Section 136 Managing the Maniac
Guan Maniac's house looked very messy, and all kinds of debris could be seen everywhere, so that Ye Chong had to be careful when he walked around, lest he accidentally cause these mountains of debris to collapse. This kind of scene reminded Ye of the garbage mountain on the garbage star.
I couldn't help but sigh: "Tut, it looks like you've met an interesting woman, uh, it's probably probably an old woman who is not psychologically normal!" Hee-hee, Ye, you have to be careful! "Schadenfreude.
Ye Zhong didn't intend to pay attention to the meaning of the martyrdom at all, he understood that no matter what kind of response he had, he was afraid that the interest of the martyr would be greater. So he chose to keep his mouth shut.
Yan grinned: "Hey, I almost forgot, Ye Zi must be thinking about that female boxer!" …… Ha...... Leaf, your heartbeat has changed! He couldn't help but feel proud.
Ye Chong's forehead was beating with green tendons, but his heart involuntarily floated over the snow-white practice clothes, the tip of his nose seemed to smell the strange fragrance again, and the tip of his tongue seemed to be a little slippery.
For a while, Ye Chong was a little stunned.
The sound of stumbling footsteps clearly reached Ye Chong's ears, and Ye Chong immediately came back to his senses.
Ye Zhong calmly looked at the Guan madman who had not yet fully sobered up with the hangover.
The madman is about twenty **, and he is pretty, which can be seen from the exclamation of the man, as for wanting Ye Zhong to judge, it is really a little too difficult for him. The madman was not yet conscious, her clothes were disheveled, her blouse slipped to the side, her snow-white left shoulder was exposed to the air, and she was unconscious, and the scenery on her chest was also looming. The slender and slender jade hand pinched a cup upside down.
Ye Zhong clearly heard Yan let out a gasp. However, Ye Zhong would not be surprised by any of Yan's behavior.
Ye Chong really didn't understand how to judge his appearance. Essentially, we all have two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth, and there is no difference. Of course, Ye Chong understands that there are still differences, such as himself, hearing and eyesight should be relatively strong, but in terms of smell and taste, it is slightly inferior. But Ye Chong absolutely didn't believe it, someone could judge the strength of the other party's abilities as soon as they met, even if it was Mu, Ye Chong believed that he would never be able to do this.
In this way, this should not be one of the so-called aesthetic judgments in the mouth.
Judging by the muscles in his face, Ye Chong thought that he lacked this knowledge, because he really couldn't figure out how the muscles of his face would help in battle. If they don't help, how can we judge whether they are good or bad? As for the hair, it is also difficult to have an effect on the battle, but it is very likely that too long hair will have a bad effect on the battle. If you are in the garbage star, it is most suitable to be bald.
But Ye Zhong has never heard a bald woman praise a beauty!
How do you judge? Ye Zhong is completely confused! It's really difficult!
He made a moan-like sound: "Oh my God! How can it be? How could there be such a superb beauty in such a broken place! Leaves, it's over! I'm done now! ”
Ye Zhong was startled: "Death, what's wrong?" ”
With a trembling voice, "Yezi, I'm sure I was shot by an arrow!" ”
"Arrows?" Ye Chong was startled, and quickly searched around, but found nothing, but Ye Chong didn't dare to be careless: "Is it a new type of weapon that is invisible?" Ray wave arrows? Ye Chong was ready for battle as soon as possible, and as soon as he was sure that he was attacked, Ye Chong was ready to summon the guard. It is very advantageous to fight in such a place, to kill the woman in front of you in the fastest time, and then you can calmly search for this new type of weapon.
Yan almost closed his breath: "Yezi, don't you really have a surname?" ”
"Surname? But I've heard you say that you were shot by an arrow, well, presumably this primitive weapon can't hurt you, but if it's a similar ray wave arrow emitted by a new weapon, it may be bigger! Ye Zhong said very seriously.
Death was completely defeated: "Yezi, haven't you heard of the arrow of the god of love?" ”
"Eros Arrow?" Ye Zhong was a little puzzled: "Which company produces it?" Specification? Model? Can the specific surname be? I don't think I've seen anything like this! Ye Zhong had a thoughtful expression.
Yan couldn't hold back any longer, and scolded: "Yezi, you beast! Can't you be normal? Haven't heard of Eros Arrow? All day long in my head is fighting, killing, and your broken armor, when will you realize the true meaning of life! The last sentence was said in a very lyrical tone, and Ye Chong's hairs stood up uncontrollably.
"Does it have anything to do with this?" Ye Chong said blankly, but finally knowing that Yan was not attacked, Ye Chong was still relieved in his heart.
Yan said dejectedly: "Hey, this is indeed my fault, discussing the true meaning of life with people like you is simply playing the piano to the cow!" ”
"Kemu once said that the cow is a very intelligent animal!" Ye Zhong retorted.
"Oh my God! What kind of guys are these two! The mourning voice was choked, and he looked up to the sky and sighed.
