217 A woman's general village is green
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When the group set off again, Shangguan must be regarded as the most weak person in the team.
Originally, he just promised Liao Xiaoqing, who was kind to him, and his father's old friend Cai's father, saying that they would take their two sons for a customs test, which was just a not too hard errand. But now, with the old man next to him who was about to "take a break" after walking for ten minutes, the speed of their entire team slowed down.
The pirates from all over the world who were transported by the ship just now all looked like they were very powerful, and each group of people formed a group, some of them worked hard to catch the "Dragon Sword" pirates for the few black and white cards issued by the ship's owner, and some of them were like Cai Ping, who were originally residents of the island, and this time they came purely for the bounty.
After the trip, Cai Zhongzi got a little bit of the shop that drove the boat, saying that this shop is very individual, because he loves the relationship between his wife very much, and he sails every morning and returns to the island before the afternoon, just to be able to have an afternoon tea with his wife on time, and to spend the warm family time after dinner...... Well, if that sounds like that, he's really a good man.
It's just that I don't know why such a "good man" dares to take on the arduous task of "transporting this group of outlaws to the island", and how many cards will be rewarded after catching the "Dragon Sword"?
While Shangguan was thinking about this kind of problem, he was also thinking: Anyway, no matter how many tickets he wins, as long as he cooperates with Cai Ping and Cai Zhong to win this "Dragon Sword" pirate, then at least he can guarantee that he can get a Seawalker 8. Well, when I think of this, my mood at the moment is happy.
With such an optimistic idea, Shangguan walked without pain in his waist, feet and legs...... He even whistled as he strode forward.
Now this group of people has entered the island, this island with an active volcano also has a huge forest, after the group entered the forest, but the sight was blocked by the towering trees, the scenery in front of them did not change much for a long time, Shangguan was a little strange, and said: "Hey, Cai Zhong, you are taking the right direction, right?" ”
Cai Zhong held the map in one hand and the compass in the other, turned his head, and squeezed out a sunny smile handsomely, and then said: "Come on, you have to believe me, in such a backward place, any computer and electronic instruments are useless, take an electronic device to use, although it will be handsome, but once the power is out, the first one will be finished playing." ”
"Hmm." Shangguan nodded, thinking that what you said was right, but why did we walk for most of the day and didn't even go out of this forest......
"Damn, you kid don't understand, don't keep detouring, and break up all my old bones." Although Zhuang Lulu was old, his temper was still very hot, and he stepped forward, and at this time his legs and feet were also neat, and he snatched the compass from the hand of Cai Zhong, who was half frightened, and shook it in his hand, and said: "There is obviously something wrong with this compass, can't you see it!" ”
Everyone came up to take a look, and saw that although the compass was placed flat on the old man's hand, it still couldn't stop shaking the pointer from side to side, and it didn't seem to stop, obviously, it should be because it was blocked by a third-party magnetic interference device.
After seeing this situation, Cai Zhong's face turned blue, he smiled, and said: "Hehe, hehe, I'm sorry, it's the first time we go out, and we are a little lacking in experience, hehe, slightly insufficient." ”
Although this guy is not mature enough, he talks about one set after another.
In other words, when encountering this situation, even a person like Shangguan, who is stable at the same age, doesn't know what to do. The group sat down in a circle as if they were discussing, but when the three young people were sad, Zhuang Lulu stretched out his hand with a smile and said, "Do you still have the bag of cakes you brought just now, it's delicious, let's take some more and eat it." ”
When the four of them got off the boat just now, the greedy Cai Zhong did take two packets of potato chips, and when he was just on the road, he was bored eating and playing, and the old man also ate some with him, but he didn't expect to be addicted to it.
"When is it now, and I'm still thinking about eating." Seeing that everyone was about to get lost and be trapped in this forest, this old man, who was known as an immortal expert, was still only thinking about food, and this attitude really made Cai Zhong quite unhappy. He slapped the old man's hand away, and said in a loud voice.
Apparently, the young man was already having some anger.
The old man took half a step back, he was a person who didn't know martial arts, and he didn't want to bargain for a few young people in this body movement, but he only rolled his eyes, smiled, and had a plan. Suddenly, he touched his chin with his right hand, which did not have a beard, looking like a super wise man, and said, "Alas, in fact, I have a plan in my heart for this method of cutting off the direction. ”
"What do you think of your predecessors, hurry up and point us out." The honest Cai Ping likes to drill the horns of the bull the most, seeing that he doesn't know what to do if he wants to break his head, as soon as he heard that there is a way to solve the current predicament, he hurriedly pounced.
