Because I accidentally forgot the outline...

I'll take it slowly...

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In the year of the bifurcation, the 30-body people were forced to leave their home planet, the distant star of the distant star, and embarked on an unknown journey, in vain to find that glimmer of hope for life in the vast universe - a stable star system, their home star is surrounded by 30 stars, and the 30-body people who are almost blinded by the silicon-based dog's eyes in order to save the silicon-based dog's eyes of the next generation, and also to improve the increasingly bad eyesight of their own generation, have embarked on an epic journey that is almost to death!

It wasn't until a person with good eyesight who was not nearsighted at 2000 degrees found that the grandmother he was concerned about had updated another ghost animal video when he visited the Bilibili ghost animal area, and this great journey ended fucking early.

The origin of everything is because of a barrage of wars by Ye Wenyan, an earthling! It turned out that because the daughter-in-law of the old Wang family next door found out that her husband was having an affair, Xiao San was still the male dog of the Ye family next door, and he cut off the wireless in a fit of anger! She thinks that it was because the dog used her family's wireless signal to seduce her husband on WeChat that her husband made a big mistake! This is a bitter dog owner Ye Wenzhen, he had to use his own traffic to surf the Internet, but it didn't take long for the wireless signal bars on his mobile phone to light up one after another, but at this time he was addicted to ghosts and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't notice the sudden increase in network speed - at this time, he was already connected to the wireless network of the Thirty Body Star!

What he went shopping for was not a beep ~ beep ~ at all! Everything changed when he connected to the Thirty-Body Planet's wireless network!

"CFGO players are all dogs!"

After sending this barrage, imagining the tearing that would appear in the next barrage, Ye Wenzi took a sip of eighty-two years of iced tea, turned off Bilibili, turned on the king pesticide, and skillfully manipulated Li Hei to send people in and out three times.

"People killed me with their skills, why do they say I'll send it!" Ye Wenyan scolded with his voice, just now, he manipulated Li Heichong to kill his own spring, which attracted a scolding from his teammates, and his previous record was 0-29.

After a while, as the enemy base exploded on the spot, Ye Wen threw away his mobile phone angrily, looking at the proud achievements of his teammates, and an evil fire appeared in his heart: "Damn, I've fought so hard, why did I still win!" ”

Ye Wenyan, who didn't believe in evil, immediately decided to give it a hand, but it backfired, he had already fought hard, why did he still win? Why can I still win with a 0-26 record?

After thinking about it, he decided to do it upside down again, and ten minutes later, watching the enemy base explode on the spot again, he turned off his phone in pain, resenting why fate was so unfair, obviously I had worked so hard, why could I still win?!

Wait, what the am I doing on a handstand?! Ye Wenyan, who reacted, was taken aback, and then stood up as if nothing had happened, clapping his hands, as if nothing had happened.

Any questions?

No, it's normal, isn't it?

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"The ship's host has confirmed that the barrage is coming from a star system 4 light-years away, what should I do?"

The well-eyed 30-body star touched the lines on the main body of the spacecraft and once again confirmed the accuracy of this message, so the question is, what should it do?

Be... What about spraying with this person? Still is... What about direct reporting?

After meditating, meditating, and thinking for a long time, it slapped its head and came back to its senses, yes, isn't Lao Tzu's task to find a habitable planet? Doesn't it mean that there is intelligent life in that star system that can trigger a barrage of war?

It immediately decided to report to its superiors, and when it thought of this, it couldn't help but rub its hands excitedly, this is a great achievement! I don't know how many B coins will be given as a reward?

But what it never expected was that it felt that its strength was gradually lost, and the already vague world in front of it became even more blurred, and the whole person swayed, as if it was about to fall to the ground, it recalled the action of slapping its head in the first two paragraphs, and touched its head again, and felt the sticky blood, and then it realized that it might have been overexcited just now, causing the force of slapping the head door a little more, and slapping the skull to pieces.

It's a pity that it's too late to say anything, it has no strength to press the button and report to its superiors, just like that, it died in its own small spaceship, and the spaceship that lost its owner gave up on itself and drank three bottles of two pot heads to pay tribute to its master, and finally slowly deviated from the large army in the lonely universe due to drunk driving, and was successfully destroyed by the law enforcement meteorite.

At the moment, its superiors... I've been fighting for a while in the video of the ghost animal that was sent a barrage of war, and I didn't even notice that a ship had left the fleet...

At the end of the play, the universe escaped being destroyed by a lady surnamed Cheng and sprinkled flowers to celebrate!

(Ye Wenyan: Wait, you haven't explained how I played with my phone upside down!) ）