"There's a gap!!"

Positioning, coquettish positioning.

Zhang Xiaoyu dodged Hua Shao's chest attack.

A certain rain, because he had scratched Hua Shao's chest, the latter was obsessed and indignant, and recently, he had diarrhea, and Hua Shao almost pulled to the wall of dung. In the final analysis, it is all because of Zhang Xiaoyu, and Hua Shao also thinks so in WC. Therefore, when Hua Shao came out of the WC dedicated to men, he happened to see the object of venting, which was Zhang Xiaoyu.

After Zhang Xiaoyu dodged Hua Shao's chest attack, he didn't forget to shake his little friend a few times, and then gently stuffed Xiao Xiaoyu into his pants and zipped it up.

"Oh, it's you."

Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the flowers.

A certain rain knows that there are few flowers, and women dress up as men, but others don't know. So it's normal for flowers to appear in the boys' public toilet in Shengji School Park? Hey, hey, it's not normal, although there are doors in the public toilet squatting pit that can be closed, but no matter what, a guy dressed as a man can't appear in the man's toilet.

"That's right, it's me."

There are few flowers and the face is pale. Diarrhea, the water in the stomach has been pulled out, and now, there are stars in my eyes. It would be strange if the face could be good-looking. Because it was not yet time for class to end, Zhang Xiaoyu cleverly jumped down from the window on the second floor and got into the toilet. I didn't expect to run into less flowers. In other words, don't you have to go to class if you have less flowers, Zhang Xiaoyu is also very strange. Hot-blooded colleges and universities are really casual places.

Hua Shao gritted his teeth, hugged his lower abdomen, and his body was trembling.

I really want to bite Zhang Xiaoyu, but I can't help it, and my body is not strong. There are few flowers.,Plan.,Dig a few big pits in Shengji School Park.,Cover them with leaves and grass or something.,As long as Zhang Xiaoyu walks over from above,It'll fall into the pit.。 Back to basics, the simpler the pit, the more people can be pitted, Hua Shao thinks very comprehensively, in Hua Shao's chain plan, there is also a link is to put some earthworms and other sticky small animals in the pit, if Zhang Xiaoyu falls into the pit and sees a group of earthworms hugging together, his spirit will be hit hard. But Hua Shao herself, but she collapsed first, digging the soil to catch earthworms, it is really a torturous thing, for Hua Shao.

Moving his steps, Zhang Xiaoyu was about to leave.

"What?!"

Hua Shao blurted out. Hey, hey, don't leave your back to the enemy.

"If you show you my latest invention, you'll be scared of your eyes." Hua Shao, who hummed and sneered, put his hand into his clothes, and after some fumbling, Hua Shao took out a warm underwear from his clothes and threw it out.

By the way, the new invention hidden in Hua Shao's underwear was forgotten by Hua Shao in the room of a relative's house. So what the flower throws out is her hood......

Smack. The hood thrown by Hua Shao hung on Zhang Xiaoyu's neck.

"Huh? Isn't that my corset?! ”

Only then did Hua Shao see clearly that what she threw out was not her evil invention, but her own cover. Obviously, it was difficult to untie the lock before, but today, as soon as it is undone, it is unfastened, and not only is it unfastened, but the cover is thrown out. There are few flowers with red faces, and they can no longer be quiet.

Because the underwear was gone, Hua Shao's hidden chest propped up the short-sleeved shirt, and even the button on the shirt collapsed.

In the man's toilet.

There was a girl who threw the hood out, and a man with a hood around his neck. No matter how you think about it, it's not a good thing.

Zhang Xiaoyu just hung a flower-less hood around his neck and turned around.

"Girl, I'll take your cover."

"Bring it!!"

Hua Shao covered his chest with one hand and stretched out to Zhang Xiaoyu with the other.

"Girl, I didn't say you, why do you want to be obsessed with me, and I didn't treat you well."

"No, no, in my delusions, you treated me badly. You threatened me with a concussive stick, and tied me up, and you knew that I was physically and mentally wounded, and since then I have lived a miserable life, and I was not only driven out of the house by my family, but you also laughed at me again, and you arrested me again, and then tied my hands and feet, and hung me under a tree, and took out a concussive stick......"

chattering, chattering, and chattering endlessly, Hua Shao chattered endlessly about Zhang Xiaoyu's disrespect for her body.

Zhang Xiaoyu was also speechless. "Is your head broken, didn't you say it too, it's a delusion, it's a delusion, in reality, I didn't do anything to you, and, you are a little girl, opening and closing your mouth is hanging, concussion, what are you thinking?!"

"Ah, by the way, I forgot to ask you, in your delusions, do I tie you up dressed as a man, or hang you up as a woman?"

"Is there a difference?"

