Chapter 16: Fun
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"What? The target of this interception mission turned out to be the red fairy Li Mochou in the Condor Heroes, my God, how did that evil woman cross over, this, her cultivation is even higher than her brother, and she has reached the junior level of a second-rate master, system boss, are you really sure that you are not mistaken"?
"That Chilian Fairy has a high cultivation, a ruthless shot, and many means, and what kind of ice spirit silver needle is the palm of the Five Poisons God, by the way, what else is there to be three nos, you really don't know anything when you are a brother, you must know that when I first played the TV series The Condor Heroes, my brother watched it three times, my God, this is a good preparation, if it doesn't work, my brother will find a way to buy a pistol on the black market and quietly kill her, but I don't know that there is one for sale!"
Song Yicheng, who was in great pain, had been tormenting himself there for a long time after knowing his own task, and there were hundreds of heads pulled off his head, but this guy didn't realize it, looking very distressed, this Li Mochou was nothing else, just the technique of flying needles without a shadow was a headache, and there was no need for people to throw out this ice spirit silver needle, as long as people had a large handful of coat needles, they had to be shot into hedgehogs by the other party.
"By the way, body armor, helmets, why did my brother forget these two life-saving artifacts, my brother can't buy a pistol, can't he buy a police body armor and motorcycle helmet? With these two artifacts in hand, when the time comes, as long as my brother is careful, I think I can still get the other party, under my own big gun, no matter what kind of red practice fairy or femme fatale fairy he has, he has to give his brother a rest, yes, just do it, brother's sister Xiaolanke is still waiting for brother in Chang'an City......"!
Song Yicheng, who thought of a way, immediately recovered to the kind of heartless optimist appearance he had always come out of, and immediately got up and went to Chang Fat to arrange the funeral, no, it was to arrange for him to buy some furniture and electrical appliances in this villa after he left. Such a good new home, Song Yicheng planned to arrange it in person, but now that he had systematically arranged tasks, he had to throw these things to Chang Fatzi, the eldest young master who had nothing to do all day long.
"Your uncle, are you going to leave again? Boss, how mysterious are you now, you don't take care of your kennel, throw it to me, what's the matter, okay, you can get out, furniture and electrical appliances, we take care of all the common items, you don't have to give me money, it's a congratulatory gift for you to move to a new house......".
"Fatty, thank you, don't say anything, the family depends on you, but the money must be given, how much it will be spent and I will give it to you when I come back, okay, I will enter Chang'an City immediately, I will hang ......up."
"Brother, where are you going, why don't you take the train, how slow the long-distance bus is, well, I've arrived at the Jiefang Road Bus Station in Chang'an City, you will arrive immediately, okay, I'll wait for you at the gate of the station......."
After putting down the phone in his hand, Song Yicheng saw his lively and cute little girl standing anxiously in front of the door of the station.
Song Lanlan, who rushed over early in the morning, was waiting there quietly at this time, looking forward to the arrival of her brother, from childhood to adulthood, she counted the eldest brother as the best for him, what was delicious, the eldest brother left it all for her to eat, and often took her out to play if she had nothing to do, unlike the naughty ghost of the second brother, who always cried and didn't say anything, and often grabbed his own snacks and toys, really, the family is now for himself and the second brother to go to college, the family burden is quite heavy, and his own tuition fees and everything are squeezed out of his own small salary. It's so bad that my eldest brother doesn't even dare to find a girlfriend until now. Thinking of them, the two brothers and sisters felt quite sorry for their eldest brother.
Just when Song Lanlan was thinking about some of the situation of her brothers and sisters, a luxurious and magnificent black gas off-road vehicle stopped in front of her, although she didn't know how much this car was worth, but the sign of the four circles in front of the car told her that this car would not be cheap, but why would it stop in front of her for no reason.
Just when Song Lanlan was wondering, the window of the car with the car film slowly lowered, revealing the face of a man wearing a big sunglasses, the man asked her loudly in an awkward voice: "Little sister, are you interested in getting in the car to accompany my brother to go shopping, my brother has prepared your favorite chocolate and wheat candy for you in the car!"
"Get in the car, sir, please leave immediately, otherwise I will call the police, chocolate, wheat candy, you are the eldest brother, the eldest brother, why are you, whose car are you driving, and you are pretending to scare me like this"!
After Song Lanlan heard the other party's words, she was first startled, and quickly took out her mobile phone from her pocket to make a call to the police, and then heard the words behind her, hey, how did he know that I like chocolate and wheat candy the most, hey, no, why does this voice look so much like a big brother, and then I saw the other party take off the sunglasses on his face, revealing the smile he was extremely familiar with.
"Come on, Lan Lan, let's find a place to eat first, and after eating, my brother will take you to buy clothes and go to ......."
"Brother, whose car is it, how can people rest assured that you will drive it, although you have taken the driver's license for two or three years, but after all, you have not touched the car much, who is so generous, dare to let you spoil your own car, this car is not cheap, in case you rub it into, our family can not die"?
Seeing Song Lanlan, who was sitting in the passenger seat, showing such an anxious look, Song Yicheng couldn't help laughing, gently patted his sister's little head, and rubbed it lovingly: "Lanlan, don't worry, this car was bought by the eldest brother himself, and if it is damaged, you don't have to pay for it, just find the land to repair it."
