Chapter 113: Wang Fatzi
I don't know how long it took, the people on the other side of the caravan thought that Zhao Xiaofei was dead and couldn't die anymore, but on the other side, Zhao Xiaofei who was in the storm was not torn apart by the wind, but with the sandstorm constantly rolling in the air, and was carried by the boundless sand and dust all the way to the distance, and soon crossed the desert path of several kilometers. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Where is this?
Maybe it was an hour, or maybe three hours later, when Zhao Xiaofei was thrown out by the sand and dust, slammed into the sand and raised huge smoke and dust, he felt that this experience was a hundred times more exciting than any roller coaster, but the dizziness was a little terrible, so that he still hadn't eased up.
Phew!
Spit out a few mouthfuls of sandy yellow foam with the smell of muck from his mouth, but Zhao Xiaofei also knew that he couldn't blame others for his fate, who told him to suddenly want to die and compete with the great power of heaven and earth, so he immediately suffered hardship.
Shaking his still unclear head, Zhao Xiaofei sat on the ground without saying a word, he just wanted to be quiet at the moment, but when Zhao Xiaofei was a beautiful man alone, he was making a huge movement on the side, and the person who was almost stupid finally couldn't help the silence of the atmosphere, and asked him in a slightly trembling voice, "Are you a human or a ghost?" If yes, give me a reply, let me tell you, fat man, I have practiced, you can't scare me. ”
Hey?!
At this time, Zhao Xiaofei found that there was a fat man in jeans and a fur hat in front of him who was looking at him dumbfounded, obviously seeing his exaggerated scene of falling from the sky before, but he still didn't want to speak when he felt the blow to his heart, so seeing Zhao Xiaofei staring at the unknown place in front of him in a daze, the fat man in the fur hat suddenly felt furious in his heart, and threatened with a slight stutter, "Say!" Who are you? Don't say anything, Hugh blames the fat man for shooting me. ”
"Hey buddy, you have to say something, don't pretend to be cool here."
After saying two sentences in succession, the fat man suddenly raised a long-handled shotgun with a pitch-black barrel in his hand, which made Zhao Xiaofei can't help but shift his gaze to it, after all, firearms are a man's dream, and a shotgun with a good degree of power and domineering is a sharp weapon, not to mention that at a glance, it can be seen that the brand-new firearm in the fat man's hand is undoubtedly very well maintained, and it is not a low-end bargain.
"What do you mean, what do you mean?"
Zhao Xiaofei didn't look at him, but now he was stared at by a ragged and unclear humanoid gray face, the fat man held the shotgun in his hand tightly, his face was slightly pale, and he had the momentum of shooting without saying a word, it turned out that he had been stirring in the sandstorm for a long time, Zhao Xiaofei was already no longer human, except for the mushroom pocket in his hand, not to mention that the clothes that had been completely scrapped could only be regarded as a few rotten cloths that could be hung on his body, and even his face and hair were as dusty as a bird's nest.
It can be said that Zhao Xiaofei's image at the moment is very bad, not to mention his original true face, I am afraid that he can't even identify the identity of a human being, plus he smashed straight into the sand pit from a storm hundreds of meters high and didn't do anything at all, now even if he thinks he is well-informed, he doesn't dare to guarantee what kind of thing Zhao Xiaofei is in front of him?
"Don't be afraid, I'm human." , The shotgun in the fat man's hand didn't give Zhao Xiaofei any sense of crisis, but he didn't have the idea of pretending to be a ghost with the other party, so he explained directly, "You can see how I look, I am just a traveler who was unfortunately caught in a sandstorm, and now I have just been spit out of the storm, don't be so nervous." ”
Hearing Zhao Xiaofei say that he was a human being, the fat man immediately breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he still refused to put down the double-barreled shotgun and questioned, "You say you are a human being, but how can anyone fall from such a height and have nothing to do, you bluff your fat grandfather." ”
"Let me warn you first, I haven't seen any big rice dumplings and big scenes, if ordinary people fall from such a height and don't fall to pieces, I will write it upside down for you."
