Chapter 17 No one dares to talk to me like that
Taoist priests are a group of people who absolutely worship strength.
In this place of the Dao Realm, everything should be solved with strength. Whoever gets involved in a hot weapon will be looked down upon by the Taoist priests.
If you punch me hard, then I'll take it, even if you cut off my head. Blame yourself for not being good at learning.
But if you put a gun to my head, then you will kill me, and I think you are a bastard. This is the concept of the Taoist priest.
For example, Carmine helped Li Tang Dynasty at the beginning. Although she succeeded, many people looked down on Carmine because of the use of thermal weapons. Of course, she doesn't care about the eyes of the world.
Li Huanan didn't know that he was in trouble, he asked the waiter to bring the menu, and then said with a smile: "Everyone hasn't ordered yet?" Then I'll take care of it. ”
At this moment, Jiang Mei walked up to Li Huanan's side, she pretended to be very respectful, and whispered in Li Huanan's ear. Li Huanan nodded very seriously, and then Jiang Mei retreated to our side, although she couldn't hear what she said, she should follow the original plan. But I know it very well in my heart.
What Jiang Mei said to Li Huanan just now should be to order luxurious and expensive dishes, and then say that we will pay for it, it seems that our Zhang Huaxu is very rich.
At this time, Li Huanan said to the waiter with a big grin: "We have monks here, you can serve all the vegetarian dishes that can be served first." But there are also Taoist priests here, many Taoist priests like to drink wine and eat meat, waiter, you tell me, what are the more delicious things here, they want to be high-end. ”
The waiter said respectfully: "There are lobsters, abalone, roasted fat beef in Inner Mongolia......"
Li Huanan laughed and said, "Okay, there are ten lobsters, ten abalones per person, and roast fat beef...... I've eaten this stuff, and the portion is not large, so give each person a plate! You're welcome, I'm here for a treat. ”
Hearing this, the Taoist priests' faces suddenly changed, and many Taoist priests had already clenched their fists. I can't wait to rush up and fight with Li Huanan. The giant rump beast beside me also gritted its teeth and looked at Li Huanan with hatred.
Taoist priests, don't eat beef.
Our kind of practical Taoist priests are more free, but even if they eat, they eat by themselves, and they don't run to tell everyone that they love beef and the like. Because in Taoism, the ox contributes to the crops, and the mount of Taishang Laojun is the green ox. For Taoist priests, the ox is equivalent to a partner or deity. In this kind of large-scale Taoist gathering, in order to respect peers and Taoism, even if you like to eat in private, you will not be able to order it.
I also eat beef, but I never dare to eat it in front of Taoist priests.
Taoism does not eat four things: beef, dog meat, black fish, and wild goose. Beef comes first, which shows the importance that Taoist priests attach to it.
Li Huanan didn't know anything about Taoist priests, he didn't know that he was in trouble at all, and even threw the menu to the waiter, and said to the Taoist priests around him with a smile: "Don't be polite to me, you just have to let go of eating, and you can talk about things when you are full." ”
Sister Shan sank her face and roared, "Mr. Li, do you look down on our heaven? ”
That's not right. Although we have some contradictions on weekdays, when we talk about things, we must talk about it seriously, why not look down on it......" Li Huanan put his hand on the shoulders of that high-ranking Heavenly Sect and said with a smile, "Brother, we can't be too united, we are all a little flustered when we look at Heaven." ”
The high-ranking member of the Heavenly Sect shook off Li Huanan's hand, and he said coldly: "Mr. Li, I am not your brother, don't be casual." ”
Li Huanan was taken aback, and he suddenly frowned unhappily and asked, "What do you mean?" ”
"I didn't mean it...... "The Heavenly Sect's senior roared in a low voice." What do you mean? Mr. Li, I don't have the heart to eat, let's just talk about business. ”
"Neuropathy."
Li Huanan muttered, his face was already very unhappy. The guy leaned back in his chair. I lit a cigarette and didn't bother to speak.
