"House Demon King"

There used to be a joke about a man saying to another man, "I love you, let's get married." ”

Then the man's wife appeared, and pleaded and said to the man: "Come back with me, I won't let you read comics and novels again, let's not do it, okay?" ”

It can be seen from this joke that in fact, many women like BL, just like many men like lilies, otherwise what would happen to those rotten girl corps?

For the relationship between male xìng and male xìng, it may be a little unacceptable in modern times, but it is very common in ancient times, for example, BL was very common in the Uruk era, most people are in double xìng love, in the legend even Gilgamesh and Enki are the same, and this kind of thing reached its peak before and after the Roman era, for example, in history, the conquering king Iskandar and his spiritual love object Hephaestion, even Nero in history (not the female tyrant in fate) also had a male favorite.

There is a very common and strange phenomenon in Lei Zhe's Crystal Palace, that is, when Lei Zhe flirted with Yinshi, only a few women could not accept it, as for Gilgamesh, Enkidu, Nero and even Saya, they did not have too many ideas, because they had seen too many such things, and to a certain extent, these people did not discriminate against this kind of thing, of course, the first premise was that they knew that Lei Zhe's xìng orientation was normal, otherwise they would have rushed in and straightened the bent Lei Zhe.

Therefore, in addition to the back mountain in every man's heart, every woman also has a pair of "rotten glasses" in her heart. , Of course, all of this is for entertainment, and everyone won't care, the so-called "base feelings" don't exist at all, they can only feel the friendship and family affection between Lei Zhe and Yinshi, after all, they see everything in their eyes.

The girls can accept it, but they can't accept it. , This kind of thing is unacceptable to anyone, and sometimes the blow of this kind of thing is more difficult to accept than if your husband is a "crooked!"

That's right, now Lei Zhe's performance is Chiluǒluǒ's affair behavior, although it was Hua Tuo who took the initiative instead of Lei Zhe, but Nima's submissive attitude is not good, bastard, do you dare to kick that woman away?

Dozens of pairs of eyes are burning with scorching flames, holding a bright firewood knife in his hand, the red flag at home has not yet floated, the colorful flags outside have not been erected, this firewood knife appeared first, you bastard even if you have amnesia, do you have to keep provoking women? Isn't that enough at home? How big do you want the Crystal Palace, hey!

All kinds of negative emotions are mixed together, as if breaking through the limitations of space, Lei Zhe in the picture suddenly shuddered, and then stopped Hua Tuo's movements, he quickly pushed the other party away from himself, Lei Zhe had a feeling that if he continued, it would be very tragic one day in the future, and it would be a tragedy full of coke, and in a trance he seemed to feel that there were countless shiny firewood knives shaking behind him, and this firewood knife released a breath that made him shudder.

Seeing Lei Zhe leaving, many blackened, rampant, and crazy women calmed down, and Enqidu said with a smile on his face: "Why did Lei suddenly stop?" How come I didn't find that he was standing so big, no matter how Hua Tuo is also a beauty, isn't it? Enkidu smiled gently, but the Judgment Spear in her hand, which had turned into a saber, was disappearing.

"If he wants to continue, I think Ray won't be able to see the sun in the future, even if he has self-knowledge, he is on the precipice, and he should be rewarded according to his performance, what will he reward when he turns back?" Gilgamesh then spoke and said that the golden light that appeared behind her slowly dissipated, with a smile on her face, after coming to this Honkai world, these women became more and more incomprehensible, I really don't know what will happen to Lei Zhe when he comes back, is it Xianhuā and Rewěn still hugging or a chai knife, burning at the stake, and heresy trial?

"It's so good, I want to go to this world too, I really want to stay with my father and feed me, can't we really go to this world with the gods over there? As long as you open the door, wouldn't it be fine? Hei Ji drank juice and looked at Lei Zhe, who was walking alone on the street without a goal, and said that it would be nice if he could be by Lei Zhe's side now, and finally couldn't help but release the picture to his eyes, and the clown who laughed weirdly from time to time said.