Isn't the word king a king when it is reversed?
There are still people talking about this stalk, seeing the fat man talking to him inwardly, Zhao Xiaofei felt a little inexplicably funny in his heart, when did he start to become a mysterious existence that others can't avoid.
Hey!
At this time, Zhao Xiaofei sighed softly, Wang Fatzi still has this dress, and the shotgun in his hand, how can this person give him a sense of déjà vu.
"Wang Fatty, Wang Fatty......", Zhao Xiaofei muttered a few times in his mouth, and suddenly remembered something and asked, "You said you are Wang Fatty, Fat Master?" Do you know Zhang Qiling's stuffy oil bottle there, and Wu Xie's little fresh meat? ”
'Who are you?' Listen to the tone, you know my brother, but why don't I know you, a good man? ’
At this moment, Zhao Xiaofei suddenly pointed out his identity, Wang Fatzi did not have any joy on his face, but shouted in his heart, the guy in front of him who didn't know whether it was a person or a ghost actually knew the stuffy oil bottle, so with his experience many times, the probability of not being a person on the other side has greatly increased, so if one of the answers is not good, 'Today, the fat man, my more than 200 catties of meat will really have to be explained here.' ’
So the fat man asked tremblingly, "Master, you are my grandfather, I dare to call me my grandfather in front of you?" ”
"Anyway, do you recognize them?" , finally found a little bit of this world's eyebrows, so that Zhao Xiaofei couldn't wait to know if the person in front of him was the Wang Fat Man in his impression, so he couldn't help frowning at Wang Fatzi's nonsense, and his tone couldn't help but become a little heavier, but Zhao Xiaofei's move startled the fat man, and he said again and again, "Master, Master, you are my grandfather, but you give me a bottom, whether I should know them or not." ”
"Oh, it seems that you really know the two of them, then you should be the fat man I know, brother, have you been fighting recently?"
"No, no, my Wang Fat Man is a great good person, who doesn't know that my fat man is an honest person, I won't fight and I don't know what an inverted bucket is, you don't listen to other people's slander, whoever says I'm fighting will be anxious with him!"
'This one in front of him is not easy to fool, he is definitely here to find trouble. ’
At this time, the fat man didn't boast about the identity of Captain Jin, and while righteously saying that he had nothing to do with the inverted fight, he thought in his heart with fear, "This one in front of me won't be the owner of the tomb, climb out to find him to take revenge, if I knew that this master was there, how dare I break ground on the head of Tai Sui Ye and pour his fight." ’
The fat man's performance in front of Zhao Xiaofei made Zhao Xiaofei very curious, and the fat man in front of him seemed to be a little different from what he remembered.
How dare he fight all kinds of upside down and play with corpses?
However, I think that although the fat man is righteous in the original book, there are really a lot of small problems with all kinds of greedy and cheap, broken mouths, although the fat man is quite reliable at a critical time, but he estimates that it is mainly because of the aura of the supporting role, which adds some different witty colors to the already heavy plot. In other places, the fat man's courage doesn't seem to be very big, so the incomparably obscene fat man in front of him is what a typical little person in the old society should look like.
So Zhao Xiaofei was surprised by the fat man's timidity, and saw that the other party seemed to be particularly afraid of himself because of some misunderstanding, he thought about it and scared the fat man in a stern tone, "Don't be afraid, I just want to ask you for a favor, this matter must be yours." ”
"What has to be me, I don't want it, grandpa, you just let me go as a fart."
As soon as he heard Zhao Xiaofei name himself, Wang Fatzi, who had already determined in his heart that he was not a good thing, was suddenly frightened and turned pale, his legs trembled and he was about to collapse to the ground, and he muttered something to himself, "Retribution, I was finally pecked by the geese all day long" and other words