really has such great skills? The lock that the police uncle can't open, can he open it? ”
"I think so! Experience has proved that a good look must be enough. ”
"Where did the experience come from?"
"God said: In martial arts novels."
"Go, go, you ignorant people."
"I see you're chatting here, why don't you go home and get a toothpick to help him pick the lock?! Maybe there's some treasure in the tin box, and I'll be able to share it with you then. ”
"That's right, maybe it's a treasure, let's go back and get a toothpick."
The crowd of onlookers is also getting more and more lively, and it seems that Hao Jian really needs to catch them up. These gossipy masses!
It's really a high-profile look at the IQ of these ignorant gossipy masses. I don't know who fanned the flames, bewitched, these people have rushed to tell each other, the police came to the village, the police salvaged a box with treasures by the river, who has a toothpick to contribute quickly, maybe the treasure, you can share a piece of soup with you, get rich, rich!
Zhou Zhengzheng didn't care about those people's criticism at all, he muttered with disgust and complaint while tinkering: "I think I used a toothpick to unlock my father's password lock, no, it doesn't count as unlocking, it's equivalent to destroying his new password box." Anyway, it turned out to be open, so I need a toothpick now. ”
"This kid has this skill, it's really condescending not to be a thief."
"No, if he goes to be a thief, won't he be handcuffed by us?"
"Drink, you're talking about it too. Anyway, I think it's okay, if it weren't for the fact that Xiao Liu, the lock-opening god in our bureau, was not here, where would he still have the energy to be in the limelight, and he would still be such a dick. ”
"That's right, I think at the beginning, Xiao Liu broke the Guinness World Record by himself, and unlocked the combination locks of ten different lockboxes in half a minute. It's a terrible cow. ”
The onlookers were also commenting disdainfully, always thinking that if they fell in some places and lost to others, they would have to get it back in other places.
"Okay, you guys don't say a few words, and if you look for a toothpick, go find a toothpick. Don't be idle here, your eggs hurt, your teeth are itchy! Yang Xing scolded, and suddenly there was silence, and no one dared to gossip.
But it was so coincidental that the rain arrived in time soon.
"Brothers! Toothpicks are here! Look at me! ”
Of course, the timely rain that came in a hurry was Hao Jian's boy!