"Giggles, this is the ...... of fate," said the clown, the guardian of the Stone Gate, with his long tongue out, and this guy was going to pull up whatever he said, "The arrangement of fate." It's full of god sticks, but other people don't have anything to do with it, obviously they just need to open a door, why is it always fate? ,

"Okay, okay, I know, it's fate again, right? It's a pity that you don't go to be a god, is there really no way? It's not difficult for you, is it? Hei Ji stroked the demon dog in his arms, and said very unhappily, if I could, I really want to tear down the stone gate of this pit sister.

"Giggles" Clown Gate continued to laugh, and at this time, the picture it was playing suddenly stopped, which made everyone stunned, and then the clown smiled and said: "Fate can also be changed, do you really want to go to this world?" I can make your wish come true! ”

After the clown finished speaking, his right hand began to shake, and then threw a throw, which stopped after rolling on the ground several times, showing two points on it, which means that it can pass two people this time, and after throwing the loose pieces, the clown continued to smile and said: "The world has been connected, the number of people who can pass this time is 2, which of you goes?" The clown laughed, only this time it was very dangerous, and with schadenfreude.

After hearing its words, the women who were originally stunned jumped up instantly, and then looked at the people around them, their eyes were full of hostility, there were only two, that is to say, only two people could go to the silver hún world, except for themselves, they were all enemies!

"Enkidu, do you want to cooperate? This time we can enter the two of us, you and I are exactly two, Luo lì dragon can't leave this world, as long as we join forces, no one is our opponent, right? "Gilgamesh decisively chose to ally with Enkidu, and this number is also a bit strange, not one, not three, but two that is not up or down.

If it's one, everyone is the enemy.

If it's three, the three S-ratios will definitely form an alliance, and Gilgamesh's side also happens to be three combat powers, in short, this number is very tangled, and finding a powerful ally becomes the key to victory.

"Giggles, the second Crystal Palace qualifying battle has officially begun, and sure enough, this kind of thing is the most loving!" The clown door said with a smile, with a gloating light in his eyes, what bullshit fate, to be honest, it is purely for its own fun The so-called fate is not controlled by its hands, there is definitely something wrong with this scatter, remote control or mercury, right?!

This time you must not fail, the girls all know that whoever wins this time will have a great advantage in the future, after all, they are by each other's side when Lei Zhe has amnesia, and when Lei Zhe remembers everything, his feelings for himself will be more profound, so he can't lose anything this time.

The alliance was quickly reached, Enkidu, Gilgamesh, Veya.

Three saben.

Nero and Saya.

Black and white princess, magic dog.

Fang Niang and Mai Ye Shen Li.

Gaia and Alayya.

"It's such a fun thing, how can I not get involved, is anyone willing to team up with me?" Aort, the crystal spider, watched the scene of the brawl, he didn't participate in the battle last time, but this time he also wants to join, not to say anything about the crystal palace qualifying battle, but to go to another world, this is not a lot of opportunities.

"Since Lord Alter is in such a mood, then I'll team up with you, and I haven't seen Lord Lei Zhe for a long time." Mordred stepped forward and said to Aort, saying that even if she leaves the Moon World, she has a nameless special ability, and now that she is teamed up with Aort, her combat effectiveness cannot be ignored.

As for the others, they all consciously quit this battle, and they would fight them only after being kicked in the head by a donkey. It's better to be a passer-by to watch soy sauce when you are decisive, in fact, you also love watching dramas.

"Ahh Unlucky, unlucky, if you want to beat them all down, I can't go, and others don't want to go! Luo Lì Long muttered beside her, she couldn't change it if she couldn't go, but she could make everyone can't go, and she still had the confidence to do it.

After a month of subsidence, the second Crystal Palace qualifying battle began.

……… Divider......

Lei Zhe, who left Hua Tuo's residence, walked up the street. He didn't know what he was supposed to do, everything he needed to do had been done, should he find a place to drink?

At night, when Kabukicho is busy, Raich walks down the street and greets the people around him from time to time, after all, he is the god of wealth on this street, and all the shops know him.