"Xiao Yezi, looking at people like this, is it interesting to others?" The maniac's eyes are blurred, his body is unstable, as if he is about to fall at any time, and his voice is seductive and sultry.
"That's so good! It's wonderful! Leaf, do you know what it's called? According to a study of female surnames, a woman who speaks like this has a sense of surname on the outside, but is extremely single-minded on the inside, and is the best partner for men, and is called a woman given by God to men! Unexpected! Unexpected! In such a broken place, you can meet such a superb woman! He was so excited that he couldn't speak incoherently.
Ye Chong didn't understand a word of what he said, he only understood one thing, he was saying that it was good to be a madman! Ye Zhong couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking that if he let Kuroko hear the words, he wouldn't know what his reaction would be, but he was afraid that Kuroko would not admit it if he was killed.
Ye Zhong looked at the madman carefully, but he still didn't see anything good about her, except for her hands. This is a pair of white and slender hands, the knuckles are even, Ye Chong's eyesight can even see that the muscle distribution of her hands is extremely reasonable, this is undoubtedly a pair of extremely dexterous hands. But in Ye Chong's opinion, the only flaw is that the skin is too delicate, and in this case, it is not satisfactory in terms of resistance to blows.
Thinking of the identity of the other party's trainer, Ye Zhong was also stunned.
The maniac is also accustomed to Ye Chong's silence, just as Ye Chong is used to the drunkenness of the maniac. Every time Ye Chong came here, the maniac was almost drunk, and his speech was slurred, and he liked to go crazy for no reason, which made the sunspot very reluctant to come here, which was why she was called a maniac.
"Did you run out of boosters? No, you just shipped a lot of it not long ago, so you can't use it so quickly! The maniac was a little surprised, and then teased: "Could it be that Xiao Yezi misses others?" Hee-hee, otherwise, people will accompany our dear little leaf tonight! ”
Mourning uttered an intoxicated voice: "God! It's wonderful! Then he said impatiently to Ye Chong, "Yezi, quickly agree!" Don't say yes! ”
Ye Zhong directly ignored the noise.
Ye Zhong opened his mouth and said: "It's not about the strengthening liquid, the master asked me to learn from Aunt Guan for training!" ”
The crazy man was slightly stunned, and then looked at Ye Zhong carefully: "I can't see it, your master has high expectations for you, and he would actually think of letting you come to learn training with me!" Why didn't I see it, tsk, people can't look like people! Sister, I actually looked away! ”
Ye Zhong asked directly: "What does Aunt Guan think?" ”
The maniac smiled and said: "Hey, Xiao Yezi, how many times have I told you that I want to call my sister, and my aunt and aunt will call people old!" The sharp-eyed Ye Chong still saw the fingers of her right hand subconsciously turning the cup foot, this detail made Ye Chong, who was familiar with her, understand that she was thinking.
Ye Zhong didn't speak, waiting for the other party to think clearly.
There was silence between the two.
The movement of his fingers stopped, and Ye Chong spoke: "How is it?" The voice was as calm as ever.
Guan Maniac was slightly surprised, obviously he didn't expect Ye Chong to be able to grasp the timing so accurately.
The smile on the face of the madman was gone, replaced by a serious face, this expression was the first time Ye Zhong had seen it on the face of the madman. Guan Maniac stared at Ye Chong deeply with a pair of eyes, and slowly spoke: "Since it was said by your master, if you want to come to me to learn tuning, it is not impossible to ......" Speaking of this, she stopped talking.
"Well, what's the condition?" Ye Zhong asked, his face did not change at all.
A flash of admiration flashed in the maniac's eyes, and said: "The conditions can't be said, but if you want to learn from me, there are a few points that must be observed, if you can't do it, then I will definitely not teach, even if your master comes!" "The last sentence is categorical for a madman.
Ye Zhong was unmoved, and said lightly: "You say! ”
"First, your master's intention must be to let you learn how to mix several enhancement liquids, but since you come to learn from me, then it's up to me to decide what to teach, and when do I think you can only leave after you become a teacher! Until then, you can't leave here without permission. Of course, your master, then I will let you go regularly. The madman said slowly.
Ye Chong thought for a moment before replying: "No problem!" ”
"Second, you are my student, you will do whatever I ask you to do, no bargaining, and no laziness."
"Good!"
"Third, I designate places that cannot be entered, things that cannot be moved, and no entry or movement is allowed at one chance. If I find out, I'll do it at my own risk! Guan Maniac's tone was very indifferent when he said this, but Ye Zhong somehow sniffed out a bit of a dangerous smell.
"My curiosity has never been heavy!" Ye Zhong has always been more confident in this point.
"You have to think carefully!" Tube madman said.
"You've figured it out!" Ye Zhong replied: "I agree!" ”
"Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"Uh, okay, let's clean up all the stuff in this room first!" The madman threw down a sentence, then turned around with a wine burp and walked away.
"Yezi, I take back all the words just now!" Seeing these mountains of debris, I can't help but chill in my heart!
(To be continued)