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"Yo, our 'Brain of Wisdom' Master Jin is back!" Wu Wu looked at Jin Jiazi's confident smile and shouted softly.

Jin Jiazi smiled slightly: "Yes, it seems that we still have to obey that sentence - know ourselves and know the enemy, and we will not be defeated in a hundred battles!" ”

Brother Mu also smiled, glanced at a few figures hurriedly walking by outside the window, and then turned his head to look at Lan Lan...

…

It was already dark, there were not a few people left on the deck, Lei Yuehai followed by five or six pirates, hurriedly returned to his bedroom, after they rushed in, Lei Yuehai gently closed the door, backhanded the three or five door locks were inserted to death, looked around the room, found that there was no one else, waved his hand, and asked everyone to sit down.

"Tell me, what are you looking for me?" Lei Yue Haidao.

"Master Lei, did you decide today's matter too hastily?" One said, "Are you really sure that old man is our captain Dai Yang?" ”

"Hmph, I'd rather admit a hundred mistakes than let one go!" Lei Yuehai said, "Last time he escaped, we almost regretted our intestines, and this time we can't let him go no matter what!" ”

"That being said, how can you be sure it's him?"

"You forgot what you said before your last name? Changing every day, take shelter from disasters! He also relied on constantly changing his appearance to escape the pursuit of the enemy and the official family, you say, I have been with him for so long, who has seen his true appearance? ”

Several people shook their heads.

"Hmph, he used to hide from the enemy, but now he is to hide from his own people, no matter how much he pretends to be, he can't escape my eyes!" Lei Yue Haidao.

"Oh. Lei Ye, so when he first recognized him during the day, he didn't admit anything, it turned out that he was all fools! ”

"But Master Lei, I'm still a little unsure, the tone and tone of his speech are completely different from the acting captain, are we mistaken?" One person was suspicious.

"Hmph, it shouldn't be wrong, because during the day, I deliberately looked for an opportunity to get close to him. Do you know what I smell? Lei Yuehai sneered, "Fishy smell, that's the fishy smell emitted by 'imitation shark oil'!" ”

"Imitation shark oil?" The others were stunned at first, and then someone remembered, "Oh, yes, yes, yes, I've heard that he seems to use some kind of fish oil to change his appearance... You can't go wrong now. ”

"Of course you can't be wrong, didn't you notice. In fact, he is mean and ruthless, but his actions have not changed at all, especially the stinginess and stubbornness, which cannot be found in the whole world. Hmph, this is called easy to change the appearance, but the nature is difficult to change! ”

"That's right, Master Lei. Listening to you say that, it seems to be really like that, you see what he picked. I heard the brothers say that they ate leftovers at noon at night, and even the liquor was mixed with a lot of water by him, saying that he could drink a few more meals, hey, who would have thought that the big pirate leader who was in a hurry could slam the door like this! ”

"Okay, don't talk about it, if it weren't for his bear-like appearance, we wouldn't have turned his face!" One said, "You said that the brothers have been working with him for more than ten years, playing hard every day, fighting and killing, and the gold and silver mountains that were finally snatched were all secreted by him alone in the end, this, isn't this a loss of conscience?" ”

It is not easy to be a pirate, and sometimes it is easy to be "lost in conscience" by others after they have lost their conscience and robbed others.

"Who says it's not, it's the hard-earned money that the brothers exchanged for their lives, and the daughters-in-law and children at home are still waiting for online shopping and enrolling in classes.

"That's right, you say that the official family is arguing every day that 'no money is allowed to be owed to migrant workers', but what about us? Isn't it also unpaid wages? Somebody's yelling for us a voice or two—" Several of them wept.

"Come on, don't go far, or I'll take you to the front of the government to raise a banner?" Lei Yuehai airway.

"Hey, yes, I've heard that's a trick too, or-"

"Shut up, you!" Lei Yuehai's nose was crooked, "Don't say it's useless, the most important thing for us now is to stabilize the surname, find an opportunity to find out where he hid all those gold and silver treasures, everyone will work hard during this time, don't fight with him first, let him have nothing to do, and once we find the place where the treasure is hidden, hum..."

Several people's eyes lit up.

"Let him and his companions die without a place to be buried!" Lei Yuehai said ruthlessly, "Hmph, there is also that beautiful woman..."

A few people were talking quietly in the room, but they didn't notice a small transparent water insect lying in the corner, gently rubbing the wings on their backs...

…

"Huh? Who is the last beautiful woman they are talking about? In the captain's cabin, Brother Mu and the others sat together, listening to the words from the water worms on the table, Hong Shou asked first after listening.