"Yo, Lessan, come to our store tonight, there are a few very nice girls who have just arrived, and there are the best wines." ,

"Hey, owner of Wanshiya, it's been a long time since you've been in our store, how about you have a good time in our store today?"

Lei Zhe refused their invitation with a smile, and for a while even he didn't know where to go, so it was better to go home and sleep, because he didn't sleep well yesterday.

Just when Lei Zhe wanted to go back to Wanshiwu, two girls suddenly appeared in front of him, a cute Luo Lì wearing a black sè long skirt, with black sè straight hair and red eyes, and a tall but blonde and red-eyed royal sister, these two people happened to block Lei Zhe's path.

They appeared as if out of thin air, and even Lei Zhe didn't sense how they appeared in front of him, the two girls stared at Lei Zhe, and then said something that made Lei Zhe vomit blood.

"Father, we've finally met you......"

After hearing this, Lei Zhe was like five thunderbolts, what is the situation, who can tell himself what the situation is?!

Father?

Is this beeping yourself?

Lei Zhe looked around, although there were many passers-by, the two girls were indeed looking at themselves, and the sentence "Father, I also said to myself, hey, hey, this joke is too big, right?" How is this kind of thing possible, how can I have a daughter?!

These two girls are very cute, very beautiful, very eye-catching, the two of them just stand here and make all passers-by look sideways, and their temperament is also impossible to hide, the kind of arrogance that is high up and released involuntarily, it looks like two princesses.

And they are indeed princesses, and they are the princesses who rule over all the Dead Apostles!

"Well, are you calling me?" Lei Zhe scratched his head and asked cautiously, he was wondering if someone was deliberately looking for these two little girls to play tricks on himself, could it be that he and others had finally been retributed after so many years? Yes, it must be so, in that case, there must be cameras hidden around, right?

"Father-sama" To be honest, Kurohime didn't expect that it was himself who could enter this world, you must know that the winners in the previous battle were Gilgamesh and Enkidu, but in the end, the clown gate suddenly changed the person who entered and designated the black and white princess, which made Gilgamesh almost go berserk and tear it down, but in the end it was stopped by others.

The reason why the clown designated the black and white princess was: "Don't you think that Lei Zhe suddenly appeared with a pair of daughters who are very loving?" And this time to travel to the silver hún is not without limitations, first of all, the ability of the black and white princess must be sealed, so as not to attract the attention of the true god, of course, the other party will inevitably be aware of it, but the origin of the black and white princess is very special, so it must be sealed, and the other is "Chuan,

Ugly said here hehe laughed evilly, it looked like it was addicted to playing.

In this way, the black and white princesses were sent to the silver hún and came to Lei Zhe, and now their strength is the same as that of the night rabbit, and other special abilities are sealed, but even then they are still very strong.

"Father, it's great to be able to see you, we, we" Hei Ji said and finally cried, which made Lei Zhe really stunned, and then let passers-by see his expression was very weird, the relationship between the two passers-by didn't know, they thought Lei Zhe was bullying the little girl.

"Hey, don't cry, okay, can't you say this slowly? Father or something, did you recognize the wrong person? How could I possibly have a daughter?! Lei Zhe said hurriedly, now he was really confused, and he was very confused.

"We didn't recognize the wrong person, you are indeed our father, your name is Lei Zhe, the next Night King of the Night Rabbit, the one who led the rise of the Night Rabbit, ten years later you destroyed all the high-level of the Spring Rain, and then became their leader, and we were born at that time." Bai Ji comforted her sister and at the same time, she also told Lei Zhe.

"Wait, wait, my head is a little messy." Lei Zhe rubbed his aching head, then sorted out his words and said, "You mean that you will be born in ten years?" That is to say, you ......"

"That's right, we come from the future, because fifteen years later you died in a battle, and we came here to change the future," Hakuhime said with a bitter smile, not faked, but indeed bitter.

Because the Clown Gate told them that if they didn't say that, it would send the two back to the world of the Magic Tower on its own, and the reason why it made the two say this is because the plot would become very interesting and loving!