"You bought it, brother, what bad things did you do, Dad said, we can live a little poorer, but we can't do illegal things, how can you say that you are also a person who has gone to college, don't learn from those gangsters on the street**, do some things that are not allowed by the laws of the country"?
"Little sister, look at what scares you, in your eyes, it turns out that the eldest brother has always been such a person, I also smuggled drugs, sold drugs, killed people and set fire to me, really, this car was earned by my brother in the open, by the way, I forgot to sue you, my brother has resigned a long time ago, I am now in Uncle Chang's real estate company to help contact the business, this car is your eldest brother used the business commission earned from selling houses in the past few months to buy by himself, by the way, you don't know, or do sales to make money, you see, it's only been a few months, Your eldest brother has earned more than two million just mentioning his achievements, no, Uncle Chang intends to enter the real estate market here in Chang'an, so he sent your eldest brother over to do preliminary investigation."
Seeing that Song Lanlan's anxious face changed, Song Yicheng hurriedly opened his mouth to explain the origin of his car to the other party, and at the same time threw out the reason that he had thought of for a long time to fool the matter of selling the jade pendant, after all, although they were all the closest people to him, but he couldn't explain the origin of the jade pendant, and when he crossed the interceptor system, he decided not to tell anyone, just know it alone, and there was no need to let the family worry about it.
"You don't have to doubt it, it's all true, don't believe me called Chang Fat, let him explain it to you in person, besides, you often go online, you should know how profitable the real estate industry is, that Chang Fat's family eats so much meat, brother, what is it for me to drink this soup, of course, brother, I can earn so much money, and the strong help to Uncle Chang is inseparable, for the sake of the villagers, the commission points given to me are much higher than that of ordinary salespeople, this, it is not a violation of discipline and law”?
"Forget it, what kind of phone call, who doesn't know that you and Uncle Chang's little viagra are just like a person since you were a child, by the way, didn't you say that you didn't want to go to their company to help? Why did you quit your job now and go to work in their company?"
"What's more, you and that guy don't need money to go to college in the past few years? How much does the eldest brother earn in the original company for a month, no, plus your eldest brother and I can't stand the nagging of the fat guy, isn't this just the water flowing low, besides, your eldest brother and I always have to save money to find you a sister-in-law......"!
"Big brother, thank you, I know that in the past two years, because of the cost of school expenses for me and my second brother, you have broken your heart, thank you for ......."
Song Yicheng's lies are more and more rounded, and the more they are made up, the smoother they are, and they are tearful when they fool their own sisters, and they almost didn't cry out loud, seeing that their performance was a little too much, this thing hurriedly turned the direction and stopped at the door of a restaurant where Lao Sun's mutton steamed buns were written, and shouted that he was going to invite his sister to eat a big meal today, which made her sister burst into tears.
"Lan Lan, this dress is good, it suits you well, come, change it and try it, if you are satisfied, we will buy ......."
At this time, Song Yicheng, not to mention the face of a tyrant, was still carrying a large number of bags of clothes in his hands, which were full of clothes and shoes bought for his sister, although they were not international famous brands, but in this cultural ancient city with a very average consumption level, it can be regarded as extremely high-end clothing.
"Brother, don't do it, look at it, you bought me five or six clothes this afternoon, which is enough for me to wear for several years, so I don't need to buy any more."
"The last one, after you try it, we will buy it if you are satisfied, and then the eldest brother will take you to the computer city to buy a laptop, the college students do not have a good book in their hands, and then buy you a mobile phone, our procurement plan this afternoon will end here, how about it"?
After hearing Song Yicheng's words, Song Lanlan, who has always been well-behaved and obedient, jumped up with joy, and after reporting to the school, she saw that her classmates in the same dormitory had a laptop, although she also wanted it, but when she thought of the situation at home, she still sighed secretly, she didn't dare to hope that she would have such a car one day, listening to the meaning of the eldest brother, it seemed that she was ready to buy the best one for herself, which made her heart couldn't help but be moved, saying that the eldest brother was like a father, and her parents were old. The eldest brother really takes on the two roles of brother and father.
When Song Lanlan was about to open her mouth to thank her eldest brother, a long thin man came over with two or three bags of clothes, hey, isn't this the senior named 6 Zhanyuan who met at the school gate last night?
"6Senior brother, you buy clothes, ah, why are they all women's clothes? Yo, and women**, oh, I see, did you buy it for that beautiful big sister yesterday, she's your girlfriend, right?
"Ah, it turned out to be Song Lanlan's little sister, yes, yes, she is my girlfriend, no, she is embarrassed to come out, I will come out and buy her a few clothes to wear, sorry, I still have something to do, I have to go first......."
Song Lanlan couldn't help but laugh when she saw this 6 Zhanyuan walking away quickly with a red face, isn't it just to buy a few clothes for her girlfriend, what's so embarrassing.
"Hello, we want this dress, please wrap it up, Lan Lan, we've almost bought the clothes, let's go, you take my brother to this electronic city for a walk."
The two siblings walked out of the store with their things in their hands, and Song Yicheng drove the car towards a nearby computer city.