The others didn't speak, only Lan Lan's face turned blue, as if he was going to kill someone.

"No, they say mean and ruthless, do they mean me?" Du Yanlong asked.

"It's not clear to be mean, but it's quite accurate to be stingy." Brother Mu chuckled.

Jin Jiazi also laughed: "Mr. Du, you can really fight crookedly, I now suspect more and more that you are the 'Captain of Variety'." ”

"Hey, don't you guys follow suit, tell me, what should we do next?" Du Yanlong approached Jin Jiazi.

"Well, it's better, we can- huh?" Jin Jiazi was halfway through speaking, and her nose suddenly sniffed and frowned.

"Ah, little brother Jin, do you have any clever plans again?" Du Yanlong was pleasantly surprised.

"What a clever plan, it's a stench!" Jin Jiazi frowned and hid to the side, "I said sir, you have changed several sets of clothes, and you have also taken two showers, why do you still smell so big on your body, no wonder some people say that you seem to have smeared 'imitation shark oil'!" ”

"Hehe, I, I'm not reluctant to use water..."Du Yanlong smiled dryly...

…

The big black ship moved slowly in the night, completely blending into the endless ink, unable to distinguish where the sky, where the sea, and where the ship was. The moon showed a pale yellow body, and she hung in mid-air, shining with a cold light, shining on the vast waves, finally separating the sea, the sky, and the ship...

Most of the people on board were asleep, and only a few pirates on patrol were left dangling about, yawning and complaining listlessly about the meanness of the "captain", who talked about the gold and silver treasures. From fighting for his life on the sea to squandering on the shore, as he spoke, he naturally went around to the topic that several men must talk about together-

Woman.

They first boasted to each other about how many women from good families they had robbed at sea, and then began to compare how many sluts and prostitutes they had played with on the shore, thinking about the evil in their heads and saying obscenities, but they never thought about the pain they brought to others, and how many people were forced to cry secretly...

A few scum in the world just whispered and laughed, and finally mentioned the women they had just met. They said it was a pity, and if they could get those girls on the boat, then they would have to open the meat ring tonight, and they would come to the boat full of waves. sleepless nights; And someone looked at Brother Mu and the cabin they were in stupidly, looked lewd, licked his lips and said, "Hey, in fact, it's really the best in the world." Far away in front of us, we can only look and think, can't-"

"Shhhh Be quiet, and if the captain hears you thinking about his friend, he can pick your skin! ”

"Captain? Hmph, we'll see, I've heard-"

"Huh? You, look, there's something in the water! Another abruptly interrupted.

"Where?" Several people snapped onto the side of the boat, poking their necks to look down.

"W-huh? It was there just now, why is it gone? ”

"The eyes are spent, or maybe it's a big fish."

"No, no, no, a piece of white flowers, it's definitely not a fish—it's like... It's like..."

"Something like that, hurry up!"

"It looks like a human!"

"People?!"

"Well, still, it's still a woman..."

"Fuck you. Yes, you think women want to go crazy, in the middle of the night, there are women in the sea? ”

A thin cloud covered the moon again, and the sea became dark again, and several people looked at it for a long time and saw nothing on the sea, and they scolded and walked back, but at this moment, the clouds drifted away, and the moonlight sprinkled down again, and this time they saw clearly, not far from the side of the ship, there was a white thing floating, someone took a searchlight to shine down, and several pirates froze when they boarded—

I saw that there was a red floating there. The naked woman, most of her body was soaked underwater, only above the shoulders, her whole body rose and fell with the waves, and when she sank down to her neck, when she floated, her two round breasts were exposed to the sea, and she was still waving to the pirates with a smile on her face.

"That's—" A few pirates rubbed their eyes vigorously, and finally recognized them after looking over, it was clearly the beautiful woman who scolded Jin Jiazi at noon and was pulled under the ship by him.

How? What happened to her ship? Why did you fall into the water?

The pirates were both surprised and surprised, but then they noticed that the sea around them was clear, as if something else was fluttering, and they were immediately happy—

It was a dozen young women who were also naked, all of them half-floating in the water, some waving, some nodding, as if asking for help and teasing.

As the so-called lustful mind, a few guys just wanted to get those women on the boat to vent, and how could they inform other people, put down the hanging ladder, and jumped into the sea one after another, they swam faster than the fish, and gradually approached the floating women... (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow from ~ Dian/Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter ddxiaoshuo), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to ddxiaoshuo WeChat public account! (To be continued......)