Cai Ping kept shaking the old man Zhuang, and quickly shook the person who was almost sixty years old to pieces, Zhuang Lulu took a deep breath and said, "You let go quickly, and if you continue to shake like this, my old man will return to the west." ”
Cai Ping smiled innocently, quickly stopped, and left the old man a little. Zhuang Lulu laughed again and said, "Alas, in fact, I have a plan, but now I am a little hungry, but I can't remember it for a while." When he said this, he was still holding his stomach with his hands, and he pretended to have a "stomach pain" expression on his face, which probably meant that he should eat something to remember.
Well, it turns out that this old man has been acting in a one-man show for a long time, just to beg for candy like a child. Cai Zhong couldn't fight with such an old naughty boy, so he quickly and honestly took out the last packet of unopened potato chips and handed it to the old man.
"Oh, what brand of biscuits are yours, they're delicious, they're delicious." Zhuang Lulu used his wrinkled hand, picked up pieces of potato chips, and kept throwing them into his mouth.
"That's a potato chip, not a cookie." Seeing that the old man had said the wrong thing twice, Cai Zhong couldn't help it, brushed his long hair that hung down to his forehead, and said aside.
The kind-hearted Shangguan was worried about another problem, so he gently moved to the old man's side and said, "Old man, at your age, it may be better to eat something healthy." This kind of puffed food is not nutritious, and it may contain ingredients that are not good for human health......"
When he was talking about this, Zhuang Lulu drank loudly, he pointed at Shangguan's nose and scolded: "What do you mean by this, do you think I'm old, or do you think I'm stupid?" Say, tell me. ”
The old man's voice became louder and louder, and he was about to fight with Shangguan, but fortunately, Cai Zhong hurriedly walked up, helped the old man with his left hand, touched the old man's right shoulder with his right hand, and said: "Alas, Senior Zhuang, don't worry about an ignorant junior like him, where does he know anything, he doesn't enjoy when he has time in life, do you still wait until you die and bring regrets into the coffin, this kind of person who doesn't know how to enjoy life, you just let him die of boredom, don't worry about him, hahaha, don't care about him......"
Cai Zhong was originally a person who likes to eat, drink and have fun, but now he met the old man Zhuang who is so deeply harmonious with the principle of "having fun in time", and persuaded the other party to be happy, but it is really the right medicine to get rid of the disease.
"Hmph, yes, if you have to be as sensible as a young man like you, then it can really be called promising." Zhuang Lulu sat down on the grass next to him, listening to Cai Zhong continue to pour sweet kind words, and continued to throw potato chips into his mouth, "squeaking" and chewing.
It wasn't until he was about to finish the whole bag of chips that his temper eased.
"Really," Shangguan said secretly in his heart, "how can this old man be like a woman, who likes to listen to good words and eat snacks to relieve stress...... Can such a man without masculinity really be able to achieve great things? ”
"By the way, Senior Zhuang, what is the method you just said?" Seeing that the other party had eaten enough and rested, Cai Ping, who was afraid of the old man's speechlessness, asked eagerly first.
"Well, it's not that hard." Zhuang Lulu pointed his finger forward and said, "Seeing that the tree in front of you is not, help me cut down its branches." ”
Shangguan looked at the old man's finger, and sure enough, he saw a tree in front of him that required two people to hug. He didn't think too much about it, thinking that the Cai brothers' mecha was going to work in this forest, and the movement would indeed be a little big, so he summoned the armor out at once, stepped forward and cut down the branch with one arm.
Shangguan thought that the old man was going to use this branch as a weapon, but he was afraid that the other party would not think it was thick enough, so he picked the thickest branch of the entire tree and cut it down.
Rumble! Although the branches were very thick and tough in the damp forest, they could not stop the power of this mini armor, and they cut it to Shangguan to the ground.
Shangguan, who was wearing armor, picked up the uneven branch with the broken mouth and handed it to Zhuang Lulu.
The old man said, "Hey, what are you doing, I mean the ......branches," and his hand was still pointing in the same direction.
Shangguan followed the direction pointed by the old man and thought: That's right, it's this tree, it's this branch, what's the problem?