“…… The difference is huge!! ”

"Women dressed as men."

"Hey!"

Zhang Xiaoyu took the cover with few flowers off his neck and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

"This is your punishment, don't mess around behind me."

Dropping this sentence, Zhang Xiaoyu left.

※※※

Things are even more troublesome than Zhang Xiaoyu imagined.

Lunch time. Zhang Xiaoyu, Yang Xiaobai, Jia Dadiao, Jia Dapeng, etc., stopped, because on the tree in front of them, there was a girl with short hair. That's right, it's less flowers.

Not only Zhang Xiaoyu, they stopped. The men of Shengji School Park all gathered over at once.。 Just imagine, in a boys' school full of gentlemen, one day, under a dense tree, there is a net hanging, and there is a struggling short-haired beautiful girl in the net, how can the men not be excited.

There were few flowers, and I almost cried. She originally wanted to make a net under the tree, and once Zhang Xiaoyu stepped on it, she would be hung up with a bang. It's good now, Zhang Xiaoyu didn't step on it, and there were few careless flowers, but he fell into his own trap and was hanged. There is no need to even be delusional, the entity with less flowers hangs in front of Zhang Xiaoyu.

"Who, who is this beautiful woman?"

"God, is it a girl from God? Don't rob me, mine is mine. ”

"Roll the calf, you don't look at your bear-like, I'm tall and big, and I talk extraordinary, girl, make a friend, give, this is Yellow Arrow chewing gum."

An animal decisively took out the chewing gum from his trouser pocket, which was of the "Yellow Arrow" brand, and some time ago, a star also endorsed the brand's chewing gum. But there were mixed reviews on the Internet, because the star wanted to take a girl's carriage, but couldn't find an excuse, so he took out Yellow Arrow chewing gum, "Make a friend." The star said. It was this short advertisement that made the star criticized: Damn, with a piece of chewing gum, I want to make an appointment. Cannon. Right now,A livestock in Shengji School Park,Now learning and selling,Take out the yellow arrow chewing gum,Want to make a flower for less。

Yang Xiaobai shook his arms and squeezed away the animals that took out the chewing gum, "Go, this is not popular now." Look, girl, this is Mai Xuan! Chew on it, you can't stop at all! ”

Zhang Xiaoyu sighed, hey, even the chewing gum has become a contract for celebrities. Props for cannons.

"Hurry up and put me down, Zhang Xiaoyu."

Hua Shao pointed out Zhang Xiaoyu.

Jia Dapeng was not happy at the time, "Xiaoyu, you are too uninteresting, how can you hang the girl under the big tree, at least, at least in a place where no one can see it!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu: "......"

Less flowers: "......"

The cattle of Shengji School Park,They were also stunned.,I can't think of Jia Dapeng, who is usually Sven.,It's so **.。

Jia Dadiao said to Zhang Xiaoyu: "When did you provoke this girl?" also hung people here, Shangguan Xue saw it, it's strange not to be mad. ”

Many men don't want Zhang Xiaoyu to put down Hua Shao.

After all, the girl hanging in the air net is so pleasing to the eye and refreshing. It can not only take care of the eyes, but also cultivate the temperament.

Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't bear to let the girl hang in the net.

So, so Zhang Xiaoyu decided that he was going to hang it with Hua Shao in the net hanging on the tree.

Not only thought so, Zhang Xiaoyu also did it.

And, it did.

The men of Shengji School Park under the tree: "......"

Everyone really doesn't understand what Zhang Xiaoyu is thinking, isn't he asking a hero to save the United States? Why did the hero and the beauty hug each other and hang from the tree? Mom, the stories in fairy tales are all lies.

"Go, disperse, disperse, don't disturb us."

Zhang Xiaoyu waved to the men under the tree.

Yang Xiaobai, Jia Dadiao, and Jia Dapeng squeezed their eyebrows at Zhang Xiaoyu with ill intentions, and then a group of livestock dispersed in a hurry.

Quietly, only the two people in the net under the big tree stared at each other.

Spend less brain, have a few minutes of blank time.

Zhang Xiaoyu had no choice but to admire the cute short-haired girl. At a closer look, isn't the girl quite cute? Zhang Xiaoyu even touched the tip of Hua Shao's nose.

Swinging, netting. Zhang Xiaoyu and Hua Shao are also swinging in the net. Also swaying is the girl's cute heart. It is said that the girl's heart, the needle under the sea, pricked the boy one after another. Hua Shao is still depressed, why didn't the needle in her heart pierce Zhang Xiaoyu through?

Hua Shao glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu's trouser pocket, "...... That's my hood. ”

"If you want it, if you want it, you can beg me." Zhang Xiaoyu said.

"Die."

“……”