Chapter 24: Spice Girl Song Yan
"Dead monkey, monkey can't spit ivory out of his mouth!" The woman was already new at this time, wearing a short camouflage jacket on her upper body, and two rounds of sexy bright moons were full and charming bulging between the lace underwear. The leather shorts on the lower body of the pen and the fun www.biquge.info are shorter than Rugo's animal skin skirt, and under the exaggerated slender legs, he stepped on a pair of black flower strappy snakeskin high heels.
Watching her twists and turns and graceful surprise emerge from the locker room, the shopping guides all folded their hands enviously and shouted "It's so beautiful".
Rugo saw her take out a pile of freshly stolen purses and throw them to the shopping guide in a chic manner, spun around triumphantly. I couldn't help but get angry, and said angrily in a low voice: "Miss, you are a bad woman. ”
"What? Dead monkey, do you still have something to say? No, just shut your stinky mouth! ”
Rugo was speechless, and when he was a child, he listened to his father teach him: Don't tease with female apes. It seems that the mouth of a modern woman is also very difficult to provoke.
By this time, Rugo had followed her out of the fashion store and wandered aimlessly through the mall. It just so happened that a couple pushed a stroller past the side, and there was a babbling little boy in the car, and there was a little hairy monkey sitting side by side with him, playing with the child.
The woman hurried over, reached out and pulled off the little hairy monkey's ear, turned her head and smiled at Lugo and said, "Big monkey, look, you were like this when you were a child, ugly and stupid." ”
Rugo glared at her. The little hairy monkey also jumped up, grabbed her long hair and squeaked and tore it.
"Rugo, save me!" The woman scratched left and right to drive away the little monkey, but the other party was very clever, swinging around on her and playing to her heart's content.
Rugo gloated and clapped his hands. The mother of the child looked at the woman with disdain and said, "Girl, you didn't mess with the little hairy monkey lightly, don't be so cheap in the future, just catch you with a full face!" As she spoke, she called to the little hairy monkey, "Come here," and it fell into the arms of the hostess, and turned its head to grin at the woman.
"Say you're a bad woman, you still don't admit it, you see, even the little monkey annoys you." Looking at the stroller in the distance, Rugo's face rippled with a comfortable and resentful smile.
"Big monkey, since I'm a bad woman, what are you still doing with me, don't you get out of here!"
"No, I have to go home with you, and now I have a mission to investigate you."
"Investigate me?" The woman pulled down her long hair, blinked her big eyes twice, tilted her head and thought about it, she was investigated by a monkey, and it was the first time she encountered it, but today she did a case, and she was afraid that someone would follow her, so she asked him to escort her home. Then he said, "Okay, Rugo, make an exception today and let you come to me as a guest." ”
It was the first time that Rugo had come to the modern dwelling, and when he came to a tall building in a large compound, he saw the woman take out the hairpin from her head and put it in her bag, and muttered to herself:
"I'm tired of wearing this thing, and my scalp is numb."
"What is this?" Rugo asked curiously when she saw the thing shining in her bag.
"Electromagnetic wave disturbers, specially for cameras, so that the police can't find me." As she spoke, the woman walked up the stairs, an old neighborhood with no elevators.
As she reached the fifth floor, she inadvertently reached for the bag of milk embedded in the doorknob and dropped it to the ground. She leaned over to pick it up and wanted to put it back in, but after two attempts, she couldn't put the bag in its place, so she simply tore the bag with her teeth, drank it slowly, and continued upstairs.
"Miss, whose family is this, why did you drink it?"
The woman laughed, took out the key and opened her door and said: "This is the milk ordered by the neighbor's house, I moved it unintentionally, but the card was not in place, and I was afraid that others would see the misunderstanding, so I simply drank it." ”
"You're good enough." Rugo held out a furry finger and pointed at her. and followed her into the room.
She lives in a sixth-story attic, with only the ceiling in the living room being low and flat, and the rest of the rooms being irregular and cramped.
The woman threw the finished milk package into the paper, motioned for Lugo to sit on the sofa, and then, with a roll of her eyes, looked at Lugo with mysterious eyes, and said, "Lugo, you are hungry, I will get you something to eat." ”
But at this time, Rugo was distracted, he couldn't hear her, he was whimpering and chewing something, and he could see the swallowing action in his throat.
At this time, in the time and space of 5 million years ago, the afterglow of the setting sun was reflected in the Homo erectus tribe, Guoguo and Rugo were snuggling up to each other, she was holding a piece of steaming bacon and putting it in Lugo's mouth, the aroma of the flesh made him happy, and a sweet smile appeared on his face.
The woman saw him like this and woke him up loudly: "Lugo, what are you doing like this?" ”
Lugo was stunned, blinked, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm eating smoked venison." ”
"Ah, 5 million years old game, it's amazing, it's natural! Quick, quick, let me taste it too! With that, she stepped into Rugo's phantom form and took up half of his body, giving her a portion of consciousness.
"It's good, I've never eaten such a natural bacon. But it's burnt, and it's too light. After she finished speaking, she went to the kitchen, and when she came out, she held a spice box with cumin, five-spice powder, iodized salt and other condiments.
She stretched out her white index finger, dipped a few spices on her fingertips and put them on her tongue, rolled them in her mouth, and said to Rugo, "Well, this tastes much better." ”
"Well, it's good, it's delicious." Rugo nodded, admiring again and again.
"Okay, then now I'll give you one of the most delicious spices, I won't share it this time, will you enjoy it alone?" The woman's big eyes rolled, and she said to Rugo with a wicked smile.
"Okay, okay!" Rugo's expression was expectant.
The woman reached out and pinched the chili powder in her mouth, then closed her mouth from Lu Ge, dodged away from Lu Ge, and hid to the side to observe his reaction.
"You can't eat this!" Ling Ke appeared next to Lu Ge, and he anxiously reminded the big ape who was ignorant of the world, but it was too late, and Lu Ge had already given all his feelings to this handful of chili powder in his mouth!
He screamed, waving his hands, gasping for air, and tugging at his hands into the mouth of the fire, bouncing uneasily in the living room.
The woman rinsed her mouth on the kitchen faucet, returned to the living room, looked at Rugo and laughed. But she was immediately stunned, and found that there was one more person, Ling Ke was crossing his waist, and he was glaring at her with raised eyebrows.
"How can you fool a simple, loyal ape companion like this!"
In response to this little family's questioning, she smiled a little, pursed her red lips and said, "What is simple, just now, she said that I was a bad woman." ”
"Really?" Ling Ke turned his head and asked, and Lu Ge nodded. He had calmed down a bit, and sat on the couch, the painful expression on his face still lingering, and his eyes were filled with tears stirred up by chili peppers.
After reassuring Rugo with the words "It'll be fine in a while, this thing is not poisonous", he said to the woman, "It's not too much to say that you are a bad woman." I ask you, what's your name? ”
"Song Lanlan." She sat opposite Ling Ge, crossed her feet, and replied absentmindedly, "What, little guy, do you want to check your household registration?" ”
"Alas, it's incorrigible! Can't you tell the truth? Song Yan! Ling Ke frowned and sighed fiercely.
"Hey, handsome little man, how do you know my name?"
Ling Ke smiled slyly at her, looked at the glass flower coffee table, and a water and electricity bill was revealed underneath, which clearly read: "Song Yan." ”
"Boy, hell, you can see that. It's all because I live in such a slum community, and I have to use the oldest way to pay for water and electricity. Song Yan complained angrily.