Sister Shan said slowly at this time: "Okay, then let's talk about business." Everyone knows very well that people live in the world for the sake of wealth. But lately, we've been at odds. Even often escalates into battles, businessmen pay attention to harmony and make money, but your people often come to attack my heaven and rob heaven of turnover, do you want to start a war? ”
The top level of Tianzong smiled, and he was about to speak, but Li Huanan said quite arrogantly: "What's wrong with robbing you?" It's just a toy with you, this Guangdong is my Uncle Zhang's territory after all, if it weren't for his mercy, you would have died a long time ago. ”
"You!"
The assistant beside Sister Shan immediately couldn't stand it, she stood up and scolded Li Huanan: "Li Huanan." You can't help but treat yourself too much, it's Zhang Huaxu who is powerful and not you, and even Zhang Huaxu doesn't dare to speak to us heaven like this. ”
Facing Sister Shan's assistant's words, Li Huanan almost didn't hear it, he took a puff of cigarette, slowly exhaled the smoke, and said disdainfully: "It's now." Really any character dares to run outside. Little girl, I advise you not to be too impulsive, otherwise once you eat a bullet one day, it will not taste good. ”
As soon as I heard it, I was happy, this Li Huanan really can't open any pot, and I always think that it is a great thing that I can get some hot weapons. Sister Shirt's assistant was completely furious, and she scolded angrily: "Come on! You're going to kill me now, and if you can't kill me, you're a bastard!" ”
Li Huanan glanced at the assistant, and he said lightly: "Don't scream too fiercely, otherwise you will suffer when the time comes, and you will be sad." “
This Li Huanan ......
At this time, he still felt very good about himself, and he regarded himself as the protagonist in the TV series. This guy is too fond of performance, and he can be called an idiot.
At this moment, the door of the hotel box was pushed open again. I turned my head and saw Carmine in a dress, smiling and smiling, and she whispered, "Everyone, I'm really sorry, this dress is a little difficult to wear." So I'm late. ”
The dress she wore today was particularly beautiful, a red short skirt dress. And carmine was originally a very charming type, and changing into this dress, the men present couldn't help but swallow their saliva. Li Huanan's eyes straightened, he coughed, and then said with a smile: "Beauty, we have been waiting for you for so long, we can't be dismissed by a word of embarrassment." Come. You are punished with three glasses of wine. ”
As soon as he said this, everyone present was stunned, the audience was silent, and people looked at Li Huanan like idiots, but unfortunately Li Huanan didn't even know how to look at words, and still looked at Carmine with admiration on his face.
Dare to speak out and tease the first evil carmine in the south, this is no different from looking for death. And this is Jiang Mei's plan, to find an opportunity to arrange for Li Huanan to meet Carmine, Li Huanan had spoken before that Carmine was nothing at all. As long as he and Carmine are arranged to meet together, then he will definitely provoke Carmine.
Who is carmine? provoked her, no matter what the relationship between Li Huanan and Zhang Huaxu was, she would definitely make Li Huanan pay the price.
And the smile on Carmine's face also froze, she may have never experienced such a thing, so she didn't react for a while, kept a smile and said: "Maybe I didn't hear clearly, this gentleman, what did you just say?" ”
Li Huanan emphasized again: "I said, you must be fined three glasses of wine." ”
"What if...... I don't drink it? Carmine asked slowly.
Li Huanan's temper suddenly came again, he touched his chin, looked at his carmine legs greedily, and said with a cruel smile: "Beauty, it's not me who brags, in Guangdong, no one dares to talk to me like this." If you don't give you three drinks, don't blame me for making you cry. ”
The atmosphere has become more and more silent, I tried my best to hold back my laughter, Li Huanan is already equivalent to walking in the ghost gate.
Rouge looked at the presumptuous Li Huanan, she suddenly sneered, and her voice became a little sharp: "Sir, it's not me who brags, in the entire south, no one dares to talk to me like this." If you don't cut out your tongue, I won't make you cry. ”